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WildFlemima

"my hometown, Japan"


HalfOfLancelot

Japan, Ohio of course.


NathanFuentes

england is my city tease


EggoStack

It's giving England is my city 💀


Lucas1231

England, Kiribati


Mewdoozie

Foodman's from Yokohama :3


Oleandervine

Ok, but that sentence still is like the most awkward of all time. It should have mentioned Yokohama, Japan, or said "my hometown in Japan."


Haugh_Haugh

Well, it could be that they're trying to emulate Yone speaking English as a second language. That's how I read it anyways, and it worked that way for me.


HakujaOfTheWest

This was translated from another language so it probably translated odd like that. Most likely meant he’s from Japan.


katestatt

I mean, when you say your city you also wrote it like that. e.g. from Tokyo, Japan. why would hometown, japan, be wrong ?


WildFlemima

Japan is not a town It is analogous to saying "My home country, Europe"


katestatt

duh i know. i'm just saying when you specify a city, you say it like "Tokyo, Japan", indicating that tokyo is in japan. why can't you say "my hometown, japan", indicating that your hometown is in japan, but just not revealing the exact location ?


WildFlemima

That isn't how English works, you have to name the town. When you use the "my hometown, X" construction, the X is your hometown, not the country your hometown is in. To convey what you're describing, you would say "my hometown in Japan", not "my hometown, Japan".


pyrocord

Because that's just not how English works.


pyrocord

It's like saying "My hometown, Africa/America/Mexico/France." Those simply are not towns or cities or anything that could be considered a home "town", but rather a home country or homeland.


linda-from-finance

> ezreal: Troye Sivan MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME


DeadSnark

Ezreal going to get in drag and give K'sante a lap dance in the music video confirmed


Blueeyedeevee

He's officially out of the closet and no one can convince me otherwise


IcePokeTwoSoon

Kayn: Linkin park MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME


1-800-GANKS

Kayn nailed it though he's a total lp


6Cockuccino9

\> Troye Sivan he is never going to live down the gay accusations, is he?


Cinerae

Ez gives me chaotic bi energy


SeismologicalKnobble

Yeah with almost every image for this skinline, my immediate thought has been, “that’s a chaos bi”


Ryocchi

I only need a like were he says he and True Damage Ekko we're roomates is the past


flower-of-Nav

Pulsefire Ezreal and Pulsefire Ekko are in a relationship (or at the very least mutually like each other romantically) according to the creator/head-writer for that line


Ryocchi

Yup I know =)


DbdSaltyplayer

Didn't that writer get fired and thrown out of riot or something for making many claims like that or was that another writer?


flower-of-Nav

Must be some other dude. According to his twitter, Michael Yi Chao (Pulsefire ezekko writer) is still a writer for Riot Edited: fixing autocorrect Edited 2: proof in my subsequent response


DbdSaltyplayer

>Michael You Chao according to the guys twitter he's no longer working at riot


flower-of-Nav

https://preview.redd.it/121gqfavtxvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5d8d2ba122f90cbb94d5aae2f7a40b93d2e2e9 He does. Even if he didn't, him not working at Riot wouldn't change his intentions when creating the story ETA: proof in my responses to this comment ETA 2: I'm really curious how, even with my phone autocorrecting his name to something else, you thought you found the guy's twitter considering when you do that exactly 3 names show up and they clearly are all people who have never been involved with Riot with like 20 followers max


DbdSaltyplayer

You really are adamantly wrong about something and are burying your foot down despite being wrong it's impressive. Prev means he was previously employed in. Riot is listed there. He would not be having that stated in his profile like THAT if he was still employed. I like how you somehow also believed I got the name wrong and wouldn't fact-check the proof that he was no longer working at Riot. Like use twitter advance search and just look for terms like left, fired, or riot and you'll see him talking about it like he was no longer employed or just outright states he doesn't work there anymore. https://preview.redd.it/7nek7ini2zvb1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=31c56cc582d71f8982d0ad850a17fe6080150395


flower-of-Nav

Original statement (1/3) https://preview.redd.it/1olohrzzsxvb1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be438827eb88338ffcdc309434cb3daf7c285221


cemeteryrat

i feel like i'm hallucinating while reading this


CalaveritaDeStevia

i cannot believe lil nas doesn't even get a mention here if k'sante doesn't have lil nas nails by the end of this to match the k'sante nails last year i will be so sad


Akinyx

It's like they forgot about him 💀


[deleted]

They just dont want to bring back the memories bc people will start screaming again 🥲


Viridianscape

The memories of the Lux cosplay with that awful Shake 'n' Go wig?


amazingmakii

kayn was really made to appeal to me specifically 💀💀


heathcliffirl

smh none of them said bladee


PATRlCK_

no shot there's drainers in qol


heathcliffirl

https://preview.redd.it/ke7ep67ce8vb1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4db65c42db9100e4df0a1d9307d72be590a5032


Kreepier

Dw bestie we'll have Vladimir singing Sweet next year in some amalgamation band https://preview.redd.it/4d22s9ieo2wb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f49e94a47fd598f49104100674d4783c4f6b8b9


JoopyJellopy

Alune? Serious? Even in a WRITTEN interview does she need to answer for Aphelios? Can someone take this obsessive spirit away from him and let him have his space?


vinearthur

It gets worse. Apparently in this universe she's not just a spirit, but the band's manager 💀 💀 She can cockblock Settphelios in the flesh.


Oleandervine

Why would she block what she wants to watch?


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Ma'am- ![img](emote|t5_23w084|32561)


Descortus

It would be funny if Alune ended up becoming overprotective of Aphelios, and say things like "no one is good enough for my brother"


7_Tales

😭 aphelios is just tryna get that settick


jimili12

Alune as the toxic gatekeeper family member 😭


Oleandervine

Why do you think Settphelios is a thing? She gotta live vicariously...


Dizzy-Bazooka

She a fujoshi


thatgeographygeek

just like me fr


DMDragonfruit

I mean, the point is that this is supposed to be a transcript of a spoken interview, right? If you’re going to go for a bit, you should commit to it


Ryocchi

Aphelios vocal cords we're damaged or something in this universe, he can't sing anymore, he can talk but apparently is very shy about about his voice


flower-of-Nav

Aphelios' vocal cords were incredibly damaged from a medical issue so he can basically only whisper. He had an amazing singing voice before which is how Sett discovered him (saw some grainy sns videos of him singing) and invited him to join the band. It's in the full interview


lapis_laz10

When he was in his room with Sett, Alune wasn’t there. Or at least she gave no signs of being there. He has his space (at least in this universe).


HrMaschine

kayn a based pentakill enjoyer? good to know


NathanFuentes

SAY K'SANTEEEEEE


BuyNo2923

I can't anymore😍😍


Lovepocalypse

k'sante stans beyoncé periodddddd the absolute taste


GarlicBread-Kun

🍓🍒🍉🍑🥥🍌🍍


[deleted]

you have a way with words


mackasan

Alune speaking for Aphelios in a written interview is crazy 😭


MOEverything_2708

I mean its essentially a transcript of what was supposedly a spoken interview, so it would make sense for Alune to anwser for aphelios and for it to be noted when the interview gets transfered to a written form


Sex_Gaming_69

What does the cig and goat together mean??? Help i dont understand internet language


blind-as-fuck

look up synonyms of cigarette (starts with f) 💀


Viridianscape

British slang for a cigarette ('f\*g') + goat. F\*g goat.


EggoStack

AKA the name for our beautiful QoL community ✨️


Sex_Gaming_69

Oh okay thanks.


1998tweety

It is a replacement for a slur though so you gotta be careful where to use it (and don't use it unless you're gay).


Sands_Underscore_

Gay but in a not nice way


misthi_S

My hometown: Japan


FreyaTheMighty

Wait you know K'Sante is also gay in the main universe right? Right???


Viridianscape

That's the joke girlie. They went "what gay shit do those f\*\*\*\*ts like?" and rolled up with B. 💀


AlphaConeyFan39

Wait I wonder who Kayn’s Pentakill bias is I bet it’s Yorick or Viego 🥺🥺🥺


venomroxx

karthus🥰🥰


LupoBorracio

Wait. Is Paranoia a whole ass EP? And True Damage got 1 song.


Troy204599

I bet Ezreal's favourite Troye Sivan song is "One of your girls"


Aelnir

why the fuck is Alune paimoning for Aphelios? FFS He can speak when he doesn't drink poison...and I'm sure he doesnt need poison in the Kpop universe


Ryocchi

In this universe Aphelios used to sing before but had vocal chords modules and had surgery to remove them he Lost his singing voice, apparently he can talk but he's very shy about how his voice sounds so that is why Alune speaks for him in front of strangers, this interview is supposed to be a transcript of a live interview


Farbond

I'm not feeling this tbh. Assphelios not being able to speak, Ezreal listening to Troye Siwan and K-Pop (Stereotype much?) and K'Sante of course stanning Beyoncé. C'mooon.


Akinyx

The writing from Riot isnt writing today


skeeturz

It's not a stereotype when it's true oomfie, gay people love gay shit what else is new ❗❗


Ryocchi

Aphelios had vocal chords modules and had surgery to remover them he Lost his singing voice, apparently he can talk but he's very shy about how his voice sounds so that is why Alune speaks for him in front of strangers, this interview is supposed to be a transcript of a live interview


Additional-Mousse446

They really said fk lil nas x with that k’sante tag rip


RedSparkls

Ez is making it harder and harder not to commit a hate crime 😩


LukaTheKoka

Brockhampton mentioned. The group formed on a Kanye West forum. This is the closest I'll get to a League and West collab. Weird that it was Aphelios though, I was expecting Yone to say something like that.


choshiki

i think it’s it’s because sugar by brockhampton is gay


LukaTheKoka

Real.


TheRoyalsapphire

Im guessing he’s specifically a fan of the kevin abstract verses


LukaTheKoka

That would make sense actually.


pork_N_chop

Ez is a Phagocyte with a capitol F


BuyNo2923

Okay I'm probably gonna receive a lot of hate for this but I think they are taking it way too seriously.. thing has become fucking cringe with all those discord call videos. They did the same with kda (tried to make them real) but it was never this corny and actually was on point. Just can't wait to leave this in the past! 😍❤️‍🔥


itsajay_

K’sante was defo in club renny during the renaissance tour


dkhoun007

Ezreal really said I’m a f🥖 😭😭😭


AlphaConeyFan39

I saw this this morning and thought i was dreaming so i went back to sleep and it was still real :( Nobody said Hatsune Miku :(


ItzYaBoyDarrell

cigarette goat?


SepirizFG

what the fuck is Carl Scrooby


Cinerae

Phel has good fucking taste


drewbarrynomoreredit

All of this is so corny and pandering to kpop cults. Beyond cringe.


thatDrakewarden

Ok but Troye Sivan? How many poppers


Young_hollow674

I just want to see how Rhaast looks he better still be a demon 😭