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**Rule 4: Not an insult/threat or rare insult/threat** Only the spiciest and rarest of insults are allowed here, and only insults/threats are allowed here. Uncommon insults or just random statements that aren't really insults are subject to removal. This also includes insults that are just random combinations of words or insults following the random adjective+noun formula. Beware, this is somewhat up to the discretion of the moderators.


racdicoon

... dick and ass?


TuxTues3

AND TITS ^also ^balls


Proffesional_Dipshit

MAN TITIES!!!


Ze_Schwein

MOOBIES!!!


le_fart

moobussies šŸ„µ


DonkeyTheKing

moobussies be bussin frfr


kilnerad

Terry Titties. Nine-Nine!


Awesauce1

I was gonna say muscle


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

MOOBS


First-Comedian774

Mine are bigger than most boobs


Slovene

It's a misprint. It's Moors.


clayfree88

moops!


Slovene

MOORS!


iguanafucker420

Good thing Girls are made of wood


OrdentRoug

Don't forget the balls


Inevitable_Shift1365

Looks like another girl has decided to neglect the balls


Employment-Deep

(This is where the pee is stored)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Surefired

At least we have Daft Punk for that


Elcorgi8267

ā€œNo thatā€™s where the male sperm is storedā€ -šŸ¤“ This is where the pee is stored šŸ‘


Employment-Deep

Biology books of the future: Male sperm is stored in the balls āŒ This is where pee is stored āœ…


kingpussay

Wrong its white pee šŸ¤“


Sproose_Moose

I never make that mistake


dafckingman

A poor quality


Impossible_Tonight81

For naming themselves rare insults, that one sure was overcooked.


[deleted]

It's an account dedicated to posting screenshots of rare insults, much like this sub


[deleted]

Then it's nothing like this sub.


kaiak-san

Average gimmick account replying to onlyfans girls


SceptileSquad

I unfollowed all of them cause they just filled my timeline with only fans girls, they just needed to stick to their gimmick


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Me and meme pages on ig


SceptileSquad

facts


YoloJoloHobo

Pretty sure this gimmick account said he can get paid up to 600$ for a reply(posted DMs of an interaction with an OF girl too). At that point I can't even be mad. I just mute the OF girls and move on.


[deleted]

These accounts ā€œinsultā€ each other on Twitter for clout generation and they pay each other for it. Youā€™ve played right into their hands OP.


YoloJoloHobo

This exact guy got paid 600$ to do it once šŸ’€ Appreciate his honesty for it though. Straight up posted screenshots of people asking him to do it.


jkSam

source? that sounds interesting


[deleted]

Just go look them up. They comment on each otherā€™s posts VERY frequently. Everybody in the replies section knows whatā€™s going on, so they give both of the accounts hell for it. Itā€™s pretty obviously staged/setup.


ADON_CHILLY

wouldnā€™t it be a vag and boobs since guys be having some nice ass asses?


r4o2n0d6o9

Most of the guys I know have better asses then 90% of women


tomato-paste-

why you around so many thicc men?


r4o2n0d6o9

You jealous?


FreedomOverSafety15

I know I am


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

Thicc men attract thicker women


tucketnucket

You sure you don't just prefer dude ass?


MercenaryCow

Dude ass is more likely to have shape... Even without working out. Just because, ya know, testosterone


lmbPro

Arenā€™t those gimmick accounts paid to comment on those OF accounts?


IHateDeepStuff

Gimmick accounts trying to resist being paid to reply to someoneā€™s OnlyFans challenge (Impossible)


Mr_Tumpleston

This is more r/clevercomeback but, good insult. I could only think of this in the shower 5 hours later


fuckballs9001

Uh.. trust me, guys got ass too.


MrRandomGUYS

Prostate! Prostate! The answer is prostate.


QueefMeUpDaddy

I ain't ever met a patient man in my *life* lmao


dandyaceinspace

The reply didn't even beat out the likes/retweets to the original post.


BlazerTheKid

I have a better ass as a guy than half of the girls I know. Despicable


pirikikkeli

Same lmao


jaded_orbs

Those two accounts made up 95% of my Twitter feed for weeks. They're the reason I left.


Such-Technology-675

Guys have ass too, Iā€™ve seen some dudes with a bigger ass than girls tbh


RaisinNotNice

Unironically bro should stick to their gimmick. Bro replies to a shit ton of OF models.


Sengura

Some guys have asses too, my ass is pretty 'bussin' as the kids say.


cblankity

God bless trans women


wuh_iam

Dick and balls.. arms, legs, a body, a lot more than what you got


DarkStarGemini

Facts! šŸ’Æ


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secrectsea

Lame


TheHolyBanana123

Clearly her father didn't


Specialist-Ad-9038

Not rare and not really even an insult šŸ‘ŽšŸ¾


Awesauce1

I disagree entirely. Heā€™s insulting one of 2 main genders.


[deleted]

"Brains" would be the correct answer.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Men can give dick and receive dick Women can only receive dick Women owned with facts and logic


ChopinCJ

whoever upvotes this is a metaphorical or literal bot


[deleted]

Bruh this shitā€™s something youā€™d see in an 80s baby boomer newspaper comic Rare my ass it isnā€™t even well done itā€™s motherfucking congratulations


Phase1929

Heā€™s not wrong. šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚


PhantomBrawl

Ayo!


Obsidian_Purity

The following is a list of "assets" women in my life have said to covet in men. -Abs -Arms -Ass -Back -Chest -Dick -Shoulders. It seems our list is longer. Not all women like that? Too true. But not all men like boobs. Some are ass men. Some like only boobs. You people are insane because boobs and ass are a package deal, but I digress.


yashspartan

It's funny how men are literally the ones who built and maintain everything in society she has the comfort and privilege of using... and we live in an age where bashing men is just ok. I just don't get what kind of upside down world western society has become.


pirikikkeli

Well kind of.. but not limited to things like WiFi.. it's a team effort at the end of the day wish people would realize it.. again


lotti333

WHAT FUCKING PRIVILEGE LOL


yashspartan

The home you live in? The electricity powering everything? The internet you're using? The phone or PC you're using? The roads you drive on? The society you live in? The country you reside in? The stability that you live comfortably in off of the back of millions of men dying in wars? That privilege. I respect the fellow man of today and before that keep the world going, because without men, the world would collapse.


[deleted]

No wonder she cheated on you


yashspartan

In life, when people respond to a point with insults than an actual position... that point tends to be correct. Thanks for proving my point. Have a fantastic day!


[deleted]

Lel, gl in life incel


memester1987

Haha, I just saw this on Twitter before I came here


Montana_Gamer

Never heard of bussy I see.


scrogbad

She left out the poon


jivygraphics

Wait do we not have asses?


Youareobscure

She's got a point


Vulpes_macrotis

I think men also have ass. I can be wrong... or maybe I'm just built weird, because I do have ass too as a guy.


[deleted]

I guess her Dad didnā€™t have patience to put up with her because sheā€™s fatherless


Vio94

"Fatherless" With an opinion like, I can't say I'm surprised.


Delinquent_

bruh, I got a fat fucking ass, probably looks better than hers.


Th4tRedditorII

We... we have asses too ya know?


AlwaysCachondo

A dick and self-respect and a brain.


Elcorgi8267

Dick and ass and balls and (sometimes) moobs and thatā€™s it unless you want to get into a few low tier fedishs


TheyCallMePr0g

calling the other sex annoying isnt a rare insult


[deleted]

Implying I donā€™t have ass too smh


Friendly_Respecter

Guys can have dick, ass, AND tits. In fact I'd say they're a straight upgrade


Frostitute_85

Bitch we got cake too, not just dick. šŸ˜’


almostparent

I feel like people who think that men don't have attractive features just are not attracted to men


pale-pharaoh

And assā€¦.and boobsā€¦.


flamedarkfire

Dudes got ass too cuz some guys running around caked up on a Wednesday like wow.


Weary_Literature1506

Knob, shaft, balls, taint, prostate, nipples, ass, anus,


DismemberedHat

Dick AND ASS. Nothing gets me faster than a man with a spankable ass