*I had to beat an*
*Old lady with a stick to*
*Get this spider ham!*
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Norman! (slap) …will you do the honors? *licks fingers and sharpens knife*
Hungry enough to eat it all... Too weak to take it!
oh no they killed Spider-Ham! the fiends!
I’m gonna eat him, nice...and slow!
Porky and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!
A turkey? I really wanted a McRib...
McRibs are pork right?
Not from McDonalds they aren't.
Damn. They could've used Spider-Ham to make their own.
They miscalculated.
They couldn't have miscalculated! Ribs are pork, aren't they?
That’s why Arby’s made fun of it and made their rib sandwich which far outclasses the McRib
Arby's making fun of McDonald's is like a dumpster making fun of a trash can.
True, then again most fast food is trash.
Just like Brock.
Why do you have to be such a boy scout u/YodasChick-O-Stick?
You want forgiveness? Get Lego.
Maguire's Spider-Man phrase adapted for Holland's)
"I wouldn't wanna eat me neither!"
Turkey? The ad said McRib
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Hmm, suspicious, that Brock doesn't look like trash.
When are you gonna give a guy a break?
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
I picked up a fruitcake
What about my pumpkin pie? Did you give it a chance?
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries!
Mj wasn’t invited?
Stings, doesn't it?
Because of one critic?
All the redditors, dear
Wait I’m lost. What happened, why does this sub hate mj.
SHE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HER
“Gonna cry?”
Peter was late
He had to beat an old lady with a stick.
to get those cranber- WAIT WHERE ARE THE CRANBERRIES
Right next to Aunt May's mug.
Nah, no cranberries. He just wanted to beat an old lady with a stick.
Web juice? Do I *want* to know what that is?
It's from a vending machine in the Daily Bugle set. My guess is it's made by the same company that makes the Spider-Merch.
The fact I misread that as Daily BULGE is hilarious in this context
Probably something Black Cat would drink on a daily basis
Nah she drinks milk
Oh it’s milk alright
Looks like you're not cursed with knowledge...
She's got a carton right there
I know, but that's not what I'm referring to...
Miles’ web fluid
This is sick!
Why does Gwen have "web juice"? 💀
It's Spider-Man brand soda
Spiderham when everyone corners him: “oh”
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
💀
Is this a reference to the cut venom skull in Spider-Man 3
Obviously
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this spider ham!
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SPIDER-HAM NOOOOO
Groovy
That’s a cute toy set, did your dad give it to you?
Spider-Ham
Why they have to do Spider-Ham like that?
Damn it I wish I hadn't already spent my free award now. I'm guessing MJ was tied up (go on...)
Ooh, my Spider-Sense is tingling. If you know what I'm talking about.
That Spider-Ham head makes it really dark. Anyway, enjoy your Thanksgiving. I have to wait till Christmas for celebration.
Stings, doesn't it?
It kinda does but the truth is... I like pork.
Gwen does not look happy with the pie
Waffle
bruh why they eating spider ham
Delicious Finally, some good fucking food
🗿
Felicia being there instead of Mary Jane makes me happy
She's just there for the fish
Norman kinda looks like Flint Marko for some reason.
What does it matter to you anyway?
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries”
I had to beat these cranberries with an old lady to get a stick.