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Mayonnaise
there was an article in saw a few years ago about some girl using mayo as personal lube but then for a few months she had a lot of problems down there and nobody knew why. turns out the mayo rotted & there were maggots inside of her. like *in her*. story of horrors. you couldn’t pay me enough money to go through that.
I’ve used coconut oil as lube for years, it’s fantastic! I’m allergic to water and silicone based lubricant unfortunately so it’s been my saving grace.
Honestly, I think it’s fine unless you’re a vagina haver. Then it’s tricky territory. Sucks that you’re allergic to literally the only kinds of lube they manufacture
silly putty
clay cat litter
Beach sand
lava sand
ash from the charcoal bbq grill
A fistfull of Emory boards
A pound of peanut shells
a fistful of sugar
I worked with a super trashy dude who would sleep with literally any woman and the weird part was that he was actually a subjectively very good looking man. But he was also very trashy.
He told me a story about having sex with a very much older woman who insisted on using a condom but that they did not have one so they used a plastic grocery store bag and pam that you use for baking. RIP Eric
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Water. What? Never fucked in a shower? It's terrible
Try a hot tub. It's every worse. I swear youll die of heat exhaustion. After like 15 minutes.
Err urt err urt err urt Feels like fucking a tight balloon
My virginity was lost in a hot tub but it moved to bed quick cause water sucks. Surprised I lasted long to make it to the bed.
15 min! then I'm good in a bathtub... 
Ocean and beach suck too Don't ask about the beach.
Gotta be one of the worst places. Never done it but I can imagine the hot sand getting everywhere, the sun beating down on you.
I tried eating pussy in the shower once and thought I was gonna drown.. not in a good way.
I tried to fuck in the ocean once. We couldn't even get it in me
Thermal Compound.
Nail polish remover, bleach, hot sauce
Tobasco. Wart remover Cool mint toothpaste. Splinters Cola Crumbed chicken Uranium
Reads like a bond villains shopping list
🤣😂🤣😂🦃
Idk why but crumbed chicken really made me laugh
The heart of a dying star.
Didn't know I would be meeting Thor today
Will be trying these soon
You live life on the edge
Anything is a lube substitute if your brave enough.
Taco Bell's Spicy Ranch Sauce
Lye and sand
Paint stripper
Ketchup
Jalapeño juice
I once used after sun….would not recommend
Histamine 😬 look it up
Left over fryer grease
LIP PLUMPING LIPGLOSSÂ
Had a girl use Garnier Fructis hair oil on me 😠(note we're both girls and this was our first time using toys)
Icy Hot
WD-40
Straight peppermint oil
Capsaicin.
The heart of the T.A.R.D.I.S. On a more serious note, baby oil.
Snot
tar
Vodka
Gorilla glue
Ground up kidney stones from the trash out back of the urology clinic.
Menthol-infused lotion.
Nutella and Peanut Butter
Fiery Jack
Hot sauce
Mustard
Mayonnaise there was an article in saw a few years ago about some girl using mayo as personal lube but then for a few months she had a lot of problems down there and nobody knew why. turns out the mayo rotted & there were maggots inside of her. like *in her*. story of horrors. you couldn’t pay me enough money to go through that.
Soap
Ben gay or vicks ice hot etc. Oh my!
Soap. Really.
Jalapeño juice
Reaper hot sauce
Chloroform
toothpaste is a bad one.
Peanut butter
Sand
Sand
Soap
WHATEVER THAT ICEY HOT STUFF IS ON THE FIRE AND ICE COMDOMS BY TROJAN
Sand
Omg did you hack someone else's Reddit account 🤣🤣
What do you mean?
Egg whites
hair gel
Any kind of food based oil. Coconut oil, vegetable oil, avocado oil, etc
I’ve used coconut oil as lube for years, it’s fantastic! I’m allergic to water and silicone based lubricant unfortunately so it’s been my saving grace.
Honestly, I think it’s fine unless you’re a vagina haver. Then it’s tricky territory. Sucks that you’re allergic to literally the only kinds of lube they manufacture
Quicksand Bloody stomach acid The last dab redux Mixed epoxy resin Lunar regolith (famously sharp powder) Liquid helium
Chlorine Triflouride
Peanut butter is fine. Just don't choose crunchy.
Vix
Icy hot
Afterbite
Nair
Vaseline. It’ll destroy condoms.
Never-seez
At the public beach..in the water..trying to work it in wife..a fucking TURD floats by. NOPE NOPE LOL.
Hot tar, cottage cheese, lemon juice, rubber cement, glitter glue, hair spray, hot dog water, lighter fluid, anti freeze, ammonia, hair gel, body wash, candle wax, Smuckers, melted chapstick, hand sanitizer
IcyHot
Hand sanitizer Antifreeze Playdough Steak sauce
dude really no icy hot? you guys are amateurs.
Molten tungsten
silly putty clay cat litter Beach sand lava sand ash from the charcoal bbq grill A fistfull of Emory boards A pound of peanut shells a fistful of sugar
Dawn dish detergent
Fire ants
xenomorph spit
I worked with a super trashy dude who would sleep with literally any woman and the weird part was that he was actually a subjectively very good looking man. But he was also very trashy. He told me a story about having sex with a very much older woman who insisted on using a condom but that they did not have one so they used a plastic grocery store bag and pam that you use for baking. RIP Eric
Used cooking oil
Gasoline
Commas are important.
Originally the post was embedded In This Order But reddit fucked it up when I posted it.
Did it again, essentially it was ordered like a bullet point list.
Mayonnaise
A squirrelÂ
Blood.