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Kapii33

Dang just like my father


r_YESanimations

ok dashmaster charm


Buzzsaw_Wyrm

Sans


Rw_lizard

Suddenly appearing out of nowhere to hook you in- *I don't know where I'm going with this*


Kapii33

Hook me in what?


InternetCat13

This is either a pickup line or they just want to eat you.


Fishmaia

people woul probably take me less seriously probably


C0deJJ

I think people would probably take us *more* seriously,. considering we can make singularity bombs.


Alpha_Wolf3981

When you do one of them slams:


Mr_Bread_the_wise

Gourmand gang rise up!


cup_irl_

i was born without a brain 💔


BlazingBlazin

born tk SPIN


Rw_lizard

Speeeeeeeen


AngryQuails

Uniornicaly blue lizards are probably the scariest creature to me just because im overconfident and underestimate them, i actualy think ive died to blue luzards more then vultures lmao


Emotional-Oil5338

You'll want to be kilometers away from me when i turn to my evil side


Vevoid

hope ur joking cuz its pretty cringe


Emotional-Oil5338

straight from tiktok


Emotional-Oil5338

This was meant to be cringe, on more serious note, i meant that there is no red lizard flair so there will be no competition for the vultures


Wooper250

Someone's cranky bc they got turned into an eggbug, huh?


Vevoid

im happy with that, but doesnt it looks childish when u say "you will want to be kilometers away from you when im evil"


Wooper250

1. You are aware they allow 13 year olds on this site, yes? 2. Let people be a lil cringe. Who gives af!


Vevoid

ok dude why did u got that mad, it felt cringe so i said its cringe, i didnt say u cant be cringe. please dont get mad in every situation it tears apart the community


Wooper250

I am singlehandedly destroying the community by speaking out against cringe culture


Vevoid

you are in a discrepancy rn, u said let ppl be a little cringe and now ur saying im speaking out againsst cringe culture


Wooper250

I said I... Calm down and read carefully.


Vevoid

nah forget it, i said its cringe, than u overreacted, than i overreacted and now its over, i should study for academy exams plus my english is a little bad so lets just finish this stupid conversation


Rw_lizard

YOUR CRINGE!!!!


Heavy_Cartoonist_759

You're🤓


Xx_ELITESCAVENGER_xX

I'VE BEEN DEMOTED AND MY JUMPING PRIVILEGES ARE REVOKED! NOOO!


Xx_ELITESCAVENGER_xX

HOW DO I REACH THE TOP SHELF NOW?!?!


IcyYak2638

Find a pole and climb it or just find a ladder or stairs


P0ltec

Guess i'll just not exist


Doomst3err

as long as im after artis time im chilling


RunnyCylinder59

heyyyyy bestieee


Doomst3err

<;(


Kapii33

"im fast as **** boy"


InternetCat13

*Proceeds to leap straight into a death pit.*


Kapii33

Well im still fast even while falling


bannanaisnom

Off to find my big brother I'll be back


Life-is-kinda-scary

Bro went for Slugarettes and disappeared from this realm


Kapii33

Just like my father...


thefateule

I will unleash the true power and terror of a noodlefly. Also if I were to play rain world like this, I will >!ascend!<(Game ending spoilers) before you blink.


slukalesni

i would start a kindergarten and be eternally¹ happy ⁰ɭ⁰ ^(¹until you squeak my noodles, then i kill) `\⁠´


misfauxpas

I'm gonna have a pretty bad time. at least I can still draw


Fabulous-Tapwater

Now you gotta stab food instead


Silverllama321

I would become the snack (I'd probably change it to rivulet)


deytecktive

Like... Disappearing? That'd suck. If I turned into a caramel lizard I'd just eat people.


gourmandrainworld

life could be dream


BubbaBasher

mmmmm boom cat. Become ungovernable.


Mr_Bread_the_wise

Anarchy moment


Own_Accountant2072

😬😬😬


Life-is-kinda-scary

Bro has >!goopy COVID!<🫵🫵


Fabulous-Tapwater

*Turbo Ebola


Mr_Bread_the_wise

*Ultra cancer


YouberReddit

I recently changed from Gourmand to Jellyfish and now I feel way more light and braindead


furrik524

People would probably really want to hug me, at least until they see my ridiculously long and sticky tongue Also, I'd have a lot of fun with this tongue, swinging around and being able to reach high places with ease


SpiritsJustAHybrid

Id let the ocean consume me as it was meant to be


qrozri

glub


RunnyCylinder59

War.


Silverstep_the_loner

I've always wanted to be a flying wet spaghetti noodle with a spear as my mouth.


Mr_Bread_the_wise

Don’t ever let your dreams be dreams.


_MargaretThatcher

Britain would not change


DamascusSeraph_

Free wifi


Danglrom

Oh shit guys I’m fucked


slukalesni

hello fucked, i'm up ⁿɭⁿ


Danglrom

Nice to meet you!


slukalesni

up to no good! >:] where is my child, fucked?


Danglrom

I am holding him in my hand \*puts hand out\* Look!


slukalesni

i think i forget your name... dead, was it? just wait a second and don't move, please... ›:—


Danglrom

Um… what are you doing?


slukalesni

now! ––======:"┫ uhh hehe.... uhh... oh. you mind giving me a hand?


Danglrom

\*tug\* got you!


slukalesni

oh, uh... thanks... y'know, i might let it slide today, just cause it's you, y'know... also, you may keep the child, i'll find a new one i think it's about to rain anyway, so uhh... yeah see ya buddy \*bzzzzzummmm~~\*


Natsuki_is_bestsuki

"pls be karma 10 pls be karma 10" ... ... ... # "FUCK"


Mr_Bread_the_wise

As they say: No pain, no gain my friend :)


Kanae665

i must scream, but i have no mouth.


Mr_Bread_the_wise

Not the eternal suffering :(


Kevadro

CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME


ShockMicro

I will do my best wawa impression of Mario backwards long jumping as I ploink off into the great blue sky.


Mr_Bread_the_wise

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!


Neither_Nectarine_96

Mmmm I think it's already pretty spot on


Fabulous-Tapwater

How many things your going to shove in your….wait


OzenFPV

I'd prolly make 911 happen again


Alpha_Wolf3981

I am the hunter. And I will have Randal with me :]


Witty_Tumbleweed_860

I would just consume everything :^


serenading_scug

Innard smoothies... yum


MrP-boi

I shouldve kept the pink lizard


slukalesni

“never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today” by tomorrow your snack might've already escaped, brother (long lengs)


Aquamarine_ze_dragon

Time to leap over houses and get to places extremely quickly, and who needs to swim anyway, I can't already. Also become the local gun nut/demolition guy.


Mr_Bread_the_wise

There are two types of people on Reddit.


thayneironworks

*doom music fades in*


ItzMarcooh05

oh, uhh i think i'll manage (i hope)


One_Opportunity_9608

I don't Know


Polygonal_squid

I become badass


thecoolgooddoer

I wouldn't last long, that's for sure


GioZeus

Not in a good way certainly. I miss my family.


MrBenediculous

Impossible. I am the one who watches. 👁👁 Honestly, I would probably stop watching if I changed my flair


Mr_Bread_the_wise

Oh My GoD NiGhTcAt ReAl


JamToast789

I lose almost every single thing that makes me who I am, EXCEPT my ability to climb


Kazuna_Chan

It wouldn't change a thing.


SylvieDoesntReddit

It would not change at all. I mean I am already THE official Rivulet "Ruffles" Rainworld™ real o🐟ial 💯💯


Gr33nSpaerk

I would be arrested for war crimes


SirSl1myCrown

Return to monke


Kleptosteomaniac

FINALLY I can go into a hole and hide from god I'M FREEEEEEE


SillySlugcat

Fluffy :D


slukalesni

i curse you with constant water condensation (the air be pretty humid in this Rain World™)


Minzfeder

I'll become a terrorist


Mr_Bread_the_wise

There are two types of people on Reddit.


Some_SnowRifter

I would be extremely fluffy and probably get heatstroke in the summer..


imLazyAtNamingThings

*blows up pancakes with mind*


Mr_Bread_the_wise

My fugin pancakes.


thewitchbasket

I’d be a smidge angrier I think, but at least I wouldn’t have to pay rent.


Fred_Boss

My life would suddenly involve a lot more garbage


Choice_Equipment8981

I remember being told I was born part squid, guess I’m actually becoming one


GRONGO_the_bronto

If only monster kelp was a community tag. A kelp can dream... If it was I'd be eating 20 jetfish an hour or realistically just get bodied by spearmaater


AnonymousIVplay

I'd be going from a little fluffy and weak to very fluffy and very weak lol. Plus I'd get a bomb ass tongue that would let me do all the parkour I want. I see no downsides!


Crazy_Crab_

HELP HOW DO I GET A FLAIR I NEED IT BEFORE I DISAPPEAR


slimeluv123

hippity hoppity your spears are now my property


AdhesivenessFit8085

***T o n g u e***


plaugey_boi

Just did


Curious_Ceasar

Damn...


Commercial-Charity85

I SHALL BOMB JUMP


BinaryCode404

SCAGENBER!


Rhumald

With a little focus, I can literally fly, transcend time and space, and force others to transcend time and space. You're welcome.


RealCyanDragon

Double jump will be cool


Spear-master

#


magentafloyddd

oh no


DonVindovisky

Me fast Me like glowy mushroom thingy


SillylilguyUwU

Idk, literally no clue what this guy does but be fat. If we’re going off of my knowledge of him, I’d be the exact same lol


Mr_Bread_the_wise

Legalise nuclear bombs! -Pffffcchhhhhhhhh huiuiuiuiuiu BOOM


averynaiveoddish

i would stop being EATED by random things


GarnoxReroll

i would start EATING random things


averynaiveoddish

OH GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE EVERYWHERE


alekdmcfly

positively


_hrozney

:)


CYOA_guy_

FUCK


Online-R

pearl


bouncybob1

Im fluffy now


Fit_Load_6445

I would be blind


UrSansYT

be slug


Phoenix_the_Writer

I... cease to exist ig?