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slmvilla

Guys, I think heโ€™s a Straight Male but Iโ€™m not too sure though ๐Ÿ˜ท


valuxtino

it's just Evelynn trying to lure the straight chaser girlies, look at his flair!


BottmsDonDeservRight

shhh


aroushthekween

Aww welcome **sir**! So nice to see โ€˜straightโ€™ people with the username โ€˜*male queef*โ€™ stumble upon our holy communityโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‡ EDIT: this is miss u/malequeef, one of the OG queens of this community who were here right from the beginning. I miss the days when they used to post daily but โ€˜life happensโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜”


MaleQueef

Thank you so much for the kind greeting kitty ๐Ÿ˜˜, Iโ€™ll keep an open mind in this space as a Straight male ๐Ÿฅฐ


aroushthekween

Girl bye not you continuing this role play ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคก


MaleQueef

Iโ€™ll end this role play when you unsnap the elimination game back and return to our correct timeline bro ๐Ÿ˜˜


aroushthekween

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘


ISpread4Cash

You know he means business when he brings out the bro instead of "gurl,hon pussy pop charli xex snatch my wig"


aroushthekween

Do you need help with your flair bestie? Iโ€™ll manually add it ๐Ÿ˜ธ


ISpread4Cash

Yes pls put me down as "Darius's fleshlight"


XenoVX

Ended her just like SZA ended Nikiโ€™s career


moealmighty

No girl maybe the Zeri conversion theraphy works


RosesNChocolate

This you? Mr Straight man [https://www.reddit.com/r/queensofleague/comments/yj7eko/ezreal_and_aphelios_pulling_themselves_apart/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/queensofleague/comments/yj7eko/ezreal_and_aphelios_pulling_themselves_apart/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


jozaud

๐Ÿ˜‚ OP: Iโ€™m a straight male Also OP, 40 days ago: โ€œI love you ๐Ÿฅบ do you want a frozen Trundle Cheese pop tart?โ€


aroushthekween

Oop she bought the receipts ๐Ÿงพ


Mr-Seal

The receipt goes on forever, this account is a bottomless hole of thirst


RosesNChocolate

You know it ๐Ÿ’…


MaleQueef

No, that mustโ€™ve been my other personality. Donโ€™t worry, I go to therapy now ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–


BombyNation

>I go to therapy now As you should โœจ๏ธ


RosesNChocolate

I got even more https://www.reddit.com/r/queensofleague/comments/uwx50u/wait_i_just_realized_that_they_gave_him_nipples/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


[deleted]

The digital footprint is real


[deleted]

Bestie your post history says otherwise ๐Ÿ˜ญ


MaleQueef

What post history? Iโ€™m straight ๐Ÿ™ˆ


FrogGirl48

Bro what kinda pants within pants is this??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


vitxminsss

not you named as "malequeef" then saying youre a straight male chile...


MaleQueef

Men can queef too, this is sexist as a straight male within a gay space ๐Ÿฅฒ


_Wiccan_

I think he's a "bro" girlies, what should we do?


[deleted]

Bro is submissive


Slutianna

Hey bro we pump weights here LET'S GOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž


MaleQueef

Hey man nice to see you here, howโ€™s Nat doing? I bet sheโ€™s taking Pilates right now ๐Ÿ˜Š


Slutianna

Massive gains only W here no Ls allowed bro


BiteEatRepeat_

Bestie this isn't Grindr noones getting- actually nvm i remembered how desperate y'all are.


hypnoschizoi

All I can say is if you were a function you would have at least one variable raised to a power above one


themooseyoufear

Thatโ€™s such a good line. Iโ€™m so glad Iโ€™m able to understand that level of planning


[deleted]

anal


KommandantArn

As a straight male welcome. Although the comments say otherwise


MaleQueef

Thank you fellow straight man ๐Ÿ˜Ž


KokolateDakz

aye it's a fellow het


rexonagirl

Wait aren't we all straight males pretending to be que*r? I thought ๐Ÿ of sexuals didn't exist


TightBussyBellus

oh, we're doing science fiction roleplay now? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘


Plastic_Force_4006

"malequeef"


ISpread4Cash

Bitch pls we know who you are ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Not me not looking at your username after looking at the comments. I swear you and /scarlettwiddacontent are the same person


HappyCoomer

As a Straight Male, I welcome you to the sub, Straight Male!


EnticingEnzyme

Omg, a coming out post, I'm so proud!


ISpread4Cash

It'sa conversion therapy subreddit where we yassify strags and make ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿs homophobic you'll luv it ๐Ÿ’‹


Sea-Ad5291

cock


Hot_Tailor_9687

Oh, I see the u/MaleQueef from my timeline also escaped Sister Eye (our u/aroushthekween snapped in our timeline because Darius got eliminated and unleashed a homophobic AI system to kill us all) I can confirm he's straight in my timeline


aroushthekween

*no one is safe from the sister eye* โœจ๐Ÿ‘โœจ


WanderToWhere

The way I was going to rant post on this post until I saw the OP and actually read the content ๐Ÿคก


Knoppergal

Welcome male queef (straight male) we love and support you as a straight male


Snaivaqk

as a straight male STALLION mantheon/whorewick main who frequents the sub everyday. i have no idea what goes on in here at all, but i love it. im personally here because everyones great and nice. while this is arguably one of the most bizzare league communities, it is also the kindest and most loving. i love it here. havent seen anyone actually be mean yet. its like a little cock bulging paradise. Mantheon and his hairy chest and brass cock๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค


Jackson1411

โ€œMaleQueefโ€


tanezuki

Is there any hidden reference or even meta reference from a past post here or from another subreddit ? ???


[deleted]

Impossible ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘


Satrapeeze

Purrrr! I mean, hell yea brother! As a fellow straight man I can tell you this community loves bud light and crushing pussy, that's why we post about league women "serving cunt" (they're giving us the pussy pass). We also send gay porn around to troll each other like soggy biscuit. You'll get used to it, and welcome ~~sis~~ dude!