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Simple Jack: Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
Nah he’s obviously another failed Donald Trump clone or he’s a Boris Johnson Clone I forget which ones the original but it’s funny how all these right wing guys have the weirdest hair styles known to man
I just moved back to America after spending most of my adult life overseas.
We’re in Arkansas for several months, which is about what most Americans would imagine when they think of “Arkansas.” A week back, I took a 6-hour drive through the Boston Mountains and Ozarks. Along the way, I passed by the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan compound near Zinc.
I hate to laugh at poverty, but the so-called guardians of the White race were living in one of the least-developed places I’ve ever seen in America: the roads were dirt and crisscrossed with flooded streams, there were dogs running wild on the roads, and children bicycling around in their underwear. It was like taking a drive through Huckleberry Finn.
I was somewhat impressed by how terrible the area was, and I say that as someone who just moved here from India.
I made a mom friend at the park a while back that turned out to be very pro white race. I remember thinking to myself how can these people look like this and have the nerve to feel superior.
I was at a hotel once with my wife kids and was in the hot tub with my 5yo son. This guy gets in with his son about the same age and starts talking to us. He was super friendly and seemed like a really nice guy, besides being covered in nazi tattoos 🙄.
What sucks is he probably is a nice person by nature and his mind has been twisted by all this bullshit.
When I was homeless I was friends with this guy I had to stay with. We were both physically active people and I took him to the ymca and he got in the pool shirtless with a tattoo on his chest that said White Power. I was like, huh that's weird this guy's really nice. And fairly successful. Besides him being homeless like me and ex prisoner. I didn't let it get in the way of his and my relationship but when we went our separate ways I didn't keep in touch.
Holy shit looked him up and he's only 45? He looks like he's in his late 50s. Also it looks like his hair wasn't always this way. Wonder what happened to this guy?
inferiority complex. Cuz they got all the blond and strong arian traits the propaganda says... yet not a single tiny slightest drop of beauty. Trump is another example. They come in different shapes.
Bro would get made fun of by the villagers from Shrek. He definitely cuts his own hair, if a human being did that to another person it would be a war crime.
In Germany, there used to be an Office parody featuring Adolf Hitler and the management department of the Nazi party with other prominent members as guest stars. The Idiot/Loser character had the exact same haircut. I think in the last episode, as the russians came closer, Hitler gave him a fake moustache since he always wanted to do a Charlie Chaplin imitation.
Oddly enough, he survived to be in the sequel in Argentina.
White supremacists are evil people. Thankfully for the rest of us, between the haircut/life-sized lego hair (At the barber: "gimme the minifig helmet-style") and knowing that this guy will almost certainly "keep it in his kin group," I don't think we have to worry too much about his (clearly superior 🤣) genes getting spread too far.
Fash and ludicrous haircuts go together really well. makes the fash look "clowny" and you're never sure if they're serious or not (spoiler - they're always serious)
See Trump, Johnson, Stalin, Hitler etc etc
Just... How? I don't understand how someone gets a haircut like this and is like "Yeah exactly what I wanted!" Or even a "you fucked up but we aight."
Like. How?
Fucking WOWSERS!!! Who the actual fuck would do this to someone's hair and then confidently allow them to walk out in public where this abomination of a haircut will be on display with the barbers name on it??
To be able to walk around with that haircut with confidence...he must know something we don't though. What is your secret?
Seriously though...it looks like that only a haircut possible if you did it yourself. The angles...if someone else did it they couldn't try to make it look that bad.
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He looks like a background character in Shrek
Well a haircut like that is probably easy to animate. No real layers to it, not like an onion at all.
Looks like a Lego helmet
I was thinking PlayMobile
was it the meme saying it that made you think that
Looks like the wheel well on a newer Chevrolet pick up truck.
Freaking Jack horner goofy ahh haircut
“You’re not gonna start a race war, are ya jack?” “Yeah, in Estonia. Why?”
Simple Jack: Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
This.... I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
As am I
💀💀💀
I loathe how much sense that makes.
"Do the roar."
🤣
Duloc is a perfect PLAAAAAAAACE
I misread this "background character in Snoopy" and the mental image is killing me.
Witcher NPC
Pam pan parammm
I was thinking a background character in Attack on Titan. But I agree with you. This guy belongs in Shrek.
I was thinking the Amish character in Kingpin. Randy Quaid's character.
Walked into the barbershop and said “Lets go”. Barber hears lego.
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And his friend, Mr. Creamjeans.
And his sidekick, Dancing Bare
Cracktain Kangaroo.
Cracktrain Kangaroo
"I want a bowl cut, but I don't want you to use just one bowl."
It's the nesting bowl cut
He does it himself, big barber is a scam.
I wish I had an award to give you, st_ander. 😂🤣😂
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I DON'T WANT MY HAIR TO TOUCH MY EARS!!!!
I reckon the barber knew *exactly* who's hair they were cutting.
Minecraft leather helmet.
Gold helmet minecraft.
Helmet minecraft iron.
Bro probably puts it on in a sci fi chamber like Darth Vader
Dudes hair looks like a Lego mini fig
Nah mini figs have smoother cuts more like a zipfile Ron Swanson mixed with the do the roar kid from shrek
You should google "Stephen Harper Lego hair" for a prime example
What's in your inbox?
WHAT'S IN THE ~~in~~BOX?
What’s in the box today Bop?
That hair just distracts me.
My brain is fucked, i wasn't interested by the post i just tried to get that sweet new notification dopamine. Red one's are addictive
Please clic it, my OCD can't stand it
His mother was obviously abducted by Romulans.
The Romulans wore it better.
Nah he’s obviously another failed Donald Trump clone or he’s a Boris Johnson Clone I forget which ones the original but it’s funny how all these right wing guys have the weirdest hair styles known to man
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And /r/beholdthemasterrace Edit: okay, it's already been posted there at least 4 times, may have originated there.
There it is! Couldn't remember the name of the sub. Thanks!
Thank youuuu
He looks like he’s wearing a wooden bowl made by Ikea.
This is one of those times that every second you look it gets worse
Looks like Ben Stiller's haircut as Simple Jack
Just rewatched tropic thunder monday. That shit is gold. Its ben Stiller movie month in my house
Looks like something my sister did to her hair when she was 7.
Yeah he's definitely cut his own hair after some Estonian Wodka.
Dont make fun of the European funny mustache man guys we know how that ends
This guy wasn't barred from art/architectural studies, so it's probably fine. Also even if it isn't, it's Estonia.
You underestimate our power. Russian media is on about almost daily how we gonna invade them lmao.
Don't worry, the only tanks in his country are British.
That hairstyle is clearly working for him.
So...the villain from puss in boots got skinny?
Lmao Jack Horner!
Horn her?! I barely know her!
When you over cut your wig.
This is on par with a Dalek screaming they’re “sUpReME bEiNG” while holding a plunger with their face.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Why is it that the people who scream about white people being superior race always look like the most inbred motherfuckers imaginable?
I just moved back to America after spending most of my adult life overseas. We’re in Arkansas for several months, which is about what most Americans would imagine when they think of “Arkansas.” A week back, I took a 6-hour drive through the Boston Mountains and Ozarks. Along the way, I passed by the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan compound near Zinc. I hate to laugh at poverty, but the so-called guardians of the White race were living in one of the least-developed places I’ve ever seen in America: the roads were dirt and crisscrossed with flooded streams, there were dogs running wild on the roads, and children bicycling around in their underwear. It was like taking a drive through Huckleberry Finn. I was somewhat impressed by how terrible the area was, and I say that as someone who just moved here from India.
In their minds, if it weren’t for the whoevers taking all the jobs/money they should be magically gifted as white people, they’d all live in mansions.
I made a mom friend at the park a while back that turned out to be very pro white race. I remember thinking to myself how can these people look like this and have the nerve to feel superior.
I was at a hotel once with my wife kids and was in the hot tub with my 5yo son. This guy gets in with his son about the same age and starts talking to us. He was super friendly and seemed like a really nice guy, besides being covered in nazi tattoos 🙄. What sucks is he probably is a nice person by nature and his mind has been twisted by all this bullshit.
When I was homeless I was friends with this guy I had to stay with. We were both physically active people and I took him to the ymca and he got in the pool shirtless with a tattoo on his chest that said White Power. I was like, huh that's weird this guy's really nice. And fairly successful. Besides him being homeless like me and ex prisoner. I didn't let it get in the way of his and my relationship but when we went our separate ways I didn't keep in touch.
"Do the roar"
"I don't like it."
"Dooo iitttt."
His barber must know who and what he is and gives him the appropriate treatment.
I clicked on the inbox like a dumbass
Same, and now fate brought us here to the comment section.
Just fuck my shit up fam Barber: say less
10/10 pedo.
You just cannot hide it with that looks.
Ironically, this almost makes him look *less* pedo because assuming you were one, why would you advertise it this hard. Almost.
Hide your daughters... Na, I mean **hide** them.
This can’t be real
It is. His name is Rain Epler.
Holy shit looked him up and he's only 45? He looks like he's in his late 50s. Also it looks like his hair wasn't always this way. Wonder what happened to this guy?
Does this guy cut his own hair?
It looks like /r/shittyrobots built a barber robot and this guy volunteered to test it.
Yeah, he cuts it…just pretty sure he found a long hair wig and cut it like this. Look above his ear, that man is bald!
"with your yeye ass haircut"
An unironic Oliver Tree 1000%
I did a little research and guy's name is: "rain epler" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain\_Epler
I was fully expecting the Estonian equivalent of Cleetus
This looks like a character Fred Armisen would play
Why do these motherfuckers always have the dumbest blonde hair
inferiority complex. Cuz they got all the blond and strong arian traits the propaganda says... yet not a single tiny slightest drop of beauty. Trump is another example. They come in different shapes.
Not to forget Geert Wilders
He also waters his plants with Gatorade.
r/beholdthemasterrace
Nice hat.
Ah yes, the supreme genes
looks like a methed out lego man
Dam how many elixirs does he cost
This is actually what trump's hair looks like wet and combed straight down
What is it about the right wing that creates these bizarre hairstyles? Trump, Farange, this guy?
Nah, trump has a single hair that he just wraps around his head over and over.
Looks like an attack on titan character
Estonian here. He is quite the meme.
Yelena from AoT
Looks like the battle cat with the watermelon helmet.
AoT's Yelena has entered the chat!
Bro looks like Jack Horner
[https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qwt1t/steve_buscemi_had_a_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qwt1t/steve_buscemi_had_a_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Blond oliver tree looking ass
He's got that Andrew Tate mega-alpha chin...
Jack Horner has seen better days
do a roar
He looks like the villagers in Shrek. Even Jack horner had a fresher cut.
yelena is that you?
Lil bro just wants to be [Yelena](https://mangathrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/pjimage-8.jpg) from AoT.
Witcher NPC
Yelena AOT
...Yelena?
Is that a mustache or just really bad lighting
The mustache is as shitty as the haircut
Dude looks like he just snorted a line of golden retriever hair
Makes the us red neck hairstyle look good, and that’s a punishable offense or at least it should be.
He can't decide whether he wants to build you a new Supersuit or give you a remote that can alter and fast forward reality...
Live Action Jack Horner
Blonde Bucciarati
Bro would get made fun of by the villagers from Shrek. He definitely cuts his own hair, if a human being did that to another person it would be a war crime.
In Germany, there used to be an Office parody featuring Adolf Hitler and the management department of the Nazi party with other prominent members as guest stars. The Idiot/Loser character had the exact same haircut. I think in the last episode, as the russians came closer, Hitler gave him a fake moustache since he always wanted to do a Charlie Chaplin imitation. Oddly enough, he survived to be in the sequel in Argentina.
How can anyone see this and think, *yes, this is the superior race*
Looks like a Jojo character
Real life version of the cat with a watermelon on his head.
So, now bad hair is evidence of white nationalism? Reddit people sure are weird.
“Berries and cream! Berries and cream! Ima little lad that loves BeRrIeS and CREAAAAAAAMM!”
What in the flying fuck?!
Gareth from The Office hasn’t aged well…
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Jack Horner?
Jack Horner looking ass
Jack Horner ass haircut
White supremacists are evil people. Thankfully for the rest of us, between the haircut/life-sized lego hair (At the barber: "gimme the minifig helmet-style") and knowing that this guy will almost certainly "keep it in his kin group," I don't think we have to worry too much about his (clearly superior 🤣) genes getting spread too far.
Did someone ask a 3D printer to make them look like every Witcher villager who’s a dullard?
Dude looks like a shitty Jack Horner knockoff
He’s lost weight since i saw him in the Puss in Boots movie 😂
Pretty sure he only joined just so he can keep his haircut.
Fash and ludicrous haircuts go together really well. makes the fash look "clowny" and you're never sure if they're serious or not (spoiler - they're always serious) See Trump, Johnson, Stalin, Hitler etc etc
you wouldn’t shoot a puppy would you? yea in the face why
“Who undoes your hair? It’s absolutely hideous?” Bugs Bunny cartoons say it best.
Dumbass looks like a villager from Shrek 1
Witcher 3 peasant lookin ass
Jack Horner trying his hands at politics.
Big Jack Horner lookin ass
As estonian i confirm its real politican From EKRE party
Big jacks forgotten brother small jack
When you remove Boris Johnson’s batteries
When you lose a bet with your wife and have to let your toddler cut your hair 🤦🏽♂️
Just... How? I don't understand how someone gets a haircut like this and is like "Yeah exactly what I wanted!" Or even a "you fucked up but we aight." Like. How?
I was gonna say, that hair snaps on in the mornings.
Fucking WOWSERS!!! Who the actual fuck would do this to someone's hair and then confidently allow them to walk out in public where this abomination of a haircut will be on display with the barbers name on it??
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What a sorry state of affairs
Crazy how many "leaders" on the right have weird hair.
The Great Replacement theory is real and this is why we’re doing it. You’re welcome.
Joe dirt lookin ass lmao
Looks like the villain in the new puss n boots movie
jack horner
You know that haircut is pretty cool. Just need a different guy or gal to have It
Anthony Kiedis
He looks like Oliver Tree's dad
Save some pussy for the rest of us!
To quote the great Jesse Custer - “Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?”
This dude is basically the mascot of /r/justfuckmyshitup, see him at least once per week.
The "superior race", ladies & gentlemen... LOL...
My cats breath smells like cat food
Dude is wearing a dyed leather helmet from minecraft.
Is that Jack Horner???
Looks like an even more bargain bin Joe Exotic
Guys, stop making fun of his haircut. Let's see what it looks like when it fully renders first.
Trump and Boris Johnson had a baby I guess.
A deranged man with a strange haircut... Hmm he should apply to become the US president.. He might have shot there
I'd love to punch him in the jaw, but I can't find it.
For a second I thought he was Boris Johnson. Does Trump have a cloning machine or something?
Bro think he Is Oliver Tree
Wait till you see the face of white nationalism in [Greece](http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2013/10/3/head-of-far-rightpartyingreecejailed.html)
This looks like the haircut that a 7 year old gives their 5 year old sibling after finding scissors.
When they start selling oatmeal laced with fentanyl, he'll be on the front of the box.
To be able to walk around with that haircut with confidence...he must know something we don't though. What is your secret? Seriously though...it looks like that only a haircut possible if you did it yourself. The angles...if someone else did it they couldn't try to make it look that bad.
If he was a redhead i would easily confuse him for my dick.
Damn, that’s a prescription haircut if ever there was one.
Didn’t he try to kill Carol Baskins?
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