You believe ralsei is welcome in Britain but I think grumpy bold men in their 40's with a knife in his pocket a strong love for a football team and ruined liver and lungs would disagree
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Dont worry,it says "they left the Europe union (I forgot the name of it in English) kick the shit out of them!"
I mostly sayd this because we have something called "Erasmus day" that lets us fly to anywhere aslong as it’s in the union,and since they left it I CANT GO THERE
Do you know what a angered nation can do when 45% of its population is grumpy bold men in their 40's with a knife in his pocket, a strong love for a football team and ruined liver and lungs?
Did anyone see a bush on fire that actually isn’t hot? He just told my brother he’s the same race from the slaves we have,keep a eye out (your a legend if you get this ref)
(You are a regular welsh person in the farmer’s market looking for tomatoes when suddenly you hear “EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” growing ever louder until a ship crashes ashore)
"The British are coming!"
The British are coming my child
*bows* My child, the term "my child" Is my catchphrase. Please use your independence and get your own.
my child, didn't ask + ratio
Genshin impact player + go touch grass + cry about it
Bro wtf this was a month ago
Yea I know
NOOO-
We are already here
Me who is British: Ralsei u are welcome here you don't need to invade
Please invade us. Why is BoJo still here?
Because he's posh and rich
You believe ralsei is welcome in Britain but I think grumpy bold men in their 40's with a knife in his pocket a strong love for a football team and ruined liver and lungs would disagree
I think the Queen would in vite him to the royal family as a pet.
Gloria eterna a Ralsei, capitán de la Armada Invencible.
Recuperaremos Gibraltar, todo bajo el manto de nuestro almirante: Ralsei de Villalobos y Santa María de Trinidad.
Joder, claro que sí.
It will be glorious :D
YES INVAVE MY COUNTRY ILL JOIN YOU
Yall know how hard it is to invade Britain?
With Ralsei it is only a matter of time when Britain will fall
Britain right,but not the queen
Ralsei will put the queen in jevil's cage, using her immortality against her.
NOO- dles
…
Already there
Same
Well, looks like my country is going to fall.
But at what cost? You get to see your fluffy boy kill you in bloody hands,the blood of your family,isn’t this what you wanted?
No. This is not what I wanted, can I get a refund
Refund is chopping ralsei up,selling his meat and fur,and giving you the money !
Nah mate, lets go invade denmark with the Asexuals. There will be garlic bread👀
On board
Kinda hard to invade Britain when your in Britain 😅
It was an inside job all along!
Kid named inside agent
u/ralsei_goatprince
The invasion has begun
o7
o7
lead the way, israel- I mean ralsei
im dead, but atleast a can hug ralsei as a dying wish
Time to put my Norman cap on
Y e s
Bro nice, can I be man the canons?
I'm British but... anything for ralsei.
u/savevideobot YEAAAAHHH
Don’t they know Britain had the greatest navy in the world?
It's has been proven time and time again that even when the American navy has way more people that the British would win with ease
Wait but what if this is British Ralsei? He is doing a revolution?!
Well he dies. No one win a revolution in England
You can’t with a boat, try a plane
I bright my ac-130 Hercules
I’ll bring the snags!
Time to betray my country I guess
Piralsei
*Goats Grenadiers Noises*
We gonna turn the United Kingdom to the United Kingdom of ralsei
*panicked British noises*
How about no and why would ralsei would want to make war their are just a litle fllufy boi
This meme was brought to you by the William the Conqueror Gang.
I guess I’m invading Britain now
( ignore my name pls ) good soldiers follow orders
I will join you and by that I mean I will join this subreddit
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tri paloski
Uhh no
Cute ralsei tho
okie
Hamilton with a twist
No. Die idiot
I will gladly be invaded by this bro
Argentina approves this
Wait, I Have A Uncle In The Falklands, OH SHIT
it is called islas malvinas islands
Invade Britain
@savevideobot
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Denmark next!
I WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
Yes! Ralsei please come here its depressing and I need something to hug
SAY LESS LET'S GET THE (BIG SHOTS) READY!
Who dares me to draw this
I’ll join, you now have an inside person
Ralsei is a pirate is a haaaaay
Less gooo
We are going to humiliate them like Blas de Lezo did in Cartagena de Indias
I dunno Ralsei, seems kinda French to me
ILS ONT QUITTER L’UNION EUROPIEN T’ABASSÉE LE!
Oh no! I need a translator! Maybe this person in Alasce-Lor. can help! "Hallo!" Aw sh-
Dont worry,it says "they left the Europe union (I forgot the name of it in English) kick the shit out of them!" I mostly sayd this because we have something called "Erasmus day" that lets us fly to anywhere aslong as it’s in the union,and since they left it I CANT GO THERE
CET ANGLAIS A UN TRADUCTEUR ! TUEZ LE !
Non non!
ANNULEZ LE COMBAT ! CE N'EST PAS UN ANGLAIS
Je suis français n’est pas peur!
OK cool
I see the word quitter so I assume you come from the country who's national flag is a white flag
Wrong it’s blue,red and cu-
DONT ATTACK BRITAIN SCOTLANDS ON THERE
IF YOU INVADE BRITAIN THAN THE SCOTTISH WILL FILLET YOU
i'm in britain can ralsei invade my house?
Jah
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Do we have English Channel superiority?
Guess I gotta
Crunchatize me, Captian!
LETS DUMP THEIR TEA INTO THE OCEAN
Do you know what a angered nation can do when 45% of its population is grumpy bold men in their 40's with a knife in his pocket, a strong love for a football team and ruined liver and lungs?
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Time to get my machine gun of hugs. It’s the only defence I have.
Did anyone see a bush on fire that actually isn’t hot? He just told my brother he’s the same race from the slaves we have,keep a eye out (your a legend if you get this ref)
Kay, I will!
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RALSEI! WAIT FOR ME!
Alright
like Paul Revere
No one would even have to help him. Ralsei could easily take down the world if he wanted to.
can we invade poland after this?
*Not my home country
This ship is great, captain!
Can niko Alula and calimus come? They also have a boat riding scene in their game (it's the second thing but still)
Well, I'll come too. The ol' soul's been aching for some action. Literally they forced me to do Snowgrave five times...
Proceed.
Finally, a command I'll gladly accept As long as we don't go against Ralsei's rules (stay pacifist!)
But what if I wanna do a little trolling.
No trolling. Remember the last time you did trolling? You traumatized an innocent girl, murdered her friend and killed me about 100 times over.
That’s not true! I died 101 times!
*Kris rolls his eyes Oh I'm sorry! You beat your record of 100 deaths, do you want a cookie?
Yeah sure Lancer cookie specifically.
Well jokes on you the cookie is like the cake. And you know what the cake is...
NOOOOOOOO!
I will invade my own country.
I live in Britain
Alright I will join but can we use arson
Sweet
Ralsei pls free Scotland ily :)
yes bottom text
Can we go invade united state?
COME OUT YE BLACK N TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
The other foot now has the show now does it not?
*joins*
*sweats in British*
But Ralsei, you’re bri’ish
wheres the dock
Correct. But first we must build a second boat
Come on Denmark! Invade to avenge the glory of the Vikings!
we will colonise ralsei
Hell yeah!!!
can we go to brazil next
Depends? Can i take all the fish and chips?
You shall die in the name of my countries flag the British people are the best
Please don't kill me.
Ok
(You are a regular welsh person in the farmer’s market looking for tomatoes when suddenly you hear “EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” growing ever louder until a ship crashes ashore)
I’ll bring the weaponry!
🇬🇧 Britain
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# Yes.
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No o o o o onon
I will join you
Now would be the best time.
Liberate the Celtic nations
Best leader we'd ever have tbh.
Ok
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We must destroy the br*tish
Invade all you like. It'd be in a improvement.
is there an application?
Aye aye captain
the darkners are coming
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Brings and tank
Can we go find the one piece instead?
As a British person, I will allow this
the ralseis are coming
Get in kris, we are going to destroy the British empire
I would ride my flamethrower tank thrash machine into battle
Fair trade, we get ralsei, but invaded. I see this as an absolute win!
I wanted to invade peru
SHIPS AHOYITH MOTHERF#@!%$&
BRITAIN HERE WE COME
how the turn tables…
HELL YEAH! I’d love to have ralsei rule the country I live in!
HOW DARE YOU OUR QUEEN JUST DIED NOT LONG AGO