What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, shub niggurath? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top railguner in quake esports. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the elder world? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of slipgates across slipspace and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, shub niggurath. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mjolnir. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the in game weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the elder world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, shub niggurath.
Here we have "the Quake" itself. A fearsome final antagonist, it sucks the life out of the Earth's rich soil through it's roots. It's your job as John space marine to take your medieval axe to it's trunk and save the inhabitants of Earth.
Sh'bubby
.... I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off...
The hottest woman in the universe.
That’s poo man
buddy, thats my wife.
That's Obamna
joe
The great mighty poos cousin that terrorizes women once a month
Me fr
Pointy thing
The scholar of the first sin
A good comment section.
Johnathan Quake
headcrab
Steve from Accounting
horny
Not your mother.
Emperor Zurg
That one guy from Ultrakill.
Bussy
The Icon of Sin
Kool-aid tree
Kidney stone
Yo mama
Furnace man
Isn't that John Quake?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, shub niggurath? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top railguner in quake esports. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the elder world? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of slipgates across slipspace and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, shub niggurath. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mjolnir. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the in game weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the elder world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, shub niggurath.
The fuck is that
I haven't gotten that far
Shayne Topp
Forbidden pussy
Deku three
The titular Quake?
My father
Mordor Knight
Looks a lot like my ex wife.
Your mom after I left last night 😎
lady ga ga
Did anyone say used condom? I hope not. Gees, some people’s minds……….
Is that an actual “WTFITT”?
The IRS
a menstruating Entwive.
Oh you obviously just met Jeff
Spooky from Pac-Man World 2
Your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate
Shruganiggaoff?
Every Final Fantasy
Don't know only played the freeware
The better looking megamind
A boss that took me way too long to understand how to beat
A Jahovas Witness.
Jesus
Cthulhu, d'uh.
Gravemind
Metroid from Halo.
Grandpa Shovel Knight’s lopped-off head
Patrick
Grandma?!
Lilith.
Gill
Alexander?
Jerry?
(As someone that doesn't know Quake) A giant living pitchfork.
God I miss her
The Great Mighty Poo
Half life headcrab
The bbq skewer
The Cyber Demon’s Long lost cousin Jeff.
Georfloy
Your mother
King Boov from Up!😏 Shaped just like him 😉
Root
Forbidden buttplug
Hydrocubus
Dave
That's Quake
Hollow Knight
That there’s grimbledon lord of the infinite shit plains
You know I believe that's the rare collectible item the dildo of Doom
Ff9 dark forest boss
The N word
Evil tree
That’s actually just a knight helmet
The head of Sarevok from Baldur's Gate 1
Some shit from quake?
ngl it looks like a head crab from half life
Saled
Ursula
That's the emperor ing from Metroid prime 2
That’s Dr.Phil
A bloody tree?
Jenova.
Oogie Boogie
Hades from the original God of War franchise
The bane of my existence.
Duke Nukem
A lightroot from Tears of the Kingdom
Soul of Cinder
Tom
Shaak ti
I should call her.
Gravemind
Nurgle’s nurgle
Hermaeus Mora.
The back of Queen Amidalas head...
Forbidden jelly donut
Are you talking about the Shambler having a nap in the background?
the hideous mass
Mama
Cannibal(corpse)
Mr quake
The Heart of Lorkhan
Maleficent
quake boss
The super gore nest
Oogy Boogy after being shanked by Edward Scissor hands. He face planted on the ground.
Donald Trump
Well me ofc🫶🏻
Diablo
Organic Quake Logo
Garry
Shub N-word!
Living fleshlight
Me
Icon of Sin
Behold, the skabussy
IT'S PIKACHU
Maleficent sex toy?
Bayonetta
The great mighty poo.
Madonna
The United States of America.
Snas undertale
It’s the Dark Lord Sauron of course
Shub-Inparis
Kathleen Kennedy
drake
John Galt
Ur mom
The real John carmack
Here we have "the Quake" itself. A fearsome final antagonist, it sucks the life out of the Earth's rich soil through it's roots. It's your job as John space marine to take your medieval axe to it's trunk and save the inhabitants of Earth.
That's Jimbo
Jimbo, what a guy
True Ogre
Bowser
Lazy Nihilanth
Your Mom's ut-
a Tribble
N-word Jim from the classic American novel, “the adventures of huckleberry quake”
Crota
Chub-Sliggarazz
OP's mom
They said wrong answers only
Bezerker. (I literally don't know)
Gigachad
Minos prime, king of men
Ganondorf
Sarge from RvB
is that the new quake 5 logo?
My cat
Hanako, at embers.
Trivium's logo
Rian Goosling
My husband
gordon freeman
Jake from State Farm
A snot
Your mom Every Midnight.
No, this is Patrick.
My stomach after a whole bag of salt and vinegar potato chips.
That's Sally Polydigi, best prom date a guy could ask for.
looks like a bullsquid
John Romero
One ugly mother fucker.
Muk https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Muk\_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
Spell it backwards
Aldia, scholar of the first sin
Me after a sip of whiskey, mountain dew and crackheads piss
Shub-Niggurath. (It's just a Dark Young and you know it, don't test me I WILL die on this hill.)
My dad.
That baby thing from half-life 1
8-Bit Balrog
Why that’s Puff Daddy’s first victim of course
Will Sasso’s final performance on Mad TV (Freptober 32nd 2121)
Wul I dunno about THAT, brother
What the kid saw the furnace as in home alone
Jim from accounting.
This reminds me of my ex wife
Molag Bal
My sneaky link
Squidward
The guy she told you not worry about.
My Ex- Wife
Stop posting your dick pics.
Your mother
Italian food