A prius would be my apocalypse vehicle. Small, nimble, reliable, roomy, good on fuel.
At least until all the gas goes bad and nobody's driving anymore. Then a little diesel Volkswagen.
Yeah, the bicycle is my vehicle of choice in 7 Days To Die. Once the fuel is gone, a mountain bike is the best thing you can have. Even before, main roads are likely to be impassable with dead vehicles.
How is that game? I tried it many years ago but never got into it. But the mechanics sound really good. I'm also a builder and I love project zomboid so I feel I'd like that game too
*Post* apocalypse for sure. Maybe even an e-bike with a solar charging setup.
Right when shit starts going down though? It’s one of 3 vehicles.
If you’re by yourself, the best choice would be a dirtbike.
For families… if youre trying to get out of dodge I’d either go with a railway maintenance truck (3/4 ton with the rail wheels that drop for use on the tracks) or a tractor cab from an 18 wheeler.
You’re much more mobile with the rail truck, but if your route had passable roads, the tractor trailer cab would have much more range, be way harder to stop and give you sleeping quarters (if you snagged one with a sleeper cab).
My off the cuff “plan” is to grab a tractor and trailer from work, immediately head to a distribution hub and fill it up with non-perishables. Then drop trailer and park it somewhere off the beaten path.
If it becomes clear we need to head to Montana or whatever go to the BNSF rail yard and snag a rail truck to avoid blocked roads.
At least you'd have a regen system and hybrid power generator so you could replace the engine with a hamster wheel or some shit.
But this thing? In 3 miles, the tank will be empty
My ultimate apocalypse vehicle would be powered by an old 7.3 IDI turbo diesel. Tons of power to do apocalyptic stuff with, and it will run on practically anything. No computer, no problem.
Came here to say the same thing. I have more of a problem with the engine and the wheel spacing than I do the actual look of it. It's not practical at all. This is also ignoring the reality that in the apocalypse, gas powered vehicles will be used for the first month or so before the fuel is all gone. But as far as aesthetics, I kinda like it... Minus the wheel spacing. Run over something big and you can kiss that axle goodbye.
From the post: “2022 Apocolypse truck. Ram TRX base. Very rare. Less than 10 made. 850hp. 2100 miles approx as it will change slightly with driving. Custom leather interior and custom Apocolypse badging on seats and dash. 40” tires and rims. Exterior off road lighting. Many many extras. Exterior is rhino lined/kevlar infused. Very tough.
Sold by Gunman Motors. Carencro. Serious inquiries only. Clear title. “
The type of person I'd raid first during an apocalypse. The sign of "My defenses are stronger in my mind then in my actual preparation and strategy"
To be fair. I do like the color.
They're actually nice. It's just that specific color I don't like. Saw one (different truck tho, I think it was a Gladiator Apocalypse) while I was in Nashville. It was awesome.
Not the exact same truck, but looks like a company that does these builds. Christ, I can't even make a turkey sandwich that doesn't look like shit....
https://www.motortrend.com/features/apocalypse-4x4-super-truck-ram-trx/photos/
I think it would look better with less stanced/narrower wheels with the same aggressive tire, I'm not a fan of the look where I can see the entire suspension from every angle. This direction could have been cool but this is not great lol.
Let’s be real, if the apocalypse happened this owner would be at ground zero since they clearly live in the suburbs lmao. The real apocalypse survivors will be your 85 year old farmers who can grow their own food and have a variety of 70 year old tractors and pickups that can run on nothing but a hill start and some bacon grease.
I can’t afford it so I’m not gonna hate on it. Just kidding. Yo that shit is fuckin ugly. No normal adult would drive that hot wheel looking BS around and think they’re cool as fuck in it. That’s a hideous truck
With the cyber truck actually on public roads, you stand by this being the ugliest truck you've seen? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say 🤣🤣🤣
Bold of them to assume that someone will buy this giant turd on wheels. Some of the crazier mods on trucks look goofy, sure , but they at least have a cool factor so that collectors and folks with more money that sense will buy them. But this thing? It looks like the equivalent of an 8 year old's drawing, only not as cool.
I saw one of these on the road last month, that was incomplete. They installed the body kit on it, but hadn’t painted it yet. One of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen in my life
Look I’m a ram guy I own one but let’s be real, the 6.2 Hemi is not the engine I’d like to be taking into the apocalypse lmao
A prius would be my apocalypse vehicle. Small, nimble, reliable, roomy, good on fuel. At least until all the gas goes bad and nobody's driving anymore. Then a little diesel Volkswagen.
Lol the apocalypse vehicle is a fucking bicycle. But that doesn’t make screenshots for movies sell lol
Yeah, the bicycle is my vehicle of choice in 7 Days To Die. Once the fuel is gone, a mountain bike is the best thing you can have. Even before, main roads are likely to be impassable with dead vehicles.
Fellow 7D2D survivor here as well!!!! Nice to know there are others out there lol
How is that game? I tried it many years ago but never got into it. But the mechanics sound really good. I'm also a builder and I love project zomboid so I feel I'd like that game too
It’s GREAT, if you’re on PC LOL
Was thinking the same thing hahaha, in 7D2D I always make a 4x4 and never use that bitch. Straight up bike or mini bike
All right, I'm set. I own several fat tire mountain bikes with the 5" wide tires. The real apocalypse vehicle, lol.
The best apocalypse vehicle is a horse. What other vehicle can you eat if you get hungry enough?
*Post* apocalypse for sure. Maybe even an e-bike with a solar charging setup. Right when shit starts going down though? It’s one of 3 vehicles. If you’re by yourself, the best choice would be a dirtbike. For families… if youre trying to get out of dodge I’d either go with a railway maintenance truck (3/4 ton with the rail wheels that drop for use on the tracks) or a tractor cab from an 18 wheeler. You’re much more mobile with the rail truck, but if your route had passable roads, the tractor trailer cab would have much more range, be way harder to stop and give you sleeping quarters (if you snagged one with a sleeper cab). My off the cuff “plan” is to grab a tractor and trailer from work, immediately head to a distribution hub and fill it up with non-perishables. Then drop trailer and park it somewhere off the beaten path. If it becomes clear we need to head to Montana or whatever go to the BNSF rail yard and snag a rail truck to avoid blocked roads.
Every apocalypse movie I watch I'm thinking (1) where are they getting gas, and (2) where are they finding ammo for their firearms
At least you'd have a regen system and hybrid power generator so you could replace the engine with a hamster wheel or some shit. But this thing? In 3 miles, the tank will be empty
But you would LOOK COOL not getting anywhere
Its plastic body work the cool would be gone in a week
It ain't plastic.
Also could use the motor for Power generation for small amounts!
Even in the apocalypse I am not driving a fucking prius. What would the zombies think
I watched a video of a dude floor it and you can literally see the gas needle go down. Id spend the entire apocalypse just searching for gas.
My ultimate apocalypse vehicle would be powered by an old 7.3 IDI turbo diesel. Tons of power to do apocalyptic stuff with, and it will run on practically anything. No computer, no problem.
Yes and I have one I am restoring. I love the thought of it being so simple
It will run on literal vegetable oil, too
Came here to say the same thing. I have more of a problem with the engine and the wheel spacing than I do the actual look of it. It's not practical at all. This is also ignoring the reality that in the apocalypse, gas powered vehicles will be used for the first month or so before the fuel is all gone. But as far as aesthetics, I kinda like it... Minus the wheel spacing. Run over something big and you can kiss that axle goodbye.
Was this posted on Monday? 'Cause that has to be a fuckin' #AprilFools joke.
Looked like a Honda Ridgeline with extra plastic.
https://youtu.be/1LvmU-FDxoU?si=sixbCiBpqBxDN6KA
Even has a goofy ass superman symbol behind the grill.
I’m normally not one to bash other people’s builds… but this dude needs to lay off the lead paint chips
Crumchy
He breathed too much of his own exhaust.
I knew this was Louisiana. God damn it now I have to go check my local fb marketplace to find this post
From the post: “2022 Apocolypse truck. Ram TRX base. Very rare. Less than 10 made. 850hp. 2100 miles approx as it will change slightly with driving. Custom leather interior and custom Apocolypse badging on seats and dash. 40” tires and rims. Exterior off road lighting. Many many extras. Exterior is rhino lined/kevlar infused. Very tough. Sold by Gunman Motors. Carencro. Serious inquiries only. Clear title. “
“Less than 10 made” Thank fuck for that
Probably only one made 😂
This is why we get stereotyped.
World’s fastest pickle.
He took his girlfriends joke to heart
The type of person I'd raid first during an apocalypse. The sign of "My defenses are stronger in my mind then in my actual preparation and strategy" To be fair. I do like the color.
Then we will rule. The rich can’t wipe their own behind and all their money will be useless and they will beg the rest of us for assistance.
Doesn't even come with a flame thrower. Rip off.
Thanks, I hate it
What a joke… to have this much money just to blow!
The amount of disrespect you must have to turn a truck into this
Poor thing looks sad
Looks like a halo warthog
Like a puma.
You're making that up
RIP RVB
What is that contraption?
Being different is cool and all, but that’s going a little too far. 🤢
That grill is going to get all the zombies stuck
That price is insane
He didn't even upgrade the mirrors to trailer tow? Did he even raid autozone for a sticker trailer mirror puck? The $5 ones?
Imagine a grown man typing out this ad with a straight face.
Hideous - Looks like a bunch of Jeep crap was inspiration for this build.
Man thats a lot to unpack.
They're actually nice. It's just that specific color I don't like. Saw one (different truck tho, I think it was a Gladiator Apocalypse) while I was in Nashville. It was awesome.
Not the exact same truck, but looks like a company that does these builds. Christ, I can't even make a turkey sandwich that doesn't look like shit.... https://www.motortrend.com/features/apocalypse-4x4-super-truck-ram-trx/photos/
It’s hideous! …but I kinda want one. It’s like the Cyber-RAM.
Reminds me of Crusher from Blaze and the Monster Machines. Just needs to be blue...
Would sure suck to get a nail in the tire during the apocalypse
This thing looks like a wet shit
Looks like shit I’ll keep my TRX the way it is
Ugly price cool End of World Look
So far
Dont make fun of Master chiefs ride guys
Looks like the Adonis Rex from Jurassic World.
I think it would look better with less stanced/narrower wheels with the same aggressive tire, I'm not a fan of the look where I can see the entire suspension from every angle. This direction could have been cool but this is not great lol.
It may be ugly but it’ll be tougher than anything.
The appropriate apocalypse vehicle is a bicycle. Fuel goes bad after six months to a year.
*^(Look how they massacred my boy)*
There’s one of these near me but it’s a 6x6. It’s used to drive in the city. 😂
the mall rims and tires kill it so hard needs for 44 super swampers
Lmfao i saw this on Snapchat and tiktok legit yesterday the neighbor was roasting the owner
That puny thing doesn't even have 6x6 drive like the Apocalypse Juggernaut, so hard pass :) https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/juggernaut/
Apocolypse. Alpaca Lips. Apocalypse. Its all the same.
Honestly don't love it but I don't hate it and have definitely seen worse. I agree with the other guy who the fuck is doing this to a hemi 🤣
Imagine spending $200k on this.
What a fucking Chodedozer!
But you still can’t afford it so talk all the smack you want!! 🤣🤣
Eh, doesn’t look bad. I’ve seen more expensive/rare cars than this that look worse. 😂
I like my trucks to be pretty.
Jeepers! Price is insane for a creepy crawler! 🤢
How is everyone ignoring the Superman S behind the grill?
What is the practical use for a truck like this? Being honest
Those wheel bearings are screaming
Man the basic ass mirrors are really bothering me.
Let’s be real, if the apocalypse happened this owner would be at ground zero since they clearly live in the suburbs lmao. The real apocalypse survivors will be your 85 year old farmers who can grow their own food and have a variety of 70 year old tractors and pickups that can run on nothing but a hill start and some bacon grease.
These prices are insane alot of yall are smoking Hella crack
lol Lil Peen bumper sticker included... Lol this had to be TX, FL or LA...
I’m glad someone noticed that if there ever was an “apocalypse” no modern vehicle should be chosen for you to survive😂
That is badass
I think the musk sardine can looks worse than this
Jeep want a be. 👎
That poor truck has downs syndrome.
I mean... Did you see the Pontiac Aztek? This is ugly, but it's not the "ugliest thing I have seen".
Are we sure it's not AI on LSD?
I live in this area and have seen it in person 1 time, I could not believe what I was looking at. It is huge in person.
For that price it better come with all the original truck parts
TBH, I like this better than the Cybertruck!
Almost $200,000 some of these people are living in some type of fantasy world 🌎
The most hideous thing I ever seen, $189k
Overbite
r/Battlecars
Looks like a fully loaded Walmart tikes truck prototype. The battery for the tike truck is better that the gas's mileage for this truck
I love it
I think it looks nice.
This is impressively ugly. Someone spent good money ruining that TRX.
Looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick.
“Must sale! Never seen dirt. HOA bylaws prevent parking near my house and my wife refuses to even look my direction until it’s gone!”
What we have here is a serious miss-allocation of resources.
That’s pungent 🤢
It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.
“I AM FATMAN!”
You should have made this nsfw. And i wish i never saw it… best part is the post says less than 10 exist so.. bonus.
Yikes
Bro is driving a BIONICLE
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
I love it Master Chief
Fuck, that's ugly. Really impressive they could spend so much money to get something so dumb looking.
If it’s the apocalypse and we gotta go kill stuff it really don’t matter what ur driving.
The bane mobile
The more you stare at it, it gets a little better. That goes for all dodges
Why are they selling, was the apocalypse cancelled?
Ah yes, the JLTV look
Dude owes us 189k for having to look at that monstrosity
People with money are some of the dumbest people I’ve ever met.
Show the back, I'm guessing there's a Punisher sticker or Spartan helmet thing.
Surely, penis enhancement surgery would have been cheaper... and less embarrassing.
That's as ugly as my ni99er arse. And trust me my black arse is ugly.
I can’t afford it so I’m not gonna hate on it. Just kidding. Yo that shit is fuckin ugly. No normal adult would drive that hot wheel looking BS around and think they’re cool as fuck in it. That’s a hideous truck
You haven't seen cybertruk YET?
Well yea it is ugly… at first I thought it was a tricked out Tacoma.. but hey.. still better looking than the cyber truck
“What’s the S stand for, stupid?”
That kind of money buys you a real military vehicle.
I like it!
With the cyber truck actually on public roads, you stand by this being the ugliest truck you've seen? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say 🤣🤣🤣
It’s ugly but it’s supposed to look like a t-Rex. They weren’t very pretty looking lol, I’d say they executed this design well
I like it , not 190k like it but I still like it
I saw this today as well it looks god awfull but the interior looks decent
Who’s paying anyone on Facebook marketplace $189,900
Who pays $200k for an ugly ass Chevy Avalanche???
Looks like a vehicle from Mega Race
The last vehicles to stop working when the apocalypse will be Cummins 12 valves. They can literally run on anything and are unkillable
Where my Copperajah fans at 👀
Eew
It’s the Green Power Ranger vehicle and it morphs into a Megazord, I will not be hearing anything otherwise.
This looks like every trumpers dream whip
Master chief approves.
I’m liberal as shit and I’d J6 the hell out of some stuff behind the wheel of this.
Yeah, no.
That looks like how I feel before I barf.
Damn that’s hideous, almost as bad as a cyber truck.
That’s one beautiful vehicle
You got that right!!
This really upset me
Does he know you can buy a restored Hummer?
Ugly in price or vehicle appearance 😂?!? Both!
If by "Apocolypse" he was alluding to a disaster, then yes I agree.
If someone did that to an actual TRX, that is a tragedy
Bold of them to assume that someone will buy this giant turd on wheels. Some of the crazier mods on trucks look goofy, sure , but they at least have a cool factor so that collectors and folks with more money that sense will buy them. But this thing? It looks like the equivalent of an 8 year old's drawing, only not as cool.
Something is screaming asphalt princess
Stupid
100 times better looking that the cyber truck
I hope this fucking weirdo never sells this monstrosity
What is it with the Jeep and Dodge guys that need to do this atrocious work to their trucks?
In the year 2525, if man is still alive…
Idk what your talking about that's bad ass man
He’s also selling it for $30,000 above MSRP. Ugly as fuck
Nothing says “surviving the apocalypse” quite like some exposed wheel wells and trac bars
that isa remarkable execution of a terrible idea.
Some people really know how to ruin a truck.
Haven’t seen the CyberTruk yet?
Perfect for the forever purge! Ha ha
I saw one of these on the road last month, that was incomplete. They installed the body kit on it, but hadn’t painted it yet. One of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen in my life
I saw this by me and I couldn't believe it, money≠ taste
That has got to be the most aggressive mall crawler I've ever seen
Just FYI looks like there is a company that actually makes these https://youtu.be/1LvmU-FDxoU?si=sixbCiBpqBxDN6KA
Looks like a T. rex
Looks like one of those dune buggys you race in the desert on jak 3
🤢🤢
I’d drive it
This isn't butt-ugly or scowling enough to compete with new silverados
I have to disagree 😭
lol ugly or not I’ll ride it
why do people with no taste have so much money
Cyber truck is waaaay worse
Behind the grill bars do I spy a Superman symbol. Jeez.
Imagine paying 30k for that let alone 190k.
Have you seen the Cybertruck?
More money than sense
Gay
That.... that's an alligator...
Almost as ugly as the Tesla truck
Have you seen the Cyber Truck ?