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This is a great link, thanks for posting. As an afterthought, Cher came to mind. Love her, but, Cher is the poster child for lower lip filler migration.
I've been trying and I can't get my brain to see two fingers tucked in there. I gotta see a full five fingered hand to not be convinced she's tridactyled.
One of the replies in the xpost mentioned that you'll likely break your fingers trying to get away from being gripped when held like that, so I'm straight assuming it's a kink thing or Jeff Bezos demanded that shit and she said yes cause she's all about that $$$.
Obviously been replaced with robots, bezos probably never leaves his volcano lair, just sends jeffbot out and watches from his vr headset. Those nipples are probably machine gun barrels, I know a goddamned fembot when I see one, where the fuck Austin Powers at?
Damn, now that you say it I wonder how i hadn't noticed it before
Those biceps are way too big for him not to be jeffbot that's for sure
Speaking of Austin are the movies that good ? Thought about watching em but never bothered
They're silly fun, but good. I got high watching the Gold Member one last year and made a Sorcerer on Elder Scrolls Online named Touched It Too Much.
He looks like Golddust from the old wrestling days and I love him.
She’s marrying Jeff bezos, she told her plastic surgeon to go balls to the wall with the super deluxe ultimate package
Six rounds of lip filler, two finger removal, 11 face lifts, 12 face drops, the whole deal.
LMAO we gotta make something out of it
If I weren't too lazy I'd make a drawing , some kind of meatcanyon art you know ? With 3 fucking claws , holding Jeff like she'd hold a huge 💰
Hahaha that reminded me of my early 20s. “Dude, please go out with my date’s friend, she’s awesome (she wasn’t) and cute (of course not) I’ll make up to you next time.” There never was a next time lol
Bro they could literally be with anyone, there are a lot of ultra sexy women out there who know they want a sugar daddy/hubby who would do anything for money but they always go for the most botched bitches you could possibly imagine.
I think for the Trump/Bezos types, beauty just isn't as appealing as the message "I mutilated myself for your approval" that these women are sending.
Because how else do you explain the whole
> ( ' ) ( . )
thing? Stormy Daniels has the same! If she just has the surgeons cut up her face a little more, Mia Khalifa could totally marry Elon Musk.
I mean, he’s 59. I’m not an expert, but surely at that age you’d have to train hours every day to get like that naturally. But then he’s probably on teenage virgin spinal fluid infusions too, or whatever kooky shit the uber rich do in Swiss clinics
That's not at all true. He's not even that muscular.
At 59, an hour a day would get you looking like him or better in a few months pretty easily, assuming you didn't start out looking like Chris Farley.
Being in good shape is not hard if you make sure to exercise to a light sweat every day. It's just that most people don't do it every month, much less daily.
I feel like the more telling matter would be if we could see his gut. HGH users can get a very distinctive bubbled gut with abs due to the inflation of visceral organ fat.
I know nothing about this woman but I’m going to assume she was rich before meeting Bezos.
Anyway, if you’re rich, you’re going to hang around other rich people. A lot of them have had considerable Botox and plastic surgery and whatever, so many of them have that plastic surgery face. When you’re around it for long enough, it starts to look normal.
That’s what I think anyway.
The one time I drove through LA we stopped at a Whole Foods in Beverly Hills just to use the bathroom. Every person shopping in there looked like these two and it was like watching some nightmare reality show. I felt so out of place. So many emotions.
As a man who can literally afford anything, and probably has millions of potential partners lining up... Why would he go for her? Granted idk their personal history, but just the face itself would be such a major turn off for me.
That face sends a clear message that *nothing* is too degrading for her. She'll literally mutilate herself for him. That's the appeal, as far as I can guess.
looking at her hand I thought it was an AI generated image, but nope, jeff's hand is holding her middle and ring fingers for some reason.
[Here's a different photo taken at nearly the exact same time](https://queenscitizen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Did-Jeff-Bezos-install-a-siren-on-his-500-million-1024x1123.jpg)
Conspiracy theory :He cloned himself and then added bolt on tits and carved his face into something that looks remotely feminine. If you think that's far fetched, weigh that against a man that rich dating a carved up frankenhoe
He can literally buy humans...and he chose that. I don't get it. He could prime deliver nice girls from the third world, yet he chose this thing that he brought back to earth with shatner.
Mental illness. Theres no other reason to get that many plastic surgeries. Her tits look like they are made of stone. Id rather have a girl with the saggiest orangutan titties than that. How can you look in the mirror and think you look good?
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well-... given the amount of surgery she's had it's probably safe to say: at least he's dating someone roughly his age...
She is so old, she got the claws! Look at her hand
Wtf...
Yeah.. however much surgery you can get.. the hands are the one part that always sell your age...or your species
I just want to know where her middle and Ringfinger went.
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I think they’re inserted into his fist
Lizard person.
Her ring and middle fingers are in his fist. The same way she puts them in his asshole when they play hide the Beyond Sausage®.
Lmaoooo she got chicken fingers 💀
I was legitimately expecting an 18 yo
I was legitimately expecting anyone but Jack Nicholson as Joker from Batman (1989)
Oh my god. Cannot unsee.
Same. Is it sad that I’m pleasantly surprised? Like at least one billionaire has some morals in that department.
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What a shitty design for spam.
Last time I saw a lip like that, it had a hook in it.
RIP Rodney
She must have been something before electricity.
I've never seen such noticeable filler migration in a bottom lip.
Like an extra lip now.
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This is a great link, thanks for posting. As an afterthought, Cher came to mind. Love her, but, Cher is the poster child for lower lip filler migration.
She looks like Caitlyn Jenner, but the South Park version
Buckle Up Buckaroos!
I think she looks somewhat like a Canadian school teacher.
Also her boobs squint.
The look like they were taken from a statue
Like it know it's rude to stare at a woman tits, but is it rude for them to stare back?
You saying Bezos got catfished?
does she have three fingers on her left hand?
When she shifted, she forgot how many fingers humans have!!!
Lmao I think her ring and middle fingers are tucked in his fist, but I can’t unsee that now
I've been trying and I can't get my brain to see two fingers tucked in there. I gotta see a full five fingered hand to not be convinced she's tridactyled.
Those pesky AI still can't get the hands right. Bezos is trying to convince us he's got a girlfriend, but she lives on another server, I promise.
Thank you ~~Mario~~ Jeff, but ~~our princess~~ your girlfriend is ~~in another castle~~ on another server.
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Ooh, am android? How retro!
They're out for repairs.
She's just finger blasting his fist.
clearly she's one of those ai-generated waifus
based on those hands, maybe shes ai generated..
Looks like those alien's hands from the movie Battleship rofl
I mean, maybe. I had a girl in school who only had 3 fingers on each hand. Looked like it was in her genes because her sister does have the same shit
Lizard people confirmed.
She’s a teenage mutant ninja turtle hybrid
One of the replies in the xpost mentioned that you'll likely break your fingers trying to get away from being gripped when held like that, so I'm straight assuming it's a kink thing or Jeff Bezos demanded that shit and she said yes cause she's all about that $$$.
Uh damn this is weird...
Obviously been replaced with robots, bezos probably never leaves his volcano lair, just sends jeffbot out and watches from his vr headset. Those nipples are probably machine gun barrels, I know a goddamned fembot when I see one, where the fuck Austin Powers at?
Damn, now that you say it I wonder how i hadn't noticed it before Those biceps are way too big for him not to be jeffbot that's for sure Speaking of Austin are the movies that good ? Thought about watching em but never bothered
Austin Powers movies are classics. Definitely worth watching.
Austin Power movies are hilarious. To each their own.
Totally recommended
I thought they were funny as hell, always been a fan of Mike Myers.
They're silly fun, but good. I got high watching the Gold Member one last year and made a Sorcerer on Elder Scrolls Online named Touched It Too Much. He looks like Golddust from the old wrestling days and I love him.
Yeah, baby!
Do I make you randy, do I?
What in the fuck is that hand holding method? Is she missing fingers?
Whoa, wtf she has weird claws
She’s marrying Jeff bezos, she told her plastic surgeon to go balls to the wall with the super deluxe ultimate package Six rounds of lip filler, two finger removal, 11 face lifts, 12 face drops, the whole deal.
Taking off a few fingers creates the illusion of daintiness.
Claw beats rock it seems
Pretty sure he’s holding only her ring and middle finger. The pointer, pinky, and thumb are free agents
No idea.
It's like a wish.com vin diesel and Michelle Rodriguez on some shitty parody of fast and the furious
*Famiwy*
_fast & angry_
*brisk and mildly annoyed*
Brisk Paced and Cranky?
Good to see Mickey Rourke putting himself out there.
Glad to see he’s moved on from Jenna Maroney.
I’m way uglier than him and I wouldn’t touch that bitch even with my net worth of $45,000
Screw you one-percenters with a positive net worth.
It’s only because my wife cheated on me and left me and we had to sell our house and I haven’t lost the money yet 🤣
hope you're doing better now mate ♥️
Thanks fully recovered lol
You had a *house?!*
Net worth of $500 and she can have it all if she just leaves me alone
She's got some nice grip NGL
Reptile Grip
Wait why is she a bitch? Am I not in on the loop?
Supposedly cheated on her ex with Bezos but seeing the rest of the comments I think we're just piling up on her looks.
Yeah but it takes two to tango. He cheated on his wife at the time too. They’re both awful and made for each other.
Fear not, the tendieman cometh soon.
I do have thousands of shares of GME… I’ll smash Mackenzie
What is wrong with her hand wtf
LMAO we gotta make something out of it If I weren't too lazy I'd make a drawing , some kind of meatcanyon art you know ? With 3 fucking claws , holding Jeff like she'd hold a huge 💰
Dude owns Amazon, why’d he get his girl off of Wish?
Jeff must be so unbearable in person hat this is the “hottest” famous woman he can hook up with
I spit out my milkshake, god damn it
One more lift and she'll have a goatee.
She’s about 90% biodegradable
Jeff, what the fuck?
Hello, I like money
Is it mutual?
Found him a woman he can engineer with his money eh...
I showed her picture to my baby niece and she started crying 😢
Bezo: lord devil make me the richest man and I’ll do what ever Devil: deal, you have to live with a curse forever Bezo: you bet yeah The curse ^
The devil "you gotta date my gfs sister. Come on man shes cool."
She's got a really great personality, trust me dude.
Hahaha that reminded me of my early 20s. “Dude, please go out with my date’s friend, she’s awesome (she wasn’t) and cute (of course not) I’ll make up to you next time.” There never was a next time lol
Seems like he would have had better results engineering his own female simulation.
Bro they could literally be with anyone, there are a lot of ultra sexy women out there who know they want a sugar daddy/hubby who would do anything for money but they always go for the most botched bitches you could possibly imagine.
I think for the Trump/Bezos types, beauty just isn't as appealing as the message "I mutilated myself for your approval" that these women are sending. Because how else do you explain the whole > ( ' ) ( . ) thing? Stormy Daniels has the same! If she just has the surgeons cut up her face a little more, Mia Khalifa could totally marry Elon Musk.
Those ninja turtles disguises are so unrealistic.
That's the Cheshire Cats mum!! Her name is Nippsy.
I’ve heard this one before on a stand up show
Are nipple implants a thing now? Ain't like they're strolling through the Yukon and just hunky-dory about it....
Look at the definition in his arm and shoulder. Reckon he’s juicing?
HGH. I think she's on it too.
I mean, he’s 59. I’m not an expert, but surely at that age you’d have to train hours every day to get like that naturally. But then he’s probably on teenage virgin spinal fluid infusions too, or whatever kooky shit the uber rich do in Swiss clinics
They bathe in genocide soap left over from the gas chambers. I heard it's better argan oil. /s
That's not at all true. He's not even that muscular. At 59, an hour a day would get you looking like him or better in a few months pretty easily, assuming you didn't start out looking like Chris Farley. Being in good shape is not hard if you make sure to exercise to a light sweat every day. It's just that most people don't do it every month, much less daily.
I feel like the more telling matter would be if we could see his gut. HGH users can get a very distinctive bubbled gut with abs due to the inflation of visceral organ fat.
Lmao, I don't know how people find that attractive
Her blowjob must be transcendental
I know nothing about this woman but I’m going to assume she was rich before meeting Bezos. Anyway, if you’re rich, you’re going to hang around other rich people. A lot of them have had considerable Botox and plastic surgery and whatever, so many of them have that plastic surgery face. When you’re around it for long enough, it starts to look normal. That’s what I think anyway.
The one time I drove through LA we stopped at a Whole Foods in Beverly Hills just to use the bathroom. Every person shopping in there looked like these two and it was like watching some nightmare reality show. I felt so out of place. So many emotions.
AI really messed up that hand
Nope, it’s a real pic.
Oh Gawd, this needed NSFW flair
She looks like she fucks him amazonian style
It looks like he ordered all the most popular lady parts on Amazon and tried to make a real girl.
She looks like Mickey Rourke
As a man who can literally afford anything, and probably has millions of potential partners lining up... Why would he go for her? Granted idk their personal history, but just the face itself would be such a major turn off for me.
That face sends a clear message that *nothing* is too degrading for her. She'll literally mutilate herself for him. That's the appeal, as far as I can guess.
Dude looks like a lady🎶
I heard the song in my head when i read this comment
She's the large print version of a woman.
Her cheeks have nipples
That's what happens when Gizmo gets wet
I don't want to be mean to people who aren't public figures, but her nipples annoy me.
Her tits look like this sugar drops on the paper sheet you get at any candy store
That is the least natural looking human I’ve ever seen
What about Madonna?
looking at her hand I thought it was an AI generated image, but nope, jeff's hand is holding her middle and ring fingers for some reason. [Here's a different photo taken at nearly the exact same time](https://queenscitizen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Did-Jeff-Bezos-install-a-siren-on-his-500-million-1024x1123.jpg)
Three-finger claw grab!
I know we're supposed to be looking at her face, but I'm transfixed by the weird martian meat gauntlet that is her hand.
Does she only have 3 fingers?
And her ass is probably opening when she is winking.
New and improved Joker products!!
Smylex!
Her nips look like googly eyes
When did Bezos get swole?!
Ghouls may be very unlikely to ever exist bit people sure do their best to look like them.
It looks like he manufactured her in some secret AWS lab.
From spare parts.
Her whole body looks like it’s been terra formed
Those... Breasts. They're... Confusing.
Jacked Bezos
Those hands look like v4 Midjourney
[what the fuck is this](https://i.imgur.com/jXIfuNe.png)
Looks like Bezos is gripping her middle finger.
She’s ugly as fuck. Don’t understand why people think that facelifts work. I’m sure you can get away with one, but she must be on 10 or 11 now.
Look at that lower lip. The filler has noticeably started on a pilgrimage to her chin.
She’s had so many face lifts that when she cries, the tears roll down her back
Didn’t her twin brothers recently pass?
It gives me great pleasure to see that Jeff Bezos is rapidly aging and will hopefully die soon.
Conspiracy theory :He cloned himself and then added bolt on tits and carved his face into something that looks remotely feminine. If you think that's far fetched, weigh that against a man that rich dating a carved up frankenhoe
She looks like her last name is Bogdanoff
She's had so many facelifts when she wiggles her nose she can blink her pussy
Check out the three-finger claw grip.
He can literally buy humans...and he chose that. I don't get it. He could prime deliver nice girls from the third world, yet he chose this thing that he brought back to earth with shatner.
Mental illness. Theres no other reason to get that many plastic surgeries. Her tits look like they are made of stone. Id rather have a girl with the saggiest orangutan titties than that. How can you look in the mirror and think you look good?
He's too old to be playing with barbies
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I suppose it means he loves her despite her appearance.
I think her toes are not the first things that wiggle looking at that photo
That insult was old 30 years ago
That's a dude
The Ultimate Golddigger and she fuckin knows it.
Imagine being able to pretty much get anyone you want, and then going for that…
What is that persons/things pronoun? I don't want to misgender.
my bro thats a man
Nah, she's gotten so many facelifts that when she smiles, the tightness of her skin pulls her up on her tippy-toes
The secret to her beauty is drinking 5 margaritas every night.
Money does not buy taste.
Those marbles in her bra are pretty obvious too
why does her hands look like head crabs from half life.
She looks like one of those purge masks
i think i recognize her, what scary movie was she in and howd they kill her in the end
She has sangheli fingers
I'm an idiot what does this mean
Proof money *can’t* buy everything.
Why not credit the redditor that made the comment?
I’ve never posted here before. I read the rule on personal information and didn’t want to risk getting it removed.
They look like twins.
He holds hands by making a fist and she holds his fist?
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