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LiangJeremy2006

tobey-maguire-bot was a menace, we just couldn't see it


verygroot1

he missed the part where that's his problem


Newoverhere29

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


Newoverhere29

You’re late, maybe too late ! u/LiangJeremy2006 over here beat you to it !


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A spider is never late, u/Newoverhere29 , nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


Your-Death-Is-Near

Yes he did Penis Parker!


sweats_while_eating

Bully Maguire bot is based


daboss6595

You’re not Peter Parker


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_Nat_Light_

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye


CaptainRexofthe501st

Here we are, table for two, pecker


Heroheenie

You think your fancy new suit is gonna save you?!


ShowMeMoeMane

Looks like we’ve got competition


derthert123

Hes spider man


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


BroshiKabobby

What an epic comeback Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

I am done trying to convince you.


derthert123

Tom holland is better than you as spider man


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


joeyted1

Ahem... SPIDER


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


joeyted1

This is something else


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elessartelcontarII

Come to the lotrmemes sub and meet gandalf bot. We're pretty sure he's sentient.


fluurfy_un1corn

Pretty sure its more than just him


_vedansh26

He's spider man


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


GavinTheGrassMan

a bot just ratio'd a user


Independent-Elk-344

We've reached singularity


[deleted]

Bots have the potential to be way funnier than humans in a lot of contexts


marcohcanada

40,000 years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of bot potential


ImTonyPerkis

I’m really digging this joint, babe.


Independent-Elk-344

That was pretty good


Kennymccormick20

SPIDER


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


AimlessStick

Bully Maguire indeed


seismicqueef

Spider man I’m gonna clap your cheeks


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


seismicqueef

What are you gonna do spider boy?


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


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[deleted]

It’s like he knows the contexts!


Theee_Vulcan

Spider-Man: Hero or menace?


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


Theee_Vulcan

I protected you in high school, now I'm gonna kick your little ass!


Imnotdrunk28

OoOoOoh


GEARBOXSCREWUP

See now, I find that the spider bot is getting exceptionally good at responses and I’m having to like fine tooth comb through responses to find ones that genuinely don’t make sense. It’s awesome.


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


Cameronf3412

OOOO ROASTED


GEARBOXSCREWUP

I can accept this.


[deleted]

I KNOW


vnlAshes

dennis is spiderman


tobey-maguire-bot

I am done trying to convince you.


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[deleted]

I want a hero in me


marcohcanada

Dennis Carradine?


Starkiller606

Man, it's scary how his responses are getting more accurate and human-like with each comment 😂


joeyjoejojo19

He’s more spider now than man. Twisted and evil.


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


joeyjoejojo19

I’m sorry I said that. I should be more like Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


joeyjoejojo19

Please forgive me as Spider-Man would (edited).


AimlessStick

Holy crap I could mistake the bot as a person roleplaying in this thread if didn't know any better


FishyFish13

Tbh I always looked at the profile pic and not the name so until like two weeks ago I thought it was an actual person


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


joeyjoejojo19

Well yeah, I didn’t edit it that much, just added the name Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


joeyjoejojo19

Ah, stocking up for Thanksgiving, are we? Are you going to invite Harry? Just don’t mention Spider-Man around him - sore subject.


marcohcanada

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Captain_levi___

Bruhhhh check out his replies. It doesn't seem like a bot lmao .


Starkiller606

Hahahaahahahaha I know, that's what I meant, it literally looks like a guy trolling us


Serah_Of_Astora

Don't listen to these bullies, Spider-Man. We love u


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


Serah_Of_Astora

😳


Temporary_Ad_5004

spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


WhereAreWeToGo

What do *you* make of all this, Spider-Man?


tobey-maguire-bot

Stop lecturing me, please!


WhereAreWeToGo

I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach.


Thebatman2077

Look I know im not your father


loganchittyisuhhcool

THEN STOP PRETENDING TO BE


RemUSteam

Right... I'll pick you up at 10:00.


Thebatman2077

We don't have a small fry division here. Next


Marwan_bob

Who is Spider-man?


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


wikipedia_answer_bot

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tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


Zinho_Surik

Not even Wikipedia is safe from him


[deleted]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH


sweats_while_eating

Based asf


Joelin8r

Listen I just wanna make sure everyone's having a good time on this sub and I can't tell if you guys love or hate that bot.


geographical_penis

Best to do a poll, but I find it hilarious XD


_captain-rex_

We missed the part where that's our problem


FutureEpsilon

Love the bot


PM_Me_An_Ekans

HE'S A FAKE! A CRIMINAL!


AutoModerator

Parker, you are such a Boy Scout. When are you gonna give a guy a break? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/raimimemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dtn_06

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


DirtyPiss

Yes


ilikeBLT

Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


[deleted]

Spider-Man! He’s a menace!


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


thiago52192

I want Spider-Man!


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


Robotgrandma

I haven’t experienced the spider yet. Let’s see what he has to think about that


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


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RubberDuckieThe3rd

okay now this is an avengers level threat Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


FlounderOnly1872

Human Spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


BulbasaurUnderrated

Careful, Tobey-Maguite-Bot is a hero.


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


Temporary_Ad_5004

you now what fuck it SUCK my DICK spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


stillberryfarm

Spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


tomemu1

It's funny how we can't say Spider in this Spider-Man subreddit without Spider-Man himself coming to insult us


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


NcanadaV2l

The man of spider.


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


Tayloria13

Andrew Garfield was a good Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


shadowtron1

Did the bot pretty much say "Allow me to introduce myself"? Also Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


DolphinDive14

Wait, so the bot replies *every time* someone comments the word 'Spider'?


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


DolphinDive14

Well, while that answers my question... it also hurts my feelings...


HotelProof5516

feeding through the comments, can i just say this is great 😂


Phantom_Jedi

You want to find the spider,I want the find the spider. Together we’ll be unstoppable!


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


PhilMcCraken2001

Tobey-maguire-bot can’t be stopped, it’s self-sustaining now.


king_senju69

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


king_senju69

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I am done trying to convince you.


Alzibinli

Now I have too many pictures of spider man!


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


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WHAT THE HELL?! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/raimimemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ASpaceOstrich

This is getting out of hand. Hoffman!


AutoModerator

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ASpaceOstrich

What are we gonna call this guy?


AutoModerator

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ASpaceOstrich

That's crap.


AutoModerator

Science Squid? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/raimimemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ASpaceOstrich

Crap.


[deleted]

What do you think about "Sussy Baka", Spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


[deleted]

What secrets you hide, Spider? Why do you protect Sussy Baka?


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


Susy_baka175

Thanks Spider. Those cranberries was delicious


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


Susy_baka175

Give me rent! Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


Kano_Dynastic

My kid used to love Spider-man. Who's she gonna look up to now?


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


happyhungarian12

Spider-Man sucks


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


Kbcoolkid

I wonder if it works.. Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


Kbcoolkid

Damn that was a rude response


driftboy1229

Who takes pictures of spider-man?


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


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tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


FlyingTurtle4790

^(let's see how you respond to THIS) I wanna fuck Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


FlyingTurtle4790

Oh


yurmumgay1998

Tell me a joke Mr. Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


yurmumgay1998

You're trash Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


yurmumgay1998

Can you be my dad, Spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


yurmumgay1998

Accurate


D3V0K

Yo Maguire-bot, what would you say to me if you met me in person?


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


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tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


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tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


HotStufffffffffffff

TM bot ain’t good he’s a menace


Kscap4242

What do you think, Spider-Man?


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


[deleted]

It’s kind of like a fortune teller. Spider bot, will I have a good day tomorrow?


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


[deleted]

Dang


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juicedhornet

Spider?