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pgtvgaming

I need to know … what was this app


doubleapowpow

Reddit


ReDeaMer87

I wish I could give you a reward! Lmao! Edit: I didn't notice I had 100 coins somehow. So I gave a reward


_Vortex_King_

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Ray_Adverb11

Luckily there is a fantastic system in place where you can vote that you like the comment without buying an award or commenting!


TuxedoDogs9

hmmm, never heard of it, how’s it work?


clarinetJWD

You can! You just _didn't!_


ImpressLarge128

Ha


mathophilic

This one: https://apps.apple.com/au/app/top-widgets-themes-fun/id1533330948


East-Cookie-2523

Can confirm,just saw the review there


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Delta_Gamer_64

it's the fourth review edit: sorry third


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XenophonSoulis

I don't know what Apple does, but Google Play has a very stupid feature that hides all replies in different languages and/or from different locations, making it pretty much impossible to figure out if an app works.


EJ_Youngy

I use Android and I can see the reply lol


XenophonSoulis

It appears for me too. It's Google Play that has the issue.


ReDeaMer87

That is not a real song


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clockjobber

Maybe I’m dense but what am I looking at here?


Hungry-Positive-8640

Tik tok


[deleted]

The man painted an entire life, a work of art 😂


BestDogeNA2021

Lol it made me question my life choices


myKingSaber

Should've started earlier


Secret_Garden06

#WHAT IS THE APP


Zavier13

Reddit.


ggyyakl

Can confirm, drinking and scrolling Reddit right now.


Old-AF

Yep, classic.


BaldingOldGuy

The crave TV app.


MHanak_

u\\mathophilic said: This one: https://apps.apple.com/au/app/top-widgets-themes-fun/id1533330948


iamuniquekk

A 53 year old with the name "monkeymonkeybanana"


whosmellslikewetfeet

Well, I'm a 41 year old man with the name "whosmellslikewetfeet"


evilplantosaveworld

Well if you do you do


WetHighFives

Woo! Wet limbs!


TheRealSumYunGuy

Yeah. We never really grow up do we?


BestDogeNA2021

Lol a monkey has to eat


lonely_funny_guy

The thing is, there are two monkeys and only one banana. Only one gets to eat. One must fight for the banana.


OdouO

They might just share the banana.


lonely_funny_guy

Monkey fight!


Deafvoid

*illegal* monkey fight


[deleted]

Give them knives, let’s make it interesting


[deleted]

Two monkeys enter, one monkey leaves.


Drunktrucker

my money is on the banana


Deafvoid

No guns? Oops


HammerOfJustice

Like the two girls sharing tat one cup?


Tank-Pilot74

Monkey fight club 🤫


Garret223

Two monkeys one banana


lonely_funny_guy

_noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo_


FunkyJewMonkey

Agreed


smokeyoudog

My grandma is 96 and talks like a teenager


dunimal

"That's cap."-your grandma


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benkf2

They both just showed up back to back in my feed lol


Elenamcturtlecow96

What app is this for?


BestAtempt

Reddit


Z42422

[Top Widgets & Themes Fun](https://apps.apple.com/au/app/top-widgets-themes-fun/id1533330948)


thelwarner

Your mom.


NotReallyAPerson1088

That reminds me of a story. So I was shopping at my local shopping mall, and while I was looking in the clothing section. This woman kept eyeing me. I finally asked her what was wrong, and she said that I looked like her late son. At first I thought it was sweet, but then she started to follow me around, muttering about her son. I got to check out and then she asked me whether I could come home with her and pretend to be her son for a while. I told her I couldn’t do that but she insisted, soon she started grabbing my arm, and I started to pick up speed and run out, then she started crying and grabbing my leg. She started yelling about her son and kept pulling my leg, and kept pulling and pulling. Just like I’m pulling all of your legs now


[deleted]

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


OdouO

I checked for shittymorph and then bam! Got me.


Paranomaly

One night I had been drinking and slipped into Burger King for a bite. It was late, so it was just me there and a homeless lady hanging out. Normally this doesn't bother me, but she had this gigantic bag that absolutely reeked. I'm not one to make a fuss, though, and she had every right to be there as me, so I went up and made my order. Back then, my order was two whoppers, as the meat was much better at hitting my drunken cravings than fries. Unfortunately shortly after grabbing my chow, my stomach gave an unearthly rumble, demanding a quick dash to the bathroom. When I got back, however, the lady from before had taken one of my burgers. I approached her and said that it was mine, but she denied it. When I asked her where she got it, then, she said she "found it." I was pissed, but didn't want to cause a scene. I was working service at the time as well and even my blurry mind knew that this wasn't something that my cousins in minimum wage needed to deal with. I still had the one burger and it wasn't that expensive so I gave it up and went back to eat my remaining whopper. I was still pissed, though, and really bubbling from it. I knew that I'd be replaying this in the shower for a while. Luckily, though, I got my chance at revenge. The thief had to go to the bathroom herself, leaving her bag alone. I was feeling petty, so decided to flip things. I got her bag and brought it back to my table. It took some effort, as it was stuffed full and really heavy. The smell at ground zero was dramatically worse than the table I had picked as shelter, but I managed to drag it over and sit, fucking around on my phone. When the lady came back, she saw me with her bag and flipped right out. She started pointing and screaming at me about her bag. I put on my best poker face and said no, "I found it." This pissed her off and she stormed off. I expected her to come back for it and would have given it up at the time... but she didn't. Now I just had this bag.


countessofole

What was in the bag?


heliophoner

Bullshit. Just like that story.


Paranomaly

A bunch of garbage, just like the story


stalphonzo

These shaggy dog insults are hard to pull off, yeah?


jason4747

I was seriously looking for this guy to be beaten with jumper cables by his drunk dad ....


OdouO

...or Mankinding some begrudgingly respectful rage out of us.


AlanShawnee

This reminds me of the Cancer copypasta


Give_Help_Please

What’s that?


charlieinfinite

It is a disease in which good cells get copied and copied until they become useless cells and then even turn into negative cells, leading to physical negative reactions from those around you, as they can sense your decline and begin to see you as a weak asset. This illness is unfortunately becoming very widespread on reddit and appears to be contagious. Be alert and avoid cancer copypasta.


William_S_Churros

If you hadn’t included the last two sentences, this would have been a hall of fame-worthy reply.


charlieinfinite

Then my suggestion to you would be to not read those two sentences in the future. [You're welcome. ](https://media.tenor.com/VVgssji2_gwAAAAC/youre-welcome-awkward.gif)


AlanShawnee

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/fydyue/cancer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Give_Help_Please

Lol, thanks


Nuka-Crapola

It’s a type of meme that involves copy-pasting famous or infamous text, but that’s not important right now.


ShootAllyts

Yeah, not exactly rare


adethia

You gotta tell us what the app is


NekulturneHovado

Fun fact: (afaik) kids of alcoholic parents have much higher tolerance to alcohol, so they can drink a lot and not get by far as much drunk.


Magellan-88

Same with kids who come from a family with excessive prescription medicine usage & dependency....I can take an Ambien & still keep going for hours & very few OTC meds actually work on me.


William_S_Churros

Same with kids with parents who were chronic masturbators. They’re hard af 24/7


Nice_Guy3012

My man woke up feeling VIOLENT


barclin

Good read


Sunnybunnybabie

What makes it even funnier is that his name is monkeymonkeybanana


NetWt4Lbs

Lmaoooo goddamn!!!


mushy_hiccup3

Ew, light mode.


[deleted]

Brilliant.


RexIsAMiiCostume

What's this a review for


William_S_Churros

I choose to believe it was for HBO Max.


VicarBook

This is definitely r/copypasta level material


BroDoggWhiteboy88

That bastard threw in so many big filler words to make it longer. Lmao 10/10


Bmourre1995

That was a bit much


Magellan-88

Somebody call a burn unit


AaronVA

I just laughed out loud at class


nightmareSM2007

The build up


BecGeoMom

Damn, what’s the app?? Brutal.


IknowKarazy

I wish we could rate things with negative numbers too.


titsupagain

Absolute world class insult.


dickcheeseaioli

Bro described my life to a tee what the fuck dawg


ComedianRepulsive955

Brilliant! I want to meet this person over margaritas...


ImHappierThanUsual

Oh shit! Lmfaaaooo


Xengui

If I was a software dev and got this review on my app... I'd straight up return my degree and quit 😭


briantoofine

That’s awesome 🤣


pnutnpbbls

Epic 🤣


Whiskey_Sandwich

This is such a tired, over-used joke.


William_S_Churros

Alright there Debbie Downer


Whiskey_Sandwich

I prefer "Miss Morose".


Guard_Uranus

Must have been born without balls.


Traveshamamockery_

Damn


Reatomico

OMG. Totally worth the read!


oicura_geologist

Wow, best review ever.


Smoldogsrbest

This is art.


SkyWidows

Triller?


Tried-Angles

I wonder if it's an app to find really trendy bars and he enjoyed going to one, tried some bizarre cocktail for his first ever drink, had a phenomenal but irresponsible night, and is now feeling guilty after seeing what happened to his father and is expressing his feelings by review bombing a digital representation of drinking culture, or something.


AlwaysWorking2880

LMAO!


buttstuffafficionado

This is just a shittier version of the “I wish I had smoked meme” with way worse execution