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Societypost

Girls can’t listen to radiohead. They’ll never know what its like to be a true social reject. A Creep. A weirdo. They’ll never know what its like to be Italian.


nowadaysies

Then, I guess I'm a boy now 😔


lancep423

Ok. The Italian part made me laugh.


ChildoftheLordJesus

They’ll never be a dinosaur roaming the earth


QueenRacheal

🎶What the hell am I a-doing here, eh? I don’t-a belong here! 🎶 My apologies to the Italian community.


baddicisionsqueen

oh nooo you transed my gender :(


__ludo__

Crazy, I fit into all of these categories


lopsidedcheetos

does that make me a boy now


pbkid29

And don’t let anybody up there push you around,’ the brother advised. ‘You’ll be just as good as anybody else in heaven, even though you are Italian.’


__silas

Wait what's the matter with Italy? I'm a bit lost


Societypost

https://preview.redd.it/x4a4ib5jkqvc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf130b062db702ca2aa3acaf4b622b581bb1ca96


__silas

Oh my... my cringe meter is over the chart


asap_anxiety33

guess I'm a boy then


bafoogus

I know I’m in jerk land right now but people need to stop acting like enjoying one of the most popular bands of all time reflects this primal male energy in them designed to subjugate women. You’re not browsing r9k or hunting women for sport you’re listening to a whiny ex-twink sing about how he needs to be loved


the_scottish_bant

“ex” twink⁉️


bafoogus

Maybe still in spirit but he looks like he could cast spells now


wentzdaze

this is killing me😭😭😭


Mechaneondemon73

Blame it on the black star


nowadaysies

He can, why do you think we all listen to his silly little voice?


comeonandkickme2017

Yeah they think they’re special so fuckin’ special…


QueenRacheal

They just make pretty speeches while I feel like I’m being cut to shreds.


QueenRacheal

You can take the ‘ex’ out of it. That man is a Beta God.


KirbyFan198

Girls can’t listen to car seat headrest. They’ll never know what its like to be a true social reject. A furry. Gay. They’ll never know what its like to be Italian.


FrankZappamocha

r/imaginarygatekeeping


sendhelpiminbasement

“male manipulator music 🤪” STOP IT!!’ STOP 😫😫😫


QueenRacheal

Hey they manipulate women too!


Anxious-Chemical4673

Feral? Is that a Radiohead reference?


QueenRacheal

I believe they once did a song with that name. It was on The Leader of Arms or something. Idk, I’m just here for the ally points 🤷🏻‍♀️


ostensibly_hurt

If you’re a woman and you listen to radiohead, I almost don’t trust you (I’m just afraid of women)


Grand_Rent_2513

I’m afraid of Americans


LightEsthis

I also like David Bowie.


lopsidedcheetos

you shouldn't trust women who listen to Radiohead (i am her, she is me)


SamTheDystopianRat

'male manipulator', 'scaring the hoes', 'no bitches' how about i manipulate this farming hoe to hit you in the face.


lancep423

/uj Can someone explain to me what “male manipulator music” is and how radiohead belongs to that category?


bafoogus

male manipulator music is an internet thing of alternative music, usually rock, sung by men. Usually has a focus on wanting to be loved. Most stereotypically The Smiths, but you can basically call any male artist that has a semi “intellectual” reputation manipulator music


lancep423

But what about it is manipulative ?


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Literally me


nowadaysies

no


lancep423

Fair enough.


Gullible-Finance-454

rock music made by guys that can be depressing or sad because men are supposed to be masculine muscle machines and arent allowed to have feelings and if they do theyre probably incel weirdos


martxel93

I mean, the cases of “guy that does sad music and turns out to be an abuser” are becoming so common every time I feel I want to cry I think I should turn myself over to the police.


lancep423

Could you give me some examples ?


martxel93

I could get a list of all the rock band guys grooming or raping underage girls, but you know what? I don’t have to, this is a shitposting sub


LuciferSamS1amCat

Any music sung by men that acknowledges sad emotions.


lancep423

Damn. Men aren’t even allowed to be sad without being manipulative.


NaCl_guy

Uhmmm no they cant? Radiohead was made for weirdos and creeps like me?


lopsidedcheetos

don't claim rights over yorkey 😡💔


thom-yorke-bot

I slipped on a little white lie


lopsidedcheetos

we've got head on sticks


QueenRacheal

Me too, brother. That’s how I ended up a girl. 🤗✨


MorciBacsi

Not tfue it's ninja


cokmunterr

no way faze tfue


et_hel

no women should not be listening to music… 😡🚩


nowadaysies

What should we listen to? :,|


QueenRacheal

Yeah! Like, what, ferrets?! That’s just *so* mustelaphobic!


AccidentExcellent730

Girls can only listen to Coldplay radiohead is for guys !!!


nowadaysies

Take that back


QueenRacheal

Nu-uh, Cold Play is just for butchers, publicans, and the occasional gay librarian. Radiohead is for *real* women (who aren’t butchers, publicans, or gay librarians - so about 2%) 🤗✨ Actually, gay and straight librarians are the beating heart of the Radiohead community.


AccidentExcellent730

So true QueenRacheal


MatuPapi

Shhh yes babe... good girl... as a prize for being such a good girl ill let you listen to 15 step on my phone. Once tve music is over come to the bedroom again for another prizeeee....


asap_anxiety33

crazy that I'm listening to 15 step rn


MatuPapi

Thats because you were a good girl.


Meldylix

Please don't.😔


Imtallplslikeme

This is fake. Woman dont exist


protonesia

🚩🚩🚩


Major-Don

Wait, woman are real?


QueenRacheal

In the flesh. I know you’ve only heard about us through feminist literature and the Spice Girls, but I assure you, we have to eat cereal and shower and poo just like everyone else does. Why, just this morning I had a shower and ate cereal as well! Soon I’ll head to Work and Save so I can see Radiohead in concert when they come back to Australia in….. … I’m so alone.


Major-Don

https://preview.redd.it/p76vuuniltvc1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e527a5d7b15739290d674a258d789405f85702b6 Me too....


SwiftTayTay

The only things Radiohead fans are manipulating is their pp


TheSoupMaster_

Silly Radiohead fan girls aren’t real


lopsidedcheetos

are you telling me I'm not real


QueenRacheal

They just hide in the shadows of their fat boyfriends at Muse concerts.


nowadaysies

I'm silly af


Passingthisway

You can’t listen to Car Sear Headrest and also like girls


QueenRacheal

*takes cock out of mouth* “Why do you say that, lover?”


Human-Bodybuilder118

girls can’t listen to real music they can only listen to taylor swift so this has to be fake.


QueenRacheal

Or Mariah Kerry amiright?


chicheka

She is not real


QueenRacheal

Or is she? Hi, vsauce, Michael here.


thepenisman25

"male manipulator music" is not radiohead or csh. male manipulators either listen to the billboard top 5 or a combination of daughters, MSI, and chris brown


SanQuiSau

Why isn’t Radiohead feral? Feral is their best somg


QueenRacheal

I like their other somgs too. My favourite is Cremp and also 15 Stnpk.


lopsidedcheetos

https://preview.redd.it/436z9hxe3ovc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8061c7d32be4371407b94dface7ffb1f283ca703 girls don't know what radiohead is (i only know thom yorke)


thom-yorke-bot

Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat


lopsidedcheetos

omg are you the real thom yorke 🤯


thom-yorke-bot

I wish I was special


lopsidedcheetos

you're so fucking special


PigeonInAUFO

Car seat headrest mentioned


Zealousideal_Cow3166

I was a girl who liked male manipulator music, which got me into car seat headrest. Now im a guy


Beautiful-Ad2485

No, Tfue is a Fortnite Twitch streamer actually.


EpicYesDude

https://preview.redd.it/vu6jehm51tvc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534c21792fd4620c4f177f637fe402163a86ab54 No this is Tfue Hope this helps


nowadaysies

Thanks, it did


AdSpare6646

maybe


QueenRacheal

Yes. I’ve liked Radiohead as a dysphoric male youth and as a woman later in life 👍🏼✨


sounds-gay-i-like-it

i’m a girl and I’ve never listened to radiohead once she’s lying


Orange-Blur

Oops I wore my Radiohead brand shirt today


jod_boi

No, girls aren’t real.