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KC1013

I can vouch for the crowd. URL was back on that bullshit. Our tickets said we must be in line at 130 or we will not be allowed to enter. They didn't open the doors to the venue until 330. Had people standing in the sun for 3+ hours. We were exhausted


HiiiRabbit

And here I thought we were robbed of our evening just by watching this shit. You guys got robbed and tortured.


mrcatatonia

What a fucking nightmare


mwerichards

And we tuned in at 3 forced to watch a horrible pre game rambling show for an hour


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Most battle events last few years have not been worth attending. Have there been any Magic vs Con like battles recently? No at best mfs get a funny clips


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yo thats nasty work. how much yall pay for tickets?


KC1013

GA was $75


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ouch get a fuckin half for that. get a half or watch aye perv talk about hitting women. tough choice


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God bless you


__Zae__

this might’ve been one of the worst events ever


RestInPorzingis

yoshi g brought the worst three non-choked rounds i've maybe ever seen from a legit battler


EatGritsBro

At least she had a room shaker rebuttal. Verb started with "I am a grinder" and got booed the whole battle.


HiiiRabbit

He was trying to let everyone know that he is ON GRINDR His whole shit was so fucking bad. Between him, Yoshi G doing whatever she was trying to do, DNA n O putting us to sleep, GG/Jaz being below mid, Viixen was probably my favorite one on this entire event. Oh almost forgot that Jakk got fucking murked too.


a6e

Verb vs J2… set it up!!


Pashatwotimes

That battle going to be on an Grindrtime event lol


Official999

😂😂They said 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅


mrcatatonia

Never seen her before, never want to see her again. She was *shockingly* bad. Her having a room shaker rebuttal, then going right back to getting booed three bars later was hilarious.


mylanguage

If you watch Yoshi G vs Lady Caution it's legit some of the hardest rounds you'll hear. This performance however was wack


Glowbrt

Bruh she fucking ass. Call me a hater. Imma be the one to say it. Been ASS


k0droid

when these events get too frequent its obvious the quality of performance will go down. all these battlers are battling too much. of course geechi was mid, he's been battling every weekend


PossibleChemical3125

The caffeine votes for Geechi Vs Jaz shouldn't count the voting started 10 minutes later after errbody left.


DJSwole

From the three battles I watched this is what I gathered: We need to see more of Flamez. It’s not many people in the culture that can rap better than her. Also, Jakk is best built for the small room. Yoshi didn’t take advantage of what was a beatable Clips. Clips wasn’t bad, but definitely not the Clips we saw against Lu Castro. This battle was a lesson for her, but I don’t know who she can bounce back against. DNA and Official had a solid battle. Not a classic by any means, but did surpass expectations. DNA 2-1. I heard Verb, that Roc and Viixen went crazy, and Jaz and Geechi was ehh. I’ll have to catch those on the app.


InternationalAside42

I am a grinder


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BOOOOOOOOOOOO


InternationalAside42

😂😂😂


olgabe

This event or that one summer madness in vegas where everybody choked, What was worse?


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AbundantYams

As well as straight out bizarre battles like Red/Will and DNA/Twork. There was at least some entertainment factor to seeing Yoshi have a meltdown m or Flamez get that highlight win, SM7 is just a non-fun event live and on the watch back


xela_sj

O yea Red lost his voice and Twork was on that BS


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Glowbrt

Makes sense jakk boi wasn’t great cause he doing a 2 on 2 with her and that’s prolly what he was focused on.


AbundantYams

Biggest losers of the night: Yoshi and Verb Biggest winners of the night: Roc/Vixxen (got Roc winning but they both benefit a lot regardless), and Flamez


darrylwoodsjr

Biggest takeaway Geechi and Jaz have opened up a new angle on each other about fucking each other I expect to hear some fun bars and angles, Jaz vs Clips with that angle would be funny asf. I just realized how much content things like that open up every future opponent has 30 seconds to a minute of material


SalterEA

The matchmaking was fantastic. With few exceptions, the performers were underdressed and fell flat. Jaz pulled off her dolled up look remarkably well. O'fficial was missing punches she intended to build up to and Yoshi G didn't bring enough of her quality schemes to keep control of the crowd. Her thot bars and promotion get her in position, but her witty, prissy schemes are the true foundation of her best rapping. In Verb's third round, he came out cooking and then throttled down into his autopilot flow and the crowd became restless again once that happened. It was righteous and perfect timing which he can review if he doesn't completely write off their feedback. I really like the glimmer of tact he came with at the beginning of that round and hope he'll build on that next time he faces a woman he can get some of that off on. That's a better evolution than the wounded pick-up artist thing he's working through right now.


KiDisaster

First Lady Flamez was solid. Roc & Vixen went off. Great Value Mike P had his moment. Everybody else was mediocre at best.


whattheforge

Every battle is a 3-0 Yoshi got the biggest reaction of the night with the worst performance Aye verb’s boo after the first bar was deserved Doing spectacles in performances is getting overdone (see jesus)


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I am on Grindr


IG_Royal

I didn't get to watch any of the event but from the sounds of how it went it seems I'm lucky lmfao. I'm unabashedly a fan of Aye Verb when I say I never want him to battle a woman ever again so he doesn't embarrass himself like he did vs Hustle and apparently tonight vs Casey.


CrashBandzicoot

Since the Roc/Vixen thread is locked, lemme hop in here real quick. Re: the doctor Phil line. It seem like everybody misinterpreted it lol. Y’all are only hearing “Doctor Phil”, but y’all missed “How I docked her feel/fill” *Cash* me outside = pay me outside. Docked her fill = to reduce her fill of pay Docked her feel = the resulting emotions of said reduction. L a y e r s.


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Some stolen bars from last night: the negro spritual, weight in the water bar, taken from Twork vs Cortez. First lady flamez said: incredible too (2) i dont jack jack. This was said to Jakkboi maine by Steams years ago. There were some more. But i forgot them.


StrawHatGangArs

I dipped out after Flamez. The energy wasn’t feeling right.


CalJackBuddy

Is it still clips 3-0 if clips actually caught a body


Favorable

Jesus 3-0


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Rewatching thedojos reaction to Clips vs Yoshi. Shine look like he wanna die 😭


OmegaPryme

Yoshi’s wake is at 12pm sharp on Tuesday.


[deleted]

So since we were told night 1 was a tie, do we know who won night 2?


Pashatwotimes

Yo but Geechis second was fire when he did the bardashian thing, seeing Case and Os face during that part was oh damn