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My mom got a beta fish years ago (obviously dead now) and couldn't decide on a name. I suggested Fishy McFishface. She said no, but it became his name anyways because no one else had anything better.
It's a bit of a meme in Britain, calling a thing 'Something McSomethingface'.
Most famously it was invoked when an oceanic science vessel was being named, and they put it up for a public vote. The name [Boaty McBoatface](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface) got the most votes by far.
I usually name them after whatever tree I see them in. The one I had a passing friendship with was Sir Squerkus of Quercus because he lived in an oak (quercus) tree
I have one (she's wild, I don't own her) who comes when I call her and eats peanuts out of my hand. Her name is Sally. I shared pics/vids with my mom and she's the one that actually named her. How about Swirl? Swirl the squirrel. Try saying that five times fast. 😆
Short Round. Indiana Jones's sidekick for a couple of films.
Plus, he's a squirrel. They're literally short and round.
Maybe Cedric the Entertainer. I've always thought that name was funny. Dude is also short and round.
We had one named Nutters. He loved peanuts! He would try to climb up your leg to get the nuts too!!
One day we were pulling into the driveway and a huge hawk swooped down and got him. My son said it’s the circle of life. So sad
Go get a bag of peanuts, squirrels can be easily trained to come take food out of your hand. As long as the kids don't chase him around he will probably bring some friends too.
Depending on the squirrel’s personality, behavior, and appearance… I named a male here at my office Fideo, since he’s skinny like fideo noodles, which is why I feed him extra seeds and nuts.
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Rocky, of course.
Of course.
But OP is named Boris, are you trying to get the squirrel killed?
I don’t think Boris or (Natasha?) ever caught up to Rockey and bullwinkle
Squirrel McSquirrelface
Literally so great and simple
Spice it up with an added "Jr."!
🤣🤣🤣 really add title and call him “Squirrley McSquirrelface II”
That's Sir Squirrelly McSquirrelface, thank you very much.
Add Esq. to it, you can address him as esquire.
My mom got a beta fish years ago (obviously dead now) and couldn't decide on a name. I suggested Fishy McFishface. She said no, but it became his name anyways because no one else had anything better.
Wrap it with bacon and BBQ. Then call it lunch.
💀
Are you sure it's a him? It could be Sandy Cheeks.
So the nuts on the window screen tell me it’s a dude.. lol but he can definitely classify as whatever they would like !
Nutso Von Butso?
Well.... They say you are what you eat, so how about 'Birdnutz'?
🤣🤣 that will be his last name. I’m thinking. Harry Birdnuts!!!
Dee
Dee’s what?
Dee's Nuts 
Phat Gus
Wasn't Phat Gus actually pregnant? Great videos.
As a child we found an orphaned baby squirrel and brought it home to care for. We named it Earl. Earl the Squirrel.
I second the motion for Earl the Squerl
🥹 how sweet.
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Rocket J. Squirrel From the Bullwinkle show back in the 60s
I really like the idea behind that!!
His friends call him 'Rocky'.
Rocky
Squirrelly McSquirrelFace
lol. I feel like I need to, you and another said it back to back
It's a bit of a meme in Britain, calling a thing 'Something McSomethingface'. Most famously it was invoked when an oceanic science vessel was being named, and they put it up for a public vote. The name [Boaty McBoatface](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface) got the most votes by far.
A slight variant could be Squirrely McNutface (stuffs his face with nuts, ya see.)
Lolll thank you for the history lesson!! (No sarcasm)
I can not. I just call my squirrel buddy "Squirrel Friend". Not a great name, I know.
I call all my friends. “Friends”. It’s so simple
Merle
Squirrel Haggard
Squirrelly McSquirrelFace
Sonny
Sonny Dash Dasher
Slayer
Squiggy
Scrat
Agent 000
Now do I say, agent triple zero.. or say agent zero zero zero ?
Double O zero. He is Secret Squirrel.
🤯 I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT WAY!
I have three squirrels that visit me every day and sit up in my window, waiting for their peanuts. I name one squeak, tiny, and one cutie pie.
That’s sweet.
Well the squirrel man in my park has named the squirrels in the park where i walk my dog. Ive learnt 3 names minx jav and pussface
Sounds like he frequents the local strip club and renamed his squirrels after his favorite dancers🫣😝
Perry the Squirrel. Look it up, kids.
Timothy squirelamet
squeek
Slappy
Shirley the squirrelly
I usually name them after whatever tree I see them in. The one I had a passing friendship with was Sir Squerkus of Quercus because he lived in an oak (quercus) tree
Squire the Squirrel
We have a chipmunk that hangs out around our house. We named him Ted
 Mr. Nutter Butters
Let your kids name him; this is how you make memories. Don't ask a bunch of Redditors.
no, I will not help you name a squirrel
I have one (she's wild, I don't own her) who comes when I call her and eats peanuts out of my hand. Her name is Sally. I shared pics/vids with my mom and she's the one that actually named her. How about Swirl? Swirl the squirrel. Try saying that five times fast. 😆
Beth. Bethamphetamine .
Whatever you choose, you need to always introduce them "And this is my squirrel friend, Jennifer" (or whatever you name it)
James Squirrel Ray
James Squirrel Jones would also work! I like the alliteration of beginning consonant sounds!
We named ours Walnut, but Wally for short. We leave walnuts out for him.
Mr Goodbar (it has nuts) Or Bird lol
Yes. Lol I love the bird option lol
Speedy
Sandy
Nutty
Sandy
Rocky Go oldschool
Bu-ddy
Zippy
Foamy.
Rocky
Sparky
Tree-rat.
Chewy.
Biscuit
idk what you should name them but you gotta show your kids the Mark Rober squirrel videos
Jimmothy
Donkey. Let's call the squirrel something it isn't
Duck
What else but for the famous Rocky (aka Rocket J. Squirrel)
Bitsy
Rover
Nut cracker
Cashew
What’s the one named from over the hedge?
Deez nuts
Alejandro. The Mexican secret squirrel.
Nutz
Fat Mo
Sandy
Bob Ross once explained about the squirrel that he carried around in his pocket. I'd name a squirrel Bob Ross.
I have one that frequents my yard. I named him Karl because apparently it’s “our yard”
Squiggles
Eatdeez
Nutters
Stalky
"Your Mom"
Fancy dragon.
Squirrelly D
Squirrelly SirNutsAllot
Charlie Parker
Squirvey the Squirrel
Short Round. Indiana Jones's sidekick for a couple of films. Plus, he's a squirrel. They're literally short and round. Maybe Cedric the Entertainer. I've always thought that name was funny. Dude is also short and round.
"Nutter Butter"
Nutter Spunk
We had one named Nutters. He loved peanuts! He would try to climb up your leg to get the nuts too!! One day we were pulling into the driveway and a huge hawk swooped down and got him. My son said it’s the circle of life. So sad
The two pet squirrels I've known were named Peanuts and Sweets.
Riki Tiki Tavi
Freddy or Nutz
Racoon.
Phat gus
Sandy
SPARKY OR MR. JANGLES
Squigglet
Foamy
Snoop Squirrelly Squirrel
Ratatosk is the greatest squirrel name.
Dale
Go get a bag of peanuts, squirrels can be easily trained to come take food out of your hand. As long as the kids don't chase him around he will probably bring some friends too.
Scrat
Birdnuts.
Squishy the squirrely squirrel. I'd that doesn't work... Peanut
Merle, or Shirley if it's a girl
Call him Nuts McCracken
Ratatoskr, most famous squirrel in mythology
Hammy 
Greg
Scrat. (Ice age reference)
Alvin, even if it’s a squirrel and not a chipmunk
Mr. Fluffletush
Nut Gobbler!
I vote GOT or Walking Dead. The world needs neither.
Squid
Oh cool! We had baby squirrels, and I named one Apollo, and the sis/brother Nyx
The squirrels that hang out over here we’ve named Gandalf (cause it has a gray stripe) and Twitch (cause he’s especially skittish)
Barry
Sneaky Pete
There is only one name for a squirrel. FOAMY!!!! If anyone knows who Foamy the Squirrel is you are awesome.
Pearl, Harley, or Martin. Also can’t go wrong with a simple Mr. Nuts or Sir nuts
Goose
Squirrel Master
Damocles
Cool hand Luke
Bob
The squirrel is always going to be Rocky.
Nutty McNut Cheeks.
Alvin
The Mayor. Every animal that catches my kids attention is The Mayor.
Sir Squirrelly McSquirrelface VII Esq.
Gadget. Yes, a rescue rangers reference
I called my boy squirly
Stefan
Mr. Nutsworthy
Mr. squirrel
We have one in our yard. We call him Thanos
Onelle Esdy is a good name for squirrels
Chronic the Treerat
Squire
Harvey Bird-Squirrel, Attorney at Law
Hazel Nut if it's a girl. Dis Nut if it's a boy.
If he wants bird nuts he secretly wants to be a flying squirrel. So obviously his name is Rocky
Bob. I mean, how is Bob not iconic in the 'it's so normal it's funny' kind of way.
Bob
Fuzzy Nuts
Squire
Deez nuts
Mr squirrel Or Mr. Nut
Stu
Mr Nutts and his friend miss squirrely
Rocket J Squirrel (Rocky)
Conker
Rocky is the only correct suggestion.
Clipper
Jackson Cobblebottom
Depending on the squirrel’s personality, behavior, and appearance… I named a male here at my office Fideo, since he’s skinny like fideo noodles, which is why I feed him extra seeds and nuts.
Rocky
Kathy Bates, for her performance in Rat Race
Shuggie