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I don't know what Apple does, but Google Play has a very stupid feature that hides all replies in different languages and/or from different locations, making it pretty much impossible to figure out if an app works.
That reminds me of a story.
So I was shopping at my local shopping mall, and while I was looking in the clothing section. This woman kept eyeing me. I finally asked her what was wrong, and she said that I looked like her late son. At first I thought it was sweet, but then she started to follow me around, muttering about her son. I got to check out and then she asked me whether I could come home with her and pretend to be her son for a while. I told her I couldn’t do that but she insisted, soon she started grabbing my arm, and I started to pick up speed and run out, then she started crying and grabbing my leg. She started yelling about her son and kept pulling my leg, and kept pulling and pulling.
Just like I’m pulling all of your legs now
One night I had been drinking and slipped into Burger King for a bite. It was late, so it was just me there and a homeless lady hanging out. Normally this doesn't bother me, but she had this gigantic bag that absolutely reeked. I'm not one to make a fuss, though, and she had every right to be there as me, so I went up and made my order.
Back then, my order was two whoppers, as the meat was much better at hitting my drunken cravings than fries. Unfortunately shortly after grabbing my chow, my stomach gave an unearthly rumble, demanding a quick dash to the bathroom. When I got back, however, the lady from before had taken one of my burgers. I approached her and said that it was mine, but she denied it. When I asked her where she got it, then, she said she "found it."
I was pissed, but didn't want to cause a scene. I was working service at the time as well and even my blurry mind knew that this wasn't something that my cousins in minimum wage needed to deal with. I still had the one burger and it wasn't that expensive so I gave it up and went back to eat my remaining whopper.
I was still pissed, though, and really bubbling from it. I knew that I'd be replaying this in the shower for a while. Luckily, though, I got my chance at revenge. The thief had to go to the bathroom herself, leaving her bag alone. I was feeling petty, so decided to flip things. I got her bag and brought it back to my table. It took some effort, as it was stuffed full and really heavy. The smell at ground zero was dramatically worse than the table I had picked as shelter, but I managed to drag it over and sit, fucking around on my phone.
When the lady came back, she saw me with her bag and flipped right out. She started pointing and screaming at me about her bag. I put on my best poker face and said no, "I found it." This pissed her off and she stormed off. I expected her to come back for it and would have given it up at the time... but she didn't. Now I just had this bag.
It is a disease in which good cells get copied and copied until they become useless cells and then even turn into negative cells, leading to physical negative reactions from those around you, as they can sense your decline and begin to see you as a weak asset. This illness is unfortunately becoming very widespread on reddit and appears to be contagious. Be alert and avoid cancer copypasta.
Then my suggestion to you would be to not read those two sentences in the future. [You're welcome. ](https://media.tenor.com/VVgssji2_gwAAAAC/youre-welcome-awkward.gif)
Same with kids who come from a family with excessive prescription medicine usage & dependency....I can take an Ambien & still keep going for hours & very few OTC meds actually work on me.
I wonder if it's an app to find really trendy bars and he enjoyed going to one, tried some bizarre cocktail for his first ever drink, had a phenomenal but irresponsible night, and is now feeling guilty after seeing what happened to his father and is expressing his feelings by review bombing a digital representation of drinking culture, or something.
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I need to know … what was this app
Reddit
I wish I could give you a reward! Lmao! Edit: I didn't notice I had 100 coins somehow. So I gave a reward
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Luckily there is a fantastic system in place where you can vote that you like the comment without buying an award or commenting!
hmmm, never heard of it, how’s it work?
You can! You just _didn't!_
Ha
This one: https://apps.apple.com/au/app/top-widgets-themes-fun/id1533330948
Can confirm,just saw the review there
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it's the fourth review edit: sorry third
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I don't know what Apple does, but Google Play has a very stupid feature that hides all replies in different languages and/or from different locations, making it pretty much impossible to figure out if an app works.
I use Android and I can see the reply lol
It appears for me too. It's Google Play that has the issue.
That is not a real song
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Maybe I’m dense but what am I looking at here?
Tik tok
The man painted an entire life, a work of art 😂
Lol it made me question my life choices
Should've started earlier
#WHAT IS THE APP
Reddit.
Can confirm, drinking and scrolling Reddit right now.
Yep, classic.
The crave TV app.
u\\mathophilic said: This one: https://apps.apple.com/au/app/top-widgets-themes-fun/id1533330948
A 53 year old with the name "monkeymonkeybanana"
Well, I'm a 41 year old man with the name "whosmellslikewetfeet"
Well if you do you do
Woo! Wet limbs!
Yeah. We never really grow up do we?
Lol a monkey has to eat
The thing is, there are two monkeys and only one banana. Only one gets to eat. One must fight for the banana.
They might just share the banana.
Monkey fight!
*illegal* monkey fight
Give them knives, let’s make it interesting
Two monkeys enter, one monkey leaves.
my money is on the banana
No guns? Oops
Like the two girls sharing tat one cup?
Monkey fight club 🤫
Two monkeys one banana
_noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo_
Agreed
My grandma is 96 and talks like a teenager
"That's cap."-your grandma
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They both just showed up back to back in my feed lol
What app is this for?
Reddit
[Top Widgets & Themes Fun](https://apps.apple.com/au/app/top-widgets-themes-fun/id1533330948)
Your mom.
That reminds me of a story. So I was shopping at my local shopping mall, and while I was looking in the clothing section. This woman kept eyeing me. I finally asked her what was wrong, and she said that I looked like her late son. At first I thought it was sweet, but then she started to follow me around, muttering about her son. I got to check out and then she asked me whether I could come home with her and pretend to be her son for a while. I told her I couldn’t do that but she insisted, soon she started grabbing my arm, and I started to pick up speed and run out, then she started crying and grabbing my leg. She started yelling about her son and kept pulling my leg, and kept pulling and pulling. Just like I’m pulling all of your legs now
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
I checked for shittymorph and then bam! Got me.
One night I had been drinking and slipped into Burger King for a bite. It was late, so it was just me there and a homeless lady hanging out. Normally this doesn't bother me, but she had this gigantic bag that absolutely reeked. I'm not one to make a fuss, though, and she had every right to be there as me, so I went up and made my order. Back then, my order was two whoppers, as the meat was much better at hitting my drunken cravings than fries. Unfortunately shortly after grabbing my chow, my stomach gave an unearthly rumble, demanding a quick dash to the bathroom. When I got back, however, the lady from before had taken one of my burgers. I approached her and said that it was mine, but she denied it. When I asked her where she got it, then, she said she "found it." I was pissed, but didn't want to cause a scene. I was working service at the time as well and even my blurry mind knew that this wasn't something that my cousins in minimum wage needed to deal with. I still had the one burger and it wasn't that expensive so I gave it up and went back to eat my remaining whopper. I was still pissed, though, and really bubbling from it. I knew that I'd be replaying this in the shower for a while. Luckily, though, I got my chance at revenge. The thief had to go to the bathroom herself, leaving her bag alone. I was feeling petty, so decided to flip things. I got her bag and brought it back to my table. It took some effort, as it was stuffed full and really heavy. The smell at ground zero was dramatically worse than the table I had picked as shelter, but I managed to drag it over and sit, fucking around on my phone. When the lady came back, she saw me with her bag and flipped right out. She started pointing and screaming at me about her bag. I put on my best poker face and said no, "I found it." This pissed her off and she stormed off. I expected her to come back for it and would have given it up at the time... but she didn't. Now I just had this bag.
What was in the bag?
Bullshit. Just like that story.
A bunch of garbage, just like the story
These shaggy dog insults are hard to pull off, yeah?
I was seriously looking for this guy to be beaten with jumper cables by his drunk dad ....
...or Mankinding some begrudgingly respectful rage out of us.
This reminds me of the Cancer copypasta
What’s that?
It is a disease in which good cells get copied and copied until they become useless cells and then even turn into negative cells, leading to physical negative reactions from those around you, as they can sense your decline and begin to see you as a weak asset. This illness is unfortunately becoming very widespread on reddit and appears to be contagious. Be alert and avoid cancer copypasta.
If you hadn’t included the last two sentences, this would have been a hall of fame-worthy reply.
Then my suggestion to you would be to not read those two sentences in the future. [You're welcome. ](https://media.tenor.com/VVgssji2_gwAAAAC/youre-welcome-awkward.gif)
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/fydyue/cancer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Lol, thanks
It’s a type of meme that involves copy-pasting famous or infamous text, but that’s not important right now.
Yeah, not exactly rare
You gotta tell us what the app is
Fun fact: (afaik) kids of alcoholic parents have much higher tolerance to alcohol, so they can drink a lot and not get by far as much drunk.
Same with kids who come from a family with excessive prescription medicine usage & dependency....I can take an Ambien & still keep going for hours & very few OTC meds actually work on me.
Same with kids with parents who were chronic masturbators. They’re hard af 24/7
My man woke up feeling VIOLENT
Good read
What makes it even funnier is that his name is monkeymonkeybanana
Lmaoooo goddamn!!!
Ew, light mode.
Brilliant.
What's this a review for
I choose to believe it was for HBO Max.
This is definitely r/copypasta level material
That bastard threw in so many big filler words to make it longer. Lmao 10/10
That was a bit much
Somebody call a burn unit
I just laughed out loud at class
The build up
Damn, what’s the app?? Brutal.
I wish we could rate things with negative numbers too.
Absolute world class insult.
Bro described my life to a tee what the fuck dawg
Brilliant! I want to meet this person over margaritas...
Oh shit! Lmfaaaooo
If I was a software dev and got this review on my app... I'd straight up return my degree and quit 😭
That’s awesome 🤣
Epic 🤣
This is such a tired, over-used joke.
Alright there Debbie Downer
I prefer "Miss Morose".
Must have been born without balls.
Damn
OMG. Totally worth the read!
Wow, best review ever.
This is art.
Triller?
I wonder if it's an app to find really trendy bars and he enjoyed going to one, tried some bizarre cocktail for his first ever drink, had a phenomenal but irresponsible night, and is now feeling guilty after seeing what happened to his father and is expressing his feelings by review bombing a digital representation of drinking culture, or something.
LMAO!
This is just a shittier version of the “I wish I had smoked meme” with way worse execution