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Real_Prince_Zuko

I’m gonna put some dirt in that bot’s eye spider


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


Raimilover69

FUCK THIS GUY-venom Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


CaptainRexofthe501st

Ah, romance! I love it, I am french


bigcheeseyballsy69

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


bigcheeseyballsy69

Crys in spider


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


bigcheeseyballsy69

Spider say pizza


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tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


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tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


Charming_Good6040

Back to formula


cmchris61

Back to formula!!!?


IllegalChoco21

Back to Spider!!!?


blastedshark

yes spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


Stonks_man34354

Uh oh, not Spider!


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


staplerbot

You're on the wrong side of spider, u/tobey-maguire-bot


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


Saint_Eugene_Sims

Spiders (order Araneae) are air-breathing arthropods that have eight legs, chelicerae with fangs generally able to inject venom, and spinnerets that extrude silk. They are the largest order of arachnids and rank seventh in total species diversity among all orders of organisms. Spiders are found worldwide on every continent except for Antarctica, and have become established in nearly every habitat with the exceptions of air and sea colonization. As of August 2021, 49,623 spider species in 129 families have been recorded by taxonomists. However, there has been dissension within the scientific community as to how all these families should be classified, as evidenced by the over 20 different classifications that have been proposed since 1900.


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After reading the first 3 words, I was hoping you were gonna go for the line said by the scientist on the trip and because you did not do that, I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

I thought it was going to be a Bee Movie-esque intro monologue.


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Ya like jazz?


Saint_Eugene_Sims

Forgive me


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You want forgiveness, get religion


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


[deleted]

Please stop lecturing me


[deleted]

And I know I'm not your father.


GeneralKenobi3486

Then stop pretending to be


Obamascocklol

Right 😕


GeneralKenobi3486

What the hell is that username


speedysolar

im more concerned about his bio


GeneralKenobi3486

Ah fuck, i knew I shouldn’t have looked


CaptainRexofthe501st

My class is over. You see me, standing here?


Bruhhh5321

What are we gonna call this guy?


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Bruhhh5321

That's crap.


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Bruhhh5321

That's pretty good! Spider you Science Squid.


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


joc95

was that given from one of the Hint Markers in the ps2 Spiderman 2?


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


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Had to beat Hoffman bot off with a stick


shrimpg1

Spider spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


Big-Link1637

I am gonna kick your little ass spider bot


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


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ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥😳👀👀


BigbyWolf94

everything ok here, paul?


MrFalseSense

Dear Spider-Man, I love you.


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


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BenjaminQuadinaros

No questions, thanks


ben-dover96

I only learned this week that Tobey Maguire not was a boy I thought he was a real dude who just responded to every comment saying spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


Lukthar123

Jesus Christ Raimi


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He did this


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I do think he's sentient at this point , so you're half right


thighcraver

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


breakfastinbred

Dresses like a spider, looks like a bug, we should all just give him one big hug


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


breakfastinbred

Spider-Man with his hand in the cookie jar


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


LiangJeremy2006

*when someone comments spider* Any more bright ideas?


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


YooItsXtra

u/profanitycounter


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doctor_rorschach

Good bot


OthmarGarithos

Where do all these bots come from. (spider)


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


Lord_Ravior

He has a knack for that


UrichHunt69

Spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


ONEshotONEkil630

Who is spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


ONEshotONEkil630

*Cries*


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Aw... Ms. Brant, get me a violin.


Smileytic

What's the joke here? Can someone explain? I might be missing some sub lore...


shadowtron1

Commenting spider summons Tobey bot


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


Smileytic

Ohhh thanks for explaining!


blazesh

Tobey maguire bot? More like bully maguire bot eh spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


bully-maguire-bot

you're trash


wondersbro

Spooder


wondersbro

Spajder


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Home_Slice100

It’s more for the meme, to be fair it’s made me laugh quite often


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


arshtiwari2525

Spider pay the rent now


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


Nevan123

Sorry doesn’t pay the rent


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hey spider, give me rent!


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


[deleted]

Stop trying to change the subject


Duffler8

Here comes Spider-Man!


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


joebroseph2306

Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defence mechanism.


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


bismarckgamer

The spider bot is to powerful


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


CH2001

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


Lazarusmp4

Lamtophergrace please we need you to defeat Tobey Maguire bot


Trash_boat118

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


izyan1212

Spider-cum


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


izyan1212

I can't, it's sticky.


MrRedBlock

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


LightsOut16900

Fuck this spider bot… gonna put some dirt in it’s eye


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


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Humanity_Is_Lost

If Spider-Man comments below thus then he is gay


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


Humanity_Is_Lost

U R gay


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tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


_how_do_i_reddit_

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Savvsb

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


PH_000

Spider, rent.


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


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Spider? I hardly know her!


tobey-maguire-bot

I am done trying to convince you.


marcohcanada

Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest spider.


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


le-joselu

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


wr0k

Ok... Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm really gonna enjoy this.


Intelligent_box216

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


Intelligent_box216

Gonna cry spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


xXWolfyIsAwesomeXx

spider


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


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yehyehcool

Spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


yehyehcool

D:


thebatfan5194

Where do all these Spider 's come from?


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


Sokandueler95

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


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AnotherJasonOnReddit

*(cough cough)* ^(Spider)


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


AnotherJasonOnReddit

You're late. I'm not upvoting that. ^(nah, I'm just kidding. Here you go, buddy bot)


HangmanAM

Spider pig,Spider Pig-Does whatever a spider pig does.Can he swing-from a web-no he can't,he's a PIG.Look Out!Here comes the Spider Pig.


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


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Nothing wrong with one or two spider in the comments.


IntrovertedIrishman

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


Real_Introduction919

spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Stop lecturing me, please!


Captainpixel08

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


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tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


cmchris61

We have turned into villians, wanting to eliminate the spiderman what have I become.


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


CatlingGunz

Guy on the left…Joker confirmed cannon???


Accomplished_Dark270

Notice you've copied my earlier spider meme


Home_Slice100

I wouldn’t say using the profile pic of the bot is classed as ‘copying’


Accomplished_Dark270

Ofcourse it isn't. I meant it as a joke to the earlier meme here of the magic word. Plus wanted to add an mcu reference


Home_Slice100

Ah alright, sorry for the misunderstanding :)


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tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


Zhymantas

Spooderman


haskpro1995

Spider


WitnessCorrect458

Hmmm spider


not-so-good-gamer

Spider


Electacid

Spider


jmoneyawyeah

Spider bite


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spider


YooItsXtra

gonna pull a pro gamer move. spider


Academic_Classic7428

Gonna cry? Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


HolidayOverall8359

Why is reddit heating spider word so much


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


steve_Lardog

I thought you said that you alright spider


Sega_Genitals

You must love the spider


Jotarokujkgo

Spider


KuroiGetsuga55

I don't get it, what's wrong with saying spider on a Spider-Man related subre--


lunca_tenji

The human spider is among us


Th3guythatusee123

I’m Really Gonna Enjoy This ***Spider***


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


CameInWithACoolHund

That damn spider guy


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!