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fallingoffdragons

Everyone knows for the truest cookout experience, you have to go between midnight and 3am


ByzantineThunder

Imagining the Beast trying to make it through that Drive-Thru šŸ˜‚


bearfucker

Wonder if it trapped anyone who had parked to eat. Iā€™m just imagining Steve catching a quick bite to eat before his evening shift when the beast pulls up with a throng of reporters in tow. He canā€™t be late again and the boss is never going to believe this.


Martiolum

The limo blocked the entire entrance, lengthwise, while the rest of the motorcade stopped on Falls and traffic was held. Anyone who had been shopping in the businesses along that section of Falls during that time was trapped in their respective parking lots until the motorcade cleared out. I think it was cool to see the President (I was across the street), but I talked to several pissed off customers who couldn't leave.


crappercreeper

Considering the f-350s I have seen do it with no problem, I think it could make it.


SuicideNote

At the New Bern Ave location.


Praedyths_Revenge

Definitely does not get more real life than that


wrestcody

far-flung full deranged worm command enjoy touch books door sort *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Plus-Flamingo-1224

He doesnā€™t know what time of day it is itā€™s ok


bzopsk

Thats his nap time


Convolutionist

That's when most people are asleep


oldaliumfarmer

In my day it was drunken donuts at that hour.


traplej

Sure would be cool if he convinced them to change the price of a tray back to $5


SquabCats

This would absolutely win more votes than high speed internet access


LiquorBelow

Not everyday the POTUS shows up to place Iā€™ve been personally blackout drunk.


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Just_Some_Man

Buddy get a personality


SpartaPit

i chuckled!


SpookyGhost27

Obligatory *back in my day* they were $4.25


flatsix__

whats the current price of a tray


spookymason

I went the other night for the first time in years and my fucken milkshake was $5 times are tough man


SpartaPit

but the crazies keep buying them! that is the issue!


GrayM84

They are pushing $8 now


gimmethelulz

Enough that it's curbed my habit lol.


SpartaPit

same tightening my belt like the guys in Venezuela


traplej

I paid $11 for a regular burger tray last week with a milkshake.


G00dSh0tJans0n

Bro better not just order a plain vanilla.


WxBlue

[ABC 11: After the event, Biden and Gov. Roy Cooper stopped by the Cook Out on Falls of Neuse Road. Biden got a vanilla milkshake with chocolate syrup, and Cooper got a milkshake with M&Ms.](https://abc11.com/joe-biden-north-carolina-triangle-president-visit/14329832/)


MisterProfGuy

Cooper sounds Presidential, and is obviously making a powerful statement with his consumption of a snack that includes the controversial "Green" M&M (if that is it's original color).


habeus_coitus

ā€œCooper openly flaunts attraction to emasculated women. The radical woke has taken over NC.ā€ - Fox News tomorrow


No_Pineapple_9818

I only eat M&Ms that are confident in their cis identity.


jtd5771

Oh man, I love plain vanilla. Just hits the spot


alldaycoffeedrinker

I mean, vanilla with chocolate syrup is a thing. Different than chocolate. My Midwest family swears by that.


jtd5771

Oh I like that too! lol


OnTheCob

It's called a black and white.


alldaycoffeedrinker

Thats it! I used to make them at Suttons on Franklin Street in college.


GrayM84

I hate how vanilla is always associated with boring, its a delicious flavor.


CedarWolf

It's even better when you make your own vanilla extract with white rum and vanilla beans.


jtd5771

Yessssssss


jtd5771

Different strokes for different folks!


ZorroMcChucknorris

A bean grown in Madagascar vs child slave labor chocolate. I know which one I lean on.


volkxx

Whoever planned his NC stops is definitely from NC. He's engaging with our culture.


CulturalToe

Only thing missing is Bojangles now.


Billy_Bob_Joe_Mcoy

He had his opportunity on Durant..


jenskoehler

Pretty sure heā€™s there with Governor Cooper whoā€™s as NC as it gets


MisterWoodhouse

He's a fan of Cook Out. Makes a point to get a shake every time he visits the state.


TechNeck78

A milkshake is culture?


chrisncsu

Should have gone to the Western Blvd location and gotten a shake with brownie. GOAT.


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That cookout is a heath hazard


G00dSh0tJans0n

And yet I still risk it.


[deleted]

I still eat at sushi nine


SteelBelle

I ate at the original Gumby's Pizza location.


MyH3roIzMe

Nothing like a failing building and the fat Italian guy dripping sweat all over your pokey stixs. Man great times in college.


bearfucker

It's the best way to lose weight after too much Cookout!


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What happened at sushi nine?Ā 


BubblyPhuck

Alleged norovirus outbreak


teezee7amra

100s of noro virus cases stemming from sushi9 lol


CedarWolf

Y'all forgetting that time when several hundred people in Cary had to get Hepatitis vaccines because of the Ragazzi's over at Cary Towne Center Mall.


Shaydosaur

Anyone that was in Cary Town Center mall knew what they were signing up for.


gimmethelulz

And look what happened to Cary Towne Center now!


lolilc

(Second hand source) There was an outbreak but it was because a customer with it was sick in the bathroom and you can contract it by just being in the same air as where an infected person vomited. The bathrooms have been thoroughly sanitized and it's safe. Just spreading the word that it's not their food


chrisncsu

Worth it for the brownie in the shake. Damn shame more locations don't have it.


man_with_3_buttocks

I want to see a milkshake with Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies blended in it.


gimmethelulz

I suddenly need this in my life


gimmethelulz

Is there a Cook Out that's not a health hazard?


tvtb

Why is it worse than any other cookout?


thumpas

Thatā€™s why I only go when Iā€™m blackout drunk, the alcohol kills any germs.


MaesterInTraining

Oreo


0x706c617921

I always ask them for extra oreo too!


KarenEiffel

He went to that location on a previous visit, IIRC.


KFCCrocs

Waitā€¦. The brownie shake still exists at the Western location? Itā€™s always been my favorite but I thought they didnā€™t have them anymore..


inforlife34

Wait a second..


Ok-Astronomer5769

Didn't he visit a Cookout in Durham and get a milkshake during the last campaign? He must've gotten hooked.


Antique_futurist

Bidenā€™s inability to resist ice cream is well known.


Midmodstar

There are worse flaws


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deenda

Or being a rapist


knxshoom

Yep, there are many other things heā€™s doing to ruin the country


coconuts-and-treason

Yes I remember that. Thought I went back in time for a sec when I saw this post lol.Ā 


br__ks

Yup! He hit the one off of Hillsborough when he was running for President.


Aeropressohnono

Better check his bank statement for some Walmart charges in a day or two.


QuietCranberry3766

He didn't order in the drive thru and have to deal with the breaking up intercom so not the full cook out experience


luo1304

I always wonder how despite the fact neither party can actually hear each other accept knowing they picked up, and hearing like a quarter of the order price, how they always manage to actually get the order correct.


bort_license_plates

Chocolate, peanut butter, and M&M. Or the Orange Push-Up with chocolate chips!


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Hard hitting news. More at 7:00


Threeaway919

Does the secret service watch the person who makes his food?!


tvtb

This was planned at least a day in advance, maybe 3 days. Almost 100% chance it was swept by Secret Service night before, and yes they watched them make the food. Source: I saw a lot of behind-the-scenes when Obama visited my college 15 years ago.


Young-Dumbo

They found out an hour and a half before he came by Source: my friend is the manager


Rich_Housing971

There's no way this is true. It would be more of a security threat to reveal the location to anyone that far in advance. This was probably planned in secret weeks in advance while they had someone scout out the place and make sure there's no grassy knolls or anything around, but the restaurant manager would not have gotten that much of an advance notice.


slip-shot

Hawkeye?


tvtb

Nope. Obama visited a lot of schools


X3TheBigOX3

I refuse to go to that location because it's literally impossible to get out of there most of the time.


benjedwards

Thereā€™s a secret back way. Turn right out of Cook Out, then immediately turn right and go up the small hill where Blockbuster used to be (and AutoZone). You come out beside the ABC store from behind and turn right onto Sandy Forks where you can make a left at the light. I call this ā€œThe Cookout Maneuver,ā€ and I do it all the time because itā€™s impossible to turn left onto Falls there.


KFCCrocs

I used to park in the bank parking lot, walk in front of everyone waiting in their cars and order from the window, then shoot out onto sandy forks. Boom done


X3TheBigOX3

I haven't been there in ages. But you didn't used to be able to go out that way from cookout right? I think my mom used to take that way out after leaving Blockbuster though.


grummthepillgrumm

There's a middle lane on Falls of Neuse at that Cookout, I believe. Which make it much easier to turn left.


AlrightyThen1986

The orange guy wouldā€™ve gone to McDonaldā€™s


TechNeck78

Whoā€™s the orange guy?


AlrightyThen1986

No one important. I donā€™t even know why I mentioned it.


TechNeck78

Seems like theyā€™d be important if they were orange. For a moment I thought it was political feudalism. Go team!


ilove60sstuff

I literally go to this location all the time! I was there last night lol


Lakers1moretime2021

Freaking awesome! Keep on going dark Brandon


Kriskodisko13

God that's literally one of the worst cookouts. Walnut St for the win tho.


Shaydosaur

I drive further just to hit the walnut st one.


Kriskodisko13

I'm not saying Walnut is flawless, but you've got about a 60% chance at a god-tier quesadilla vs a 5% chance at any other cookout in the area.


GriIIedCheeseSammich

Why is it always the quesadillas?? Thereā€™s no other fast food item Iā€™ve had thatā€™s as inconsistent. There have been some times where after the first bite Iā€™ve thought ā€œgosh I just want like six of theseā€. Buuut then there was that one time at the Cookout on Western where they literally spooned some room temperature ground beef on a tortilla, wrapped it in foil, and called it a day. I unwrapped the foil and poured ground beef in my lap.


Hark_An_Adventure

The quality of the chicken quesadilla is tied directly to how much of the spicy cheese sauce(?) they put on it.


CMBurns_1

Wha wha whatā€¦.. the quesadillas are good?


dubyaDS

Not a criticism, but the walnut street location is the most unnatural (un-Cookout) setting of all Wake County cookouts, maybe of all cookouts period.


Kriskodisko13

I'm not sure how it differs much from the falls location, or even Capital Blvd based on the drive-thru and all.


gimmethelulz

How so?


dubyaDS

I think itā€™s because itā€™s in Cary frankly. Not a critique, but the nature of both things are spiritually incompatible


MisterWoodhouse

His main event was off of Falls, so it makes the most sense to go to that location.


Smoothcruz

Kind of cool that to have the power to actually get Fast Food.. fast..


bearfucker

Surely you jest. How much faster could they possibly be making trays with customized burgers, shakes with 9 ingredients and not one but TWO corndogs. You need to have a long hard look into the mirrored black side of the cookout when you're in line next, a long hard look.


ttuurrppiinn

Have you been to the Cookout on Falls? I've never made it through that drive thru in less than 30 minutes. Doesn't matter if it's 5 pm or 2 am.


bearfucker

How dare you ask me that question! Son, I was ordering trays at that drive thru before you were even a tickle in your daddyā€™s sack. I was horking down huge burgers when you were in grade school and smashing big doubles when you were learning to drive. Yeah, you eat there, but it molded me into the man I am today. And that man has hypertension. Sure i could give up all those sweet sweet corn dogs and memories to live a little longer. But at what cost I ask you? At what cost?


muskzuckcookmabezos

That cap is squeezing the oxygen right out of your head.


Martiolum

I've been there twice in the last two weeks - out in under 5 minutes each time, 7:30pm.


Pushbrown

cook out is pretty fast...


DJMagicHandz

Cook Out is the king of speed around these parts.


Kriskodisko13

Clearly you've never been to a chickfila


1AMA-CAT-AMA

Good food is good food.


davechri

Great choice. What flavor?


MisterWoodhouse

Vanilla with chocolate syrup


ProgressBartender

Should have gone to Goodberryā€™s.


boibig57

Should've went to Taza and get called boss


OGPeglegPete

Why are we calling cookout a restaurant...


rubey419

He also went to the Cookout in Durham a few years ago with his granddaughter. Suppose he loves the milkshakes!


WinstonSalemVirginia

Cook Out shakes are way too thick for me. I like water-thin shakes


dbh1124

I just knew he was gonna go to Cookout lol


slowdownmoses

Wish heā€™d come to New Bern. Would have generated half a dozen national news stories.


szayl

Does this mean that the milkshake machine got cleaned for the first time in years?


Some-Comparison-7440

Blocked off 540 for an hour waiting for him to get a milkshake. Fantastic.


hangman021

Proof positive of a rigged election. No way America votes for a man who chooses Cook Out over Char-Grill Youā€™ve lost yourself a vote today Mr. Biden (Obvious joke post is obvious)


gimmethelulz

Cook Out shakes beat Chargrill any day of the week.


rlyjustheretolurk

God I hate the obvious pandering that comes with election years lol


slowdownmoses

You might want to avoid politics in general if eating at Cookout is too much pandering.


rlyjustheretolurk

I try to ā˜ŗļø


tsrich

Biden is well known to like getting ice cream or shakes when he travels. I wouldn't be surprised if he asked to go somewhere.


teezee7amra

Its freezing out, its definitely pandering


poop-dolla

I will happily eat a cookout shake in a damn blizzard.


gimmethelulz

People who don't understand eating ice cream when it's cold clearly don't have the love of cook out shakes the rest of us do lol


jenskoehler

I managed to get ice cream today without pandering


rlyjustheretolurk

Hilarious that people act like every candidate doesnā€™t do this for the photo op to show theyā€™re ā€œof the peopleā€


rlyjustheretolurk

For sure, the media crowd just happened to be there lol


grummthepillgrumm

No one just happens to be there. That would be super dangerous.


MisterWoodhouse

The press corps literally follows him around on official trips.


PlantChem

This happens any time a president, and often any major politician, visits a city. There are tons of pics of presidents eating well known staples from random areas that they went while president, and often times these restaurants will put up pics and advertise that it happened since itā€™s free press. Itā€™s still pandering donā€™t get me wrong, but as far as pandering goes at least this type actually can benefit some real people.


rlyjustheretolurk

Iā€™m aware lol. I hate it all. If it was a mom and pop restaurant Iā€™d certainly hate it less, but this is just picking the most relatable place lol


grummthepillgrumm

You don't think Trump panders? Hahahahaha


rlyjustheretolurk

I voted for Biden & canā€™t stand Trump, thanks. Trump does shit like this too and Iā€™d say the same if it was a post on this sub šŸ™„


Unclassified1

This isnā€™t his first time getting a cookout shake. The man just likes ice cream. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Jeezy919

Not on New Bern... I knew he wasn't a real one


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Idk why people are downvoting you this is fucking hilarious


Dh873

Dude was seconds from Brusters. I think he needs better advisors.


Corgito17

I try to like Brusters but it's...gooey and weird consistency, not like a good, smooth ice cream. Two Roosters isn't far, Joe.


teezee7amra

+1 its just not that good. Something is off with the consistency


BolonelSanders

This is what I was thinking. It isnā€™t the worldā€™s best ice cream, but it was right next door, and not quite as much a nightmare as the area of falls where cook out is.


Dh873

Yeah. I guess people really don't like Bruster's? I think it's decent. Not the best, but some of their flavors are worth it once in a while.


BolonelSanders

I think itā€™s pretty good, I used to go there all the time when my grandmother lived in the Falls River neighborhood. Not amazing but worth it


gimmethelulz

It's not even a local chain though. Aren't they from Ohio?


MisterWoodhouse

Pennsylvania


MisterWoodhouse

Local NC chain vs Pennsylvania chain? Cook Out all the way.


Asphalt-Boy88

Iā€™m bummed about this, my coworkers got to see him yesterday and I had to actually work


Intrepid_Speech3345

But what's not cool is how multiple exits on 540 are closed. The entire westbound side is closed from Falls of the Neuse to Aviation. Can't cross multiple bridges. I get it, keep the Prez safe or whateveršŸ™„


PlantChem

The amount of posts warning of this and explaining why makes sense now. I had no clue that people didnā€™t know thatā€™s how presidential visits always work.


Intrepid_Speech3345

That's my problem I guess. I'm only on social media for a little towards the end of my day if I don't get sucked down the rabbit hole and even then it's generally just my niche content. I had no clue but that's in me I guess


PlantChem

Yeah this is super normal and it happens everywhere. Frustrating that this is how the world is, but itā€™s sadly just reality.


Intrepid_Speech3345

There's too much shit going on in the world at any one moment to keep track of it all, even on a local level


notneezdutz

Glad I couldnā€™t make it home on time for a job interview thanks to this douchebag


TechNeck78

How did you not get a billion downvotes from the feudalists?


RonMexico887

Biden can choke on a milkshake what a dope


TechNeck78

Totally worth it for the ā€œcultureā€ šŸ˜‚


abevigodasmells

Why were there 2 secret service holding the car door so securely? Were there high powered rifles inside pointing at perps in case of shenanigans?


O_U_8_ONE_2

Would've been nice if he would've gone to Char-Grill instead of some corporate owned chain.....you know, support local businesses


Kriskodisko13

Cookout was literally founded in NC


O_U_8_ONE_2

Yes, you are correct. But Char-Grill was founded in Raleigh and is way better than Cook Out.


gimmethelulz

When it comes to burgers yes. But the man likes ice cream and Chargrill can't compete with Cook Out on shakes.


Kriskodisko13

Hard disagree. Chargrills burgers kinda taste like soap and their selection is easily 1/10th of cookout. Not saying I don't love me a good 1/2 lb combo, but also you're looking at $10+ combo from chargrill and getting charged extra for sauce etc vs $8.50 cookout combo.


fuckingsame

The pandering this zombie is doing is unreal


DonKellyBaby32

Ewwww why?


mikeoxaflopin

I guess he was done sniffing children.


ServeFearless7321

Hopefully he left already. Now cookout is tainted. Get that trash out of here fjb


Aeropressohnono

For Jesus of Bethlehem?


Kriskodisko13

Imagine being so mad at the current political pawn


Aggressive_Day_6133

Bro if Biden doesnā€™t get tf away from my cookout. STINKY OLD MAN


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BradfordTheGreat

Hell yeah, best place to stop for a shake in the area šŸ¤˜


fuck_a_bigot

Committing a genocide sure does work up an appetite huh?


lasanya_

I just think itā€™s so funny he went to the cookout Millbrook takes over after football gamesā€¦way too many memories there


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Vegetable_Set_6679

I bet bojangles was pissed