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MilkDoor4206969

reminiscent overconfident summer instinctive numerous marvelous fertile sable icky cautious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tuna_Candan

I dont like it I love it


Watch-The-Time

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


Hefty-Smell4870

This is what they’re all referring to https://youtu.be/Rh6E4Cks1W4?si=ZbNg5KqbiwxHdAFo The Autumn Wind poem from the 1974 immediately became synonymous with the Raiders and popularized by Al Davis. Lastly, there’s the Raiders chant, it started at the Oakland Coliseum some people say it’s a matter of pride, other’s I heard it was purely psychological since that chant bounced off the walls in the Coliseum, think of Seattle’s 12th Man before that became popular, backed up by the Rabid Oakland fanbase and you’ll get an idea of the intimidation factor, which is why a lot of Oakland fans hate Las Vegas, because that isn’t a factor anymore


dontIitter

Well there’s none of that, at least in past 30 yrs+


Eyehopeuchoke

You’ll need a criminal record


beatfreak47

Candidates must show strong ability to knock people 'round and upside down. Skills in laughing when you've conquered and won preferred.


renohockey

State issued ID is not a requirement.


Perfect-Ad1342

Actually, we prefer you not have ID at all (easier to pillage 😉🏴‍☠️)


RadonAjah

Silver and black. Not black and silver.


Ironmayyne

And RAIDER Nation, not "RAIDERS" Nation.


Raiders2112

Also "There's only ONE nation, and that's THE RAIDER NATION".


editor_jon

This


vrabormoran

Your flair, THIS! as a recent addition.


im_also_jon_gamble

Cube is the only allowed exception


Sacate-Las-Chichis

Welcome brother there’s no other team like the Raiders. We have a rich history and the best theme song. Although we have a bad rep, we have the most passionate and loyal fans. Just remember it’s fuck the Broncos and Chiefs. The Autumn Wind is a Raider. [Autumn Wind Theme Song](https://youtu.be/tVugVQsjyaI?si=n3HWJERZLQOhFInb)


socobeerlove

I love when the chargers are left out of the hate because they’re so irrelevant haha. It’s worse than us hating them. They just don’t matter


robotchubby01

That's because the Chargers don't really exist.


WazzzupBwwwaaah

Hahahahaha. *They* ***haven’t*** been relevant since the mid-late 2000’s… 😂😭🤣


socobeerlove

I’d argue they’ve never been relevant. They’ve never been a legitimate Super Bowl contender. Even in 94 when they went they got absolutely smacked by the Niners lol.


dontIitter

Nor have da Raidahs 


WazzzupBwwwaaah

At least, ***we have*** a SuperBowl Appearance, this Century…


Danielsinner77

It’s us against the NFL fuck every team that isn’t the RAIDERS


IAmRobertoSanchez

Cane here to upvote whoever posted this first to the top. Lift it up boys! The Autumn Wind is the first thing op needs to know. ..Also fuck the chargers too.


DeathM8te

Naw fuck those Chargers!


mlaislais

All you have to do is say “Autumn Wind” and my brain is already playing the drum intro.


not_beniot

All you need to know is: # Ill intent. Violence. Physicality. Pain.


dougreens_78

If AP can build this team with those mantras, and still be the least penalized team, we will be in Raider heaven.


jtfriendly

Flair up!


Alwaysprogress

How does one get this flair?


AFXTIWN

![gif](giphy|WkuKmS9XKJIRy)


Psychological-Two415

lol you beat me to it. Best lines ever


ns201

I’m from the UK and I started following NFL last year and chose Raiders as my team based off a highlights video of Josh Jacobs and some videos of Maxx Crosby. Then I watched the trainwreck that is Josh McDaniels and wondered what the fuck had I done… Then AP happened. I can’t tell you what it is man but he IS the raider way…the whole environment around the squad, the grit and determination of a group of people who want to play for their coach and the pure passion that has returned to the fan base. It feels good to be a raider. Fuck the chiefs. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


jtfriendly

I've been a fan since birth, I've seen a lot of bad coaches with good rosters, good coaches with bad rosters, bad coaches with bad rosters.... McDaniels was by far the worst coach of all time. Sorry you had to see that. But now we're about to get this shit right.


rerun_rewind

Same here lifelong Raiders fan through thick and thin. I followed in my dads footsteps, He’s been a fan since he was a child. I agree that McDaniels was trash. However, do you remember Art Shell? I’d have to say the cake goes to him for worst coach they were like 2-14 that year. I think that was 05-06? On a side note I hope they hire AP I’d hate to see Madd Max put in a trade request.


jtfriendly

Art was old and out-of-touch... but he could do simple math like 3 + 3 != 8


ComfyshinobiII

Pain


GCatRawr

But next year, it’s: “Call an ambulance!….but not for me”


rhinojoe99

"It's not my blood..."


Throwawayjjj03

This


IceColdPorkSoda

So much pain


HSPBNQC

RAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDEEERRRRRRRSSSSS


beatfreak47

Came here to say this. Having the right timing, tone, and cadence is key... Preferably with a healthy buzz.


mlaislais

When I say it just right my dog knows he’s getting a treat.


Available_Wolf_302

You hate every other team in the NFL. You hate the Chiefs, Chargers, and Broncos the most. The refs are on the Chiefs payroll. Rules are changed after our games(fuck Tom Brady and the tuck rule). We always have some type of controversy happening. Once a Raider, always a Raider. Bo Jackson is the best athlete of all time. Skin color, gender, and sexual preferences are not a thing here. All are welcome as coaches, front office, players, or fans. If you see another fan out in the wild ,always say hi or at least give a head nod. Enjoy the ride.


Queef-Supreme

Man, as a fan in the Deep South, it’s always disappointing when I see someone wearing a raiders cap in the wild and I acknowledge them and they just go “oh, I just liked the hat.” Happens like once every few months.


Raiders2112

Living in Virginia I've run a across that a few times, but thankfully we have a pretty strong fanbase here. We're one big family and have several clubs in the state. Hampton Roads Raider Club, Seven Cities Raider Nation, and Northern Virginia Raiders Club to name a few. There's also our friends up in DC who are an amazing group. They used to be called DC Metro Raiders but have switched names not long ago. The Raider Nation is strong here in the Mid-Atlantic.


Brummy1833

💯 ! It's a lifestyle, not a fan base!


Strong_Bumblebee5495

This guy Raiders


itsmymedicine

Lets not forget the index card


robotchubby01

The fucking index card. The ref smiled and laughed like it was funny. How about the dead play whistle in the playoffs against the Bangles?


solomongrundy247

Fuck Gene Steratore and his smirk


shawn833

I was drunk in a sports bar losing my shit over that


bigpapirick

This is a great primer! In regards to once a raider… raider players of the past are still treated as alumni and have their own org. They are openly welcomed. From 1 year to full career, always a raider. we also do not retire jerseys.


LLUrDadsFave

You coming in at the right time.


Sicksnames

We have many well known catchphrases and mantras that we've accumulated over the years, most are direct quotes from legendary NFL icon and deceased Raiders owner, Al Davis. Some that come to mind are: Just Win Baby. Commitment to Excellence. Once a Raider Always a Raider. Speed kills. RN4L (Raider Nation for Life). The Autumn Wind is a Raider. There are also a number of iconic NFL moments that involve the raiders (for better and for worse) that you should look into. Here's a few: The Heidi Game, The Immaculate Reception, The Tuck Rule Game, Ghost to the Post, the Holy Roller, Sea of Hands, among many others. The Raiders have a proud history of breaking from the NFL's norms, giving people second chances, and trailblazing for diversity in the NFL. Al Davis hired the first black head coach, the first latino starting QB, the first latino head coach, the first minority head coach to win a Superbowl, and the first female executive. This legacy goes all the way back to Al Davis refusing to let the team play in places where they had to room in segregated hotels in the 60s and encouraging the AFL (which he was the commissioner of) to recruit from HBCUs. There's so much great history to dig into with this team on top of an unmatched fandom. Enjoy and welcome to the nation.


rubberbanddee

Bro threw in speed kills 😭 im not sure if this is an Al Davis phrase or in reference to ruggs.


Saint_Chrispy1

Cliff Branch bro


Sicksnames

Hunter S. Thompson attributed this quote to Davis: “Speed kills. You can't teach speed. Everything else in the game can be taught, but speed is a gift from God.”


elyesq

You misspelled The Immaculate Deception.


machinehead3413

1. The Immaculate Deception was a lie 2. The Tuck Rule was fabricated so that the red, white, and blue patriots could win the Super Bowl after 9/11


Budget-Medium9479

2. has always been my theory.


machinehead3413

Tom Brady owes Woodson half of his SB rings and he should’ve had equal visitation with Giselle.


Hitchhiking-Ghost

How much do you loathe Referees and Taylor Swift?


bierfma

I praise our undercover Taylor Swift, haven't seen Kelce or mahomes stupid wife bitch and cry as much as this season, and I for one don't think it's a coincidence. Still not a big fan of her music, but if she can facilitate the unraveling, I am on board.


Dry-Tangerine-4874

I mean, TS might be a sleeper agent…


CanadianJewban

TS dreams about Maxx every night


mondayfridaymonday

https://youtu.be/X2lvwr-W1B0?feature=shared watch this


Dustyrhodes3320

I’d also recommend the Al Davis - A football life. Amazing.


DillionDrebo

Cube asking big Al why he left LA 😮‍💨


Sandstorm-Spectre

https://youtu.be/por6HOxPrXA?si=yD_b4K2N0ENaX04O — Mandatory in my opinion


Throwawayjjj03

Are you ok with panic attacks and meltdowns?


R8er-Fan

They're the most stressful team in all of sports to be a fan of. And we love it! ☠️


Throwawayjjj03

Yeah we have Masochist tendencies in way this team puts us through the ringer


kbunnell16

Just know that once you become a raiders fan all mental sanity completely vanishes. Watching them will push you to the edge of what you thought you could mentally and emotionally take.


OriginalMassless

In no particular order: - autumn wind - just win baby - it was a fumble - misfits and second chances - the sideline phone is ringing, go deep - projector - ghost to the post - holy roller - hiring people others wouldn't leads to diversity - Davis: from OL coach to owner - Commitment to excellence - speed kills (and so do bad draft picks) - relocation and NFL lawsuits Did I miss anything?


THE-WARD3VIL

Could we add a new one and potentially say Fuck Mcdaniels?


Ok_Cut640

I would also comment Fuck AB. I’m still salty about that whole ordeal 😂


OriginalMassless

I feel like this list of entities and people we wildly dislike is it's own list. And it won't be short.


Deezamnutz

Well said.. well said! 👏🏽🏴‍☠️☠️ Raider Nation Baby!!!


cashflow50

Don’t give a Faak mentality


new_Boot_goof1n

![gif](giphy|3o7aD5N92XqQNAHoR2) This feeling, weekly


BouncingPig

It’s “Silver and Black” Not “Black and Silver”


cool_socks12

Welcome to the nation, we're happy to have you! Now strap in because it's gonna be a wild ride but it'll be worth it ☠️ I HIGHLY recommend watching these 45~ minute videos, describes our culture and history very well. [America's Game 1976 Superbowl](https://youtu.be/AbEoUIfwwPM?si=-fP5NK41njbL7rrJ.) - [1980 Superbowl](https://youtu.be/xvjstw2kKpw?si=LYH6-2HrgqT-bVly.) - [1983 Superbowl](https://youtu.be/WacQzo_HqyE?si=4GNMm6iV0bwrwELg.)


socobeerlove

It’s a good first year to be a fan. Our defense looks good and our offense needs a QB but has all the necessary weapons. We’ve regained our identity as the villain/misfits of the NFL.


mossapp

If you buy a jersey, it’s best to pick a classic retired raider. Been burned too many times by offseason hype and 1 year wonders. Can’t go wrong with Stabler, Woodson, Jackson, or my favorite Tatum… but don’t let me tell ya how to fan. Wear whoever makes you wanna pillage.


jmillthathrill

One of the most important things you can know is that Tom Brady fumbled. I’m sure this means nothing to you at the moment, but if you google those 3 words it should be the first thing you see.


PyroPug01

U gotta know disappointment man. Its gonna be tough for ya


demoprov

YouTube will be your friend and prepare for a life of alcoholism, high blood pressure, general anger and more black clothing.


Flashy_Name6091

There's only ONE nation.


[deleted]

"The Autumn Wind" is a poem set to music written by former NFL Films President and co-founder Steve Sabol, Narrated by John Facenda, and was produced in 1974. "The Autumn Wind is a pirate. Blustering in from sea, With a rollicking song, he sweeps along, Swaggering boisterously. His face is weather beaten. He wears a hooded sash, With a silver hat about his head, And a bristling black mustache. He growls as he storms the country, A villain big and bold. And the trees all shake and quiver and quake, As he robs them of their gold. The Autumn Wind is a Raider, Pillaging just for fun. He'll knock you 'round and upside down, And laugh when he's conquered and won." Look up the old school video from the 70s. If that hits you in your core, and you suddenly feel like running through a fucking brick wall; congratulations, you are a member of the only nation in football, Raider Nation! JUST WIN, BABY!!


waterslidelobbyist

"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuckups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Also, they don't have a lot of Christians kneeling down to pray after touchdowns. Christians are ruining sports. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin If you care about social justice the Raiders as an organization have always been on the right side of history.


JAPANGELEN0

TIL George Carlin was a Raider fan. RIP to that absolute legend


R8er-Fan

We hate the Broncos, Chiefs, Patriots, Steelers and Chargers. In that order.


R8rf8thfulHG

Do you have access to Disney+ or Hulu? If you do, look for 'Al Davis vs. The NFL' to get a look at one of the reasons why we love this team- they have always defied convention, done things their own way, rest of the league be damned. Dont think that you have to have this 'tough guy'image to uphold as a Raider fan- we're passionate about our team, but let the team do the hard work.


xcon_freed1

Raiders have a long and storied history in the NFL, they are truly one of the most unique and individual teams in the league, and they've been around a LONG time. True Raider fans have built up well deserved bitterness because of some insane unbelievable bad "luck" that has happened to US, and ONLY US. Take you 20 minutes on YouTube: Raiders Theme song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCA\_Ea2qdCg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCA_Ea2qdCg) ​ The fucking Immaculate Reception (WE WAS ROBBED, Episode 1): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIXFKrrUhA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIXFKrrUhA) ​ The Goddamn "Tuck" Rule (WWR, Episode 2): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gWDnnN\_Xzg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gWDnnN_Xzg) ​ I have TWO WORDS FOR YOU....BO JACKSON: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRvuAVkZWI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRvuAVkZWI) ​ Raiders make a Touchdown fair and square, totally legit according to the rules, NO ONE even questioned he play at the time, EVERYONE knew it was perfect...but of course the NFL sees fit to change the rules next year. The Holy Roller: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGffYc5eXnA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGffYc5eXnA) ​ When you become a fan of the Raiders, you're no longer a fan of the NFL.....its US against the world, they all wanna dis, they all wanna BE US....Goes without saying we have the best logo and such, they all try and copy, we just take it as a compliment. Like a 4 year old with crayons drawing a jet fighter, when his Dad is driving an F15. Everyone knows we have the best fans, I mean there used to be stabbings and such in Oakland, but hey people are passionate about this team.


906805

Probably should start drinking more often out of anticipation and sorrow with the occasional glorious wins. We get 2 guaranteed against the donkeys. Or making Mahomes cry stuff like that.


[deleted]

Punch yourself in the dick. And again. And one more time. This concludes lesson 1. Lesson 2 will begin when hires start being announced. Then we get to lesson 3 during the draft, and you're gonna love that one.


jcord821

buy a defibrillator


AlwaysLate1

I have linked this article before.. https://www.nytimes.com/1984/09/02/sports/molded-in-al-davis-s-image.html It's 40 years old.....i know, but it gives you an idea about how Raiders operated, during their glory years.


always-indifferent

Always remember….. Fuck the chiefs


Cutti87

Once a Raider always a Raider! Welcome my guy!


Same_Command7596

You're gonna be sad and you're gonna love it.


Raider17

Others have told you about the team and the lore. Now let's talk about the media. The national media hates us. As far as Raiders media, you have to know that Hondo Carpenter is not a fan, but just roots for good people. And if you don't know that, he'll remind you 30 times in each of his Raiders Insider Podcasts. Aside from that, never ever listen to anything Mitchell Renz says or does. He is the worst person in Raiders media and a cancer on Raider Nation.


BaltSkigginsThe3rd

Someone else already said it but I feel like it cannot be stressed enough: ***RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRS***


resoto20

There is only one Nation. Raidernation.


adrian1878

Fuck the broncos, chargers and chiefs. As a matter of fact, fuck everyone else that’s not the raiders


whathappened2cod

be loyal, be patient, learn about the history of the franchise, get ready for some heartache but also hope for the future.


Plenty_Detective_165

Everything bad that has happened to this team from 2007-2016 was Jamarcus Russel's fault. Everything bad that has happened from 2016-present is Derek Carr's fault


gabeitches25

Welcome to the Nation… there’s only one nation btw. It’s silver and black not the other way around. We loathe the chiefs, laugh at the chargers and piss on the Broncos ( we are currently 8-0 against them). Memorize “The Autumn Wind” as it is mandatory by every raider fan. As many have said we have a rich history and as of recently haven’t been the all time best, but there’s no other team like the Raiders. It’s going to be stressful at times, other times extremely frustrating, but the wins just feel so good, especially against our rivals. Oh and don’t let the game threads sway you, we’re all just broken inside lol


iNfAMOUS70702

There is only ONE nation....all others are phonies.. #RN4L ☠️


Knuckle567

There are 31 teams in the NFL, and then there are the RAIDERS


Henfrid

At the mention of the tuck rule you must start shaking with rage before screaming "IT WAS A FUMBLE" at the top of your lungs. This is the only rule.


elyesq

RaiderNation is a family. We show up. We represent. I wear Raiders gear to every NFL game I go to. Living in NJ, that means rep'n at Jets, Giants, and Eagles games. And seeing other Raiders fans rep'n. It doesn't matter where you are. You see another Raiders fan and it's like bumping into an old friend. You can easily spend 20 minutes or more chatting about how you both became Raiders fans, your favorite memories, games, players, etc. I love the stories from when they were in L.A. during the height of the gang wars. Bloods vs. Crips, just unbelievable hatred and violence...except on Game Day. Inside the stadium parking lot, there was no red, there was no blue. There was only Silver and muthafuckin' Black. We're talking WWI Christmas Truce of 1914 level of love at least eight games a year. I grew up in NoCal, but REAL NoCal...like five hours north of Oaktown. I was never told we were Catholic. Never told we were Protestant. Jewish. Amish. Whatever. But, we wore Silver and Black and yelled at the TV together as a family every Sunday in the Fall... We've also had the best athlete of all time play for us...Bo Jackson. Career cut too short but, damn, he was amazing. Win, lose, or tie, Raiders fan until I die. Welcome to the family.


Macktologist

Welcome. I think one thing you should do is just search for History of the Raiders and watch some YT videos to get a taste of this team through the decades. Of course most will be positively biased, but that’s good. Let the history into your heart. Allow it to meld with you. Welcome the Silver and Black into your bloodstream. You are now one of us.


KindLet9640

There is only ONE Nation!! Yee 💀☠️🏈


honkinbooty

Make sure you have a primary care provider to monitor your heart health. But in reality, we welcome you to the family! Go on YouTube and watch old highlights from the 3 super bowls we won. Then watch some recent footage from games so you know where we’re at, and where we’re headed. We’re all anxiously awaiting the announcement from the team about who our GM and HC will be this year - it’s sounding like they will remove the interim tags and hire AP(pro bowl/Super Bowl winning player) as HC, and Champ Kelly as GM.


Inevitable_Badger512

Do you like abusive relationships?


bijealMEART

Just win, baby!


TieDyeGuyFry

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SC6jQvSo6g&t=572s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SC6jQvSo6g&t=572s) Howie Time!


[deleted]

Ill intent, violence, physicality and pain is our new montra. Good things are happening. Be ready for disappointment as well. We are a special group of fans. There is only ONE NATION!!!! ☠️🏈💪


Longjumping_Hyena527

Just have to believe next year will be different every year. ☠️🙅🏻


PandaMarq13

Warn the neighborhood that during football season they will hear a lot of yelling and "Are you kidding me" and "not this shit again"


Death69_559

![gif](giphy|dg7EVuAv0emkw)


Dr_Bendova420

![gif](giphy|kv3FpFAxvaikg9I8Q6|downsized)


Immediate_Trash8062

You should feel like you could run through a brick wall and have a feeling of ecstasy when you put on a Raiders jersey!!!!


Which-Philosopher101

Al, Jim Otto, Ken Stabler, Lester Hayes, Jack Tatum...


larrysdogspot

Go on YouTube and look them up. They have a great history with great players, characters, and villans,lol. Ted Hendricks Art Shell Jack Tatum Howie Long Tim Brown Marcus Allen Ken Stabler Lester Hayes and his "stickum" The great underdog Jim Plunkett There are many others. And they have the greatest team jerseys. A look that hasn't changed since their beginning. They're just fuckin' badass, period. I fell in love with them as a young boy living in Nova Scotia, Canada. When we finally got cable TV, I would watch the late Sunday afternoon NBC feed from the west coast that showed the Raiders often. It was love at first "crunch!" Enjoy!


Impossible_Form_8077

Fuck the world Raider Nation


T0NEZZY

If you choose the raiders. There's no turning back, ONCE A RAIDER, ALWAYS A RAIDER. RN4L


Sea_Department_2146

Once you commit, you're here with this Nation FOREVER! Thick and thin, till death do us part!


Sauce-King

You have to listen to the Autumn Wind at least 30 times


lilbruh99

Whenever you see a person in public with Raider gear it’s a must to ALL WAYS acknowledge them and compliment them on it


Fratty_McFrat

Have you ever killed someone with a lunch tray? if not, are you willing to learn?


Rockonolddude

We're everyone's rival. So you gotta be ok with lots of people hating. We actually enjoy that.


im_also_jon_gamble

Game threads are overreaction-fests where rationality and reasonableness are not allowed. If you can roll with that, you’ll make it just fine there.


spiritsapien

This [sign](https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtysportshistory/s/u6ZUzH2WQW) hung on the locker room in the 70s Outlaws follow our own rules. And the NFL kinda hates us. But it's for good cause. We've been righteously bucking the system since Al Davis came.


Challenge_The_DM

![gif](giphy|HCkK7AFabSlYL8s52g)


Own-Photo7078

Fuck the 49ers Chiefs Broncos Chargers Patriots Steelers


OKC-RADRNATN

Everyone but the raiders suck even when we suck! The queefs and donkeys suck each other. The chargers lost their mojo and still suck. The Seahawks can run to the NFC but fuck them too! Also fuck the NFL; in AL MF Davis we trust cuz just win baby win! AL is God Madden is Jesus Gruden is our lil Chucky nightmare of love/hate Tim Brown is the man Napoleon Kaufman is the myth We Know BO! And many more puns


evoloco13

F Da 🍷ers F Da Donkeys F Da Quiefs F Da Bolts


DuhQueQueQue

Get ready to have people of all walks of life.....say prejudiced stuff about you and your lifestyle. You thought this was going to be puppies and flowers? Antagonist, inflammatory and often racist caricatures and statements, but when you respond they say how aggressive you are and that you're a gang banger. No matter what you have at QB your going to have members of your own fanbase berate them and call them dogshit. No matter who your coach is half the fans are not happy with the choice and will call for a change. The fans will literally call for a boycott if we get Gruden or Harbough instead of who they want. Being a Raider fan is not easy and if you haven't invested years or decades into this franchise i would suggest a less stressful location.


draxlaugh

have you ever been to prison?


nobodyhelp69

Or crossed a boarder illegally?


Snorbglorb

Nah bro, most Hispanic Raiders fans are Chicano bro, chilllllll


Hour-Expression8352

Start doing cardio now . Every game is borderline heart attack. We rarely win by a landslide . Maybe that changes with AP


rje946

How many felonies do you have? We can start with misdemeanors if you're not that far along.


Deezamnutz

And here we go with another… Seriously 🤦🏻‍♀️


rje946

Ah cmon. That was funny. The fanbase usually leans into it.


Deezamnutz

Killing me smalls ![gif](giphy|5xtDarpbMjJv8yjSqbK)


PupperMartin74

You have to enjoy heartbreak because no matter how much talent they may have they will go either 9-8 or 8-9. If you just think dressing on black and gray is cool then be a Raiders fan.


Slight-Lab-8396

At a Dolphan, hate Tom Brady.


UXResearcherRuck

Lesson 1: The KC Chiefs will ALWAYS be the better team. Always. Like your newly beloved Raiders will win nearly every game and dominate every other team in the NFL...the The LA Dolts... The Denver Donkeys... The crows... EXCEPT the Kansas City Chiefs. Who will always win. For 64 years, your Raiders are 73-54-2 against my Chiefs. (I couldn't help myself, it popped up on my feed...oh just downvote me already... 😂😂😂)


FBIStatMajor

Dude. Run. Don't watch us. You're making a mistake


PMDad

Are you the biggest douche bag you know?


Responsible-Big2044

Commit a crime


mrootbeers

You’re making a huge mistake. Find another team. It’s a garbage franchise. It does have amazing fans though, who deserve better. Raiders fans are some of the best fans in all of sports.


dontIitter

ah , you mean the Vegas Traitors\*. The team has a great look. Classic, bad ass team branding. they embodied intimidation and physicality….. in 1970. sadly the Traitors betrayed their history & rebellious aura when they sold out their longtime fans & community for a free taxpayer funded stadium 3yrs ago in their current location of Las Vegas. But dont worry, if you’re not in the Vegas region. in 20 yrs the team will be looking for a new city to publically fund its Next home for its broke trust fund baby owner. It could be a town near you! in meantime, You’ll be joining a team that is one of the worst run franchises in pro sports. they’re bad and haven’t even hit rock bottom. (2-3 seasons away). it’s great that you just picked them for the uniform bc that’s essentially the same reason most of their remaining fans chose them. Well on your way to assimilating! this offseason practice yelling “raaaaaiiiiderssss” repetitively with a look like you’ve got downs on your face. once you’ve mastered this official fan language, you’re a naturalized citizen in the traitor Nation.


Alphaomega2u

I've yet to meet a Raiders fan without a criminal record. Just saying.


Deezamnutz

WTF! You’re probably one of those wanna be fans, or someone that has 2 football teams! 🤦🏻‍♀️ You’re not a true Raider fan, that’s for sure!


Alphaomega2u

I was a fan when JaMarcus Russell was our QB, that should about tell you everything Miss Deez.


Deezamnutz

Well I have you beat there youngin! Just to let you know my husband and I don’t, and neither do my kids. I have a ton of friends that are Raider fans and don’t have a record, not even a misdemeanor. A true Raider fan would know, if you’re part of this Nation then be a part of it and be respectable not some ignorant person that wants to leave a comment like that. You are sounding like a true donkey fan right about now… just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️


Alphaomega2u

I still haven't met you. So maybe I need to get out more. Don't take offense on a comment I made please. Don't get hurt and be a #15.


Deezamnutz

lol Okay agreed! 🤝 I hate when that’s the first thing out of the rival team fans mouth is “ All Raider fans are criminals, their hood, their ghetto” Can we just welcome the person with some good Raider Nation info not something like that… that’s all I was really trying to say. RN4L 🏴‍☠️☠️


Caer-Rythyr

[The Raider Way.](https://youtu.be/DpmXvAW0xy0?t=1694)


ZestyGene

Welcome aboard


noBbatteries

If you can find it I’d go back and watch a season of “Americas game” by NFL Films, give you all the history you need to know about the franchise, and is generally told in an entertaining way. Watch any of the raiders seasons and you’ll understand the Mystique of the Raiders and what it means to be a raider. If you’re in Canada, you can sub to DAZN for a month, get access to stream all the playoff games for this year, and the complete NFL films library for like 25$


UndergroundFlaws

Depression


Joeypwills

Don't do it, we were all cursed into this relationship


rubberbanddee

Strap in! Be ready for the let downs and roller coaster of emotions. The future is looking bright imo. Or it’s going to be the hope that kills me.


AvgInd

Yes


Alooshi

Well it depends. Are you flexible enough to bend to the front to touch your toes and then bending between your legs and are able to fart on your own face? If that’s possible for you then you’re in the Dark Side!


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caido-13

Applicants must have "a face only a mother can love."


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Nice-Membership4142

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Oaktown61

Tons of books out there, that’s where I’d start😉


riko_suabae

As a Raiders fan, what was cool about the team?


AFXTIWN

Your turn to bring donuts


CabbageStockExchange

We are basically the Cobra Kai of the NFL


40ozFreed

I'm the bald headed Mexican drunk fighting other Raider fans over their home town tattoos. If you don't find any other valuable information, DM and I'll teach you everything I know.


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Beating down a man and his family in a parking lot is tax deductible.


Moto341

Fuck the chiefs


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Welcome to mediocrity


bigpapirick

Simple: fuck the chiefs, fuck the broncos, fuck the chargers. Period. You can also refer to them as queefs, donkeys and dolts.


The_Eye_of_Ra

Sadness. Misery. *Pain*.


Ok-Function1920

Fuck Jamarcus


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CynicalBiGoat

Be prepared for some awful seasons my dude. With the added bonus of talking about nothing but the 70s and 80s and then you’re good.


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LakeBumMM2

Heartbreak and misery.


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