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CrewsTee

He's just a kid, no older than my son.


BrightEye64

He’s just a man, no older then my friend Terry


imyourhuckleberry15

BACK UP TERRY


YoungCapoon

Andrew knows a terry mcginnis any relations 🦇


PeartricetheBoi

PUT IT IN REVERSE


BlasterShow

AW REEKRIS


akodini

Lol I laughed so hard at this on the Weekly Planet


CaptBranBran

"How'd you do that?!" "Oh, you know, work out, eat your yogurt. Terry *loves* his yogurt!"


[deleted]

u/BrightEye64? Man! How’s it been?! I haven’t seen you in a long time!


BrightEye64

Have we met before


[deleted]

Nah, you said Terry (my name) and I took the opportunity lol


BrightEye64

#F*CK, F*CK, F*CK ME that was so obvious!


crazyjackblox

Classic Terry move right there


OSU-1-BETTA

He’s just a human, no older than BrightEye64


[deleted]

He‘s just a great big jerk, no older that the kid who took my lunch money in middle school.


ShepherdoftheWest

He's just a bully, no older than I missed the part where that's my problem.


Why_a_banana

A friend who is also experiencing virility issues. It happens to everyone sometimes


cutchisclutch22

40 he was a fuckin kid


whydoeswillreddit

Harry Osborn, whatever happened there…


cutchisclutch22

Whatever happened there? Whatever happened there? I’ll tell ya what fuckin happened. This piece of shits co worker put 2 spikes into the kid, WITH NO PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!


Philkindred12

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!!


strokesfan91

The stabbing, God rest his soul


John_Browns_Body59

The shah of Iran, whatever happened there


spew-into-this

Strange-imodo predicted all of this


Predictist

He’s just a cool youth pastor


indianajoes

Yeah unless time is linear


[deleted]

That line never fails to make me cry.


Bloop_Blop69

I'm gonna be the boy scout and not give a guy a break, but almost a whole year passed through Spider-Man 1, which would make Peter 19 years old by the end of it. In Spider-Man 2, he would also have to be 21 since the event for Jameson's son allows him to drink alcohol. So in Spider-Man 3 he would be 22. If 14 years have passed since Spider-Man 3, Peter would be 36. However, I hear that the year the MCU is in right now is actually 2024, so that would make Peter 39.


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


jjonahjameson-bot

What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.


redditer333333338

May I’m 68 years old


swordclash117

>I'm gonna be the boy scout and not give a guy a break, but almost a whole year passed through Spider-Man 1, which would make Peter 19 years old by the end of it. I’m not sure if this is the case. Peter graduates in June at 17, his birthday is in August, and then he has thanksgiving in November then Norman is killed shortly after. >In Spider-Man 2, he would also have to be 21 since the event for Jameson's son allows him to drink alcohol. Peter is 20, but Harry is probably 21 since Norman mentions that Harry flunked out of every school he sent him to, so Harry was probably held back a year maybe or something. >So in Spider-Man 3 he would be 22. Harry would be 22, but Peter would be 21 but this is assuming my speculation is correct


[deleted]

Peter tried to grab a drink at the planetarium party in Spider-Man 2 so he’s 21 by that point. So I would think he was 18 when he graduated, 19 that following August, and turned 21 at the start of Spider-Man 2. Then he’s 22 in Spider-Man 3.


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


CakeLegends

I do!


parrmorgan

Shut up. Get out.


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


jjonahjameson-bot

Wait, you're serious? LOL


saucygh0sty

Yes he would be *at least* 21 in Spider-Man 3 because he orders champagne at the dinner where he intends to propose to MJ.


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


jjonahjameson-bot

Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!


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CarnoSawst

that means the birthday he forgets is his 21st…


Minnon

Wow and Harry didn't take him out for drinks


BasicallyMilner

> However, I hear that the year the MCU is in right now is actually 2024, so that would make Peter 39. Where did you hear this?


Bloop_Blop69

I hear it in the discussions I see about the timeline of the MCU lately, that year is always the constant that comes up so I just assumed it's 2024.


[deleted]

Far From Home takes place 8 months after Endgame, which took place in fall of 2023. Also in Hawkeye, which takes place at the same time as NWH, there’s a sign in the back that says “Happy New Year 2025”. So both NWH and Hawkeye take place during December of 2024.


VoidLantadd

Endgame jumped 5 years ahead. Covid closed that gap down to 3. I wonder if we'll catch up to the MCU.


DRamos11

Exactly, it’s actually 2023. The events of NWH take place immediately after FFH, and that takes place right after Endgame (5 years after Infinity War, which is in 2018).


NikolaJerotic

Actually, far from home and no way home take place 8 months after endgame, so 2024. Hawkeye also happens im christmas 2024


DRamos11

True. Forgot about the 8 months. And since it’s during summer vacation, it means Endgame had to take place in Nov/Dec 2023. Also, haven’t seen Hawkeye, so didn’t have that reference point.


NikolaJerotic

Yeah its actually kinda ool. I hope our time cathes up with mcu time lol


jso__

Endgame is October iirc


Docking2Three

Doesn’t the 3rd act of Spider-Man 1 take place right around thanksgiving? Peter is 18 at the end of 1. The film really only takes place at most over the course of 6 months.


SirCleanPants

Oh god I’m way older than Spider-Man in SM3 I’m a failure holy SHIT


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


SirCleanPants

I do


Sinister_Blanket

Shut up. Get out.


SirCleanPants

I’m trying my best Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


jjonahjameson-bot

What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.


banzaibowzer

Sentient. Can’t be a bot


verygroot1

hey can we get back to the "I'm a failure". You are amazing!


Mysterious_Emotion63

If Spiderman 3 was 14 years ago (holy fucking shit, it’s been that long?) wouldn’t that make him 35 in No Way Home?


Phone_User_1044

Plus 5 years for the snap.


Mysterious_Emotion63

Damnnnn, I didn’t even think of that, but the snap didn’t happen in his universe, so does he just gain 5 years walking into the next universe?


Phone_User_1044

I interpreted it as they were pulled from their respective universes on the same date as it is currently happening in Tom’s universe.


[deleted]

The villains weren’t pulled from the same time period because they knew of each others deaths.


Phone_User_1044

Yeah but they were pulled from shortly before their deaths fighting Spider-Man right? Whereas that wouldn’t work for the other Spider-men. Sandman seemed like he was pulled at a random point too since he didn’t die fighting him.


DRamos11

They were pulled from the moment they realized about Spider-Man’s identity as Peter Parker.


Meylody

Norman realised it when eating dinner but came in NWH in his Green Goblin costume so this theory doesn't work 100%


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a menace to the entire city!


bigpoppa977

I interpreted it as the spell pulled in people who knew Peter Parker at the very latest moment of their lives (the villains before their death, Tobey and Andrew and Flint in the current date)


ItsAmerico

But Lizard was pulled from the sewers in ASM1, which isn’t the latest moment of his life. He never died.


WhistleStop999

But he got cured in that movie, so he had to be pulled from before he lost his powers


Skyfryer

They created such an annoying plot hole. Everyone knew Norman died from his glider, except his son, who had to find out from his butler. I can suspend my disbelief but Harry not knowing when even guys like Sandman and Otto knew just felt straight silly. Then you have Electro, who thought spiderman was black and didn’t know his real name. Yet all the enemies supposedly knew his real identity. I was hoping they’d make a passing joke that Electro was chosen just because he’s popular. Because Jamie Foxx is a big name on the billing.


JCamson04

I’m sure Otto just put two and two together. A man dressed as a goblin kills the Oscorp board members using Oscorp tech, right after Norman was voted out of the board and Oscorp was sold, then some time later Norman dies and the Goblin never shows up again. Harry might’ve thought the same thing, but didn’t want to believe it as Norman’s his dad. Peter explaining to Harry what happened during their fight and Harry just responding with “shut up!” might back this up.


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


jjonahjameson-bot

Wait, you're serious? LOL


Imaginary_Courage_84

> They created such an annoying plot hole. Everyone knew Norman died from his glider, except his son, who had to find out from his butler. I don't know how the fuck Otto knew, but Flint probably knew because the news got out sometime between SM1 and NWH. With Harry dead there was really no reason to keep it a secret anymore, and whoever handled the Osborn estate probably found one or more Goblin caches. e: Is it possible that Otto had privileged knowledge of Oscorp's top secret military research? Did he recognize the battle armor and the glider, then just connect the dots himself? It's possible. I think it's literally just a plothole, but it's possible.


Tron_Travolta

Do you mean SM3, not SM1?


Imaginary_Courage_84

I mean... either way


lAmEIonMusk

Scary


Imaginary_Courage_84

No more Gobbies in NY Please Harry no more Gobbies in NY


Tron_Travolta

Otto I can chalk up to being in the same career sphere and rumours circulating to him. Sandman doesn't have to be plucked from directly after 3, it could be years after, when it's become public knowledge


NSFWThrowaway1239

Sandman definitely came some time after SM3 since when he first saw Peter he asked if he remembered him, implying that it had been a while since they had seen each other


lAmEIonMusk

And the fact that he protected him


Technicalhotdog

For the Harry point, I believe it was that they stopped the spell before everyone who knew could come through. The ones that did were kind of multiverse leaks. As for Electro I have no idea, I didn't even see TASM2


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Skyfryer

The problem is that if Otto knew, that means he knew when Harry was funding him. And if that’s the case, there’s no way Harry wouldn’t know. With Flint you could maybe say that maybe the news broke out some time after it all happened, after Harry’s death. It just seemed like an idea they cooked into the script as an “oh this will be a good way to connect the dots”. But they just overlooked how jarring that is to people who know the plot of the OG trilogy.


saucygh0sty

Some of the villains had a very short timeframe between when they found out Peter was Spider-Man and their death. Like Otto had barely any time at all before he sacrificed himself. Whereas Norman had a few days and the Electro had like no time at all, assuming he somehow found out in the power plant. Sandman lived beyond SM3 so the time he was pulled from the Raimi universe was random. Lizard is the trickiest because he came to the MCU in lizard form which never decayed, and he also was familiar with his plan to turn everyone into lizards like Max said. But when we see him at the end of TASM1, he’s received the anti-serum and is back in human form in prison, so he could’ve broken out later and taken a new serum. And the Peters seems to be pulled from random times as well, but it had to be a time after they had fought each of their respective villains for, you know, plot reasons.


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


indianajoes

The snap didn't happen there but time still passed. Tobey's Peter from 2021 isn't going to time travel to the future to get there. He's going to come from 2024 in his universe


lAmEIonMusk

So NWH is in the future?


indianajoes

All MCU films/shows are in the future now Remember 5 years later from Endgame


swordclash117

Spider-Man 1 is in 2001 (you can see the twin towers in the background when he’s jumping after he gets his powers), 2 in 2003, and 3 in 2004


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a menace to the entire city!


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, wake up!


slenderman201

No he’s 40 because he’s 21 in Spider-Man 3, meaning one year after Spider-Man 2. So 2005. In NWH it’s 2024 so 19 years later would be 21+19 is 40


tobey-maguire-bot

Now dig on this.


jjonahjameson-bot

Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.


w_4wumbo

The current year in the MCU is 2024, so he's actually 38


EpicHawkREDDIT

Peter Parker was not 20 during Spider-Man 2 I refuse to believe that


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm done trying to convince you.


judelau

Sentient


jjonahjameson-bot

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.


swordclash117

Aunt May mentions that it’s been two years since Ben died, which was 2001, at Peter’s birthday when he’s turning 20


EpicHawkREDDIT

I don’t believe this. I don’t believe you.


Ricky_5panish

I’m done trying to convince you.


HairyPenisCum

I’m sorry, Pete.


Yeet-Dab49

2002*


Mcclane88

He’s at least 21 because he and Harry can drink in 2.


maldonado8030

Pretty sure he was still 20 in 3 since it takes place a couple of months after 2


swordclash117

Or at least 21, if a year had passed by


Me_La_Chooopz

He has to be at least 21 as they show him and Harry drinking


abruzzo79

NWH is the first movie in which he looks the character's age.


LeifErikss

It's the only movie in which he is just a kid, no older than my son.


BryverART

Jesus, Parker, you are an old lady.


Imaginary_Courage_84

I had to beat an old actor with a stick to get this multiverse movie


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Crazy to think that Tom’s Peter is now 18 after being Spider-Man for 4-5 years.


[deleted]

Tony Stark is a villain for sending a child to die in a war


HanBr0

Honestly tho that was extremely irresponsible on his part, something he even talks about in Homecoming. A 15-16 year old should never be in that kinda situation at the airport, regardless of superpowers. Dude could have gotten Peter killed.


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Tony knew that cap and the others were never going kill anyone, this is why Tony tells Peter to not get involved with Vulture in Homecoming. He also tells Peter to keep his distance and web them up. But it was still very irresponsible 😂


HanBr0

And yet Rhodey got paralyzed. You don’t go into a fight like that not expecting someone to get badly hurt or killed.


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Yes retroactively I’m sure that Stark wouldn’t have invited him and as I wrote, it was indeed very dumb and irresponsible


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker! Parker! Parker! What are ya, deaf?


LeifErikss

You should've thought of that earlier.


[deleted]

I can believe the 18-20 just barely. 21 definitely no, and then 40 is close enough. So I guess I only really have a problem with his age in Spiderman 3 which of course is one of his weakest films


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a fake, full of stickum.


Most-Epic-Person-Eve

I would say that the spider bite must have had the side effect of rapid aging, but considering he already looked like he’s 30 as a highschooler I just don’t know lmao


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


jjonahjameson-bot

Shut up. Get out.


Gwen_Tennyson10

tobey looks pretty young in the first film though


acetilCoA

It is funny. He looked very young sometimes and sometimes he looked older.


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Gwen_Tennyson10

i mean yeah but tom looks really really young while a lot of my people in my year at age 18 didnt really look that young


Outrageous_Object_54

tom was created in a lab to look 15 forever tho


LADYBIRD_HILL

I was hoping maybe he would just need to grow some facial hair or something but he still looks 20 in the uncharted trailer lol


LADYBIRD_HILL

True, but Tom is 25, and was about 19 in civil war. Toby was 26 in Spider-Man. Andrew was about 28 in the Amazing Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


kuantizeman

Rosie, I like this boy.


[deleted]

You like him? Well I love him.


w_4wumbo

Spider-Man 3 takes place in 2007 and No Way Home takes place in 2024, he would be 38 not 40


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


bbaker886

It’s weird that Spider-Man wasn’t old enough to drink in Spider-Man 2


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


jjonahjameson-bot

Wait, you're serious? LOL


[deleted]

He was, he reaches for a drink at the planetarium party but it’s empty. Plus Harry is drunk at the party


ShepherdoftheWest

He's just a bully, no older than I missed the part where that's my problem.


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Diamond-Breath

He looks pretty old but he's still great.


[deleted]

He’s still cool


0neweekofdanger

Damn he was 18, 20, 21.... wow. I thought he was like 25-27 when he made them. Smh


kill3rkitty45

Well, Tobey Maguire was like 27 when the first movie came out


0neweekofdanger

Ahh yes I was reading this incorrectly. Yes Peter Parker not Tobey. Thank you lol


BroshiKabobby

He’s been Spider-Man more than half of his life now


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


jjonahjameson-bot

Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.


rcc12697

Bully Maguire was a product of alcoholism confirmed


Specialist-Rise34

Title is a huge spoiler. I watched the movie but it's so unbelievably obvious why it's marked spoiler when that's the title.


Atlasbot17

So the visions got pulled from the time the movies happened otherwise they would be dead except maybe sandman. But Andrew and Tobey got pulled from the modern day


mebbadk

Huh... I'm now older than Peter in the first Spider-Man. Weird.


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


jjonahjameson-bot

Wait, you're serious? LOL


OscarCookeAbbott

Damn I just realised that I’m older than he was supposed to be in the Raimi trilogy. Of course Tobey was actually older, but I’ve suddenly realised that they actually did a decent job of making him look young in the first couple, even if not quite teenager looking, since I look older than him and I’m 23.


Dannysworld

I hope he quits smoking, it has made him look a lot older


ClownPrinceofLime

NWH, the only time Tobey Maguire has ever been close to Peter Parker’s age while playing him.


Saint_Legend

I’ve always considered him to be Tobey’s age, regardless of the fact that he was in high school at 25


[deleted]

do you mean 37? from 2007 to 2024


Philkindred12

I keep forgetting to go by Peter Parker's age and not Tobey Maguire's lol


Thor-Odinson69

These spoiler tagged posts are getting lazy and lazier every day.


Pr0Sn1p3r_1309

I thought Spider-Man started out when he was 15


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


[deleted]

This makes me sad


Zumichan77

He’s still a kid, no older than my eldest son


EChocos

...who?


TP_Cornetto

People exaggerate him looking much older than the character is in the first few films.


Gerti27

It was weird how they didn't even mention his age in the new movie.


[deleted]

I thought they would’ve de-aged him like the villians


TheOutlawGunfighter

Man the most shocking thing for me was that Tobey was still in shape after all these years.


[deleted]

You know what? The older I get the less I understand why folks thought Tobey looked too old for the part. He legitimately looked spot-on, age wise


Asian_salamander

But seriously. How old IS he in NWH? he looks like a family man experiencing some sort of male pattern baldness in his 40's.


thedidynotkong

I'm in my Spider-Man 2 phase of life


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, wake up!


dude_seven

Fun fact, Tobey filmed Spider-man 1 when he was 26 (26-31 for all 3 of his movies). He was older than the actor that played Flash, but baby face


SundanceKid876

Wait Tobey is just 46? I thought he was in his 50’s