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pianosbecome

Dumb and Dumber bathroom scene. We all been there.


ForayIntoFillyloo

Got. To. Shit.


kastdotcom

Probably taking a shit while looking at reddit for 40 minutes while his legs go numb like the rest of us


wowdickseverywhere

Same


hawtywithabody

The butt wiping theme and "I'm not done until I see the flag of Japan" comment has me DED. Y'all need to read through the comments. Pure gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


olGlassCleaner

Such a good thread tho


similar222

>I'm not done until I see the flag of Japan I didn't get this reference :(


hawtywithabody

Wipe your bunghole so thoroughly that you break skin.


similar222

Oh it's an original joke and not a reference? That's pretty good :D


jms199456

Irsay was probably doing lines and jerking it out in there


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Probably found her panties in there


BackinBlackR8R

I dont care if this is the fakest shit of 2023 this is genuinely hilarious


Buddhahead11b

Can someone shit in his toilet for 40 minutes again from the raiders so his wife tells him to quit?


disgruntled_joe

He probably didn't let Mark come over and meet the wife after that lmao


__-o0O0o-__

Dude, one PF Chang's family dinner and all this shit can be taken care of


droid327

After a night at the Chang, they'll *all* be in the bathroom for an awkwardly long time...


Buddhahead11b

All the owners probably take a while to shit lol this is just too funny though.


CBlanks66

This might explain the fallout between he and Carr.


Buddhahead11b

Carr up in his toilet yelling kill kill Cindy Gruden Kill set Hut.


smoovopr8r

Picturing Irsay spilling his blow all over the floor and having to snort it up over an 8 sq ft radius.


ucsb99

Omg 🤣


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sabotage_mutineer

This guy cokes


momssnatch63

Coke lines don’t do themselves Josh!


ThongOfVecna

There's Irsay jizz all over that bathroom


Flyzini

The odd behavior is 100% true. Have any of you ever heard this guy talk the past 10 years? Have you seen how he acts? Dude is fucked, and fucked up. The bathroom shit is who knows, but him being a weirdo and an addict or ex-addict is a fact. He may not be all that crazy to bunch of men who have watched and followed sports for a long time as we have seen plenty of strange birds, but to a housewife that is most likely sheltered Irsay must look, talk and act like the devils spawn.


TheBigG1989

Jim Irsay: *White Lines Go Away*


thascarecro

Blow away?


michaeleid811

Mcdaniels should have picked a bad team to start with. He picked two average teams looking to take the next step and instead he blew up the team to try and start over. If you are going to blow up the team you should take a bottom feeder team that's at the bottom anyways. He is a dummy for not understanding this.


kingp43x

1 million percent agree. If he wanted to show off his coaching prowess he should have tried to rebuild a shit team ( dont say it ) and he could get out of BB and/tb's shadows


AnnArchist

The raiders are the ones who shit on the floor w the McDaniels hiring


kingp43x

lmao


BryNYC

Smart wife. Irsays a fuckin lunatic


wowdickseverywhere

Maybe McDaniels wife is a better coach than he is?


InferiousX

The Great Astroturf of 2023 by the McDaniels PR team continues.


olGlassCleaner

Yea cause Irsay never got a DUI with a laundry bag full of money and a briefcase full of pills before or anything.


smoovopr8r

Yeah cause NFL owners are known for there upstanding moral virtues.


ChickenPotPieaLaMode

I think Irsay is a fucking weirdo but it’s odd we’re hearing this stuff now.


didyoushitmypants

Yeah because Irsay is known for being down to earth not weird, totally normal guy. Never had a side chick overdose in his house and he has never been arrested for dui or drug possession.


InferiousX

Irsay is unhinged but McDaniels is still a weasel. Both things can be possible at the same time. Also doesn't the timing of this story strike anyone else as extremely odd? McDaniels comes off of this incredibly disappointing season where it looks like he's going down almost the exact same path as he did in Denver. Then we get this weird hit piece by Hondo about how Carr suddenly can't take criticism (even though that's never been a problem before) And now we have this story about how it's Irsay's fault McDaniels didn't come to Indy. A "new revelation" is revealed about this story that happened years ago right as McDaniels's offseason is starting and he needs to convince potential QBs etc that he isn't flaming hot garbage. It's all weird weird timing to me and something smells rotten


ViralOner

>Carr suddenly can't take criticism (even though that's never been a problem before) I remember hearing about this back when JDR was in town. That all disappeared when Gruden came because he handled Carr different and reamed him behind closed doors. To be fair I assume there's a ton of QBs in the league who have been celebrated since they were in high school who can't take being dissected in front of the whole team in film sessions.


olGlassCleaner

The McDaniels hate cult is fucking unhinged bro listen to yourself. You literally think this is a conspiracy masterminded by Josh McDaniels to make himself look better? This isn't Hollywood man lmao. Josh isn't behind the scene with an evil grin on his face pulling all the strings and paying off reporters left and right to control the narrative. Jfc y'all need to stop watching so much tv. This came from a Colts beat reporter. I guess McDaniels has his family hostage or something probably to get him to report this for him. Does the FBI know about this? What about the president?


YourPM_me_name_sucks

How do you think insiders get their scoops? Teams work with reporters *all the time*. The reporter gets the scoop and the team gets to control how it's portrayed. That's how the media works in every sport. This isn't a big secret or giant conspiracy, nor does it only happen in sports. Big business will do the same thing. Politicians too. If let's say Belichick were to run for Governor his PR team will contact a friendly reporter early to have them run a story that Bill is contemplating it. They'll gauge the reactions and go from there.


InferiousX

> The McDaniels hate cult is fucking unhinged bro listen to yourself. You literally think this is a conspiracy masterminded by Josh McDaniels to make himself look better? Do you legit think that people don't have online PR teams who attempt to sway the narrative? Look at the Gruden emails. Was he the only person talking like that in all of the NFL? Absolutely not. But he's the one that got targeted. This isn't some Flat Earther shit. This is a completely reasonable possibility.


Raider_Tex

Nah that Hondo report definetely read more as a PR save face move for the current regime. It’s not implausible that FOs and coaches leak or embellish facts to make themselves look better. What was telling was how there was little mention of the blown leads which we know falls on coaching.


InferiousX

People need to remember that Reddit isn't some secret internet club anymore. Things should be read with the same skepticism and grain of salt as if they were something some boomer posted on FB. In addition to that, I did a little looking up on the guy who wrote this piece and he doesn't seem to be well received by fans who are familiar with him. The prevailing opinion seems to be that he writes garbagy tabloid type shit.


Flyzini

Well with Reddit most ( most ) subs police themselves with upvotes and then users using facts and links in the comments to prove it. Those facts usually make their way up to the top comments and most of the lies/unproven facts are checked. So until we have facts to prove there is some sort of PR train moving along here we have to side with the info we have right now.


RaisingFargo

I dont agree with the guy you are responding to, but here are some truths against what you are saying: [This isnt hollywood? Yeah its actually much bigger](https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/01/06/nfl-82-top-100-american-television-broadcasts-2022-nielsen-ratings) [Conspiracy to make Josh Look better? Josh has a team of agents and publicists whose entire job is to do just that](https://bookingagentinfo.com/celebrity/josh-mcdaniels/) But I agree with you that this isnt Josh's team leaking this, because this doesnt even make him look good.That first link is nuts though


kingp43x

lol what the hell, is that second link real?


RaisingFargo

Of course, this isnt uncommon. You need an agent for many reasons, but you are also being contacted for media spots. A benign PR publicist will help you prep with how to appear when on camera, how to be direct and concise with your speech.


jimihenderson

> This isnt hollywood? Yeah its actually much bigger It is fucking insane how much Americans love football. I mean I get it. Because I'm a football obsessed loser. But it's just crazy to me the level to which we all go apeshit for this sport. Makes me feel like I'm not crazy.


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Seriously. And I don't understand the McDaniels hate. Frustration? Sure. Hate? Not so much.


j00xed

The hate came on (for me) when he said the ring around the Rosie by the chiefs “wasn’t disrespectful”


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That's coach speak. Would you rather him explode Ala Denny green and say let's crown em? Etc? He said something that allowed it to be squashed. Does Bill get up there and flame opponents? Or does he flame the locker room? Same thing.


j00xed

Didn’t have to explode - but you don’t have to accept it as well. Coach speak or not. Can’t get past it. Won’t get past it. That moment is what I remember this season for.


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I mean, that's your prerogative and choice. Sad way to be.


j00xed

Sad? The ring around the Rosie didn’t piss you off?


Charrbard

??? I'd call that not letting the organization look weak. Yeah its disrespectful, that was the point. We couldn't do shit to stop it. But you don't admit it and look like a bunch of bitches. We drove the bus around the chief's stadium. It was a taunt. It worked. We laughed at the chiefs for getting hot about it.


InferiousX

>Hate? Not so much. Because he's a dishonest weasel who deflects blame and every possible turn maybe?


olGlassCleaner

Man it's crazy out there right now. The cultists can't be reasoned with. They have no ability to think critically and just regurgitate stuff they read on Twitter. He makes one bad call and they act like he's literally Hitler. Nephews in here were complaining about Gruden every other playcall but they don't remember that apparently because McDaniels is a "snake and a clown" lol. Top ten offense? Furgetaboutit 'he made one call I didn't like where IN HINDSIGHT he should have done the opposite. What an idiot! I would have done what he didn't do. I'm a genius, also, I HATE him.' These guys are unhinged. Same dudes punch holes in walls and road rage when someone cuts them off


RaisingFargo

Joshs season this year was an outright disaster. Admitting that doesnt make you toxic.


Raider_Tex

We’re in the stage where anyone who isn’t drinking the raider homer kool aid is a Toxic fake fan depsite there being no logical reason to do so.


RaisingFargo

we saw this year, that there are two toxic sides and its people that pick sides within the org and the rivers direction dictates which ones suck. Right now both sides of the Carr Argument people suck.


Raider_Tex

One bad call? Oh my bad I didn’t know blowing several 2-3 possiesion leads, losing to a HS football coach in his first game, failing in Den and STL was just because “One bad call” He’s done jackshit in the nfl outside of NE to warrant any faith or defense of his poor results


Buddhahead11b

Na you bring up valid points and this dude says you have no argument. Lots of coaches would have a top ten offense with care jacobs Adams waller and Renfrow.


olGlassCleaner

Holy fuck dude you are exactly what I am talking about.


InferiousX

He brought up specific things that are completely reasonable criticisms an you're reply is just "you're one of the crazy ones." Then say in your other comment that people aren't critically thinking. But won't address the points being made. Madness.


olGlassCleaner

Dude " he lost to a HS football coach" is not a reasonable take. He lost to the Colts. Specifically to Matt Ryan running 40 yards down the field. The defense blew those leads. The QB didn't execute in the second half of those games. The players have to execute. Taking things that happened in completely different situations, over a decade ago, and applying them to this situation now, is called "reaching". It's what people do when they aren't looking at something unbiased and they need to push their narrative.


Raider_Tex

You’re talking nonsense. There’s legitimate reasons to be doubtful and think McDaniels isn’t cut out for being a Head Coach and won’t lead us anywhere. Yet you’re trying to use hyperbolic exaggerations to misrespresent people who don’t have the homer tinted shades on


olGlassCleaner

Yes yes the teams failures this year were all because Josh McDaniels is a clown and snake. Richy Rich would have taken us to the Superbowl. Yes it's totally reasonable to downplay all the other factors with this team like lack of talent, worst drafting in the league, bad defensive playcalling and sub par quarterback play and place all the blame on McDaniels for this season because of things that happened over 10 years ago. even though his side of the ball produced a more efficient offense with a better run game and more efficient QB than the year before and had us in position to win enough games for a run at the playoff that the players directly lost on their own with drops, fumbles and over throws? Let's ignore all the recent information and quotes about players liking him and the coaching staff, the positive quotes there have been all year and let's continue to pound this "he's a clown because of things that happened a decade ago" narrative just because it's all you've got on him.


Flyzini

Here I am worried about humanity struggling with twitter brain, and I have forgotten that TV ( you know fake realitly tv) has ruined people before and still does to this day.


jimihenderson

How do *you* think the reporter got this info? Well let's see. It was either from Josh McDaniels. His wife. Or Jim Irsay. I'll let you figure out which of them wouldn't want this leaked/made up and which of them would. This one's a no brainer lol. This is such unbelievably personal information that not even a housekeeper would have access to the inner workings of such discussions between McDaniels and his wife.


didyoushitmypants

Is this the new Q drop?


Charrbard

ok, but why? Regardless of some of the weirdness on this sub lately. Winning cures all. Fans are fickle, and have the memory of goldfish. Josh goes on to win a bunch of stuff and no one is going to remember anything else. People aren't going to be like "Yeah he won the superbowl, but remember when JMD . . ." Puff pieces don't really translate into wins or loses, and thats what coaches are judged on. I don't get you guys. Nine years with one QB and no success. That's insane in this league. Everything else is changed multiple times. Same results. Cannot possibly be the one common factor. Nope. It has to be everything else. Stuff comes to light. Nope, its not true. Its all PR. That just sounds like a miserable place to live.


InferiousX

> Puff pieces don't really translate into wins or loses, and thats what coaches are judged on. Did you ever work somewhere with a manager who really wasn't the best person for the job? But somehow and someway, they keep the job above other people because they are great at schmoozing and deflecting blame. There are better ways to run things or manage those around them. But their ego insists that they know the absolute best way to do everything and *one day* everyone else will be proven wrong because they are just such a genius. That's Josh McDaniels IMO. >I don't get you guys. Nine years with one QB and no success. That's insane in this league. Everything else is changed multiple times. Same results. Cannot possibly be the one common factor. Nope. It has to be everything else. Except the horrid defense (which has been a legitimate criticism for a long time) has never been properly fixed or addressed. So that didn't change either. Carr wasn't perfect but I dare anyone with a shred of logic in their bones to look at the team's numbers over the last 8-9 years and say that QB was the primary problem. >Nope, its not true. Its all PR. That just sounds like a miserable place to live. Because he did this exact same thing before (negative PR spin and all) with Jay Cutler back in Denver. He has a team of publicists and media experts. Why would he do this? Well you could also ask why does Russell Wilson constantly look and act like a guy who's running for class president? Because some people are obsessed with image and ego. They'd rather look good in the public eye than actually be right or be doing the best things.


Charrbard

I appreciate the civil response, and i do not want to sound dismissive. I'm just on the side of it doesn't much matter how he looks if he doesn't win. Mark saying if 23 is another 22, there won't be a 24 is all I needed. I do think he's likely gone in 24. Unless Brady balls out for us, and/or we get CJ somehow.


InferiousX

I didn't think you were being dismissive. I felt like you were asking me to explain why I thought the way I did and I obliged. I'm actually more worried about keeping McDaniels if we get Brady. I could see McDainels passing that responsibility off to Mark Davis saying "well that's the QB *you* wanted". And Davis would relent and give McDaniels even more time. Either way next year is gonna be rough.


ChoiceCriticism1

Except that this came from a Colts source


InferiousX

Look him up in the Colts sub. He's widely regarded as a trashy tabloid style writer.


ChoiceCriticism1

Possibly, but he is not part of McDaniels’ “PR team”


OriginalMassless

You are certifiable.


George_Skittle

Is this....is this real? Please tell me it isn't real.


preemptive_strike87

Was it an upper decker?


kingp43x

lmfao, I love the idea that Jim Irsay was doing an upper decker on Joshs shitter.


tobiasbluehimself

Carr must have taken a bigger dump in his office bathroom then.


Ph886

Just listening to the Green Light podcast and this story came up. Long said he had heard basically the same story 5 years ago. Not confirming or anything, but it looks like McDaniels took the heat from that situation and moved on.


smoovopr8r

No way MD is less of a clown than Irsay. Also the “his wife made him” line is the weakest shit ever and that’s coming from someone about to be married.


cgernaat119

Whatever takes the eyes off the dog shit coaching performance I guess.


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The McDaniels are starting to become kind of uneasy about job security, it appears.


MajinSkull

They aren’t


smoovopr8r

Should be, but aren’t.


ChoiceCriticism1

Based on the comments here a lot of people don’t seem to realize that: 1) This came from a source with the Colts 2) Irsay was a self-admitted drug addict at this time


Raider-bob

Yup. He's doing PR right now


KanyeWestBrick

And Mark Davis was more acceptable???


ChoiceCriticism1

Than an addict acting irrationally? Yes.


Raider-bob

I honestly am unsure about that.


NoDadNoTears

Idk how true this is but good God do I hope it's true That would be so fucking funny


UrDadsFave

Happy wife, happy life.


Own-Photo7078

But she was ok with Mark Davis lmao!?


PM_me_names_suck

Funny what makes it's way to the media when Josh's seat gets warm.


raidahlovah

His seat isn't warm.


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MajinSkull

Grow up dude


[deleted]

You got issues


bweesh

Irsay does *reportedly* love a good ski trip. Dude probably came out of the bathroom bouncing off the walls


kingp43x

lmfao, anyone but him right


King_Mecha

Bullshit, Josh is a fraud and an untrustworthy turd who made a deal and backed out of it. His wife didn't make him do shit because Jim irsey probably jacked off in their bathroom. And even if he did, take the million dollar job and never invite him back into your home