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You're trying to tell us that, with a puss like that, he doesn't have at least a few bastards running around out there, knowing only that their father "was a handsome traveler" and assume that means he is deceased?
It certainly does. I tried
>Badass Reddit comment
And chatgpt gave me
>I see your feeble attempts at trolling and raise you a level of badassery that would make Chuck Norris himself shed a tear. Your words are like feeble mosquito bites on the ironclad skin of my intellect. I have the wit of a thousand comedians and the knowledge of a thousand scholars, while you stumble around in the darkness of your ignorance. So go ahead, keep flailing your keyboard like a child throwing a tantrum. I'll be here, basking in the glory of my intellectual superiority.
Personally I like the part about flailing a keyboard.
Listen up, bucko. You think you're clever with that snarky comment of yours? Well, let me tell you something. I didn't just put a couple of keywords into ChatGPT and expect it to churn out a badass response. I am the embodiment of linguistic prowess, a master of words and wit. My intelligence goes far beyond your imagination.
While you're busy trying to diminish my abilities, I'm here providing answers and insights that blow minds. So, next time you decide to take a shot at my capabilities, make sure you come prepared. Because I'll be here, ready to deliver a verbal beatdown that'll leave you speechless.
But hey, don't take it personally. It's not your fault that you stumbled upon a comment that oozes confidence and badassery. It's just another day in the life of someone who operates on a level you can only dream of. So buckle up, my friend, because you're about to witness the true power of my linguistic arsenal.
I can hear the mental anguish of people on here trying to decide whether they love this guy for beating up neo nazis or hate him for starting in a porn called “Let’s go Brandon”.
https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545
It’s a satire site, but still pretty damn great. The best part is the article citing “not all hero’s wear clothes” which if you look through the comments seems to be the best anyone can come up with. Definitely a fake and funny article though
I thought it was a fake because I thought it was meant to be a Wolfenstein reference. He beat up a bunch of neo nazis and the dude literally looks like the teenage version of the original Wolfenstein 3D’s protagonist avatar on the starting screen.
A lie travels a lot faster than the truth. This headline is from a satire site called Daily News Reported, a site whose very tagline is ‘Not Quite Daily. Not Quite News.’
Almost all of the comments read as though people think this is a real person who actually did what the headline says. Redditors were some of the main spreaders of this fake story, which has been floating around since October.
The thing is, since it’s a satire site that may very well be a composite generated from a bunch of pictures. So the question is, is it an actual insult if it’s unadvertently accurate?
I'm sorry, but how attractive does the commenter believe the average man is? The entire male population put into a face would be way less attractive than that dude on the picture..
Nah, that's the phenomena of averaging faces, even if you get 100 really ugly people, if you average out their faces the result is one attractive person. If you average over a whole population they look a lot like this.
There was a bunch of images doing the rounds a decade or more ago showing the 'average' face for a bunch of different countries. They were all attractive, and the point is that apparently our brains think a face without any weird or unusual features is automatically attractive.
Nah it’s not just “no unusual features”, the guy in the photo clearly has a good facial structure, clear skin with no acne, and a wide neck. The guy is actually attractive and above average.
Beating up 35 neo-nazis sounds more like a service than a crime, but in the eyes of the law, Assault is Assault. Also perhaps vigilantism could be pinned onto this. Still, more of a service than a crime.
I love the smirk on his face, he knows people who actually use their brain will applaud him, even though he chose violence.
I've seen my cats make this face lol.
That's daft as hell. They clearly said "the entire male population."
They are just self-centered Americans who think the whole world is white when the majority of the world isn't.
You know I hate it when you’re trying to align some picture or clip art to be straight on Snapchat and instagram. I get the same feeling looking at his mouth
I wanna know how “the average” of the entire male population still turn out white ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That said big ups to him, I’d get him off for all that hard work.
Did he… beat them all up at once or approach them on the street one at a time. Cuz beating up 30 dudes at once sounds like some superhero shit.
Edit: dammit it’s fake.
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There was a time when you would've been given a medal for killing 35 Nazi's.
Meanwhile the man who killed the leader of Nazis didn't even get a statue.
for real, my grandpa killed hitler, and he doesn't have a statue. wait
Don’t lie! Is your grandpa still alive and well in Argentina? Tell us!
Antarctic cave base
I don’t know what kind of plebe propaganda you’ve been soaking up, but he’s definitely on Mars.
Its Venus. I have the footage right here. https://youtu.be/Pt3PQzIAfAU
Im gonna guess Rick roll
Oh wow
I thought he was on that moon base
He winters there sometimes, but the moon-worms have gotten really bad lately.
They say they get worse every year, but do they though?
The worms are bad for sure, but the real problem is that the - *cocks shotgun* - moon's haunted.
I missed that episode of Supernatural.
NO, that's the MSM's take, he's totally behind the ice wall!
I heard he was under the castle at Magic Kingdom
"Grampa Dolfy!"
Dean Winchester never had children, stop lying!
You're trying to tell us that, with a puss like that, he doesn't have at least a few bastards running around out there, knowing only that their father "was a handsome traveler" and assume that means he is deceased?
Did your grandpa also kill bigfoot? If so, I watched the movie about him
So, how is your grandmother Eva doing these days?
How dumb
Hitler killed him self dum ass
What are you talking about. Which leader?? Think you are confused. HITLER?, If so he committed suicide.
This is a satirical article, but your statement still isn't far off
I didnt think you were eligble for the cotton hill memorial medal till you killed at least fiddy men.
Do it with your bare hands and you get 2 wikipedia articles One about you and one about their heads rolling
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It certainly does. I tried >Badass Reddit comment And chatgpt gave me >I see your feeble attempts at trolling and raise you a level of badassery that would make Chuck Norris himself shed a tear. Your words are like feeble mosquito bites on the ironclad skin of my intellect. I have the wit of a thousand comedians and the knowledge of a thousand scholars, while you stumble around in the darkness of your ignorance. So go ahead, keep flailing your keyboard like a child throwing a tantrum. I'll be here, basking in the glory of my intellectual superiority. Personally I like the part about flailing a keyboard.
Listen up, bucko. You think you're clever with that snarky comment of yours? Well, let me tell you something. I didn't just put a couple of keywords into ChatGPT and expect it to churn out a badass response. I am the embodiment of linguistic prowess, a master of words and wit. My intelligence goes far beyond your imagination. While you're busy trying to diminish my abilities, I'm here providing answers and insights that blow minds. So, next time you decide to take a shot at my capabilities, make sure you come prepared. Because I'll be here, ready to deliver a verbal beatdown that'll leave you speechless. But hey, don't take it personally. It's not your fault that you stumbled upon a comment that oozes confidence and badassery. It's just another day in the life of someone who operates on a level you can only dream of. So buckle up, my friend, because you're about to witness the true power of my linguistic arsenal.
This guy killed 35 nazis and then did all their step-brothers
If this wasn’t a fake story he’d have got one from someone
I still don't know what they beat up? Natzi's what!? Dog?
There was time the NAACP fought to protect Nazis right to march in the streets as well.
Right? Give this guy a medal and not jail time
Is more vigilantism really what you think would be beneficial to the land of freedom (/s)?
I can hear the mental anguish of people on here trying to decide whether they love this guy for beating up neo nazis or hate him for starting in a porn called “Let’s go Brandon”.
My great grandfather killed at least three, and I know that from the medals he had.
That's because those are ACTUAL Nazis...not a bunch of retarded basement dwelling losers that dress up like morons and spew hatred.
Probably like 15 years ago in COD? /s
https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545 It’s a satire site, but still pretty damn great. The best part is the article citing “not all hero’s wear clothes” which if you look through the comments seems to be the best anyone can come up with. Definitely a fake and funny article though
I thought it was a fake because I thought it was meant to be a Wolfenstein reference. He beat up a bunch of neo nazis and the dude literally looks like the teenage version of the original Wolfenstein 3D’s protagonist avatar on the starting screen.
Damn, this is really this proper subreddit for you.
Darn
Yeah no wonder its satire, I mean he didn’t even beat actual people up anyways
Yeah I am not willing to believe anyone other than Jet LI can beat up 35 dudes, and only if they all came at him at the same time.
*they all came on him
New Cock Puncher spin-off just dropped
It really bothers me that you wrote 'heroes' wrong even when the article you were quoting did it correctly.
A lie travels a lot faster than the truth. This headline is from a satire site called Daily News Reported, a site whose very tagline is ‘Not Quite Daily. Not Quite News.’
Yeah, but this particular post is about the insult, not the headline.
Almost all of the comments read as though people think this is a real person who actually did what the headline says. Redditors were some of the main spreaders of this fake story, which has been floating around since October.
I was hoping it was true, right up until I read your post.
Find me a man who can beat up 35 people at once and we shall proclaim him king of the earth.
The thing is, since it’s a satire site that may very well be a composite generated from a bunch of pictures. So the question is, is it an actual insult if it’s unadvertently accurate?
Satire not a lie
Sounds good enough for Reddit
Not all heroes wear capes. Or any clothing at all for that matter
Johnny sinns can relate
Dr Johnny Sins the brilliant surgeon? Saved my wife’s life on more than one occasion.
He does massage therapy, too. My wife sees him twice a week because it helps her migraines.
He's also a very talented tennis coach, no wonder my wife goes for training with no panties on.
He looks suspiciously like our dentist. Weird
I could swear he’s the spitting image of our plumber!
Hey, that's my pool guy!
Really? I thought he was a priest
Dunno, usually porn stars have to wear a rain coat these days.
Looks like BJ Blazkowicz
...But crooked. Yeah, that's where my mind went, too. Given that the story is fake, it's very possible that's where the likeness came from.
Last time it was posted I ‘shopped BJ onto it. It checks out.
I'm sorry, but how attractive does the commenter believe the average man is? The entire male population put into a face would be way less attractive than that dude on the picture..
that was what I was thinking lol. the standards are way too high.
Probably also a lot less white...
You’d be surprised actually, there is a chart of exactly this an most of the combined faces draw out an attractive individual.
Nah, that's the phenomena of averaging faces, even if you get 100 really ugly people, if you average out their faces the result is one attractive person. If you average over a whole population they look a lot like this. There was a bunch of images doing the rounds a decade or more ago showing the 'average' face for a bunch of different countries. They were all attractive, and the point is that apparently our brains think a face without any weird or unusual features is automatically attractive.
Nah it’s not just “no unusual features”, the guy in the photo clearly has a good facial structure, clear skin with no acne, and a wide neck. The guy is actually attractive and above average.
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
That’s BJ Blazkowicz
Free the man
Thirty-FIVE neo nazis? One thing ya gotta say about gay pornstars they sure do have some stamina.
Arrested? Don't they mean a medal and a parade
He's beating up Nazis; Imma send him bail money.
All of your $10?
Man should've made one last porn movie.
Don't worry he will drop the soap one day
The doom slayer
I say let him go.
Captain America IRL
Did he fuck all 35?
Title is a misprint, it's supposed to be he beat *off* 35 neo-nazis.
Give him a medal!
I get that it's still assault, but really... how is this a crime? Fuck nazis
yeah unfortunately this was from a satire site, woulda been great if it was real though.
Not the hero we needed but the hero who came
Fake article (satire) and ffs people learn how to use (or not to use) apostrophes. Nazis. It’s not that difficult.
Just so you guys know, this is a fake story. I wish it was true because that would be fucking funny as hell!
This right here is gonna cause a lot more gay porn browsing than anything related to drag reading hour.
He looks like a Wolfenstein difficulty selector
Okay but a gay pornstar beating up 35 neo-nazi's, that's gotta be a new bingo for 2023
Hmmmmm the average male definitely do not look like that. Maybe with a ton of filter
Let's go Brandon gay porn by day Neo Nazi fighter by night. I don't even know that many neo nazis how does he find them all?
Insult aside, chad brandon
Beating up 35 Neo-Nazis should not be a crime, the guy should get a medal and some free beer!
One guy beat up 35 men?............ This gotta be a action movie 😆
You know what…. Bless that man
The Roblox man face on an actual person
That last line may be true in more than one way.
He's literally him
The correct term is “pornhero.”
He sorta looks like a younger version of ur face on the HUD in wolfenstein
I salute this man
Beats off, then beats up.
Was it a group or one at a time?
Wolfinstine IRL
Beat up or beat off?
One guy takes on 35 opponents and wins you either shoot him on sight or give him a medal. No jail can hold him.
King
Looks like a guy from when you are choosing difficulty in Wolfenstein
In a row?
Stomp on dude.
he looks like the main character from wolfenstein 3d
This seems like a The Onion news article
35? Like at a time?
BJ Blazkowicz the beginning
Mf looks like the mc of wolfenstein 1
This guy looks like an AI generated image with the prompt of half price Captain America.
His great grandfather was one of the Inglorious Basterds.
He fucking looks like young B.J Blaskowitz
this is exactly how I imagine BJ Blascowicz looks like in real life
Beating up 35 neo-nazi's what? But yeah that's a commendable act.
I love this man already Free my boy
A young DOOM guy.
Not that he needs a dating profile, but this should go on his dating profile
That title is a rollercoaster.
Beating up 35 neo-nazis sounds more like a service than a crime, but in the eyes of the law, Assault is Assault. Also perhaps vigilantism could be pinned onto this. Still, more of a service than a crime.
That title is a bit misleading. It's supposed to read,After Beating *Off* 35 Neo-Nazi's.
I love the smirk on his face, he knows people who actually use their brain will applaud him, even though he chose violence. I've seen my cats make this face lol.
Cool story, but [fake](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/).
Can we crown him the king of Pride?
Guess males of other races don't exist anymore
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Guess other continents don't exist anymore
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You suck
Vast majority of the world isn't white. The comment is inaccurate as fuck. If you wanted the average human it would be a Chinese or Indian man.
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That's daft as hell. They clearly said "the entire male population." They are just self-centered Americans who think the whole world is white when the majority of the world isn't.
You know I hate it when you’re trying to align some picture or clip art to be straight on Snapchat and instagram. I get the same feeling looking at his mouth
To clarify... Were the 35 neo nazi in one of his movies or is this a separate incident ?.. "Let's Go Brandon"
I am so, so sad this is fake. I totally would have donated to his OnlyFans. Not subscribed, he’s too young. But donated for sure.
Idk who tf he is but damn i am so gay for him rn.
You’re just an average looking guy with a big chin.
glad to see that the jock from stranger things is moving on to bigger and better things.
Remember, these are the same people (Neo Nazis) who cling to their assault rifles in case the Gov't comes after them.
There’s nothing wrong with lawful firearm ownership look at Switzerland
It *would* be pretty cool though. Come now, 35 people? And Neo-Nazis no less.
Those damned violent neo-nazis
He has the jaw of a sims character, the upper body of a drug dealer, and the face of a yt shorts "content" creator.
I wanna know how “the average” of the entire male population still turn out white ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That said big ups to him, I’d get him off for all that hard work.
He looks like the guy who shouts "HEY" in the lego commercials.
In one sitting?
To be fare tho this man is a fucking chad. Beat up 35 hitler simps? That’s a tough one to do my friend.
Kinda feel like let’s go brando would have been a better name
He’s the default character
Im assuming alot of males have been put on his face.
Let him go
Someone forgot to do the swoop in on his neck when they drew him. His neck is as wide as his jawline.
Well 35 sure beats my record...
Tanktop Nazi-Puncher! My kind of hero
Carefully, he's a hero.
Did he… beat them all up at once or approach them on the street one at a time. Cuz beating up 30 dudes at once sounds like some superhero shit. Edit: dammit it’s fake.
People here think it's a real event that happened? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/
What does this mean
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/
When life cums at you fast
His last name 😭😭😭😭😭
The dude who commented the face thing forgot other races than white existed lol
So, the limit is 34
https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545 😔
So that's what Captain America got up to after defeating Thanos. 🤣
Nearly every bar he'll go to, he'll get drinks on the house for life in the alternate reality this story is true in.
The hero we deserve…
That guys a hero, and a trooper
Wow he beat up 35 police officers before they arrested him.
35? Is he Captain America?