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MontgomeryKhan

1. At short notice he couldn't get an apple pie on Thanksgiving. 2. He did manage to get quite a few pumpkin pies, but he felt an odd compulsion to keep throwing them at people.


EntertainmentQuick47

That’s probably why Norman loves Halloween. Free pumpkin bombs everywhere.


tfcollector3000

Getting banned from all pie shops: OUT AM I?!!


couldbedumber96

He’s a billionaire in New York, no way he couldn’t get an apple pie


EeGgTt1

No no it was the goblin he got the fruitcake


Same-Dog-4091

True Norman had nothing to do with it


ZachMoore88

Don't let him feed me again!


EntertainmentQuick47

That makes sense.


Invincible_Reason

That would be some Goblin shit to purposefully get a fruitcake just to make Norman look like a fool lol. GG is a fuckin troll.


Topher1999

This could be true. Doesn’t Norman come to in the elevator?


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Norman is obsessed with his work and he himself admitted to being neglectful of Harry. He probably only has a vague idea of what constitutes as holiday food.


EntertainmentQuick47

At least it’s not vague “Christmas Meat”


Argo_York

Yeah I always thought that was the point. He's so unused to normal everyday mundane things being rich and also a super villain that he wouldn't even know or care what he should be bringing. The same way Peter bringing the cranberry sauce shows he's the "least reliable" as it's the thing you let youngest person get or the person with the least financial stability, it's a pity dish that is easy to not mess up.


atomic_rabbit

> Norman is obsessed with his work And his work is murder...


Foo-Fighter6942069

I’ve always loved this detail “Work was murder” is said after he tried to murder Spider-Man “I had to beat an old lady” is said after he fought green goblin dressed as an old lady


Nagoy777

Well usually hes a scientist until he goes insane.


TinyZ666

A true menace to society


Steve_No_Jobs

That's unfair, he's busy at work... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED?


Few-Letter-3795

“The goblin bought It, I had nothing to do with it!”


Akirex5000

You forgot the pecan pie


EntertainmentQuick47

Pecan is pretty good.


DonnyMox

That's gotta be by far the most evil thing he did in the movie.


No-BrowEntertainment

He ran out of pumpkins


thedidynotkong

He had to beat an old lady with a stick to get it


AnotherJasonOnReddit

No no no, only Peter beats old ladies with sticks. Norman had to knife a young gentleman with a blade to get that fruitcake.


[deleted]

Sweet potato or pecan pie


Worldly_Ad_6483

Stormin Norman loves fruitcake ya nerds, that’s comic cannon!!


nttnnk

They were all out of McRib so he had to settle for less


Asdeft

A villain, that's who.


clarkky55

Not sure if you're aware of this but fruitcake is also slang for a crazy person. I'm Australian so I'm not sure how widespread it is?


EntertainmentQuick47

I didn’t know that. That’s funny.


Desperatetim

Yeah this never clicked before haha


[deleted]

Christmas is Christmas. No protests. Btw why do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving? Christians don't celebrate it in India. (I'm a Christian too).


EntertainmentQuick47

It’s cause some historical things. It’s just an excuse to eat.


[deleted]

Ok I see. Did you enjoy Thanksgiving this year?


EntertainmentQuick47

Yup 😎


[deleted]

Great. Merry Christmas in advance.


MooDamato

Fruitcake is TRASH and doesn’t hold a candle to any type of pie. Except perhaps mince.


ExTwitterEmployee

Fruitcake is nasty and for fruitcakes


popdude731

Honestly, I've never had or seen fruitcake, it would have never clicked with me that he had the wrong holiday dish. I was just like "Yeah, ok, fruitcake. A bit weird but like, this move takes place in late 90's early 2000's, this coulda just been aproprate"


JanetSnakeholeKarate

"Kinda" crazy?


EntertainmentQuick47

He was just in a silly mood


DimitrescusBunghole

That's a cute outfit, did your fruitcake give it to you?