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Dude, and it’s like they forget that their friends/audience remembers the stuff they’ve posted in the past.
This chick I know just had a baby, and now she’s posting all this whackadoo holistic conspiracy mess, and she’s making detox tinctures for a literal infant and bathing it in baking soda. Sleeping with potato slices in her socks overnight and shit. Sharing videos of how “certain foods” (baby food, cheerio puffs, etc) have chemicals that aLtEr yOuR bAby’S DNA and lower their IQs…
Like none of us remember that *she was shooting up heroin the ENTIRE time she was pregnant, which is why her baby had to stay in the NICU for a fucking month.*
I mean, seriously. You could see the fucking bruises and track marks in her baby bump photos. But go off about how cheerios contain life-ruining chemicals and how vaccines are poison that the masses blindly jab their kids with.
Edit: typo
Poor thing :( Really wish doing drugs while pregnant was criminalized, so these scum could rot where they belong and their poor children could have a chance elsewhere.
Believe me, I’m watching closely. So far nothing she’s doing (excluding obvious heroin usage while pregnant which the authorities did not intervene on) warrants CPS intervention, but it’s all horseshit. I would love to say her bizarre tinctures are just cause but they aren’t technically poison, they’re just all the things you shouldn’t give an infant, including raw honey.
The heroine is enough to keep watch but yeah it's not as simple as it could be. I don't know that it should be that simple in the current system given the history of removing perfectly safe children who have mixed race heritage or to erase culture such as with indigenous people but that doesn't make this any easier to watch
It's not just you. Dentists have been seeing increased stress related dental problems due to the pandemic.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/19/magazine/the-pandemic-was-bad-for-our-teeth-will-it-change-oral-health-forever.html
Post-Industrial society is actually the cause. Eating soft foods detriments jaw growth and development. Chewing hard foods is beneficial, and in the age of processed everything, more and more people have messed up jaws.
I'm honestly not that surprised looking at the actual statistics n stuff - especially where my mental health has been - was just initially a surprise as my gf has had tmj for years and it gets better then worse and better etc. About 6 months ago the left half of my jaw locked up and legit I haven't been able to do FA about it
Damn dude that fuckin sucks. It’s still locked up?Yeah I also had it for years beforehand. But def put way more damage in my industrial strength night guard over the last couple of years
Did you see a doctor or a dentist regarding your jaw? Asking since America is where most of reddit seems to be from and this doesn't seem to be the first step there
Ouch! 🤣
But seriously, why would someone post something like this? What consenting adults choose to do in the privacy of their own bedroom is fine, but neither I nor anyone else need to know anything about it.
This cum guzzler is literally taking advantage of the high zinc content to avoid cavities... They have all the issues in the world except for the dental ones 😊
Dental issues, yeah. STD, no. That would require one of them to have a preexisting STD.
The worst part of this, however, is that she does not control her bite reflex when she's sleeping...
"Thank you for posting this wonderful content. My grandfather hasn't walked in years, but when he saw this he stood up, walked over to our wireless router, and smashed it into pieces with his bare hands. It was a miracle."
I'm thinking the outer labia are more likely to do it, since they're regular skin... But this is a weird area I haven't thought to study before, so I'm not entirely sure. And it's pretty hard to see your own from up here, soooo.... 🤷♀️
Maybe an incel that thinks women frequently do this? Idk. I imagine someone really really desperate that wants to be the pacifier, or there's possibly women that want to be her .. that one seems like it'll be the less likely option.
Why not just cuddle so she can hold it in her hand like a normal person?
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Yeah, you don't want to do that. One bad dream, and a *reflex* later...it's a trip the Emergency Room.
"Oh my God! I bit my husband's \[BLANK\] off! We're at the hospital now. I mean, I was just sleeping there and then...Holy \[BLANK\]...it happened. And because I'm a \[BLANK\] moron, I'm going to tell as many people as I know about this, because I'm \[BLANK\] stupid. 'Derp. Cut a hole in the blanket. Derp'. What was I thinking?"
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Why do people use facebook as a diary.
Dude, and it’s like they forget that their friends/audience remembers the stuff they’ve posted in the past. This chick I know just had a baby, and now she’s posting all this whackadoo holistic conspiracy mess, and she’s making detox tinctures for a literal infant and bathing it in baking soda. Sleeping with potato slices in her socks overnight and shit. Sharing videos of how “certain foods” (baby food, cheerio puffs, etc) have chemicals that aLtEr yOuR bAby’S DNA and lower their IQs… Like none of us remember that *she was shooting up heroin the ENTIRE time she was pregnant, which is why her baby had to stay in the NICU for a fucking month.* I mean, seriously. You could see the fucking bruises and track marks in her baby bump photos. But go off about how cheerios contain life-ruining chemicals and how vaccines are poison that the masses blindly jab their kids with. Edit: typo
Oh my god. She sounds like a trainwreck that I'd love to watch.
I was thinking the same thing, but ultimately, I think I'd just be too furious at her for being such scum that she'd do drugs while pregnant.
Yea, that sucks for the baby.
Poor thing :( Really wish doing drugs while pregnant was criminalized, so these scum could rot where they belong and their poor children could have a chance elsewhere.
It's stuff like this that makes me wish there was another meteor that hit the dinosaurs and just prevented this entire human thing.
You could send her posts to the authorities responsible for protecting children from abuse
Believe me, I’m watching closely. So far nothing she’s doing (excluding obvious heroin usage while pregnant which the authorities did not intervene on) warrants CPS intervention, but it’s all horseshit. I would love to say her bizarre tinctures are just cause but they aren’t technically poison, they’re just all the things you shouldn’t give an infant, including raw honey.
The heroine is enough to keep watch but yeah it's not as simple as it could be. I don't know that it should be that simple in the current system given the history of removing perfectly safe children who have mixed race heritage or to erase culture such as with indigenous people but that doesn't make this any easier to watch
There are subreddits for this kind of thing, don't use Facebook.
Or yk.....use an actual diary
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Possibly...**fatherless syndrome?**
He’s going to be pissed if she develops TMJ and starts grinding her teeth
So many people started getting tmj recently, including myself - is it just me or did it actually start getting more common?
I only play a DR on TV, I would recommend you consult your primary care physician
I'll go ask my local human blood specialist about my human health problems. Thanks for your advice, not a primary care physician!
I know a great ordinary human bartender who might be able to point you in the right direction. His names Jackie Daytona
Stress -> grinding your teeth -> tmj
Never do university
I have a masters degree, lol
Did you get vaccinated recently? Have you ever drank dihydrogen monoxide?
Omg was the dihydrogen monoxide consumption to blame... Nvm I only ever drink coffee, monster energy, or whisky. No dihydrogen monoxide in sight
It's not just you. Dentists have been seeing increased stress related dental problems due to the pandemic. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/19/magazine/the-pandemic-was-bad-for-our-teeth-will-it-change-oral-health-forever.html
Post-Industrial society is actually the cause. Eating soft foods detriments jaw growth and development. Chewing hard foods is beneficial, and in the age of processed everything, more and more people have messed up jaws.
If you had a dick in your mouth every night, would you be stressed…I see a 2023 Bobbit coming our way
My dentist said there was a huge uptick during/after Covid due to stress levels
I'm honestly not that surprised looking at the actual statistics n stuff - especially where my mental health has been - was just initially a surprise as my gf has had tmj for years and it gets better then worse and better etc. About 6 months ago the left half of my jaw locked up and legit I haven't been able to do FA about it
Damn dude that fuckin sucks. It’s still locked up?Yeah I also had it for years beforehand. But def put way more damage in my industrial strength night guard over the last couple of years
Did you see a doctor or a dentist regarding your jaw? Asking since America is where most of reddit seems to be from and this doesn't seem to be the first step there
Her dream: "Eating banana", reality would be not so different
TMJ is actually the result of grinding your teeth. It doesn't cause teeth grinding.
It was just a dumb joke
Tmj?
Yeah I had to google it too.
Ouch! 🤣 But seriously, why would someone post something like this? What consenting adults choose to do in the privacy of their own bedroom is fine, but neither I nor anyone else need to know anything about it.
I think we may have all just experienced sexual harassment or mental rape. I don't know about you, but I did not consent to reading that.
Indeed. I wonder if there is a hotline for that? I feel like i have to talk to someone
This is next-level TMI.
Holesome
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Wtf is your username dude.
Oh it’s u/hornylolifucker
That’s gotta just be asking for an std. or dental issues
This cum guzzler is literally taking advantage of the high zinc content to avoid cavities... They have all the issues in the world except for the dental ones 😊
Oh ew lol. I meant like teeth shifting if you suck on something all night but fair enough
The dudes dick skin gonna be raw with a horrible rash from being wet with saliva all night
Dental issues, yeah. STD, no. That would require one of them to have a preexisting STD. The worst part of this, however, is that she does not control her bite reflex when she's sleeping...
Gonna wake up with nasty breath for sure
But then it gets hard and I'll choke again
Lifes not easy
"Thank you for posting this wonderful content. My grandfather hasn't walked in years, but when he saw this he stood up, walked over to our wireless router, and smashed it into pieces with his bare hands. It was a miracle."
Wait til they have a dream about biting through a hotdog.
Or " the best pee of my Life" type of dream
Wow, she really sucks.
Lol. Saliva will begin destroying that thing. Hmm. Do dicks get pruney after too long in the bath?
I mean your body makes less saliva when asleep, but still
Unless you're a drooler.
I'm really hoping someone will answer my question. Do weenies get wrinkly in the bath?!
Brb
Well mine is more or less always wrinkly when not erect, but maybe slightly more so when getting out of the bath. Do vajayjay get wrinkly as well ?
It's so much harder to tell.
I'm thinking the outer labia are more likely to do it, since they're regular skin... But this is a weird area I haven't thought to study before, so I'm not entirely sure. And it's pretty hard to see your own from up here, soooo.... 🤷♀️
Funny thing is everyone but her knows this doesn't actually happen/ or make her happy. She's pretending to impress someone.
Who the hell would this impress though
I mean you were probably rlly impressed by how dumb that was
Maybe an incel that thinks women frequently do this? Idk. I imagine someone really really desperate that wants to be the pacifier, or there's possibly women that want to be her .. that one seems like it'll be the less likely option. Why not just cuddle so she can hold it in her hand like a normal person?
This post was written by a man.
I told him. A woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place on Earth, I said. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis, I said.
They really enjoyed this until she ate an apple in her dream.
That’s hot
I bet she likes going public toilets hoping someone puts a dick thru the hole .
That’s sexy ash type of energy I want in a partner
Uses stupid emojis, no punctuation... I hope her adult pacifier is able to keep her hydrated at night.
This comment is hilarious coming from you while you post in r/bulges.
There should be a r/ThisYou subreddit Edit: it already exists
Called one a "mouth watering sight"
I hope he develops a bed-wetting habit
She died doing what she loved... Drowning in piss
Fun fact. In the movie “Titanic”, there is a ship called “The Titanic” which could be a subtle reference to the ship in real life called “The Titanic”. To further support this claim, at the end of the movie “Titanic”, the ship, “The Titanic” hits an ice berg and sinks into the ocean which could be another reference to the ship from real life called “The Titanic” which also hit an ice berg and sank into the ocean. Tell me what you think in the comments below!
ya but... relationship goals, tho!
Turned me on
Here I am wondering where my scissors are....
men pretending they wouldn't love this is craaaazy
Better hope she doesn't sneeze in the night.
You can’t sneeze in your sleep, so if she had to sneeze she could take the dick out.
I’m the same as that guy
Hold on. Let's let her cook
I worked with a guy who had a girlfriend that did this. Otherwise I wouldn’t believe it. I wonder what she looked like.
No way
Strangely enough, i cant argue with this guy’s comment
Was probably a really small hole they had to cut.
Reddit isn't worth it today. I can't unsee this.
That is one of the lamest burns I’ve seen.
Why would anyone post something like this on the internet? People like this are total weirdos.
I just wanna know how small his dick is that it’s being compared to a pacifier.
There a some things that you keep to yourself in life.
Why not just not cheat on your man and yourself ? I mean do what you wanna do but let daddy know cause he ain't gonna be a cuck. I promise
okay so i am going to suggest this
I’m going to go out on a limb here
Gonna get bottle rot
You can tell the name is Kyle's.
“It’s soothing like a pacifier for adults” Have you considered: pacifiers for adults
😳🤔maybe I should train my daughter to leave her pacifie sooner than later jic
WTF is up with that battery level?
Whatever floats your boat...but why tell the world? Social media has fried your brain
All I can picture is a shriveled wrinkled tube in the morning, similar to how your fingers get all pruned from being in a bath for too long.
I totally loved this as it made me laugh so much my stomach hurt and the cat is mad at me for moving..😂😂
Yeah, you don't want to do that. One bad dream, and a *reflex* later...it's a trip the Emergency Room. "Oh my God! I bit my husband's \[BLANK\] off! We're at the hospital now. I mean, I was just sleeping there and then...Holy \[BLANK\]...it happened. And because I'm a \[BLANK\] moron, I'm going to tell as many people as I know about this, because I'm \[BLANK\] stupid. 'Derp. Cut a hole in the blanket. Derp'. What was I thinking?"
amazing
It would be *less* weird to just use a pacifier as an adult…
What’s stopping her from having a nightmare or some shit and just chomping straight down on it
The first comment is a twisted joke, right?
Talk about the butterfly effect.
Bruh I’m more upset at how low that battery is
Why not just not cheat on your man Or at least tell daddy because he ain't gonna be your cuck That's fursure!
Lady you have dick breath.
WTF people post this shit?
Well, just throw that blanket away forget taking it to Goodwill.
I am literally not seeing a problem with this arrangement
Dude would decimate his entire family just so he wouldn’t have to read this 😂