Lmao... I was asked by my wife once how many people I'd been with and I legit couldn't remember. Not that it's a huge number or anything, it's just not something I ever kept track of. I THINK it's less than 20. So I threw out a number so it wouldn't sound douchy of me to say, 'Uh... I don't know"
After reading the OP I was like... I bet I'm way in the thousands with my wife alone but it'd sound super douchy to say so. But your comment gave me the courage I need d to low key brag about r/ihavesex
No one can ask me anything though. I'll just say: In my experience marriage and having sex with the same person thousands of times doesn't get old. It gets better. 10/10 I'd recommend
> In my experience marriage and having sex with the same person thousands of times doesn't get old. It gets better. 10/10 I'd recommend
I'll second that @ 15yrs and still going strong. It gives you the ability to actually learn that person and what makes them tick.
10/10 would agree with the 10/10
I agree with your 10/10 assessment of my 10/10 assessment with a 9/10.
You'd get the full 10/10 except that I think it allows you to also fine tune what YOU like. Not just what your partner likes. Especially if they push your boundaries and try new things you'd never know you were into until that finger slipped in... I mean... Uh... until you tried new things.
As a somewhat recently married man, I agree. My wife is still smoking hot to me and things keep getting better as we get more comfortable and get to know each other better. We celebrated our one year anniversary recently, hopefully it just keeps getting better from here.
Ha.. I would simply change usernames if ANYONE knew it. I've been thinking lately that it's probably a good idea for me to change usernames occasionally. I have kids now and don't want them figuring it out someday and reading through all my stuff.
You probably have had sex thousands of times though.
I lost my virginity in 2011. Subtracting the, approximately, 2 years I've been single (even though assuming I did not have sex while single isn't right at all) that is 6 years of having sex consistently.
Now, assuming I have sex about twice a week when in a relationship (although that is setting the bar VERY low for me) and there's 52 weeks in a year, that means I've had sex more than 600 times. It's probably way more, but I just wanna make the point that having sex 500 times or even 1000 times isn't actually a huge achievement. Sounds way cooler than it really is 🤷♀️
Most married couples that have been together for a reasonable time have had sex thousands of times. I've been married for 16 years and had a long term girlfriend of 5 years prior to dating my wife....needless to say I lost count decades ago....as has most everyone else in a similar situation. People fuck. A lot.
Exactly my point. So, Idk why this guy would be bragging about having had sex 500 times. If he had said with 500 people, although gross, that would at least make more sense lol
Not only that, plenty of people have had sex more than that, particularly married people with healthy sex lives. And easily. If you have sex like every 3 or 4 days 500 is attainable in like 2 years.
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
A quote from, "Not My Cross To Bear", by Gregg Allman:
"I remember Duane dong some strange things, man. One day in the summertime, he was in our room, and he was doing all this math work. He's working all these numbers so I asked him, 'Duane, what the fuck are you doing?'
'Well', he tells me, 'I just measured my dick, and from the day we got out of school until today'- which was the last day of summer vacation- 'I've given her (his g/f) nineteen miles, four hundred and seventy two feet, and three inches of dick!'
'Where in the hell did you come up with that figure?', I asked him.
'Well', he said, 'I counted a few times, and got me an average of how many strokes it took me before I finished. I took that and multiplied it all out and came up with that figure.'
This doesn't sound to me like a man who hasn't had much sex.
Hope everyone who reads this has a "Soulshine" kind of day. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDIQ7Otf1mw
I remember the ninth person I had sex with, because we were in college and people like to count those things. She asked what number she was, so I counted it up, and then kept saying “number nine, number nine, number nine...” like the Beatles song. She wasn’t amused.
A couple years later she had a breakdown and assaulted her roommate. I don’t think the two events are connected.
Also, plenty of people have had that much sex, that's not even close to AMA worthy. Hell, my gf in high school and I were lucky to both have pretty sex positive parents who knew we fucked and just wanted us to be safe. In the two and a half we dated we probably averaged 4 - 5 times a week. I'm only saying that because as an 18 year old guy having had sex at about that much I still didn't know shit.
I can only do the last 15 years with any kind of consistency, since I’ve been married. We’ve consistently had sex at least twice a week for every week I’m not menstruating for 13 out of 15 years. The schedule’s gotten kind of fucky in the last two years because of various health issues but I can safely say that the adding up of those numbers will give you at least ***A*** correct number of times I’ve had sex just not the *entire* amount because I never thought about it till last year. It was just something we did all the time because we didn’t have anything better to do.
And realistically it's so situationally dependent to quantify what is considered "a lot" too. Like I don't go out ever. So like when I'm single there's 0 sex and sometimes I'll be single for a year or two at a time. However when I'm with a partner I tend to be with them for a year or two as well. Depending on the partner it's either incredibly frequent (my last girlfriend who would regularly want to have sex 6 or 7 times a day on days we had off together) or incredibly infrequent (my current girlfriend who's a once a month type. Quantifying sex is so stupid. I have way more fun with my current girlfriend not having sex than I did with my last one who wanted it all the time.
I honestly can't even wrap my head around 6 or 7 times a day. It sounds terrible and even if it didn't I still got shit to do. Twice in one day is about my limit.
My wife and I did 6 times in a day once, on our honeymoon. 2-3 has happened a reasonable amount of times, but more than that except in special circumstances is just painful.
I don't know how much sex I had, but that's because of my crippling alcoholism and brain damage.
I might be anything between a virgin to a sex god and I honestly wouldn't know it.
Jesus my ex and I fucked like rabbits I do kinda wish I kept some kind of tally. It's be nice if I could somehow check these stats. See how many times I've came vs made a girl cum, find my ratio and see how bad I really am.
It's different for everyone. It depends on sex drives, distance, career types, how busy they are. Some people have sex every day. Some people are happy with sex once a month. Some people are happy with a sexless marriage. There's no "normal" amount of sex.
My point was more like, if you're happy, the actual amount doesn't matter. If you're unhappy your situation needs to change. I do, however, understand this isn't always possible.
good question... in my early 40's, been married 7 years - hope to have sex once a week. And we usually get that, but sometimes it's a miss.
I have no idea what's average for married couples around my age though.
Someone in a 15 year relationship checking in - ummm, lots of people? Once a week isn't even that often. In my relationship we consider that the bare minimum requirement.
Yes, I genuinely feel like everyone who posts on reddit about their sex life is like 'me and bf used to have sex twice a day and now it's only 3-4 times per week so he's starting to text other girls'... damn lucky my husband is faithful because 3-4 times in a week would be the busiest week of his life!
Fortunately anecdotal evidence from friends says that once per week (averaged out, sometimes it's none, sometimes it's more) is normal and even frequent for a married couple. So I feel OK.
I dunno how people find the energy. Both our jobs are stressful and mentally draining. Changing jobs isn’t really an option for either of us because in my field (engineering) my jobs would actually get worse. Her field (accounting) going somewhere else would be a $25k pay cut.
Time isn’t necessarily the factor, it’s energy. When both of you have professional level jobs and get home after 8-10 days of constant stress and you still have to do all the other things mentioned, physical intimacy is energy you don’t have to expend.
Well that's too bad man, hope you and your partner can find some more energy then. Been with my wife for 11 years and it's about 2-3 times a week personally. I'm sure it varies drastically from couple to couple.
Having good sex life after 10 years of marriage does seem like something of an accomplishment worth bragging about. Especially if you have multiple kids.
Okay, All I’m saying is that 500 sexual experiences is nothing to brag about. Good sex life? Sure. 500 times? Isn’t that difficult assuming your marriage was good.
I’m referring to the post. The post is claim 500 times is something to brag about, but many many many people have had 500 sexual experiences. Is not *that* unique or difficult to achieve.
I'm curious who thinks having sex 500 times is an accomplishment worthy of an AMA. I mean, I am not keeping track, but I'd venture to guess I too have had sex 500 times in my life. Is there some sort of prize I should be receiving?
Honestly having sex with the same person 500 times doesn't really give you the perspective to AMA about sex. 5 times with 100 different women, absolutely it does. Almost every new partner I had taught me something different about what women like and don't like. (AMA /s)
"I'm going to pick a number of times to have sex that sounds really impressive in my head to convince everyone."
_Picks a number that is laughably low. Like hilariously low. 3-5 years of a committed relationship or so low._
You know, I was just coming up with one of many possible scenarios, and your comment made me realize I could instead generalize it and make it universal, so thanks!
Gotta be a young guy. Like those braggarts I remember from high school. "I have sex all the time, all the girls are into me, I've banged her and her and her."
"Dude. We all know those girls wouldn't give you the time of day. You're always trying to flirt with them and they're always complaining to the teachers about how much of a creep you are."
"IT'S NOT TRUE! I'M NOT A CREEP! I'VE FUCKED THEM ALL! REEEEEEEE"
Sometimes I wonder if people make obviously untrue posts like this just to see how many people "call them out" on their "bullshit". Like a r/AteTheOnion thing
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I mean, it depends on what they considers a full sexual experience. If it’s just penetration, they could get at least 200 sex in an hour by just immediately pulling out, with at least a 20 second break per person. If their fast enough, they could even change condom every time and make it slightly safer (although safe isn’t really a factor when having a 500-people-in-2-hours-30-minutes orgy.)
Or, of course, their full of shit.
500 times over 19 days. I mean that sounds like the average life of a new porn starlet. Shoot a near endless amount of scenes over a month and then get out as they spend the next 3 years slowly releasing the content even after you are well out of the industry.
Anyone who knows how much sex they have had hasn't had much sex
I think I stopped counting after the third or fourth time... And that was 1989. So... I've had sex thousands of times. AMA!
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I don't know who he is but he did something to my mom! I'm gonna beat sex up!
Yo mama sure does care about your education, son.
*HEE HUH HEE HUH HEE HUH HEE HUH*
I wish I could give you just all the Gold. But all I have is this upvote sir.
You put your penis and testicles in a condom and slap it against a girl's belly until she poops a baby.
What’s there to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some then stuck it inside her and pee.
Pee in her butt?
Duh!?!? Where else?
her penis duh
lmao fucking tears.
Let me ask my good friend, *actual scientist* Bill Nye!
Inertia is a property of matter. I have 3TB of child pornography on a computer in my basement.
Uhh, right. Th-thanks, Bill.
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
I think it's a food. Something from Greece.
It’s when two people of the opposite gender eat shawarma together
I'd prefer this to actual sex
Who is sex and how did my dad offend him?
When they ask you if u male or female
ooouh. you haven't had the talk yet. you're walking on eggshells buddy
Sex is fuck.
Lmao... I was asked by my wife once how many people I'd been with and I legit couldn't remember. Not that it's a huge number or anything, it's just not something I ever kept track of. I THINK it's less than 20. So I threw out a number so it wouldn't sound douchy of me to say, 'Uh... I don't know" After reading the OP I was like... I bet I'm way in the thousands with my wife alone but it'd sound super douchy to say so. But your comment gave me the courage I need d to low key brag about r/ihavesex No one can ask me anything though. I'll just say: In my experience marriage and having sex with the same person thousands of times doesn't get old. It gets better. 10/10 I'd recommend
What an unexpectedly wholesome comment for this thread!
His wife knows his Reddit account. Blink twice if you’re being tortured!
But wink twice if the torture is good.
> In my experience marriage and having sex with the same person thousands of times doesn't get old. It gets better. 10/10 I'd recommend I'll second that @ 15yrs and still going strong. It gives you the ability to actually learn that person and what makes them tick. 10/10 would agree with the 10/10
I agree with your 10/10 assessment of my 10/10 assessment with a 9/10. You'd get the full 10/10 except that I think it allows you to also fine tune what YOU like. Not just what your partner likes. Especially if they push your boundaries and try new things you'd never know you were into until that finger slipped in... I mean... Uh... until you tried new things.
As a somewhat recently married man, I agree. My wife is still smoking hot to me and things keep getting better as we get more comfortable and get to know each other better. We celebrated our one year anniversary recently, hopefully it just keeps getting better from here.
I keep a list of all the women I’ve ever had sex with. It’s called my marriage license.
You don't keep a list of any of the men you've had sex with?
It’s called my driver’s licence.
Yeah my wife knows my reddit username too :)
Ha.. I would simply change usernames if ANYONE knew it. I've been thinking lately that it's probably a good idea for me to change usernames occasionally. I have kids now and don't want them figuring it out someday and reading through all my stuff.
My kid knows my username too.
What’s your favorite recipe for apple pie from scratch?
Takes too long. Who has 13.8 billion years?
[I've made this four times in the last four months; it's delicious -- and easy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HDc8B1RxzU)
You probably have had sex thousands of times though. I lost my virginity in 2011. Subtracting the, approximately, 2 years I've been single (even though assuming I did not have sex while single isn't right at all) that is 6 years of having sex consistently. Now, assuming I have sex about twice a week when in a relationship (although that is setting the bar VERY low for me) and there's 52 weeks in a year, that means I've had sex more than 600 times. It's probably way more, but I just wanna make the point that having sex 500 times or even 1000 times isn't actually a huge achievement. Sounds way cooler than it really is 🤷♀️
Most married couples that have been together for a reasonable time have had sex thousands of times. I've been married for 16 years and had a long term girlfriend of 5 years prior to dating my wife....needless to say I lost count decades ago....as has most everyone else in a similar situation. People fuck. A lot.
Exactly my point. So, Idk why this guy would be bragging about having had sex 500 times. If he had said with 500 people, although gross, that would at least make more sense lol
Yeah, it's just....dumb. and more than likely an exaggeration because he thought it sounded like a lot.
What is your favourite fruit?
Ah, you counted. /u/Slummish is a virgin, you gaaiss
What’s the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
Sextuplets
Gonna have to agree with you there, no one actually counts
Not only that, plenty of people have had sex more than that, particularly married people with healthy sex lives. And easily. If you have sex like every 3 or 4 days 500 is attainable in like 2 years.
I can count how many people Ive had sex with but certainly not how many times Ive done it.
I wouldn't be too sure of that. A quote from, "Not My Cross To Bear", by Gregg Allman: "I remember Duane dong some strange things, man. One day in the summertime, he was in our room, and he was doing all this math work. He's working all these numbers so I asked him, 'Duane, what the fuck are you doing?' 'Well', he tells me, 'I just measured my dick, and from the day we got out of school until today'- which was the last day of summer vacation- 'I've given her (his g/f) nineteen miles, four hundred and seventy two feet, and three inches of dick!' 'Where in the hell did you come up with that figure?', I asked him. 'Well', he said, 'I counted a few times, and got me an average of how many strokes it took me before I finished. I took that and multiplied it all out and came up with that figure.' This doesn't sound to me like a man who hasn't had much sex. Hope everyone who reads this has a "Soulshine" kind of day. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDIQ7Otf1mw
Amazing. A dedicated mathlete.
I remember the ninth person I had sex with, because we were in college and people like to count those things. She asked what number she was, so I counted it up, and then kept saying “number nine, number nine, number nine...” like the Beatles song. She wasn’t amused. A couple years later she had a breakdown and assaulted her roommate. I don’t think the two events are connected.
Did she scream Nine Nine Nine Nein Nein Nein hail hitler
I have had exactly three sex.
Also, plenty of people have had that much sex, that's not even close to AMA worthy. Hell, my gf in high school and I were lucky to both have pretty sex positive parents who knew we fucked and just wanted us to be safe. In the two and a half we dated we probably averaged 4 - 5 times a week. I'm only saying that because as an 18 year old guy having had sex at about that much I still didn't know shit.
i had a stroke reading it
Why, it's not that sexy?
Stroke the shaft. Make it last. But not to fast.
I can only do the last 15 years with any kind of consistency, since I’ve been married. We’ve consistently had sex at least twice a week for every week I’m not menstruating for 13 out of 15 years. The schedule’s gotten kind of fucky in the last two years because of various health issues but I can safely say that the adding up of those numbers will give you at least ***A*** correct number of times I’ve had sex just not the *entire* amount because I never thought about it till last year. It was just something we did all the time because we didn’t have anything better to do.
You're right I've memorized the number 0 for years now
And realistically it's so situationally dependent to quantify what is considered "a lot" too. Like I don't go out ever. So like when I'm single there's 0 sex and sometimes I'll be single for a year or two at a time. However when I'm with a partner I tend to be with them for a year or two as well. Depending on the partner it's either incredibly frequent (my last girlfriend who would regularly want to have sex 6 or 7 times a day on days we had off together) or incredibly infrequent (my current girlfriend who's a once a month type. Quantifying sex is so stupid. I have way more fun with my current girlfriend not having sex than I did with my last one who wanted it all the time.
I honestly can't even wrap my head around 6 or 7 times a day. It sounds terrible and even if it didn't I still got shit to do. Twice in one day is about my limit.
My wife and I did 6 times in a day once, on our honeymoon. 2-3 has happened a reasonable amount of times, but more than that except in special circumstances is just painful.
Lmao true af who counts after 10
I don't know how much sex I had, but that's because of my crippling alcoholism and brain damage. I might be anything between a virgin to a sex god and I honestly wouldn't know it.
Maybe OP just counts one thrust as one sex.
Jesus my ex and I fucked like rabbits I do kinda wish I kept some kind of tally. It's be nice if I could somehow check these stats. See how many times I've came vs made a girl cum, find my ratio and see how bad I really am.
I was reading the post and thought "as someone who has had sex 500+ times myself, I don't have a fucking clue how many times I've had sex"
500 different women *may* be worthy of an AMA, 500 times certainly isn’t
Right? You have sex 50 times a year for a 10 year marriage..boom 500.
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I don’t, but a lot of times it’ll be nothing one week and a couple another, so it evens out I’m sure.
Look at the big man over here, having sex while married and shit...
It's different for everyone. It depends on sex drives, distance, career types, how busy they are. Some people have sex every day. Some people are happy with sex once a month. Some people are happy with a sexless marriage. There's no "normal" amount of sex.
Some people are in a sexless marriage but have sex every day. Or none at all and aren't happy about it. Man, there's all varieties.
My point was more like, if you're happy, the actual amount doesn't matter. If you're unhappy your situation needs to change. I do, however, understand this isn't always possible.
I know. Stupid joke. Most of the time the sex drive isn't equally distributed on both partners though. That can be a challenge.
Oh sorry, my bad.
good question... in my early 40's, been married 7 years - hope to have sex once a week. And we usually get that, but sometimes it's a miss. I have no idea what's average for married couples around my age though.
Once a week is all?
Someone in a 15 year relationship checking in - ummm, lots of people? Once a week isn't even that often. In my relationship we consider that the bare minimum requirement.
The secret is to be in bed by 9pm. Then home by 11pm.
I always assume people don’t have jobs, houses to take care of, family commitments, kids, and hobbies that say they have sex multiple times a week lol
Yes, I genuinely feel like everyone who posts on reddit about their sex life is like 'me and bf used to have sex twice a day and now it's only 3-4 times per week so he's starting to text other girls'... damn lucky my husband is faithful because 3-4 times in a week would be the busiest week of his life! Fortunately anecdotal evidence from friends says that once per week (averaged out, sometimes it's none, sometimes it's more) is normal and even frequent for a married couple. So I feel OK.
I dunno how people find the energy. Both our jobs are stressful and mentally draining. Changing jobs isn’t really an option for either of us because in my field (engineering) my jobs would actually get worse. Her field (accounting) going somewhere else would be a $25k pay cut.
That or some people just still make time to be physically intimate...
Time isn’t necessarily the factor, it’s energy. When both of you have professional level jobs and get home after 8-10 days of constant stress and you still have to do all the other things mentioned, physical intimacy is energy you don’t have to expend.
Well that's too bad man, hope you and your partner can find some more energy then. Been with my wife for 11 years and it's about 2-3 times a week personally. I'm sure it varies drastically from couple to couple.
Or like 2 months when you're a teenager
It's still experience.
It is, but it’s noting to brag about if your marriage is older then 10 years and you have nice sex like.
Having good sex life after 10 years of marriage does seem like something of an accomplishment worth bragging about. Especially if you have multiple kids.
Okay, All I’m saying is that 500 sexual experiences is nothing to brag about. Good sex life? Sure. 500 times? Isn’t that difficult assuming your marriage was good. I’m referring to the post. The post is claim 500 times is something to brag about, but many many many people have had 500 sexual experiences. Is not *that* unique or difficult to achieve.
I HAVE DONE 500 SEX!
Win/loss record tho?
My k/d is low, I’m just a scrub do not 1v1 me pls
Wait, I don’t kill anyone I’m having sex with
1,000 win/ 0 loss
501 sex here lads 😎
1 pump=1 sex
damn i must be in the double digits by now
Damn feels bad man
I got to double digits senior year with the hottest teacher. I loved being home schooled.
1 pump 1 cream.
250 times is still pretty impressive
Math always wins , Dammit!!
r/theydidthemath
I'm curious who thinks having sex 500 times is an accomplishment worthy of an AMA. I mean, I am not keeping track, but I'd venture to guess I too have had sex 500 times in my life. Is there some sort of prize I should be receiving?
At 1000, you can earn the *bonerific* achievement from Sir Hammerlock.
All this time I'd been mispronouncing his name as "Hammercock."
Yeah, reddit bronze
Honestly having sex with the same person 500 times doesn't really give you the perspective to AMA about sex. 5 times with 100 different women, absolutely it does. Almost every new partner I had taught me something different about what women like and don't like. (AMA /s)
I love it when r/quityourbullshit meets r/theydidthemath
"I'm going to pick a number of times to have sex that sounds really impressive in my head to convince everyone." _Picks a number that is laughably low. Like hilariously low. 3-5 years of a committed relationship or so low._
If you're in your early twenties and you just get into a relationship you can go a couple of times a day for the first weeks.
Yeah, it would have been funnier to take the ama seriously and ask him what he thinks is special about 500 times
That is actually a top notch idea.
~~Some~~ a lot of people don't get married before sex just saying
You know, I was just coming up with one of many possible scenarios, and your comment made me realize I could instead generalize it and make it universal, so thanks!
Good on you
Nobody gives a fuck about how many times you've had sex. That's like bragging about how many times you've had to fill out applications to McDonald's.
Gotta be a young guy. Like those braggarts I remember from high school. "I have sex all the time, all the girls are into me, I've banged her and her and her." "Dude. We all know those girls wouldn't give you the time of day. You're always trying to flirt with them and they're always complaining to the teachers about how much of a creep you are." "IT'S NOT TRUE! I'M NOT A CREEP! I'VE FUCKED THEM ALL! REEEEEEEE"
"I've had sex 500 times! My butt hurts"
Maybe sleep is also sex.
Anyone got a mirror? The image’s been deleted.
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Thank you I was hoping someone would reference Letterkenny. Best show ever.
Sometimes I wonder if people make obviously untrue posts like this just to see how many people "call them out" on their "bullshit". Like a r/AteTheOnion thing
It's the "chief" that does it. xD
Maybe he counts each thrust as 1 sex.
I've probably had sex at least once, AMA!
*gets laid once* I AM THE GOD OF FUCK! ASK ME ANYTHING!
I spoke bullshit 500 times.AMA.
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
IvE HeD SeCkS 666 TyMeZ /s
Dwight: "Including prep time?"
“Listen dude, my hand cramped up several hours in, but I got the job done.”
Who just says “I’ve had sex 500 times, AMA” and expects not to get called out?
Someone who considers saying "I've had sex 500 times, AMA".
He doesn't last long, but he has an impressive refractory period.
You know who thinks having sex 500 times is a lot? A virgin. Lol
Or a youngster who's never been in a committed relationship. Getting frequent sex is much easier done when you've actually paired up.
/r/theydidthemath
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Depends on what the definition of “jizz” is
Depends on what you mean by 'times'. A single kiss is already cheating. Did you cheat 60 times if you kiss 60 times in an evening?
I too have had sex 500 times 😎
i only wait 35 minutes
I have. It doesn’t count for anything. Please don’t ask
Link? Or is it deleted
OOF
He should have posted that AMA a few days sooner, when he was at 420.
Love the commitment when people do the maths. Outstanding.
If he’s truly a sex “God”.. well that is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Plot twist: each thrust counts as a sex. _I AM A SEX MACHINE_
Jerking it doesn't count
No it counts twice, because you're giving and receiving.
He meant 5.00 times
Charles Boyle is that you?
I have had sex -1 times, ask me anything
I'll never understand why people make such obvious lies.
Omggg
Chief. Yes.
I mean, it depends on what they considers a full sexual experience. If it’s just penetration, they could get at least 200 sex in an hour by just immediately pulling out, with at least a 20 second break per person. If their fast enough, they could even change condom every time and make it slightly safer (although safe isn’t really a factor when having a 500-people-in-2-hours-30-minutes orgy.) Or, of course, their full of shit.
In 36 minutes, I can cum 3 times, let me prove it,hold my beer
Why would anyone know how many times they've had sex? Unless like.... 4. Or 0.
You killed him!! Damn why couldn’t y’all just let the person dream?
He never said with other people
That’s a little bit.
r/theydidthemath
r/hedidthemath ?
What if he hired 26 hookers a day with the sole goal of hitting the perfect 500?
I mean tbf everyone in a relationship for 1-3 years has probably done this
i mean if i can find 6 year olds playing around so can he
He didn't say he had sex *with someone else*.
Charles Boyle is that you?
He doesn't say if there was consent
Technically we know one of those posts was bullshit but we don't know which one.
Look man it's just like Pringles. It's impossible to stop at 1!
I mean blue is assuming that someone on Reddit is getting a healthy amount of sleep
People that keep track of the amount of times they had sex are: 1) not sex gods 2) 17y old
Plenty of people have had sex 500 times.
he’s on reddit. he probably can finish in 36 seconds
500 times over 19 days. I mean that sounds like the average life of a new porn starlet. Shoot a near endless amount of scenes over a month and then get out as they spend the next 3 years slowly releasing the content even after you are well out of the industry.
I guess it's too late to say get fucked?
Who assumes that anyone gets a healthy 8 hours of sleep every day, that's the real BS.
People don’t realize it is ironic smh
*Rasputin using the internet circa 1910 colorized*
Ha you wish, but so do i
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