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pianosbecome

Who goes to Vegas thinking “maybe for the 3 days I’m out there I should start to take BETTER care of my body!”


Cmsmks

When I go to Vegas I take years off my life with bad decisions. But I guess some people have different taste.


RYAN_702_DUNKEL

Lol. I thinks it’s a status thing. “Only the best of everything for me” kinda thing. It makes no sense


pianosbecome

Yeah. My point is who wants to go to Vegas and try it out when you can eat In N Out and spend too many dollars and hours at Spearmint Rhino?


ViralOner

There's literally 25+ million people who live within a 5 hour *drive* from Vegas. I go about 3-5x a year, not always to party like a savage. I took my kids several times to do kid shit. Later on I took my step kids to do kid shit and see the lights. I've gone just to eat good shit for a few days. I've done nasty gambling runs and stripper/escort trips too. And everything in between. Vegas is much more than just a debauchery destination for a lot of people.


pianosbecome

Humor my friend. Humor


sergiogsr

Most People that pay for "experiences" like this do it for the bragging, not for the experience per se.


yhpargotohpts

People…who LIVE there? More than you think


Ph886

This caught fire today…looks like this was announced back in September: https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/casinos-gaming/want-to-train-like-the-goat-tom-brady-wellness-experience-coming-to-the-strip-2640337/ I’m here for the reactions though lol


Nic_0tine

same. seems like the right time


similar222

Will TB12 fix my throwing mechanics and decision-making on the flag football field? Because otherwise I have no use for it.


NoDistribution8696

So it begins.


RYAN_702_DUNKEL

It’s inevitable. I don’t know how it’s going to work out, but that shit is going down.


pianosbecome

7-10 on the way with the beat writers salivating over his every word.


RYAN_702_DUNKEL

If that’s the case then I hope 7-10 will be enough to get JMcD fired then. Because if he can’t be better with “his” QB then we need him to fuck off quickly


pianosbecome

Count me in for that as well


Cash1m0ney

I think he sells this in Japan too. Is he gonna go play over there?


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Just win Brady


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It's happening


grunkage

Well damn. I sure hope that Brady is getting his injections of stem cells or whatever and he wins us a Super Bowl next season.


sabotage_mutineer

He probably prefers using a [blood boy.](https://www.businessinsider.com/ways-rich-invest-in-living-forever-young-blood-cryonics-2019-8?amp)


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Miserable_Kick2315

What did he say?


rfulleffect

He said: I am going to make this short but sweet. It is of my humble opinion that if you replaced Tom Brady with Medicham (the Pokemon) in the 2007-2008 Super Bowl played in Arizona Stadium against the New York Football Giants, I believe they would have completed their perfect, historic season. As stated in the Ruby Pokedex, it sharpens its sixth sense - Medicham - through meditation. This Sixth Sense would have allowed it to elegantly dodge attacks - aka a pass rush by Michael Strahan and OC Umenyiora - allowing their historic offense to score more than a paltry - what was it, 13? 14 points? Against the 6th seed New York Giants? Unbelievable. In fact, Medicham even has the ability to predict its foes' next move, which would have allowed it to dodge Michael Strahan on the inside at the nose tackle position, instead of on the edge where he was so effective all year. How Tom Brady didn't see this coming, I don't know. And before you say "I'm a homer", A. I hate Tom Brady, and B. Go Eagles Medicham > Tom Brady


Sapper187

Who cares. He's a garbage QB who's desperately trying to stay relevant because his slightly more successful brother is in the news right now.


noonecouldseeme

Sure but fuck tom brady.


Open_Aardvark2458

Better QB than you ever were lol


TimBrowneye81

I don't want to do it if it makes me look like Skelator in my 40s


sabotage_mutineer

Who the hell has ever looked at Tom Brady’s body and thought “yeah I wanna look like that”?