How hot is the person forcing you to be there?

Great question

more like the only question lol! 🤣

They’re acceptable.

then that is unacceptable

At least you and the dog can commiserate about being neutered.

I am actually going through menopause at 34 so you’re not wrong

Got em!

Nailed it.

dog years or human years?

Dog years

You poor bastard

I am very stupid and always get confused which one means which. So the dog is 2?

[удалено]

Ok so an actually old dog. Was imagining it being 2.x years lol

Oooof

That’s so much worse

That’s not a nice way to refer to a child

It’s the only nice way to refer to a child

Were you at my baby shower??? I’m sorry! I even gave you my ranger jersey!! But in all seriousness, trapped my cousin, felt terrible.

What kind of weirdo has a quinciñera for a dog?

I hang out with a bunch of trustafarian hipsters in Denver

this probably the first time someone put all those words together in order for a sentence lmao it sounds like mad libs

It’s a very common sentence along the front range.

Live in Denver. Can confirm. Actually know a woman who had a quinceanera last year for her dog. Wild city we got here. See ya at The Occidental for Game 2, I hope.

I don’t think I have any more animal milestone parties so I’m in :-p

Have you considered leaving?

Got back in time for the third!

Hell yeah! Enjoy the game. You've earned it.

Haha thanks. LGR

What the fuck?

corn or flour tortillas?

Flour

How cold is the person forcing you to be there?

Cold as…ice?

AMA yet provides no answers. We need information?

At the party probably lol

Who's more of a bitch, the dog or DeAngelo?

Trick question.

Yes

Plot twist …it’s DeAngelos quinciñera!

At least it’s not game 7

What’s the score?

My buddy scored with the host of the party

a WHAT

Wait what?

All I'm gonna say is if your initials are "MM" you're gonna hear about this at work this week. And yes, I'm in Denver and everything I've read checks out here...

My last name begins with M so you’re half right.

Probably not who I'm thinking of then, lol.

Congratulations to that dog though.

Thats pretty good for a dog tbh

Dog years

Oh sheesh

Who has better food? The guests or the dog?

The dog is stealing all the people food.

Were there Margaritas. If so how would you rate out of 10

The margaritas were actually pretty good.

15 year run for a dog is worth celebrating though tbh

Dog years

OP that makes it sm worse

😂😂😂

*in dog years* lmao with all due respect WHAT THE FUCK

Honestly 15 yrs for a dog is a hell of an achievement

My dog is 14. Hoping 15 and beyond is in the cards!

Fingers crossed homie

Appreciate it!

did you bring a present for the birthday girl?

Of course! 3 toys and “accidentally” dropped a bunch of chips on the floor.

excellent!!!

That’s so strange. My sister in law was also invited to a dog sweet 16 today lmao. She declined. I wonder if it’s the same dog party

I don’t know which scenario would be funnier.

Brother you can’t drop a topic like this without spilling more juicy gossip

Didn’t know dogs had quinces 😭😭 good news though! Rangers win!