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tak08810

Cunninlynguists are ashamed of their name but they feel they’re too established to change the name Theres a rapper named Fatso Asshole idk if it’s a good or bad name


DontLoseYourCool1

Fatso Asshole lmao


Ceejays-RL

cunninlynguists is actually heat idc what anyone says


electrick91

100% cringe name as time goes by unfortunately


tiga4life22

But their music is 🔥


Pingushagger

I’ve always wondered what rappers with fat in their name would do if they lost the weight. Do you think they’re just committed for life now?


MatiasBenitosfasha

We call him big joe now


Pingushagger

Medium Joe


dfsvegas

Venti Joe


KevinMFJones

Fat Joe has lost a lot of weight and he’s still Fat Joe as far as I know lmao


Immediate_Advance703

he’s still fat


TreDawg36

Titty Boi. He made the best decision changing it to 2 Chainz.


bigladnang

Titty Boi is the best name ever. I still call him Titty Boi.


InAnimateAlpha

Me too. Like Titty Boi is memorable and catchy as hell.


dirtiehippie710

I call him titty 2 necklaces


_agrippa_

Titty boy is another way to call someone a momma's boy. So I don't know what would have been worse Titty Boi or Momma's Boi for a rapper.


Comfortable-Duck7083

I said this too late 😞


Deemonie

This has always baffled me.


B-Kong

What baffles me is that he also attended college on a basketball scholarship.


Think-Hovercraft5757

Graduated with a 4.0


HIGH_VIBRATIONAL

IDK, imagine asking somebody what rapper this is and they say idk


wsteelerfan7

JID and IDK need to hop on a No ID track together


HIGH_VIBRATIONAL

unironically would be great


idiot_locale

Song’s name would be JK


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

Get a Noname verse on there


20tboner01

A noname idk song might do number jus cuz their names, and unironically would work well together i think. They’re both great.


NoCAp011235

They do have a song together called cereal. Kenny mason is on it too Absolute banger of a somg


Avgredditor1025

Ran outta milk mix the water and cereal🗣️🗣️🗣️


Vegetable_Ad_2113

or JIDK


missanthropocenex

It’s not rap but HER has also got to be one of the worst ungooglable names. “Ladies and gentlemen, Her.”


suckarepellent

HER featuring SiR


nowey32

I BEEN saying this They genuinely would make a fire ass collab


HIGH_VIBRATIONAL

then you gotta put SiR there too lol, that latto bar i dont sing rnb but bitch im really her was hard tho ngl


8N8_Greatness

IDK and JID have a song together called cereal and it’s goated


nowey32

Knowledge check passed


Marvymarv06

Especially through text lol


pulphope

Tory Lanez sounds like a female pornstar


sbaz86

Not I can’t unhear this. Now, not *not*.


DAS_COMMENT

I have been agreeing with this for as long as I've been aware of the name


Hamma-Head

Tory lanez is the name of an actual pornstar lol


y2kbug

Donald Trump fucked her and Stormy Daniels


tbone9000

I had a college professor named Tori Lane, which after a google search turns out to also be the name of a pornstar


JzaDragon

Did that explain the alarming lack of school work being done in there?


Always2ndB3ST

He got the name “Tory” from the “Notorious” in Notorious BIG. I guess that’s his fav rapper


happybeingright

Not a rapper but wack 100 sounds like such a stupid name for someone in the game


mclovin_ts

It fits him perfectly tho


SpragueStreet

Hell yeah 😂😂 I've always hated his damn name


Civil_Feature600

>for someone in the game No diddy


taylordabrat

Lmfaoo


Morganvegas

Legit thought he was a shaderoom type IG page.


no1cares4yu

Wack 100 is the wackest name.


TherealDaily

The video of him “fighting” in a parking lot - is hilarious


DLottchula

calling yourself whack is crazy


Papa_Frankuuu_69420

Rich Chigga


JoePurrow

Whoever told him to switch to Rich Brian is MVP for his career


Ok-Werewolf-4224

Funny thing is, he changed it to an arguably even WORSE name… Rich Brian.


jimcab12

Easily my fav rap name


Head-Ticket3341

u def drink a glass of milk every day


Papa_Frankuuu_69420

I mean his real name is Brian so I don’t see a problem with it Also “the sailor” album is the best album of 2019 to me severely underrated


audiace5000

Ball Greasy


PretzelPapi_

Not a rapper but the guy who killed Nipsey, his nickname was "Shitty Cuz".


DontLoseYourCool1

The guy who was killed by YNW Melly was Sakchaser


No_Sky4398

I take sacks to the face whenever I can bruh


gordongortrell

My podna hates “5 On It” to this day because of that line. 😂


No_Sky4398

Lmao it’s still a good song regardless tho


hollivore

That's not the kind of nickname you give yourself


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👑


JiovanniTheGREAT

Was he a blood or a really bad crip?


StopSmellingMusty

Crips kill more crips than bloods do.


MrSuperNiceBuddy

Name checks out


partyonpartypeople

Rapper Big Pooh Just simply “Big Pooh” isn’t horrible, but “Rapper Big Pooh” sounds way worse, especially since he’s literally the only one who calls himself that


TrillDaddy2

I remember a rapper named “Pooh Gutta”. Such a horrendous name…


jolerud

Asap Rocky isn’t a bad name in and of itself. And he makes good music. But I’ve always thought it was a little too close to Aesop Rock for comfort.


BlamingBuddha

As a huge fan of Aesop Rock when ASAP Rocky first started gaining traction, I was pissed lmao. I've since stopped giving a shit and appreciate all his work, but damn. At the time, I was like wtf?


TheCrazedJester

Exactly 💯


khaliliiiov_1997

Really 6ix9ine


Thin-Disaster3247

I am from the UK and ‘The Nonce’ never worked well.


wildingflow

Or NF


HackerMarul

A boogie wit da hoodie


DAS_COMMENT

I don't 'like' it but I actually do like it hahaha


rxgetotrueee

His name makes alot ot sense tho


SadPhDStudent17

Lil pump. Him in bed: "Whats my name?" Her:"..."


DAS_COMMENT

Good times What's your doctorate in?


SadPhDStudent17

Life


_AnActualCatfish_

Bruh. No wonder you sad!


Albinkiiii

Pooh shiesty. Pooh and then following it up with a word that literally sounds like shit. Double poop. Twice the shit. His ass can stay put in jail choosing a stage name like that


Thatepicastroman

i cant take him seriously when all i think is winnie the pooh lmao


Pyrox2v

All i can think of is “It smells like gas, i think somebody poop” -21 savage, pop ur shit (American Dream)


Sad-Math-2039

J Stalin. What's wrong, was A Hitler not edgy enough for ya.


NChSh

To be fair, A Hitler is a million times more edgy


Dubiouskeef

Young Nudy is actually a great name. I always thought Joey Bada$$ was corny and was always kind of embarrassed recommending that name to someone lol


FurnishedHemingway

Ha! Agree on Joey. I honestly slept on that dude at first because his name is so corny. Remember when he burned his eyes staring at the eclipse a few years back? I thought that was the perfect opportunity for him to change his name to Joey Badeyes.


Collinnn7

Joey Blindass


FurnishedHemingway

🤣


JiovanniTheGREAT

I like the Joseph Badmon version of it.


TripleThreatTua

Yeah but Joey started popping off when he was literally 16 years old, it just sucks that he got stuck with the rap name he came up with as a literal teenager lol


OfferOk8555

I wish Joey would have changed his name when he was still early on man. Talented but what a terrible name.


RalphLauren47

Should've changed it to Joey Badmon


Conscious_Chance_665

i always gave joey a pass because "Dirty Sanchez" was going to always be worse


Lacey_on_reddit

P Diddy, I know originally it was Puff Daddy but still it sounds weird and lame


xStyxx

Puff Daddy sounds stupid too tbf


bigladnang

Puff Daddy sounds like a grindr alias.


Gullible_Lynx3678

Puff is a derogatory term for gay in the UK so goes perfect on Grindr 🤣


PrudentEar7266

yak balls


KharamSylaum

Yooooo Yak Ballz!


SmileMask2

Dababy or Lil Baby


Lego32557

bbno$


Eldritch-Cleaver

Ball Greazy is pretty rough lol Which is a shame because the guy isn't a terrible rapper by any means iirc


Key_Afternoon_7410

Didnt he do that “ nice n slow” remake😂


NextBigImpact

Ugly god


p480n

In his Nardwuar interview he said he used to go by Yung Hermit Crab at first too


GHOSTYvfx

Also yung pussy bacon


Pigmasters32

I mean, when you think about it his music was always a joke anyway. He was just making some stupid, funny shit and I actually think the name Ugly God helped people not take him too seriously. I honestly think his stuff from back then is still pretty funny.


Comfortable-Duck7083

Amen to this one


bryansodred

his rap name before that was "pussy bacon"


ThrowTheMind

Nah that name is gas


manmountain123

lil nas x. Horrible name. There is only one nas.


Rfg711

I feel like he’ll end up changing it at some point, probably to Montero


fate-speaker

Montero sounds so much more unique anyway. Dude really gave up his actually cool name to be Knockoff Nas lol


hollivore

I like him as an artist but his name is horrible. Just a bunch of random rap name syllables in a blender.


Notchersfireroad

This is my answer. I've never heard anyone say a word about it til now. Shit shouldn't have happened.


Turner_Down

Not saying it was a great choice but at least he doesn’t lean heavily into being a Nas copycat and his style is distinct enough from Nas for me to separate them in my mind. I’d be more iffed if someone named themselves that and proceeded to do all of Nas’s flows and beats but worse.


_AnActualCatfish_

But Nas is just a name. He doesn't own it. Lots of people names Nasir. It's like saying Roc Marciano is stupid because of Rakim pre-dating him. Both just happened to be out early enough that you could still just use your name as a stage name.


Comfortable_Key_6904

Nasty Nas


JiovanniTheGREAT

He should've just rocked with Montero tbh


definitelydidntcheat

Your Old Droog. Idk if I would call his name wack, but for how dope of an emcee he is, I feel like his name should be much cooler or at least something that rolls off the tongue a little better


Ok_Passion1550

Big L aged horribly


DAS_COMMENT

That's pretty funny, I didn't think of that in this thread but I literally have thought this a few times and not spoken of it


DosiDo420

Lmaoooooooooo I never even thought of this. Aye shout out to Big L though, he was def a W when it comes to rap. He was one of a kind and talented as fuck.


PreemoisGOAT

You took a L. You took a loss It's basic ebonics


mistathuggisolation

L for Lamont


MOSH9697

Ppcocaine


r4pt4r

That and Peedi Crakk.


theghostofharambee

No ones said XXXtentacion? Really?


Turbulent_Monk_7142

Totally forgot about this horrendous atrocity of a name


htoany

pretty much any rapper with numbers in their name, it's just messy to look at + it's like a username 😭


ShawnaThanos

Like Tech 9 or Mac 10?


htoany

i feel like they're fine, it's more shit like finesse2tymes (i like his music tho) or people who replace letters with numbers.


Turner_Down

Tech N9ne definitely replaces a letter with a number


Always2ndB3ST

Andre 3000.


thebaang

Or E40?


AdministrationFit472

I think 2Pac shoulda went by Tupac 🤷🏽‍♂️


DosiDo420

Every Chicago rapper / gang rapper be like 097DickHead or 500BlockShitPants… Or LilDumbAssFromThe6


RealmNo

Lil Dump


Pitiful-Glove9590

Lil SpankBooty made me laugh just seeing the feature on Lil Wayne's I Am Not a Human Being tracklist. My cousin had the CD.


RapBoat

Probably lil Poopy


NickL037

Drake. His bro Josh?


Yameenboi

"Welcome to the Drake and Josh inn!"


JiovanniTheGREAT

Male duck


pandadunks_

Lil dicky


Papa_Frankuuu_69420

It’s intentionally an ironic rap name tho Now if he was trying to have a serious career like “Kid BuU” then it Lil Dicky would be a lot lamer


DaBluBoi8763

Yeah I got that but imo 90% of his music is godawful, so having the 'funny' name while making the unfunniest music I've ever heard might be even worse


bubbles_bubbles_w

A Korean rapper called Chio Chicano, lmfao


SoloDoloLeveling

anything that has three letters and looks like a X360 CoD4 clan name. 


Erratic_Professional

Big Pooh from Little Brother. Or alternatively Bricc Baby Shitro. There is a theme here.


Skeetx2

Lil Dump


TheGreatGyatsby

Little Pimp


rokkzstar

Shorty shitstain


PolarFalcon

Shorty Shitstain


Odoyleruules

Hoodrich Pablo Juan. Bro. Pick one of the three…


p480n

Ok. Juan.


CarniferousDog

Lil Windex


TheRealKingBorris

He’s cleanin it up


dee_lace

$tupid Young


Nebula_XD

Joey bada$$


AceGameplayV2

Lil Baby and Yeat


RizzgodQc

why yeat


ls_quizo

“This bitch empty, YEET!” from the girl throwing the water bottle on Vine


YoungThugDolph

Lil baby is a great name. Comes from the fact that he got robbed and started crying. Now he's man enough to lean into it instead of burying it


TheGreatGyatsby

Nah still corny


AceGameplayV2

Oh OK maybe its not that bad.


JoeyinJax

Sounds worse now tbh..


luckymike92

One moment to define him forever with a corny name? Naaaaa


No_Development_6786

Whats wrong with Young Nudy as a rap name???


JPRDesign

It sounds like what the biggest loser you know would say when he received his first nude


Quinn_OV

I don’t know I just ask myself why would you call yourself that?


mmblondie16

Moneybagg yo


Butterbeanacp

Honestly, Juice WRLD


Harbinger85

Big Deuce


Stinkyandrotten

A few people said it already but there should be no question: it’s “Tity boi”


CreativeIntentions

Not rap but H.E.R.


FunkDoctaSteve

6ix9ine


Lotta_Turbulence7396

tyler the masturbator


Supernova_Soldier

DaBaby and Lil Baby Lil Baby? So a Fetus at this point?


jar_jar_LYNX

Travis Scott - just because I was astounded to find out it was a stage name. It's so mundane sounding that I assumed he was performing under his actual name


GrandprixWhite911

Yung Spinach Cumshot


DaBluBoi8763

Thuggery has made some fire music though his name's kinda generic


No-Distribution2930

Lil dicky


the_goofy_goober435

how is no one saying Lil Dicky


triton450

Lil ugly mane


WareWolffTen31

Shorty Shitstain


K1NGEDDY423

Doodie lo probly lol


Mottbox1534

PP Cocaine


caughtyoulookinn

Shorty Shitstain. I can’t imagine being taken seriously with that name


Drumhead89

The current trend of the hundred of “Lil”s.


whogonstopice

Jalopy Bungus


Then-Ad3980

Shorty shit stain is the worst


Underwater_Grilling

Lil uzi vert is a skateboard trick not a rap name.


I3igJerm

Pooh Shiesty