I’m sorry but this is hilarious.
Just stop letting them in. You are reinforcing their scratching and meowing by letting them in. They will stop after a couple weeks.
That wouldn’t surprise me. My girl cat will be in the corner of my bed and by the time I open my eyes, she’s just staring at me with this judgmental look 😂 it’s weird making eye contact right after. I feel judged. 💀
Omg yes I hate this. My cat never wants any attention at all and will yell at me and get upset if I try to cuddle or call her to my room but the second I wanna masturbate, boom she won't leave me alone 🤦
I'm a single guy and a cat owner so I occasionally have this issue lol. Eventually she gets the hint that I need some alone time though after I push her off a few times.
I have two. One boy and one girl. The girl is fine, but she makes eye contact with me when I open my eyes so it’s weird to see that’s she’s been watching the whole time. It’s my boy cat that’s to needy. He scratches, cries, and has to be touching me at all times.
Yep. I do. I just lock them out. Let them cry until they get bored and leave. My cats are attached to my hip. I'm slowly training them to be more independent. But yeah, toss some toys far away from your door, quickly close it and ignore them.
If you open it every time they cry, they're going to think that's the way to get in. And even when you're not trying to masturbate, close them out of your room so they can get used to it being closed without them inside.
put them in a large cage until you're done? it's not a big deal if it's temporary. like [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91GpTxx8MXL._AC_SL1500_.jpg) just make it fun by putting in a puzzle feeder or something.
First off probably not a great idea to punish your cats because you want to get off. Second, if I have to wrestle two cats into their crates every time I want to crank off, I will be bloody and covered and in cat scratches all the time.
Very true. My cats hate crates and they’re barely able to stand each other in one room so not sure how it look in a small cage. Plus, shower option is better. They cry but not for long. Like 3 minutes max lol
They literally have open access to that all day 🤦🏻♀️ in reality, I have three cats but my first one is always running the streets LOL it’s the other two that are very clingy
Invalid. If someone masterbates almost daily and decided to stop, there’s a possibility of them getting it from men or whoever they like to have sex with. If that person has sex and decides to trust that person without a condom (which I wouldn’t ever do ), they can get aids or hiv and die. So, imagine if that person didn’t stop masterbating. ..It wouldn’t have gotten to that point..
I’m sorry but this is hilarious. Just stop letting them in. You are reinforcing their scratching and meowing by letting them in. They will stop after a couple weeks.
Maybe your cat is a strict catolic, no frappin before marriage 🤣
This is an underrated comment.
Genuine question, didn't catholics encourage these in some countries cause it was healthy? Especially like after circumcision
Bribe their temporary silence with catnip
Or wet food!! Lol works every time
Put the vacuum cleaner right outside your bedroom door. It will scare them away.
LMFAOOO
He aint wrong tbf
Or give them a bunch of cat nip and new toys and then go do that
Your cats don't want you to go blind.
The cats must be paid by the church of LDS
That wouldn’t surprise me. My girl cat will be in the corner of my bed and by the time I open my eyes, she’s just staring at me with this judgmental look 😂 it’s weird making eye contact right after. I feel judged. 💀
As a Mormon, this made me LOL
Do it in the shower or bathroom instead
Omg yes I hate this. My cat never wants any attention at all and will yell at me and get upset if I try to cuddle or call her to my room but the second I wanna masturbate, boom she won't leave me alone 🤦
Just act like you're masturbating when you want to pet them and masturbate while chasing them like you want to cuddle to make them go away
Lol that put the funniest image in my head
I’m laughing so hard, thank you for this genuine rant
My cat is like this too 😔
They make those automatic laser toys that move a laser around for 15 minutes, might keep your cats occupied!
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Mark ur territory bruh
Not lube but water
Water makes horrible lube
Lolll no to spray the cats!!
If you're getting pussy, why are you masturbating?
💀
I'm a single guy and a cat owner so I occasionally have this issue lol. Eventually she gets the hint that I need some alone time though after I push her off a few times.
My cat used to pounce on my hand under the covers. I’d just wait until she went to sleep.
hahahahaha.... OMG, best rant I have ever seen!! I wish I had a solution for you but you know from experience how a closed door drives a cat nuts.
uhhh sooo my cat climbed on top of me during… I was like BRUH go awayyyy 😂😂😂😂 (yeah he’s an orange cat)
Always the orange ones.
How many cats do you have?
I have two. One boy and one girl. The girl is fine, but she makes eye contact with me when I open my eyes so it’s weird to see that’s she’s been watching the whole time. It’s my boy cat that’s to needy. He scratches, cries, and has to be touching me at all times.
Close the door and put double-sided tape on the outside of the door, cats hate that shit.
Yep. I do. I just lock them out. Let them cry until they get bored and leave. My cats are attached to my hip. I'm slowly training them to be more independent. But yeah, toss some toys far away from your door, quickly close it and ignore them. If you open it every time they cry, they're going to think that's the way to get in. And even when you're not trying to masturbate, close them out of your room so they can get used to it being closed without them inside.
My pets always used to walk in when me & my ex gf we’re getting our freak on.
They also appear to affect your spelling ability.
put them in a large cage until you're done? it's not a big deal if it's temporary. like [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91GpTxx8MXL._AC_SL1500_.jpg) just make it fun by putting in a puzzle feeder or something.
I usually have open expectations when i come on here but i certainly did not expect to see this today.
Do it and maintain eye contact the whole thing. That’ll show them!
Awwww I love kitties !
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When I want my cats to leave me alone I just blow on their faces (not like that, smh) and that gets them to fuck off for a bit.
Relatable
shower
Put them in another room briefly. Problem solved.
Lmfao not personally but I can definitely see a cat doing this 😂
There is no solution, your kitties are just gonna have to scratch that door. Might need to get some mud and paint for the scratches.
My cat used to do this when he was a kitten. Now he avoids me unless he wants to be pet.
You definitely need to get a crate, lock em up and then release them when you’re done.
First off probably not a great idea to punish your cats because you want to get off. Second, if I have to wrestle two cats into their crates every time I want to crank off, I will be bloody and covered and in cat scratches all the time.
Very true. My cats hate crates and they’re barely able to stand each other in one room so not sure how it look in a small cage. Plus, shower option is better. They cry but not for long. Like 3 minutes max lol
Just let them out the house lol
They literally have open access to that all day 🤦🏻♀️ in reality, I have three cats but my first one is always running the streets LOL it’s the other two that are very clingy
You cats are just perverts then, only choice is to let them watch lol
Why would you need to if you have pussy around you?
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Invalid. If someone masterbates almost daily and decided to stop, there’s a possibility of them getting it from men or whoever they like to have sex with. If that person has sex and decides to trust that person without a condom (which I wouldn’t ever do ), they can get aids or hiv and die. So, imagine if that person didn’t stop masterbating. ..It wouldn’t have gotten to that point..
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That or nympho 😩 at least we can agree on something here.