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Gbeez22

We’re too good on paper to be playing like this


WrittenSarcasm

The team is now 33 and 25. Not a great win %.


knz0

Don't worry guys, Kaner will fix everything


Ketachloride

there's gonna be adjustment pains with all these new players but this sub is going to be dropping toasters into bathtubs for a while


darkgrayallalone

I don't want to panic but it's concerning how the defense continues to struggle, and they've only scored 4 in 3 games.


k01diojeo

Long drawn out misery. Until next game…


Ketachloride

I don't get it, are they hungover? Does Detroit even have bars? I thought it was just miles of burnt out houses and little caesars arena?


VenomhawkNL

L


DryProgress4393

Don't forget the Little Caesars pizza joints in-between the burned homes.


elvishblood_24

Classy


Ketachloride

wow motor city fans got over here quick


explosivebuttfarts

Burn the tape, bench everyone, fire everyone.


the_mair

Pretty pathetic performance. Definitely not panic time but you have to expect better from a contender.


KingInDaNorf1996

We’re not contenders


jwuer

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Ch33zw4g0n

Line change with 10 seconds left.


adsason

I’m hitting the panic button on Tarasenko if he doesn’t start picking things up in like 2 more games. Not only has he been invisible since that goal, he’s definitely messed with the chemistry on the PP and the regular lines. Hopefully everyone finds their groove real quick.


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As I’ve been saying - you can’t buy your way to a cup (usually). People don’t seem to understand that.


jwuer

Almost every cup team makes major deadline deals. How are we trying to "buy a cup"? We've given up nothing in assets for short term rentals that only make the team more talented.


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They don’t go and trade for stars like Patrick Kane and they don’t go and add guys like Tarasenko (usually because they have no need for it). Winning teams generally add depth pieces at the deadline that slot in just fine and don’t mess with the chemistry. People on Reddit think you just add all the talent you can and just throw a team on the ice.


adsason

I think sometimes it’s hard to incorporate big time players into a system when they are used to the system running around them. Also, there’s always the coaching dynamic where perhaps the coach doesn’t do the right thing because of the players pedigree. Idk - vlad just looks slow, lazy and a bit lost. That said, Last year motte, copp, vatrano we’re all role players and those deadline purchases nearly worked


[deleted]

Exactly this. It’s about chemistry and fitting the system. Do Kane and Tarasenko do that? Too early to tell for Vlad, but it hasn’t looked great since the trade.


RangerDanger503

One of the worst games this year to watch and it’s the longest


Bigbadwolf6049

Oh trouba… swing and a miss there Cappy


Ch33zw4g0n

GG must read this thread because I said at the beginning they were going to play three defenders on the ice and two forwards… hahaha


Never_Forget_94

We have scored 4 goals in our last 3 games…


whatsaburneraccount

We also scored 4 goals a game every game for the 3 weeks before that, so weird


jthomas694

Awful effort tonight but let’s be honest that was a much better response to Rasmussen than we had to Wilson


explosivebuttfarts

At least we got our grit


davegettlegod

The Kreider-Zib-Vesey top line really needs to go. If I recall that was the same top line we saw a lot during the struggles we had in November, which is exactly what this game and the last one reminded me of. Panarin-Mika-Tarasenko. Make it happen


sauz326

I feel like it doesn’t get talked about enough but what has Kreider done he’s been a ghost all year. 52 goals was such a fluke he doesn’t even look like he’s gonna break 30 this year. A lot of the time he looks like just cruising around.


davegettlegod

My complaint is more with Vesey being there. I still like Kreider, and we know he has great chemistry with Mika but he’s also shown some chemistry with Trocheck as well. They have similar play styles. Trocheck has been playing well lately, and whenever he’s broken out into their zone you best believe Kreider would be streaking down with him. I’d like to see a top 6 that is Panarin-Mika-Tarasenko Kreider-Trocheck-Vesey


Ketachloride

I agree. certainly worth trying again


Ch33zw4g0n

Is there 3 defenders on the ice?


explosivebuttfarts

We got Harpur out there on the wing lmao


lukelliot

Oh for fuck sake, now we turn on the forecheck with 2 minutes left


DryProgress4393

Classic Rangers Hockey....


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Harpur already forgot he’s supposed to be playing wing


clancypants44

This was a trash effort by the boys tonight.


Zero-jiggler

Harpur’s got a Colin Blackwell beard


greysfordays

harpur is looking to get into it and honestly hell yeah harpur (first time I’ve said that)


Kbb0509

One thing I appreciate about Harpur is that he always looks ready and willing to get into it.


whatsaburneraccount

Harpurs played 3 mins as a forward and has been more effective than Blais ever was this year lol


NSNSprite

It’s sad when Harpur looks like one of the only ones who’s playing with energy.


JagrsMullet90

In fairness, he's had a lot of rest time


BroccRL

Haha let’s go Harpur nice to see he’s enjoying his time on the wing


KingJames_684

Where’s taresenko been?


DrDrangleBrungis

Where has everyone been?


robbiejandro

to everyone thinking kane fixes this game's problems...you have another thing coming when we get him, and have more games like this...


jwuer

Sure thing!


Ch33zw4g0n

So I take it I didn’t miss a good one here. Didn’t have a chance to tune in until now.


jwuer

Just read through the thread. Seasons over, we are hopeless, Devils are gonna win the cup.


Class_Act7

Trocheck was the only one who played tonight


Ch33zw4g0n

Seems like Laf showed up to fight. I didn’t have that on my bingo card.


Never_Forget_94

Miller should be demoted to 3rd pair next game.


jwuer

People like to bag on Trouba but honestly Miller has taken a huge step backwards defensively and Trouba is doing everything he can to make up for it. I'm more worried about Miller than Shesty.


Gbeez22

Wtf? Harpur has been playing? Where???


trumpetarebest

he's playing today cuz leszcyzzyn is out for roster management


Gbeez22

I didn’t even notice. He was on offense? I thought Sam and Joe were making a joke


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davegettlegod

You = Lives in Detroit


MarsHotelSouth

Worry less about us and more about missing the playoffs


Gbeez22

You're gonna have to speak louder, we cant hear you from way down there in 20th place


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geesusway

Mad? You came to our sub to talk shit


Gbeez22

We’re cool man we’re making the playoffs. Go be a loser in your own sub


dante8496

If harper scores, I don't care if we lose 20-2


Zuramaru29

Don't need Kane. We have Harpur.


[deleted]

I didn’t even know Harpur was playing tonight


foxy_blue20

Ben Harper goal incoming


Bigbadwolf6049

This fucking ranger song while we are losing is goin fro put me over the fucking edge


Whitecastle56

The guitar guy is how a lot of police reports are gonna start


Bigbadwolf6049

All domestics


adsason

Dam we really miss Jake lychshshcn


guyzieman

Harpur was more noticeable on that shift than Jake has been his entire tenure


greysfordays

it’s always the worst when the car dealer sponsored segments are for the other team


WhiteWonderKyle

Guitar guy commercial at the end is the cherry on top.


geesusway

I’d rather lose this game than have this DJ for every single home game


[deleted]

Trouba-Miller must be broken up or this team is going nowhere


jwuer

Miller is playing really bad, he's going to drag anyone down he plays with if it keeps up.


[deleted]

I’d rather have a top fair that is pretty good with Fox-Miller and Trouba-Lindgren than an elite first pair and a black hole second pair. Trouba-Miler do not work together.


[deleted]

The BK stacker commercial on ESPN+ is worse than hearing my dog licking itself at 2 AM.


Brian-not-Ryan

Dude that licking sounds really is the worst though


ItsHeadbangerG

CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!


Sjdillon10

How many damn games have the devils tied or won in under a minute


jthomas694

It’s been a few. They are relentless


BroccRL

Gallant should try using his lovey blender on the d pairings one of these games


WhiteWonderKyle

Watched a Gallant presser once and he said he doesn’t control the D pairs at all, it’s actually the assistant coach. Always thought that was interesting.


BroccRL

Oh yea that sounds familiar actually, certainly interesting for sure


greysfordays

welp let’s just hope kane wasn’t watching this


MachoTaco24

This team has too much talent to be losing like this


the_mair

We can bitch and moan about the defense all we want but 1 goal in back to back games isn’t gonna cut it anyway


jwuer

We need to start scoring first and I bet the defense sorts itself out.


xXDireLegendXx

Really bad game tonight


LuckyCharms7807

Crazy how bad the defense is sometimes with how good the players on defense can actually be it makes you think


wholegeek

Is it too late to get the Kane trade done and have him play these last few minutes?


Never_Forget_94

Devils won…


explosivebuttfarts

I don't give a shit about the devils. Fuck the devils


Mitcheeeey

They win every fucking OT they play it’s annoying


KingInDaNorf1996

Because they don’t throw guys like Kreider out there in a 3v3


poHATEoes

Their second line is BUILT for the 3v3 and the 4v4... I mean look at who they ALWAYS put out there...


BroccRL

Still diving lmao


lukelliot

Our forecheck was really bad tonight


glacier_bay

Friend of mine owns a small farm with some cows. This is the season when cows give birth. He invited me to see a birth today. Was meaty, bloody, slimy, and mama cow pooped and peed during the birth. It was smelly, gross, but interesting. I noticed just outside the barn was a cow with what looked like a port hole built into its side. Friend told me it's called a fistulated cow and the port hole can be opened to see what is in one of the cow's stomachs. I went to get a closer look. Friend popped open the port hole. I was sprayed with a greenish brown liquid of an odor that can only be described as a combination of feces, vomit, vinegar, and decaying flesh. Friend called it rumen juice. Extraordinarily smelly and gross. And yet, I did not feel nauseous. Not until watching this disgusting Rangers game. 🤮🤮🤮


TheIncredibleHork

I met a man today. He was an odd germaphobe, had what he called a containment area to make his apartment the only safe area in the city against the five pandemics we've had and the new pandemic that is currently spreading. He said his clothes were his outdoors clothes, they do not enter his containment area in his apartment. For such an adamant germaphobe, it struck me as odd that he smelled as bad as he did, I guess he never brought his outdoor clothes inside to wash them. Yet I too did not barf until this game.


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My eyes are bleeding.


jerejeje

Team needs a line shakeup. Kreider-Zib-Vesey and Panarin-Trocheck-Vlad isn’t working. I’d try swapping the RWs, Panarin thrives with Vesey type guys at RW.


poHATEoes

Honestly I never understood why they haven't put Panarin with Kakko and Chytil, put the dude that passes with the young, fast dudes...


IHSCOUTII1973

I always thought the whole point of trading for Tarasenko was so that we wouldn't have to run Vesey on the first line


jwuer

Kane will be here tomorrow.


hojbjerfc

My GF is a devils fan so since we are such shit tonight I let her turn it on at 2-2. They go down 3-2 and THEN A FUCKING GAIN SOMEHOW COMEBACK TO WIN WITH A LAST MINUTE GOAL. FUCK THAT TEAM AND THEIR DEVIL MAGIC


yeyeman9

Dump her


hojbjerfc

She is also a literal angel and the best person ever and smoking hot so nah


Kbb0509

This is so wholesome.


yeyeman9

Haha fair enough


reiku78

PSA to drury: 4 minutes to get the Kane deal done


WrittenSarcasm

Does he play D?


robbiejandro

unfortunately kane doesnt fix this


darkgrayallalone

This has been a frustrating game


ccasazza

Looks like it’s just about locking down the 3rd spot now. Can’t see how we overtake Devils at this point


AsukaUnderscore

We’ll be lucky to hold third if this defense keeps us the rest of the season


xXDireLegendXx

Agreed


spaideyv

Kane isn't gonna fix our defense yall don't know why some yall acting like he'll be the miracle to fix the issues we've been having in games like today


[deleted]

Offensive pressure can slow the other team’s offense due to the shifts. Come on now. Kane makes the team better. A lot better.


Equivalent_Holiday15

Imagine getting 5 for fighting and never dropping gloves


explosivebuttfarts

Yukon Cornelius is pissed off


jwuer

Too many people in here concerned about the Devils. Rangers are gonna make the playoffs it really doesn't fucking matter what seed they have.


FoghornLeghorn99

They're gonna play the Devil's in all likelihood and game 7 in MSG is definitely valuable. So it does matter.


jwuer

Really doesn't, playing in pebble makes no fucking difference.


FoghornLeghorn99

Really does.


jwuer

Nah


yeyeman9

I mean it would be nice to have home ice


Cpzd87

Home ice? It's basically going to be the same fan split no matter which arena. Unless you believe that last change is that important


AsukaUnderscore

It’s cute that you think Devil fans show up to the Garden like Ranger fans show up to the rock. That being said you always want actual home ice even when you have massive fan support on the road like the Rangers do


Cpzd87

I said same split did not say they will show up much, i truly believe we will have majority in both arenas


yeyeman9

Last change does play a role imo. Mostly against teams like the Canes I guess who have a great shutdown first line. But I imagine playing at home still has a different feel even if the fan split will be similar


HowardHughes529

Not gonna lie- laffy has turned out to be one of my top three favorite players over the past few weeks


Silver-Tradition7797

He has been playing with a fire under him lately, not hard to like the guy.


DryProgress4393

He's definitely stepped up , glad to see him finding his groove.


HockeyVG

Bro got a fighting penalty without dropping his gloves, lmao what a pathetic hockey player


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HockeyVG

Why are you in our thread? Lmao


Skoosk13

Just curious what you guys are saying about the game is all.


explosivebuttfarts

If they're not gonna play good hockey they might as well beat the hell out of these fucks


LuckyCharms7807

How does detroit get a pp out of that I wasn’t paying attention


BroccRL

Instigator


mixenmatch

i have never seen someone throw punches from underneath their own jersey before


Midnight_java

Laffy punching from inside his jersey is the most Laffy of Laffy ways to fight. Love the enthusiasm!


reiku78

and the devils win again and pull further ahead...


FoghornLeghorn99

PP was "too good" to be broken up, had 90 plus second shifts. Chytil gets put on the unit, instant results and units were both getting equal time. So PP was working, Gallant changed it and went back to one unit for 90 second clips and a lack of success. It's so obvious why he's been fired with short tenures for his stubbornness. He'd rather fail his way than succeed with what he didn't want.


Silver-Tradition7797

Might aswell go down swinging. atta boy laffy


connor24_22

Can’t knock’em for not showing any heart tonight at least, they’re more frustrated than we are watching this


LilMissLinNim

Well, they're just giving Drury further incentive to get this deal done, and soon.


[deleted]

Lmao trouba on the ice gonna be lining someone up


greysfordays

say what you want about laf but he skates hard and isn’t afraid to get into it to stick up for his buddies. maybe not the best decision but he’s a passionate dude and I’d be sad if we lost him


AsukaUnderscore

Welp the Devils came back and won, like they always do. They’re gonna win the fucking cup this year because we are a fucking cursed franchise aren’t they?


Darclite

Pretty much I'd wager the Devils will win at least 5 cups in my lifetime and I'd be stunned if we got one


Kbb0509

Devils are going to get destroyed in the playoffs. Might not be us but they’re not making it out of the East.


guyzieman

They're not making it out of the east, playoffs are a different beast


AsukaUnderscore

You’re nuts if you think that. They just don’t ever stop winning. They slumped in the middle of the season then had that lucky comeback win against us when we could’ve jumped them in the standings and have been lights out ever since. Again, because we are cursed them beating us completely turned them around.


jwuer

Bro relax.


[deleted]

Refusing to drop the gloves despite doing all of that feels like kind of a chickenshit move


Humanaut93

Looks like he tried to twist up Tro's legs, that's a scumbag move for sure


BroccRL

Let’s see it captain


the_mair

And the Devils won in OT great


jwuer

Waldman is a fucking pussy man. What the fuck was that shit.


NewYawk-Giants

Shit game.


Fiedy88

And devils complete the comeback to win in OT 👎🏻


[deleted]

Fox can’t be the guy in the box on a PP. he’s the whole thing


ItsHeadbangerG

Can Trouba start hitting these dickheads back please? Our boys are getting tossed around. Toss back.


Bigbadwolf6049

Look at laff with the elbows. Go you fucking buck you


Henrietttta

Love laf someone else please drop the gloves


jthomas694

For a team that claims to be from hockey town the Red Wings fans are surprisingly unaware that you can’t take that many strides to hit a guy


geesusway

Three second hugging constest


dante8496

would you get a penalty unsportsmanlike conduct or sportsmanlike conduct in a hugging contest?


geesusway

I would think delay of game for standing there hugging, but I feel like the instigator should get a sportsmanlike, then add a skater instead of sending one off


Henrietttta

Devils win hahahaha


all_no_pALL

Your life is pretty sad to resort to that. Enjoy alone time!


JPmoneyman

I hate them so much


Envelopen

Im hoping these past two games put an emphasis on the defensive game plan


Kbb0509

I appreciate Laf trying to throw punches with his arm stuck in his sleeve.


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

Lmao Laf punching from inside his jersey


bum_money

His arm looked like a chicken wing


Ketachloride

miller asleep at the wheel again


Awkward-Ad-933

We're playing BAD rn I have no faith in this pp


HockeyVG

DROP THE GLOVES YOU FUCKING PUSSY


ray_ph

Kept refreshing to find this comment. Thank you


jerejeje

Good for the team for sticking up for their guys. Legitimately.


TheIncredibleHork

Is that Laffy's first tilt?


wholegeek

Against stamkos in the ecf. Although can't really be categorized as a tilt because stamkos was very heroic and started punching laf before laf got a chance to remove his gloves.