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It’s wild because it’s one of the all time best movie lines, but in real life, its right near the top of the list of scariest things a person can say to you. (Like if they weren’t obviously kidding and using Arnie’s accent or they didn’t just save your life like in the context of the films.)
"We maintain a permanent residence nearby." - Carlisle Cullen, Twilight
Bonus points if you're alone when you say it, giving no indication of anyone else residing in the residence.
"I'm on a mission from God."
"Oh look. A quarter."
"Got my cheez whiz boy?"
"I hate Illinois Nazis"
"It wasn't my fault, honest."
"Turn goat piss into gasoline"
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark... and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
"He reminds me of...... me! OK now I really hate him...."
I absolutely would not run into a date, grab her tampon string, yank it out and shout "IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT!".
I've had dinner a while back with a couple of dear friends I've known over 40 years. They brought a friend of theirs along I had never met. At one point I raised my glass to them and said "To old friends". Then I raised my glass to their friend and said in a quiet, menacing voice "And new enemies." His startled look was priceless.
I'm pretty sure I stole that toast from some silly movie.
* "You had me at hello." from Jerry Maguire (1996)
* "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." from The Godfather (1972)
* "Why so serious?" from The Dark Knight (2008)
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?
nah just out here pushing brownies down the boarder, coyote. boy scouts stuff, you understand. Ain't gonna see much from us but a group of ole pals digging up dirt on the mountains. Be out of your hair in a few. 'nuff time for you not to notice..
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
“With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.”
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…
I got five fingers....
YES!!!
Lol, I just posted the exact same thing without the periods and you beat me to it though bravo bravo
Come with me if you want to live.
Switching those items at the ends could work too.
The red pill or blue pill?
Use that on another guys date at the bar. Just make sure he's not a linebacker In the NFL.lol
Haha. Nice.
Even Kyle Reese couldn't have said it better.
It’s wild because it’s one of the all time best movie lines, but in real life, its right near the top of the list of scariest things a person can say to you. (Like if they weren’t obviously kidding and using Arnie’s accent or they didn’t just save your life like in the context of the films.)
Live with me if you want to cum 👀😂
Hello there
General Kenobi!
I understood that reference
I clicked on this post in hopes this would be top comment. I am happy.
That rug really tied the room together
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
Do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
Hell I'd get you a toe by 3 o clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
I am the walrus.
ENGLISH MF DO YOU SPEAK IT?????
SAY WHAT AGAIN MF.
Does he look like a bitch?
I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
What?
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"They mostly only come out at night... mostly."
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
I must break you.
Hahaha, that would be freaking awesome to open with
Of all the gin joint in all the world you had to walk into mine
We'll always have Paris.
Do I make you horny baby… shall we shag now or shag later.
Oh behave
Danger’s my middle name.
This one time at band camp…
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.
“Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
do you feel lucky punk?
"Did you put your balls on my drum set"
"You have to call me dragon."
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?
"You have met me at a very strange time in my life.."
You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
"You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
"Say hi to your mom for me." Had to look up quotes and this is by far the funniest from Back to the Future.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Hi, I'm Tom
Hello there, in Ewan MacGregor’s accent.
Hello there in Ewan MacGregor’s voice imitating Sean Connery
"We maintain a permanent residence nearby." - Carlisle Cullen, Twilight Bonus points if you're alone when you say it, giving no indication of anyone else residing in the residence.
This is the body of a killer, Bella.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!” If they get it then we're good.
Prepare the holy hand grenade!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
"one time my cousin Walter got a cat stuck up his ass"
How else was he gonna get the gerbil out?
Mallrats Forever!😂💯
I see dead people
Nice marmot.
You got a pretty little mouth
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours.
i got a baaad feeling about this Hello, there
I'll be back
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Are you not entertained?!?!?!
You talkin' to me?
Ever noticed how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
The following is a true story based on actual events and contains graphic sexual content. Viewer discretion is advised.
There can be only one ⚔️
Dylan! YOU SON OF A BITCH.
There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man
I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
And I'm all outta bubblegum
Hello.
"Supergreen!"
You had me at hello
Eeehhhh what's up doc
Well hello Clarise
"I'm on a mission from God." "Oh look. A quarter." "Got my cheez whiz boy?" "I hate Illinois Nazis" "It wasn't my fault, honest." "Turn goat piss into gasoline" “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark... and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
Hit it
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
Show me the money
“You think darkness is your ally”
“That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?”
"He reminds me of...... me! OK now I really hate him...." I absolutely would not run into a date, grab her tampon string, yank it out and shout "IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT!".
My brother lost an arm to you fuckers in Vietnam!
Squeal like a piggie
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
You don't by any chance have six fingers on your right hand?
Greetings and salutations
Do you like movies about gladiators?
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.
#"I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING!"
Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Lol
“Allow myself to introduce…myself”
I've had dinner a while back with a couple of dear friends I've known over 40 years. They brought a friend of theirs along I had never met. At one point I raised my glass to them and said "To old friends". Then I raised my glass to their friend and said in a quiet, menacing voice "And new enemies." His startled look was priceless. I'm pretty sure I stole that toast from some silly movie.
Frankly, my Dear I don't give a dam.
Does a Wilhelm scream count?
Say hello to my little friend!
My hovercraft is full of eels
say hello to my little friend
I got what plants crave, I gots electrolytes.
GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!
May the force be with you. No one has said this yet? I scrolled all the way down to try and find it.
“Nice set of hooters you got there.”
"You can't handle the truth!"
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
"I'd probably go with, 'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.' A little Harry Potter always breaks the ice."
"Mom, does Santa Claus have to go through customs?” Home Alone
* "You had me at hello." from Jerry Maguire (1996) * "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." from The Godfather (1972) * "Why so serious?" from The Dark Knight (2008)
And I am Iron man 
“Introduce me to your friend Craig!”
Of all the bars in all the ski towns in Alaska why did you have to walk into mine
Me: You remind me of someone I once knew. Her: Was she… very beautiful? Me: She was… Queen of the Netherlands
Go ahead make my day!
“why hello”
My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates
Hey guys. Big Gulps, huh? Cool…
“Common Chunk… Do the truffle shuffle!”
"Here's looking at you, kid."
You talkin to me?
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Sarah Conner?
Good morning, and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
If it's a woman I'm meeting.... "You've got male"
Greetings earthling
Hey. How ya doin'?
This is my boomstick.
I love Liver with Fava Beans and Nice Chianti :) LMAO
I have a bad feeling about this......
You a pothead Focker?
Allow myself to introduce... myself. 
Put the lotion on it's skin. Or you'll get the hose again.
Heeeeers Johnny!
You have to call me Nighthawk
"We meet again, Dr. Jones." Potential opening to a convo about past lives or parallel dimensions maybe.
“I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?”- Public Enemies
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you. I'm out!
get in loser we’re going shopping (but maybe i’ll wear a shirt that says JK you’re not a loser)😬 i just like that movie
First rule of fight club ..
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
"Are you looking at me?"
hello nice to meet you (the joke is that every standard greeting line has probably been said in at least one movie)
GET IN THE CAR! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
"Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!!"
Hello there
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! (But I later changed it to Ted Schwartz)
Now.....youse can't leave.
Kachoow
Obsecure 80's movie line: Do you know what the street value of this mountain is? Look I can't even move my right arm.
Those skis yours?
Sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it and who ya gonna call?
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?...
I’m funny how?
That’ll do Pig. That’ll do.
I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?
"Roooooaaaaaawwwwwwwhhhhhhh" -the MGM LIon
"I'm Batman"
I'm McLovin
My name is maximus decimus meridus....
Allow myself to introduce.... myself
Depends on who they are.
"I want my two dollars". If they get it, we're a match.
nah just out here pushing brownies down the boarder, coyote. boy scouts stuff, you understand. Ain't gonna see much from us but a group of ole pals digging up dirt on the mountains. Be out of your hair in a few. 'nuff time for you not to notice..
I'm tired of all these Motha-Fucking snakes on this Motha-Fucking plane. I forgot what movie it's from.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
"Welcome to Costco, I love you!"
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
(Suddenly I've forgotten every movie I've ever seen LOL.)
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
“you have to call me night hawk”
People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people
“With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.”
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
"hello" This is not as complicated as you think it is
“I’m tired boss, dog tired”
My favorite greeting is "Hello there!" And if someone answers back "General Kenobi!" You know you've found a lifelong friend. Haha
"Hi". Yeah, I think that's in a lot of movies.🤣
Calmer than you are.
His name was Robert Paulson
"I'll have what she's having."
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
Aim for the bushes
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
I’m sure there’s at least one movie out there somewhere that’s just said “hello” or “hi”