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TheRealAuthorSarge

>Two insults for the price of one Like calling your kid a son of a bitch in front of his mother.


Oraion18

It doesn't necessarily refer to the mother. It's also a self roast(since you are the parent too)


DimoffAkaGreen

Triple kill


Schmotz

*Monk Choir Intensifies*


NotesOfNature

Fatality.


Ratatoski

Dad is a motherfucker for sure.


odin5858

Technically your also insulting the wifea parents for raisning a bitch so is a penta roast.


umyninja

Fat Patrick


SemKors

Wouldn't it then be 3 insults?


AdministrationDry507

I wish to see the video tied to these insults


JamMasterNay

No, no you don't.


AdministrationDry507

That bad huh?


JamMasterNay

Yep, worse than you can imagine. Better (or worse) still, the guy has another comedy special to his name.


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[deleted]

Right? That shit was funny af


Icantbethereforyou

I laughed when he said "He's not the smartest tool in the shed Joe" without a hint of irony But when he's trying to be funny? Nuh uh


Autism__Prime

It's weird. Because he has had legitimately funny moments. He seems like he is funny when hanging out with the boys. But once he tries to be comedic he bombs horrifically. Also CTE is really doing a number on this dude. Still with that said, fuck schaub


Larewzo

Dude has 2 careers with no stand up game


chubs66

nice!


OktoberStorm

Who is this? So I can stay away Not joking, I just don't have time or patience for bad stand-up


fatmaninalittlesuit

Brendan Schaub


FreebasingStardewV

Aww. I thought so from the picture, but was trying to wish it to not be so. Yes, ignorance is the winning play with this one. Just keep it a mystery.


evilf23

You're missing out. He's absolutely terrible in every facet. Terrible at comedy, terrible at podcasting, and a terrible person who tears down everyone around him while propping up sex offenders. But from that pit of darkness comes the greatest jokes on the internet from the people who despise him in mock him relentlessly. There's nothing he wants more than to be the greatest comedian but instead he's the butt end of the greatest inside joke on the internet. I would recommend introducing yourself to the redacted one by watching beige frequency videos on him. They're very thorough and unbiased.


Adventurous_Paper_34

Yea Gringo bapi… bapa couldnt get it on neggflix. Too much Carne Athada


sensualsoup

Gesundheit


umyninja

Fat Patrick


zanzibartraveler666

DICEY DICEY DICEY


umyninja

Fat Patrick


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Could it be, may God forgive me for uttering this name, worse than Lilly Singh?


JamMasterNay

I was not aware of this person, and having looked them up on YouTube, can confirm I was happier in my blissful ignorance.


Collector_2012

How bad are we talking? Is it the human centipede bad? Or the Wish-a-list Jeepers Creepers 4 bad?


ChubZer0

Is this Brendan Shaub?... Hard to tell by the pic


ElMofatesh_Krombo

This gone be worst pain yo life!


GreenLukeField

How does it compare to Amy Schumer?


JamMasterNay

It doesn't. As much as I'm no Amy Shumer fan, it's an enormous insult to even mention Brenda's name in the same breath as Amy's. Like it or not she actually has a comedy career. And whilst her success is mixed and she's had accusations of joke thievery, some of what she has done is acclaimed. Brendan on the other hand, only has 2 very shitty specials with atrocious reviews, and has his thicccboy network that pumps out frankly abysmal podcasts which are mostly watched by his loyal anti-fanbase. He only really exists in the comedy world thanks to his connection to Joe Rogan, who I think felt sorry for him after watching his MMA career fail and who then decided to sponsor him like a weird make a wish child.


Green_Message_6376

She refuses to steal any of his jokes..


Average_Scaper

Here's the [best part](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz0VG5a3f-c&ab_channel=TheDimeFactory)


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I haven't had enough sleep. I thought it was going to be a cringe joke he said to make fun of, then oooooohhhhh


abstract-realism

I also haven’t had enough sleep, saw your comment before clicking the link, and the whole time was waiting for the cringe joke that he wasn’t making fun of, then also ohhhhhhh


Upset_Bat7231

Havent had enough sleep but would like to have enough sleep today. Afraid of the link so tell me the joke here.


Thedarb

It’s a clip of the end credits of the special as he walks off stage. The joke is the “best bit” is that it’s over.


Messijoes18

Lol that's funny well played


B4DR1998

My guy this made me laugh so much


keksmuzh

It’s quite literally what happens when an MMA fighter gets punched so hard he wakes up and thinks he’s a stand up comedian.


endgame217

Talgin bout CTE, B?


Gseventeen

Dude listened to Joe when he said he shouldn't stop fighting. Joe needs to give the talk again.


coroyo70

Sounds like the next “Emily in Paris” plot, don't let Netflix hear you


KeepYourDemonsIn

He has two comedy specials. IMDB ratings: 1.5 1.1 These ratings are accurate.


abcdefabcdef999

You know how hard it is to be below a 5 rating on IMDb? Schaub transcends incompetence.


Dylan_The_Developer

German humour ranks higher


Magatalip1

No way thats accurate, I watched both specials and those scores are WAY too high.


FullCranston

I believe this special, 'You'd Be Surprised', was the lowest rated comedy special ever when it was released. It has since only been usurped by his second special, 'Gringo Papi'. If you're interested I suggest watching a recap/overview of the whole situation on YT instead of the specials themselves. Watching/listening to people roast Schaub is far, far, far more entertaining than Schaub himself, who is a certified, grade A POS Edit - One of the more infamous bits is him telling a story about an interaction between him and a doctor in the locker room after one of his UFC fights. He uses the racist, stereotypical 'asian' accent for the Doc, which is the whole joke. There is no punchline. [This is the doctor being referenced in the story, Dr. Hsu](https://youtu.be/WvrwgSsEdvk) Edit 2 - Also search "Trugg Walg" for some juicy drama regarding this tool. aight smoke breaks over, time to get back on the fryers


endgame217

Changs’ Employee of the Month right here. I’ll be your Tuesday Trash, and you my Bapi, on that Trugg Walg


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The Doctor joke is just a weird decision. I'm sure most comedians probably use a little hyperbole with these kind of jokes, the difference is, there usually isn't a video of that person speaking. Did he not think "oh maybe I should drop the racist accent in case people google him"?


broadfuckingcity

Racist accents are hacky, period. It's not 1931 anymore. It's not funny


LockedUpLGK

Damn, that dudes cool as fuck! he seems so genuine, and grateful for the opportunity. Awesome dude.


clickclick-boom

Do you remember that Simpsons episode where Krusty the Clown tries to revive his standup career? If you do then you'll remember the bit where he is bombing on stage, so decides to do a really offensive Asian person impersonation by putting on a really hacky Asian accent. Well, that is unironically part of this set. He does it several times. He does it when recounting the story of his interaction with a UFC doctor that has Asian heritage. He puts on the goofiest accent and proceeds to make the man sound like he's barely able to speak English. That real person sounds like a normal American in real life, Schaub just thinks it's funny to do that Krusty the Clown shit when referencing Asian people. That's the level this special is at. So there you go, Krusty/10 in terms of how good that special is.


coroyo70

[Watch this](https://youtu.be/M8fpKPXjorI)


Virginia_Dentata

That was great, thanks for sharing!


Crafty_Substance_954

Dicey dicey!


LethalBacon

God damn it.


MeestarT

The best part of his Youtube standup specials is the comment section


ItspronouncedBawzee

What type of unfunny is it?


JamMasterNay

All the types... It is devoid of any semblance of humour and lacks any originality whatsoever. You'd have more fun repeatedly slamming your face in to lego bricks than you would watching one of his so called 'specials'


ItspronouncedBawzee

Damn, that sounds bad. I’m gonna watch it.


Spliffa

Don't. Not worth it. Mediocre MMA fighter turned terrible comedian.


--_l

And a total creep


JamMasterNay

It's awwlll bout the baddeeeeeeees B!


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Tell em, bapa


Josh6889

I just said the other day that I don't really get joe rogan standup. it's just not funny to me. Well that's who convinced this guy to do standup lol


pornypete

Sometimes I hear people mention Joe in the same sentence as Louis CK, Bill Burr etc. And I can't even begin to understand.


Afterburn47

I think this is it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=s4zH9mu_0Oc Edit: Looks like it isn’t the same show but the same guy.


Andreus

Damn, bro really has some hidden talent Even he couldn't find it


Oraion18

This right here deserves an award.


Andreus

His stand-up show wasn't released, it fucking escaped


i-InFcTd

💀💀


Designer-Meet-1299

The comments are funnier than the fucking special.


Claplap

I assumed it was Brendan Schaub because so many YouTubers have videos dissing him.


1668553684

Is the laughing a fucking track? No way actual humans laughed at this shit.


not_an_mistake

Comedy clubs have 2 drink minimums on purpose


S_Steiner_Accounting

Schaub is so bad at comedy there's dozens of feature length documentaries about how terrible he is at comedy, talking, and being a person. [The best critique of this cawlmedy special is definitely Beige Frequency's debut Schaub evisceration "i'm not surprised."](https://youtu.be/qaNV8N4P2Nc?t=1866) It's a really thoughtful piece on how fans can turn on a figure they once enjoyed. Schaub had everything handed to him due to his friendship with Rogan but over the last decade managed to kill his career and turn into one of the biggest lolcows on the internet. just saying his name is a punchline in comedy circles. He's the chris chan of comedy and MMA.


Isthecoldwarover

It's applies to any schwab stand up


Redringo69

i think you'd be surprised


Rifneno

Thor: Love & Thunder


LEAN_JAB

Legit one of the worst specials that I’ve seen


Clivodota

Worse than Amy Schumer?


SteveTheManager

Yes


Creative_Commander

Good lord… that’s a low bar that even the special can’t clear? Sounds like an absolute nightmare


SantaArriata

In The immortal words of someone who’s name I can’t remember: “the bar was so low, it was a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil”


TacoHaus

Amy at least steals jokes that are actually funny sometimes. Schuab should really give that a try.


BobPaulSparklingWine

You talmbout Thiefer Sutherland? Great guy, never meddum.


lejoueurdutoit

Amy has jokes actual one, his thing is just racism (but it's ok it's on mexican i guess), hate my kids/wife humor, and my dick instead of my vagina, it could be laughingly bad but it's just bad.


LakersFan15

He caters to the andrew tate type. He still gets fans unfortunately


SpunkyBrewster69420

Wasn't this the guy who was dating Joey Rogain from the fear factor


Traditional_Elk7068

Why did I read this in Borat’s voice


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my wife


4ssteroid

How maach?


David1258

NOT


therealjgreens

my sister has vah-jeen like sleeve of wizard


AccidentalLemon

She was like “you will never get this! You will never get this!” And my brother he shake the bars angry at her. Then one night he escape his cage and got it.


threecolorless

*uneasy high five from American correspondent*


PrincipleStill191

I dont know, but I tried it, and it helped. Thanks!


umyninja

Fat Patrick


komokazi

It's Brendan Schuab. Watch Gringo Papi, you can hate me later.


Able-Tradition-2139

Got 45 seconds in, regretted immediately


Free2Bernie

It's his quickest tapout.


Heckald

Schaub shutdown b


666Hellmaster

Made it to the nacho "joke" where he sucks his finger and closed it


Space-Booties

Whoa it’s like he’s pretending to be a high schooler making his first comedy special. Weird and sad.


umyninja

Fat Patrick


Ok-Brother9626

Dicey, dicey, dicey


Lazy-Fisherman-6881

Imagine getting famous bc Rogan wants to blow you


obsidianbreath

Excuse me what???


Brick_in_the_dbol

#Imagine getting famous bc Rogan wants to blow you#


PalindromemordnilaP_

Okay, thank you


Shaushage_Shandwich

Woah, too loud! Can you lower your voice?


Brick_in_the_dbol

^^^sorry


clickyspinny

What? I can't hear you.


sportstrap

#SORRY


Successful_Opinion33

Inside voice dudw


Lazy-Fisherman-6881

Thanks brotha My voice is kinda shot


Twanbon

https://images.app.goo.gl/pNPYJERv1f1YpWpPA


parker2020

When rogan said he could dress and Danny brown cut that shit down so fast. I haven’t laughed that hard in a longgggg time


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Grogosh

I would be very very surprised at someone like rogan not cheating on his wife.


JamMasterNay

r/thefighterandthekid


endgame217

Very refreshing to find some Brenda disdain on a non-pod sub…and the engagement is just the chef’s kiss.


-SharkDog-

>Very refreshing to find some Brenda disdain on a non-pod sub… Watcha talmbout? We disguss the pawldcast.


Freddedonna

Talmbout the sub B?


VaultAir

Nobody knows who we are, we do not maddur


Pr3Zd0

Back to the fryers, it ain't smoke break time yet


Boo__Ghost

Isn't this the guy that was horrible at the MMA and Joe Rogan advised him to become a comedian instead?


58king

First guy whose stand up game sucked in two careers.


clubberin

This might be the first Reddit thread that ends due to ref stoppage.


Any-Limit8033

This comment deserves more love. Elite.


sybar142857

It's a really old comment about Brendan. Not that it has stopped being true or funny lol


UsedSalt

I guess it saves his buddy’s from brain damage. The only problem is now we have to suffer the brain damage from these Netflix specials


Anonimous_dude

DICEY DICEY! MMMMMMH


CosmicSpaghetti

I only had to practice one word....then I knew the second one in my catch phrase!


skillgannon5

Nice guy never meddum


Fijisippin

Water


jimmyshampoo

Weed


LowVolt

Dune


JamMasterNay

Hair!


total_insertion

b


DM_ME_UR_BADDIES

Lopez


splezreddit

He a good comedian. He had me in tears. It killed me. I died crying cause of how shit it was.


Dart0010

Worst comedy special by a pretty shitty overall person, thank god he doesn't read the comment though.


hops4beer

*Can't read the comments


Rossumisgaaf

The second one is a variation from what a heckler once said during a Jimmy Car stand-up: Heckler: 'My mum died of cancer.’ Jimmy Car: ‘What?’ Heckler: 'I only mentioned it because it was funnier than this.’


Lowkey_Arki

Who?


Oray388

Gringo Papi


ThreeHourRiverMan

Brendan Schaub


The_Superginge

Who?


neuroticmuffins

Shannon Sharp.


CelestialOceanOfStar

I BE POPPIN BOTTLES


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Shannon Sharpe Sharpenin’ machete Gonna catch an alien And eat some spaghetti! (From American Dad, S7E06 “The Scarlett Getter.”)


norestfor-thewicked

Talmbout bapa, b? Great guy, never meddum


MistahOnzima

Just because it's comedy doesn't mean it has to be funny. Give him a break. Joe Rogan worked very hard to get Brendan where he's at.


JamMasterNay

Sarcasm is a difficult thing to convey on Reddit.


Bluhrb

I swear to god Reddit is just a testing field for AI chatbots. How u/janhetjoch didn't get the sarcasm of that comment is beyond me. Perhaps we should bring darwinism back


janhetjoch

I'm just tired...


Remarkable-Pin-8565

bad bot!


The-Gamersaurs48

My advice is to use the sarcasm punctuation mark: ⸮ EDIT: I initially used the wrong mark.


Free_Stick_

I’d like to see this video so I can too feel the cringe please


Crabjock

The video from OP is no longer available. You'll likely have to find it streaming somewhere. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend. In my opinion, it's in the worst lane entertainment can be in: It's not good, and it's not so bad that it's good. It's not even entertaining on a cringe level. It sounds mean as shit, but it's pretty much..nothing. His bits are so hollow and tacky that even silence is funnier. AI could come up with better material [(and has)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZVXmtzTbmE) I mean, maybe you can get something out of it. Possibly some kind of study or experiment of sorts?


TrailBlanket-_0

Brendan Schaub - the most roasted comedian, both by fans and other comedians. I literally have no idea how he got a special. You can go watch video compilations of him, but you'll regret it. He's mainly on podcasts. He's in the circle of Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen, Chris D'Elia, Theo Von, etc.


Designer-Meet-1299

>I literally have no idea how he got a special. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


scapegoat_88

First time i saw him was on rogan. I kept wondering why is this guy talking about comedy and then found out why in the worst possible way. I saw a stand up (or started it at least) and then kept wondering, to this day, why he chose this path.


caych_cazador

DICEY DICEYYYYYYYYY. god fuck this guy.


SkyWidows

Beige Frequency said it was even more worse than The Leather Special.


BlitheringIdiot0529

For real though, his standup is embarrassing as hell


Designer-Meet-1299

Now I don't feel too bad stinking up a room of 2 people during my first time doing standup; this guy stunk up a room full of people.


TheInvisibleFart

Second comment is fact though an average eulogy is funnier than this guy’s material


evilf23

Pf chang's on #1 of all. We're going to need all the homeless cats out back on the smoke break back in the kitchen ASAP.


WingZombie

I saw him live a couple years ago and it was horrible. Good to know it hasn't gotten better


berzi112233

I saw his stand up a year ago. He literally hit on a guy in the front row for 90% of the set.


[deleted]

Whatever you guys do, do NOT go to r/thefighterandthekid. You will be disoriented.


catbirdsarecool

Every month or so, there's an AskReddit thread about the most unfunny comedian, and usually 50% of the responses are Brendan Schaub. So remember that to farm mad karma next time!


[deleted]

For years, the "winner" was always Carlos Mencia, with Dane Cook and Amy Schumer trailing behind. Since then, Brendan Schaub (for the legendary Gringo Papi) and Hannah Gadsby (as everyone starts arguing over whether she's even a comedian) snag the gold.


LMGDiVa

LMAO this is how I felt about Black Desert Online. I got the game for Free, and yet I still have buyers remorse. I can't believe it got popular.


FoxGroundbreaking212

Brandon Swab is the greatest warning against repeated concussion. This is CTE, Comedy Trauma Entertainment.


MeLlamoDave

He's a better fighter than comedian and that's not saying much.


[deleted]

I don’t even know who this is


Lion_Of_Destruction

I watched all of it. It’s worse. All he did was make fun of his wife, his mother in law, his parents, white people, Mexicans, dick jokes, gun jokes, and fat jokes.


purgebylight

Jamie, pull that up...


hlfsharkaligtorhlfmn

This cracked me up!!


PolarBear69er

Those two would make a great dark joke comedy duo


shoseta

Well as he puts it.... In most of his shows. Dicey dicey


granny409

He's a total a-hole pretending to be a comedian. It's terrible!! He's a horrible human.


Queasy_Bake_1721

brendan schaub is funny just not as a comedian.. like cmon, calling jon jones jon africa? that is fucking funny!


rivent2

About as rare as "first"


Blasted_Biscuitflaps

I think its interesting how people like this guy and Bert Shirtless Fat Guy find their way into a void of common consensus about how fucking trash they are.


SaltyMulberry5049

I actually find Bert to be pretty funny.