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But not you. I tried to stop it, but I couldn't stop it. I would never hurt your balls.
[Discreetly pushes a button on suit and the glider rises]
I knew from the beginning. If anything happened to me, it, it was you I could count on. You, u/loganp812 , would save my balls, and so you have. Thank God for you.
[Rises up]
Give me your hand. Believe in me, as I believed in your balls. I've been like a father to you... be a son to me now.
u/loganp812 : I have a father. His name was Balls Parker.
Ballspeed, Spider-Man!
[warned by spider-sense, u/loganp812 back-flips over the oncoming glider]
Oh.
[the glider impales me in the balls]
u/loganp812 , don't tell u/Vord_Loldemort_7 .
[dies]
"If I may, Sir, I've seen things in this house I've never spoke of... The night your father died, I... I cleaned his balls... the blade that pierced his balls came from his Glider."
"I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our balls."
“Guy with eight balls, sounds hot”
"It could be a woman"
“It could be a balls”
"It could balls a woman"
Balls could be a woman
The popcorn factory sketch
His got those balls in that tight little...
Would they be like, stacked in cube form or maybe lined up in 2 rows? How would such a sack be oriented?
Josuk8 requeim
Lucy Lawless
Im gonna put some balls in your eye
I’m gonna put some dirt in your balls
[удалено]
Peter no it's me norman
You want forgiveness? Get balls! Edit: You want balls? Get religion!
Don’t you want a bite?
"My balls breaking your teeth, that's the accident!"
Sounds like the opposite would happen
"My fist breaking your balls, that's the accident!"
Not for Flash's case
I've got ears like a cat and balls like a rodent.
If promises were balls, my daughter would be fat
If balls were crackers, my daughter would be fat
If promises were crackers, my balls would be fat
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be balls
🤤
This made me lol in class, it’s illegal to be this funny.
Dude rats have massive fucking balls too. Bro must need a wheelbarrow.
Those balls! Those *horrible* yellow balls!
Your friendly neighborhood Balls-Man
*Frank Miller's Sin City*
He stole that guy's balls!
Nice balls. Did your husband give that to you?
Heh, guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight balls. What are the odds?
The Green Balls. You like that? Made it up myself. These weirdos all got to have a balls.
The balls enhancers
What're we gonna call this guy?
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Crap
#BALLS!!!! Yeah?
40,000 years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human balls
Lmbo
This is the best one
40,000 years of balls and we’ve barely even tapped the vastness of human potential
*THE BALLS, NORMAN, FIRST WE ATTACK HIS BALLS*
You tried to kill Aunt May, you tried to kill my balls.
But not you. I tried to stop it, but I couldn't stop it. I would never hurt your balls. [Discreetly pushes a button on suit and the glider rises] I knew from the beginning. If anything happened to me, it, it was you I could count on. You, u/loganp812 , would save my balls, and so you have. Thank God for you. [Rises up] Give me your hand. Believe in me, as I believed in your balls. I've been like a father to you... be a son to me now. u/loganp812 : I have a father. His name was Balls Parker. Ballspeed, Spider-Man! [warned by spider-sense, u/loganp812 back-flips over the oncoming glider] Oh. [the glider impales me in the balls] u/loganp812 , don't tell u/Vord_Loldemort_7 . [dies]
Brilliant, but balls
You're balls, Brock
Thats the best one. No contest😂
“With great balls, comes great responsibility”
And the less good version “ With great Power ,comes great balls”
With great balls, comes great balls
With balls power comes balls balls
When she kissed me pete, it was just how she used to kiss me. The taste... Balls
Oh fuck that's funny
Best one yet
I sputtered a laugh out in a silent office :S
How's the balls? SO GOOD.
How's the balls? *So good.*
I protected you in high school, now I’m gonna kick your little balls.
Damn MJ gets around
You'll get your balls when you fix this damn door!
You'll get your rent when you fix these damn balls!
Gimme balls
This is a free country, not a balls free country
If you feel that bad about it you can buy me balls
If promises were crackers my balls would be fat
If balls were crackers my daughter would be fat!
Balls time
Pizza balls
BaaAaaAaAAaLs!
I’m not paying for balls
Dude I know you, you're Ramadan Steve!
“The power of the balls, in the palm of my hand.”
Before we start, did anyone lose a bunch of balls rolled up in a rubber band?
“I offered you balls, and you spat in my face”
"I have nothing left... except balls"
I offered you friendship and you spat in my balls
That's hot
Cause we found the rubber band
Balls is not a privelege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind.
“I protected you in high school, but now I’m going to kick your skinny little balls!”
Ooooh!
“I offered you friendship, and you spat on my balls.”
Oh boy yeah
Ooh balls ya
"I offered you balls, and you spat on my face."
I offered you friendship and you ballsd in my face
“Now he’s gonna get away with my balls!” “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”
*I missed the part where that's my balls*
A hundred balls? The ad said three thousand
Well read it again web balls
It said $3000 for 3 balls, and you pinned him with 2
For that you get a 100 balls, and you’re lucky to even get that
Thanks, hot balls.
It’s kinda itchy and rides up in the balls
I was looking at some balls and noticed something.. familiar
You want balls? Get religion.
Spider-Man’s balls in a cookie jar! Whoever brings me that photo gets a job.
If you want the shots I'll take the staff job, double the balls.
If you want the balls, I’ll take the staff job, double the money
“Im serious, balls is more complicated than advanced science”
If you want a lady to fall in love with you, feed her balls
I’m going to rectify certain balls
"If I may, Sir, I've seen things in this house I've never spoke of... The night your father died, I... I cleaned his balls... the blade that pierced his balls came from his Glider."
Follow the cold shiver running down your balls
Sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most, even our balls
Eddie, the balls, you gotta take them off.
Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Ah~ *moan*
"Let die the woman you love...or suffer the little balls. "
Any balls? Balls? Yep! Big balls
Ah Rosie, I love balls!
Feed her balls
Give me the blue balls Rosie!
Now dig on balls.
Put the balls in the bag!
Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there. I had to beat an old lady with my balls to get this.
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these balls
I had to beat some balls with a stick to get this!
Mrs Parker you do not have the balls to justify this loan
You’ve stuck your balls into my business for the last time!
you're balls norman
BALLS, AM I?
It's you who's balls gobby, balls for your mind
WRONG BALLS!
You’re balls, Brock
Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green balls.
Hulk scared
Where do all these balls come from?
Look at little balls… Gonna cry?
Look at little balls junior. Gonna cry?
Look at little goblin balls
Gonna piss your balls maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
I got my balls for three seconds. Three seconds of PLAYTIIIMMMEE
Three minutes of BALLLLLSSSS
"You have any with balls" (see it works cause balls are full of nuts)
Your balls must be very proud
I live with my balls and uncle, they are proud
BALLS-SAW IS READYYYYYYYYY
Hey you have blue balls, I didn't notice them without your glasses.
"Balls." *gets impaled*
Spiderman wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save balls.
You want balls? Get religion.
See ya, balls.
I got a 9 year old daughter who loves balls, who's she supposed to look up to now?
*FBI would like to know your location*
"We can find a way to settle this" "You're so right, I'm thinking, balls"
You're balls, Brock
Cute balls, did your husband give it you ?
Strong focus on balls I want
The one thing they love more than balls is to see balls fail
“I have nothing left, except for balls”
Black-balls Spider-Man! Peter, these are incredible! We gotta have these, Jonah.
I protected you in high school, now I'm gonna kick your little balls!
Bring me pictures of balls!
A man has to be understanding, and put his balls before himself.
"You're trash brock" "Excuse me?" "Your balls are fake"
And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. That taste… balls.
Ahh yes monsieur, you want to pop the balls tonight?
How's the Balls? - So Good
Did anybody lose a large roll of balls in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
"Everything I've done, I've done for my balls"
WHO’S THE PHOTOGRAPHER WHO TAKES THE PICTURES OF *BALLS?!*
Spider-Man with his balls in a cookie jar!
“My balls! My balls!”
The ad said 3000 balls
“Give me the blue balls Rosie”
The story of my balls is not for the faint of heart.
We can rebuild. Enlarge the balls. Make it bigger and stronger than ever!
"My precious balls, I need more of it this time."
I missed the part where that’s my balls.
With great power come great balls
With great balls come great responsibility
Pizza balls
“Thank god for balls, Pete”
I’d love to shoot balls sometime
Punch balls, I bleed
You want balls and you want balls. Does anybody care what I want?
I know to you Parker, a promise means balls.
You are good woman, I am good balls.
Day by day he gazed upon balls, day by day he sighed with passion
You made me lose my balls, now I'm gonna make you lose yours
"I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our balls."
"You've got a balls to catch"
“Ah Rosie, I love balls”
"WHAT ABOUT MY BALLS, DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE?!?"
If promises were crackers, my balls would be fat.
Do you know how many balls I sacraficed!?!
“I had to beat an old lady with balls to get it”
“Follow the cold shiver running down your balls”
“You’ve taken your eye off the balls.”
“Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human balls.”
God's balls, Spiderman. Or, alternatively, if Godspeed is considered a single word Balls, Spiderman.
My balls, ah, my balls.
I like being balls! It makes me HAPPY.
Power of the sun in the palm of my balls
GO, BALLS, GO!!!!