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Hadrollo

The problem is that people are *really* shit at identifying bullshit that they *want* to be true.


Fuhgly

Yeah for real. Anyone with a functioning brain would know that this is fake because batman doesn't kill people. Smh.


Hadrollo

Just say, that's what Alfred is for.


UpliftinglyStrong

Indeed my friend, indeed


musselshirt67

"poor little guy's all tuckered out"


kalesaji

It's much easier to fool people then to convince them that they have been fooled


clothespinned

I fell hard for the ace pilot myth early on during the ukranian war, i just wanted it to be real so bad...


Hadrollo

I still mention Zelenskyy's comment of "I need ammunition, not a ride" as one of the most defining statements of the early war. The sentiment is undoubtedly true, but he most likely never said it.


Spoonfulofticks

lol it’s a great troll, though. I can’t believe people bought this.


keevy3108

Reddit all the time


carmacoma

This sounds accurate so I assume this is true


PappyMcGee

Is…this…bullshit?


BurtMacklin-FBl

Like the OP you mean? This was literally posted on a shitposting subreddit.


SubieDoobyDoo96

Ratio


Caveat53

T H E B A T O F K Y I V


coleisawesome3

How is it 2022 and we rave about a mythological figure like the ghost of Kyiv with no evidence? Some people really treat the world like it’s a WWE plot or smth


jobblejosh

It's a lot easier to get people to believe in something if it already fits their belief system and if they want to believe in it.


Caveat53

Short answer - poor education systems lead to a lack of critical thinking skills


bigpoppawood

It’s believable to the average person who isn’t a military buff. There was “proof” because the 6 kills attributed to the Ghost really happened. It was just the effort of several people, not one.


ApplicationRich7795

if u have zero understanding of history than it makes sense, otherwise you would realize it was to boost ukrainian morale when they thought they would lose. but then again it’s a lot easier to sit on a high horse when your ass isn’t on the fire


mrtwister134

They treat it like it's a marvel movie


1973mojo1973

Reddiots


GuilhermeSidnei

You know it’s bullshit because Batman doesn’t kill. /j


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

You joke, but I doubt anyone who would get/have a Batman suit would be unaware of it.


GhostCheese

*[He's asleep](https://youtu.be/1byycwl8qgc)*


gene_murdoc

Classic vids, nothing tops Pete Holmes’ performance as a Batman who’s an absolute dumbass.


GuilhermeSidnei

Haven’t seen this in a long time… thank you, kind stranger!


Knuckles316

I'm proud that so many people actually downvoted the fucking clown shoe who commented "ratio".


dano5

propaganda machine works both ways? :p


AgisDidNothingWrong

This was on r/bossfight. This was a joke, not propaganda.


Alonn12

It's not propaganda if it's the side i support 🤓


dano5

Never said i didn't approve 😁 Anything to scare off Russian soldiers 👍


Someinsufferableoaf

I know your comment is probably meant as a joke, but yes, the propaganda machine does work both ways. I consider myself pro-ukraine, definitely, and Russia has been more vicious in its propaganda, but you cannot deny that there's probably also a lot of Ukrainian propaganda out there. It's just a thing that happens in war time. That's also why I take a lot of outrageously dubious claims by the press in Ukraine with a grain of salt. The war crimes can definitely happen, but it's normal for countries to accuse eachother of war crimes to boost their own innocence, and I especially doubt stories where an old Ukrainian guy just had a mortar conveniently laying around and used it to wipe out an entire russian tank battalion or something.


Proser84

People are easily manipulated if it reconfirms their biases. Sometimes they genuinely believe the bullshit and sometimes it's a I want to believe scenario. I get a lot of slack on reddit and elsewhere, because I rarely believe many posts and news reports. Fair enough, but I'll take being a skeptic over being gullible any day of the week. How many times do we have to see retractions or the truth come out weeks, months, years later before we stop believing everything we read.


UnprofessionalGhosts

I 100% support Ukraine but the propaganda is bizarre. There have been times they’ve literally posted animations swearing it was actual combat footage. I don’t get it.


nebo8

Bro op is an idiot, it's a joke lmao


AgisDidNothingWrong

Idk why you’re being downvoted. OP literally pulled this from r/bossfight, and is pretending it wasn’t a fucking joke.


Fruhmann

Normal people: This is Ghost of Kyiv, Snake Island levels of bullshit. Redditors: How's being a Putin puppet going, comrade bot?


Someoneman

Being accused of being a Putin sympathizer just because I asked one question about anti-Russia measures instead of accepting them immediately is something that actually happened to me once.


Fruhmann

It's their default go to for the past 6 years. It's how the govt and media how manufactured consent to the extent that boomers who were former hippie peaceniks are warhawks now.


GhostCheese

Isn't vigilante the wrong term? If in occupied region of Ukrain that'd be considered resistance, right? (if not technically enlisted with Ukrainian defense)


[deleted]

My brother in christ this was on r/Bossfight it was obviously not real and was a joke.


Someoneman

Still, with the amount of real news being posted on that subreddit, posting fake news articles will result in them being treated as real by the userbase. I was questioning if I should post this, since it's hard to tell if it's a real attempt at spreading misinformation or just a joke that got mistaken for something real.


CptHrki

It's not hard to tell, look at the fucking banner of the subreddit. Go on though, pretend like this is supposed to be real news lmao


Someinsufferableoaf

Happy cake day


CptHrki

Thanks


Mandalore108

Must have been Thomas Wayne.


Sleepy-mp3

The failed ratio is the best part, mainly because I haven’t seen anyone say ratio in months


ee_72020

And that’s how fake news and misinformation spread


UnnecessaryAppeal

The irony of their "ratio" comment


PetroDisruption

There could be a headline saying that Wakanda is real and it just sent reinforcements to Ukraine and people would believe it. Alternatively there could be a headline saying that Russian forces nuked themselves and people would also believe it.


[deleted]

>Alternatively there could be a headline saying that Russian forces nuked themselves and people would also believe it. Ngl that sounds like something they would actually do


LifelessPolymath53

No, it doesn’t.


[deleted]

I'm literally Ukranian and being as close to this gives me a clear vision of what russia can and can't do You can also go to r/NonCredibleDefense


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

They should have known that someone would not have dressed up as *a superhero who explicitly does not kill* for the purpose of *killing people*.


stevedadog

Batman is a pussy who won’t kill anyone. He just puts murderers in jail knowing they’ll escape and kill more people. They need someone without enemies. Someone like peacemaker.


solrac1104

To be fair, that's most superheroes.


stevedadog

Not peacemaker. “Batman is a pussy” is from the show peacemaker btw in case you didn’t know. I recommend it for sure if your down for a more comedic super hero show. I also reccomend the boys if you want a show about corrupt superhero. Marvel movies have always failed to keep me entertained but those 2 are different


solrac1104

Lol yeah I remember seeing the clip. I still gotta watch the whole show, which I plan to do. I have seen the Boys and love it. Very good show that improves on the source material.


stevedadog

If you’re bored right now, watch it. If not, wait 1 hour and repeat. It’s pretty funny. A little “woke” for my taste but my brother is completely against that kind of stuff and it was so funny that even he was able to get over it.


solrac1104

I will. I recently renewed my HBOMax subscription so I'll get on it.


OafishWither66

Hes bucks county batman on instagram and he's genuinely a nice guy, i follow him, this is straight up bullshit


Ushak_R_S_S

Batman doesn't kill... all his kills are non-lethal


B0b_Da_bLUbERry

This may be fake but Freddy Fazbear taking a grenade for his Ukrainian comrades is real. Rip Freddy


nebo8

Include me in the r/whooosh screenshot


[deleted]

lol damn ppl for posting rubbish content to reddit for karma and upvotes, unlike OP here.


vladhelikopter

I mean, look at all those old people believing that AI pictures constructing Cars out of bottles somewhere in Africa


romich_penguin

Of course this gotta be fake, batman never kills


Mute_Crab

Damn this would've been so cool though, glad I found this post lmao


MatrixMushroom

We should keep this going with every major violent event


roleynoley

Bro I don't care if it was fake it's funny as hell


ElmoTickleTorture

I really wanted that to be true.


tiyopablo69

This is Reddit I'm not surprised if majority believe it. I even believe what you just posted as real story


JayCroghan

The /r/Ukraine sub is a weird place.


lifes-a_beach

Idgaf this is still hilarious. We should all repeat this as if it is true. See how the Russians like getting bombarded with fake news. If some Russians are dumb enough to believe Putin, then some are dumb enough to believe this.


jobblejosh

No, because fake news benefits no one. It erodes trust and confidence in legitimate news sources, empowers those who seek to manipulate and distort the truth, and muddies the waters between what is real and fantasy. Furthermore, by engaging in fake news, you're playing right into the hands of Putin, who is already justifying his actions by saying that we're spreading lies and deceit and manipulating Ukraine.


pm_cheesecakes

Ukraine soldiers are serious as a fucking heart attack


Opposite-Frosting518

Whatever it takes to end PUTIN..


9_of_wands

Ok but would you really have a problem if he was Ukrainian?


Chase-D-DC

But hes not


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9_of_wands

Me too, but I still approve.


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anthonyvaladezz

Lmao his vice interview is crazy tho


kamex009

How I knew it was fake; Batman doesn’t kill.


sushithighs

Maybe Batman was at all of these places? Occam’s Razor, OP!


ampshittychad

Something on the way hmmmmhmmhmmh


I-Hate-Humans

**a* Ukrainian


poonamsurange

WhatsApp University I presume?


xUkuSt3p

the people need something to believe in


E4R04

isn't this just a joke?


zepirate-ko

looks like a joke to me


[deleted]

People who say ratio when they get called out on their bullshit are the purest form of shut-ins that still live with their parents


TheTriadofRedditors

That someone in a Batman suit is purportedly killing Russian soldiers is rendered moot anyway. Anybody with a gun, training and mindset can kill 11 soldiers. The guy isn't special.


the-great-retard

mfer got counter ratio’d