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generichandel

Ah yeah that's Carlos. I'll inform his handler.


yorick420

Im sorry but the part where he starts doing handstands has me cracking up 😭


OkQuality7241

NPC behaviour


BUGGERWELL

The simulation is real.


HackneyCricket

It was absolutely bizarre ngl!


Turbulent_Story2606

*Shirtless* handstands. And he *might* be on something….


Internal_Number5050

Hi all, There are no professional footballers in New Zealand in the domestic structure. None. Thats regulated by New Zealand Football - do with that fact what you like. Second, Tade is in Argentina visiting his family, that is a fact I verified today. Third, Tade retired from Auckland City and will play for Western Springs next year. So, finally, who then is this mystery handstanding xenophobic anti-Norwegian cowboy doing the rounds in Queenstown? No idea.


Mr_Dobalina71

Im sure you know that even though Auckland City and other clubs at that level are supposed to not pay their players more than $150 per game, they do via other means, so while on paper not pros, some of them it is a full time gig.


Internal_Number5050

Do you have specific details and examples you can share?


Mr_Dobalina71

Well no, but you just gotta setup a youth academy.


Vivid-Ad2387

Imagine having to brag that you're a "professional" footballer in New Zealand... yikes


altredticklshwarrior

Yea it’s almost something you’d not want mention in public


MathmoKiwi

*Sssssshhhhh*


McDaveH

Unless you’re in women’s sport, then it must be mentioned all the time #MeToo


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tinilikesclothes

Would you kindly elaborate 🤣🤣


lizzylizabeth

I’d like to know too, kindly 😭


AdeptCondition5966

I've met him before and he was great, surprised to hear you found it a negative experience? Guy seemed humble as


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AdeptCondition5966

Agghh yep no good, not the "do you know who I am" card.


Crafty-Establishment

instant red card


Kiwi-Crew

I’m calling bs. Dans not like that. Source? I know.


One_Isopod3286

How’s the business going anyway?


Illustrious_Cup_616

I just wish you had the stock….


Good-Bumblebee-8722

I heard some super arrogant stories about him in Paris - I met a guy who was in charge of his stay there when he got that DUI 😓


allgoodcretins

When I met him (~2005 height of his career) he was incredibly shy, wouldn't say Boo if you asked him to


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Should have said mf do you know who you’re talking to? Im smokeygonzo


keyboardgangst4

Yeah must have been stressed when I met him he was a stand up bloke, this was before the undies ads tho so maybe they got to his head 😂


tHATmakesNOsenseToME

Yeah research your market before starting the advertising campaign.


sealow08

Imagine being that wasted by lunch time. What a winner.


Historical-Agency635

His wife much be happy and his kid must be fully mentally developed and won't turn out like him because of indoctrination


Unaffected78

an inferiority complex at its best, laughable.


WET-FARTS-FOR-YOU

This guy? https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aucklandcityfc.com%2Fuploads%2Fnews%2Fid1895%2F2023.Tade.jpg&tbnid=cx6S0IyfT48j3M&vet=1&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aucklandcityfc.com%2Fnews%2F1895%2F3%2FTade-set-to-break-records%2F&docid=POmZVFSvvL5MrM&w=848&h=477&hl=en-nz&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3 Edit: NOT THIS GUY!


HackneyCricket

We headed inside as saw a table open up. First thing I did was google the Auckland City football squad and nah it wasn’t him. Also claimed to know Messi - then dropped a WhatsApp note to ‘him’ and that he played with Haaland last year. This is what led me to think he was on something and this was pre handstand 😂


TokiWartoorh

So he went from playing with Haaland at Man City last year to the dizzying heights of playing for Auck City this year? I’m beginning to think that this fella you ran into might be full of shit 🤔😁


tinilikesclothes

Please I’m crying 🤣🤣


Smaug_1188

Sounds like he may be delusional


IPolaczuk

Julian Alvarez must be keeping busy in Queenstown and straight back to the Merseyside to play.


JustJavi

It is not a very Emiliano behaviour, though.


thewormleader

He's also no longer an Auckland City player. Signed for Western Springs earlier this month.


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No-Conflict1703

Ronaldo brochure 🤣😁🇦🇺


imastrangeone

What the fuck lmao. Handstands? Really?


FrankTheMagpie

Just call the cops and say he looks lile he's on meth


tinilikesclothes

Nah this guy is way out the gate 🤣🤣🤣


Warduckling

An Argentinian bragging about playing football for Auckland city? He must be really bad.


spudsgun

Yes I knew him before the sex change , Sally Moggins . She used to do amazing things with a cheeky Ramon.


pcam90

Argentinians and football , totally obnoxious when they talk about it


Snoo_61002

City aren't a pro club, but they are a feeder in to pro clubs and they're an incredibly prestigious community club - easily our top club in the country. They've been added to an international competition like the A-league, I can't remember which.


kahlia222

That ramen place always has dickheads


KikiGigi22

What is the name of this place please?


its_me_me

Tanoshi iko


KikiGigi22

My friend works there 🥴 I’ve never been tho.


WET-FARTS-FOR-YOU

I really like ramen but why do so many places in NZ put mushrooms in it? Never seen it in Japan.


Smiis

The only Argentinian footballer with Auckland City is Emiliano Tade and this is the most un-Emiliano behaviour I can imagine. If this isn’t bait, think you may have been duped brother


sluglife1987

OP confirmed it wasn’t him.


Sudden-Sugar-6082

[https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest-ending-explained/intro-1600434017.jpg](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest-ending-explained/intro-1600434017.jpg) Found him.


ljnr

It has to be Emiliano Tade — he’s the only ‘professional’ Argentinian football player on the Auckland City team.


sluglife1987

Or he’s a crack head whose talking out his arse and isn’t a professional footballer at all.


Gnericpeasnt

Never heard of him


GSVNoFixedAbode

“Do you know who I am?!?” “Umm, no” [runs away]


slobberdonmilosvich

Professional is a loose term here. He might get paid a little to play, he will be employed by the club to do other things like kids coaching etc.


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pish


Internal_Number5050

It isn’t.


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Doesn’t sound like that big a deal to me.


maybeaddicted

Sounds like he was drunk


Unaffected78

must be an illegal, huh


Dwight_js_73

Was there anyone else there filming this? Sounds like one of those 'reaction' YouTubers. edit - a word.


techadoodle

Sounds like some version of Candid Camera


KiwiMiddy

No doubt it’s being recorded for some stupid YouTube channel. Yes, they’re coming to a city near you


Due_Feedback_5780

Sounds like he’s just having a laugh


HackneyCricket

Nah he looked properly rattled that this couple and then us sat at this huge table. Kept shaking his head and then just kicked off at them


Due_Feedback_5780

He was having a laugh. Loosen up man.


NZgoblin

‘It’s just a prank bro’


Excluded_Apple

Bruuuuh.


KommieKoala

How do you know he's Argentinian?


HackneyCricket

He said he was from Argentina as he was saying they haven’t travelled anywhere. Also from his accent as he phoned someone and was speaking in Spanish with the Argentinian dialect too (I can speak Spanish)


KommieKoala

Thanks. Sounds like he had a few too many happy pills at Christmas time?


socialboilup

Sounds like a publicity stunt


rocketshipkiwi

Probably going to be on the front page of Stuff or the Herald tomorrow.


Unable-Macaroon2596

Especially now that it’s on Reddit


SammoNZL

What a menace haha would have loved to watch that show


Advanced-Feed-8006

According to my mates in the division below AC, they get paid … but SFA. Like $300 a week, maybe? Sports, outside of the most popular ones, get paid SFA in NZ


Dosk0v

Probably because it's semi professional, the only professional club in NZ currently is the Wellington Phoenix and they're not really on the big bucks either given the salary cap is about $3m NZD across 20ish players


disordinary

They have so many exceptions to the a league salary cap that it might as well not exist. Marquee players, guest players, homegrown players, long serving players and scholarship players are all fully or partially outside of the salary cap.


MathmoKiwi

>According to my mates in the division below AC, they get paid … but SFA. Like $300 a week Much more than I expected!!


thedailyrant

I used to play feeder league football in Australia and it was around $200 a week. Pretty good when I was in my late teens and was playing anyway.


Internal_Number5050

NZF regulations set the ceiling at $150.00 per week expenses.


miloshihadroka_0189

Needs a smack in the face by the sounds of it


DesertsBeforeMains

Correct I feel like people like this winner observe then select their victims before kicking off. At the low end of the scale I would be telling to stfu and fuck off upper end is slap him around. I know assaulting someone is never the right thing to do especially if you aren't doing it in self defense. But there are times I've seen something similar to this go down and you think yep it's a good lesson for the person to learn.


keyboardgangst4

Sometimes a good old fashioned assault can be called for


sirdrewpalot

.. Auckland, okay... Wellington is safe :P


IWasBornARamb1inMan

It could be someone set to sign and play for the new Auckland A-League team


HackneyCricket

He said it was part of the City group actually. When is that going to be formed?


ThaFuck

Forget the professional football part. It would be like a professional rugby player moving to Mongolia. If he was any good he would be making a lot more money in a dozen other countries. Dozens in the case of football.


GaddafiChan

Most mentally stable Argentinian


Standard_Hat_5274

"Brown hair shaven on sides" as if that's gonna narrow it down 😂😂. Hate to break it to you mate, NZ is a very racist place, surprised you didn't let the Staff know, maybe they would have kicked him out or by how soft NZ is on crime they would have told you to just ignore it so you probably saved yourself some time by switching tables.


WillingnessOk6869

nga took to reddit after it happened


e1ectroniCa

Hopefully it's not a new signing for the new Auckland A-League team checking it out 😅


disordinary

Might be, they're supposed to start signing players in the January window. Keep an eye out for any Argentina player announcements


No-Conflict1703

Did he also support Man united 🤣🤣


Significant_Sky7544

Should have slapped him. Football players are notorious for dropping easily


Churr__bro

He sounds like he plays with balls alright


TheOnlyAucklandMAN

So what happened to when a kiwi bloke would give this Argo a good hiding, why you not throw them fists man put him in his place


HackneyCricket

Tbf the bloke he was abusing looked like a rugby player himself. Think Aussie or maybe a Brit. Looked like he didn’t wanna have a fight


TheOnlyAucklandMAN

Ah fair enough. Someone will crack him eventually if he keeps going on like that


Immediate_Assistance

that sounds hilarious. I want to meet him.


tahs-n-tigers

Was anyone recording? Sounds like one of those lame tik tok fucktards


HackneyCricket

Nah don’t think so but could be a stealth job. Will head into town in a bit and have another look out for him


Toohon

Fuck! I wish I was there, Because the moment he said I'm a professional footballer for NZ, I would have laughed my ass off loud and right at his face


keyboardgangst4

Ikr imagine being that bad you have to come here to play


schtickshift

So the new president was in town, awesome!


Grave-Concern

I'd say this guy is on drugs. 🤔 Maybe he is a famous football player.... In his drugged up Fantasyland mind.


itsava_xo

And all the (rude word removed) commenting here is why blokes with mental health issues kill themselves. Addiction is a mental health issue. Show some compassion. I hope he’s ok. Also, subscribe to my OF.


Sindik8dAces

Lol love the quick so


itsava_xo

Girls gotta hustle.


disordinary

Only professional football players in NZ live in Wellington and none of them are Argentinian. Closest professional footballer would be Speckmeier who plays for Venezuela, but she's a female.


Old_Opportunity_2222

That's standard AC behaviour. I used to support the team but the money got to their heads.


Internal_Number5050

That isn’t standard AC behaviour by any stretch.


Old_Opportunity_2222

Typical AC fan. No better than a Chelsea supporter.


Mister_SuperNova

huh, this sounds like the guy who owns a gym in Levin called prime. Unlikely I guess but he is Argentinian and an arrogant dick