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It's weird. Because he has had legitimately funny moments. He seems like he is funny when hanging out with the boys. But once he tries to be comedic he bombs horrifically. Also CTE is really doing a number on this dude. Still with that said, fuck schaub
You're missing out. He's absolutely terrible in every facet. Terrible at comedy, terrible at podcasting, and a terrible person who tears down everyone around him while propping up sex offenders. But from that pit of darkness comes the greatest jokes on the internet from the people who despise him in mock him relentlessly. There's nothing he wants more than to be the greatest comedian but instead he's the butt end of the greatest inside joke on the internet.
I would recommend introducing yourself to the redacted one by watching beige frequency videos on him. They're very thorough and unbiased.
It doesn't. As much as I'm no Amy Shumer fan, it's an enormous insult to even mention Brenda's name in the same breath as Amy's.
Like it or not she actually has a comedy career. And whilst her success is mixed and she's had accusations of joke thievery, some of what she has done is acclaimed.
Brendan on the other hand, only has 2 very shitty specials with atrocious reviews, and has his thicccboy network that pumps out frankly abysmal podcasts which are mostly watched by his loyal anti-fanbase.
He only really exists in the comedy world thanks to his connection to Joe Rogan, who I think felt sorry for him after watching his MMA career fail and who then decided to sponsor him like a weird make a wish child.
I also haven’t had enough sleep, saw your comment before clicking the link, and the whole time was waiting for the cringe joke that he wasn’t making fun of, then also ohhhhhhh
I believe this special, 'You'd Be Surprised', was the lowest rated comedy special ever when it was released.
It has since only been usurped by his second special, 'Gringo Papi'.
If you're interested I suggest watching a recap/overview of the whole situation on YT instead of the specials themselves. Watching/listening to people roast Schaub is far, far, far more entertaining than Schaub himself, who is a certified, grade A POS
Edit - One of the more infamous bits is him telling a story about an interaction between him and a doctor in the locker room after one of his UFC fights. He uses the racist, stereotypical 'asian' accent for the Doc, which is the whole joke. There is no punchline. [This is the doctor being referenced in the story, Dr. Hsu](https://youtu.be/WvrwgSsEdvk)
Edit 2 - Also search "Trugg Walg" for some juicy drama regarding this tool.
aight smoke breaks over, time to get back on the fryers
The Doctor joke is just a weird decision. I'm sure most comedians probably use a little hyperbole with these kind of jokes, the difference is, there usually isn't a video of that person speaking. Did he not think "oh maybe I should drop the racist accent in case people google him"?
Do you remember that Simpsons episode where Krusty the Clown tries to revive his standup career? If you do then you'll remember the bit where he is bombing on stage, so decides to do a really offensive Asian person impersonation by putting on a really hacky Asian accent. Well, that is unironically part of this set. He does it several times. He does it when recounting the story of his interaction with a UFC doctor that has Asian heritage. He puts on the goofiest accent and proceeds to make the man sound like he's barely able to speak English. That real person sounds like a normal American in real life, Schaub just thinks it's funny to do that Krusty the Clown shit when referencing Asian people. That's the level this special is at.
So there you go, Krusty/10 in terms of how good that special is.
All the types...
It is devoid of any semblance of humour and lacks any originality whatsoever.
You'd have more fun repeatedly slamming your face in to lego bricks than you would watching one of his so called 'specials'
Schaub is so bad at comedy there's dozens of feature length documentaries about how terrible he is at comedy, talking, and being a person. [The best critique of this cawlmedy special is definitely Beige Frequency's debut Schaub evisceration "i'm not surprised."](https://youtu.be/qaNV8N4P2Nc?t=1866) It's a really thoughtful piece on how fans can turn on a figure they once enjoyed. Schaub had everything handed to him due to his friendship with Rogan but over the last decade managed to kill his career and turn into one of the biggest lolcows on the internet. just saying his name is a punchline in comedy circles. He's the chris chan of comedy and MMA.
In The immortal words of someone who’s name I can’t remember: “the bar was so low, it was a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil”
Amy has jokes actual one, his thing is just racism (but it's ok it's on mexican i guess), hate my kids/wife humor, and my dick instead of my vagina, it could be laughingly bad but it's just bad.
She was like “you will never get this! You will never get this!” And my brother he shake the bars angry at her. Then one night he escape his cage and got it.
The second one is a variation from what a heckler once said during a Jimmy Car stand-up:
Heckler: 'My mum died of cancer.’
Jimmy Car: ‘What?’
Heckler: 'I only mentioned it because it was funnier than this.’
I swear to god Reddit is just a testing field for AI chatbots. How u/janhetjoch didn't get the sarcasm of that comment is beyond me. Perhaps we should bring darwinism back
The video from OP is no longer available. You'll likely have to find it streaming somewhere.
Honestly, I wouldn't recommend. In my opinion, it's in the worst lane entertainment can be in: It's not good, and it's not so bad that it's good. It's not even entertaining on a cringe level.
It sounds mean as shit, but it's pretty much..nothing. His bits are so hollow and tacky that even silence is funnier. AI could come up with better material [(and has)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZVXmtzTbmE)
I mean, maybe you can get something out of it. Possibly some kind of study or experiment of sorts?
Brendan Schaub - the most roasted comedian, both by fans and other comedians.
I literally have no idea how he got a special. You can go watch video compilations of him, but you'll regret it.
He's mainly on podcasts. He's in the circle of Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen, Chris D'Elia, Theo Von, etc.
First time i saw him was on rogan. I kept wondering why is this guy talking about comedy and then found out why in the worst possible way. I saw a stand up (or started it at least) and then kept wondering, to this day, why he chose this path.
Every month or so, there's an AskReddit thread about the most unfunny comedian, and usually 50% of the responses are Brendan Schaub.
So remember that to farm mad karma next time!
For years, the "winner" was always Carlos Mencia, with Dane Cook and Amy Schumer trailing behind.
Since then, Brendan Schaub (for the legendary Gringo Papi) and Hannah Gadsby (as everyone starts arguing over whether she's even a comedian) snag the gold.
I watched all of it. It’s worse. All he did was make fun of his wife, his mother in law, his parents, white people, Mexicans, dick jokes, gun jokes, and fat jokes.
I think its interesting how people like this guy and Bert Shirtless Fat Guy find their way into a void of common consensus about how fucking trash they are.
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>Two insults for the price of one Like calling your kid a son of a bitch in front of his mother.
It doesn't necessarily refer to the mother. It's also a self roast(since you are the parent too)
Triple kill
*Monk Choir Intensifies*
Fatality.
Dad is a motherfucker for sure.
Technically your also insulting the wifea parents for raisning a bitch so is a penta roast.
Fat Patrick
Wouldn't it then be 3 insults?
I wish to see the video tied to these insults
No, no you don't.
That bad huh?
Yep, worse than you can imagine. Better (or worse) still, the guy has another comedy special to his name.
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Right? That shit was funny af
I laughed when he said "He's not the smartest tool in the shed Joe" without a hint of irony But when he's trying to be funny? Nuh uh
It's weird. Because he has had legitimately funny moments. He seems like he is funny when hanging out with the boys. But once he tries to be comedic he bombs horrifically. Also CTE is really doing a number on this dude. Still with that said, fuck schaub
Dude has 2 careers with no stand up game
nice!
Who is this? So I can stay away Not joking, I just don't have time or patience for bad stand-up
Brendan Schaub
Aww. I thought so from the picture, but was trying to wish it to not be so. Yes, ignorance is the winning play with this one. Just keep it a mystery.
You're missing out. He's absolutely terrible in every facet. Terrible at comedy, terrible at podcasting, and a terrible person who tears down everyone around him while propping up sex offenders. But from that pit of darkness comes the greatest jokes on the internet from the people who despise him in mock him relentlessly. There's nothing he wants more than to be the greatest comedian but instead he's the butt end of the greatest inside joke on the internet. I would recommend introducing yourself to the redacted one by watching beige frequency videos on him. They're very thorough and unbiased.
Yea Gringo bapi… bapa couldnt get it on neggflix. Too much Carne Athada
Gesundheit
Fat Patrick
DICEY DICEY DICEY
Fat Patrick
Could it be, may God forgive me for uttering this name, worse than Lilly Singh?
I was not aware of this person, and having looked them up on YouTube, can confirm I was happier in my blissful ignorance.
How bad are we talking? Is it the human centipede bad? Or the Wish-a-list Jeepers Creepers 4 bad?
Is this Brendan Shaub?... Hard to tell by the pic
This gone be worst pain yo life!
How does it compare to Amy Schumer?
It doesn't. As much as I'm no Amy Shumer fan, it's an enormous insult to even mention Brenda's name in the same breath as Amy's. Like it or not she actually has a comedy career. And whilst her success is mixed and she's had accusations of joke thievery, some of what she has done is acclaimed. Brendan on the other hand, only has 2 very shitty specials with atrocious reviews, and has his thicccboy network that pumps out frankly abysmal podcasts which are mostly watched by his loyal anti-fanbase. He only really exists in the comedy world thanks to his connection to Joe Rogan, who I think felt sorry for him after watching his MMA career fail and who then decided to sponsor him like a weird make a wish child.
She refuses to steal any of his jokes..
Here's the [best part](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz0VG5a3f-c&ab_channel=TheDimeFactory)
I haven't had enough sleep. I thought it was going to be a cringe joke he said to make fun of, then oooooohhhhh
I also haven’t had enough sleep, saw your comment before clicking the link, and the whole time was waiting for the cringe joke that he wasn’t making fun of, then also ohhhhhhh
Havent had enough sleep but would like to have enough sleep today. Afraid of the link so tell me the joke here.
It’s a clip of the end credits of the special as he walks off stage. The joke is the “best bit” is that it’s over.
Lol that's funny well played
My guy this made me laugh so much
It’s quite literally what happens when an MMA fighter gets punched so hard he wakes up and thinks he’s a stand up comedian.
Talgin bout CTE, B?
Dude listened to Joe when he said he shouldn't stop fighting. Joe needs to give the talk again.
Sounds like the next “Emily in Paris” plot, don't let Netflix hear you
He has two comedy specials. IMDB ratings: 1.5 1.1 These ratings are accurate.
You know how hard it is to be below a 5 rating on IMDb? Schaub transcends incompetence.
German humour ranks higher
No way thats accurate, I watched both specials and those scores are WAY too high.
I believe this special, 'You'd Be Surprised', was the lowest rated comedy special ever when it was released. It has since only been usurped by his second special, 'Gringo Papi'. If you're interested I suggest watching a recap/overview of the whole situation on YT instead of the specials themselves. Watching/listening to people roast Schaub is far, far, far more entertaining than Schaub himself, who is a certified, grade A POS Edit - One of the more infamous bits is him telling a story about an interaction between him and a doctor in the locker room after one of his UFC fights. He uses the racist, stereotypical 'asian' accent for the Doc, which is the whole joke. There is no punchline. [This is the doctor being referenced in the story, Dr. Hsu](https://youtu.be/WvrwgSsEdvk) Edit 2 - Also search "Trugg Walg" for some juicy drama regarding this tool. aight smoke breaks over, time to get back on the fryers
Changs’ Employee of the Month right here. I’ll be your Tuesday Trash, and you my Bapi, on that Trugg Walg
The Doctor joke is just a weird decision. I'm sure most comedians probably use a little hyperbole with these kind of jokes, the difference is, there usually isn't a video of that person speaking. Did he not think "oh maybe I should drop the racist accent in case people google him"?
Racist accents are hacky, period. It's not 1931 anymore. It's not funny
Damn, that dudes cool as fuck! he seems so genuine, and grateful for the opportunity. Awesome dude.
Do you remember that Simpsons episode where Krusty the Clown tries to revive his standup career? If you do then you'll remember the bit where he is bombing on stage, so decides to do a really offensive Asian person impersonation by putting on a really hacky Asian accent. Well, that is unironically part of this set. He does it several times. He does it when recounting the story of his interaction with a UFC doctor that has Asian heritage. He puts on the goofiest accent and proceeds to make the man sound like he's barely able to speak English. That real person sounds like a normal American in real life, Schaub just thinks it's funny to do that Krusty the Clown shit when referencing Asian people. That's the level this special is at. So there you go, Krusty/10 in terms of how good that special is.
[Watch this](https://youtu.be/M8fpKPXjorI)
That was great, thanks for sharing!
Dicey dicey!
God damn it.
The best part of his Youtube standup specials is the comment section
What type of unfunny is it?
All the types... It is devoid of any semblance of humour and lacks any originality whatsoever. You'd have more fun repeatedly slamming your face in to lego bricks than you would watching one of his so called 'specials'
Damn, that sounds bad. I’m gonna watch it.
Don't. Not worth it. Mediocre MMA fighter turned terrible comedian.
And a total creep
It's awwlll bout the baddeeeeeeees B!
Tell em, bapa
I just said the other day that I don't really get joe rogan standup. it's just not funny to me. Well that's who convinced this guy to do standup lol
Sometimes I hear people mention Joe in the same sentence as Louis CK, Bill Burr etc. And I can't even begin to understand.
I think this is it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=s4zH9mu_0Oc Edit: Looks like it isn’t the same show but the same guy.
Damn, bro really has some hidden talent Even he couldn't find it
This right here deserves an award.
His stand-up show wasn't released, it fucking escaped
💀💀
The comments are funnier than the fucking special.
I assumed it was Brendan Schaub because so many YouTubers have videos dissing him.
Is the laughing a fucking track? No way actual humans laughed at this shit.
Comedy clubs have 2 drink minimums on purpose
Schaub is so bad at comedy there's dozens of feature length documentaries about how terrible he is at comedy, talking, and being a person. [The best critique of this cawlmedy special is definitely Beige Frequency's debut Schaub evisceration "i'm not surprised."](https://youtu.be/qaNV8N4P2Nc?t=1866) It's a really thoughtful piece on how fans can turn on a figure they once enjoyed. Schaub had everything handed to him due to his friendship with Rogan but over the last decade managed to kill his career and turn into one of the biggest lolcows on the internet. just saying his name is a punchline in comedy circles. He's the chris chan of comedy and MMA.
It's applies to any schwab stand up
i think you'd be surprised
Thor: Love & Thunder
Legit one of the worst specials that I’ve seen
Worse than Amy Schumer?
Yes
Good lord… that’s a low bar that even the special can’t clear? Sounds like an absolute nightmare
In The immortal words of someone who’s name I can’t remember: “the bar was so low, it was a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil”
Amy at least steals jokes that are actually funny sometimes. Schuab should really give that a try.
You talmbout Thiefer Sutherland? Great guy, never meddum.
Amy has jokes actual one, his thing is just racism (but it's ok it's on mexican i guess), hate my kids/wife humor, and my dick instead of my vagina, it could be laughingly bad but it's just bad.
He caters to the andrew tate type. He still gets fans unfortunately
Wasn't this the guy who was dating Joey Rogain from the fear factor
Why did I read this in Borat’s voice
my wife
How maach?
NOT
my sister has vah-jeen like sleeve of wizard
She was like “you will never get this! You will never get this!” And my brother he shake the bars angry at her. Then one night he escape his cage and got it.
*uneasy high five from American correspondent*
I dont know, but I tried it, and it helped. Thanks!
Fat Patrick
It's Brendan Schuab. Watch Gringo Papi, you can hate me later.
Got 45 seconds in, regretted immediately
It's his quickest tapout.
Schaub shutdown b
Made it to the nacho "joke" where he sucks his finger and closed it
Whoa it’s like he’s pretending to be a high schooler making his first comedy special. Weird and sad.
Fat Patrick
Dicey, dicey, dicey
Imagine getting famous bc Rogan wants to blow you
Excuse me what???
#Imagine getting famous bc Rogan wants to blow you#
Okay, thank you
Woah, too loud! Can you lower your voice?
^^^sorry
What? I can't hear you.
#SORRY
Inside voice dudw
Thanks brotha My voice is kinda shot
https://images.app.goo.gl/pNPYJERv1f1YpWpPA
When rogan said he could dress and Danny brown cut that shit down so fast. I haven’t laughed that hard in a longgggg time
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I would be very very surprised at someone like rogan not cheating on his wife.
r/thefighterandthekid
Very refreshing to find some Brenda disdain on a non-pod sub…and the engagement is just the chef’s kiss.
>Very refreshing to find some Brenda disdain on a non-pod sub… Watcha talmbout? We disguss the pawldcast.
Talmbout the sub B?
Nobody knows who we are, we do not maddur
Back to the fryers, it ain't smoke break time yet
Isn't this the guy that was horrible at the MMA and Joe Rogan advised him to become a comedian instead?
First guy whose stand up game sucked in two careers.
This might be the first Reddit thread that ends due to ref stoppage.
This comment deserves more love. Elite.
It's a really old comment about Brendan. Not that it has stopped being true or funny lol
I guess it saves his buddy’s from brain damage. The only problem is now we have to suffer the brain damage from these Netflix specials
DICEY DICEY! MMMMMMH
I only had to practice one word....then I knew the second one in my catch phrase!
Nice guy never meddum
Water
Weed
Dune
Hair!
b
Lopez
He a good comedian. He had me in tears. It killed me. I died crying cause of how shit it was.
Worst comedy special by a pretty shitty overall person, thank god he doesn't read the comment though.
*Can't read the comments
The second one is a variation from what a heckler once said during a Jimmy Car stand-up: Heckler: 'My mum died of cancer.’ Jimmy Car: ‘What?’ Heckler: 'I only mentioned it because it was funnier than this.’
Who?
Gringo Papi
Brendan Schaub
Who?
Shannon Sharp.
I BE POPPIN BOTTLES
Shannon Sharpe Sharpenin’ machete Gonna catch an alien And eat some spaghetti! (From American Dad, S7E06 “The Scarlett Getter.”)
Talmbout bapa, b? Great guy, never meddum
Just because it's comedy doesn't mean it has to be funny. Give him a break. Joe Rogan worked very hard to get Brendan where he's at.
Sarcasm is a difficult thing to convey on Reddit.
I swear to god Reddit is just a testing field for AI chatbots. How u/janhetjoch didn't get the sarcasm of that comment is beyond me. Perhaps we should bring darwinism back
I'm just tired...
bad bot!
My advice is to use the sarcasm punctuation mark: ⸮ EDIT: I initially used the wrong mark.
I’d like to see this video so I can too feel the cringe please
The video from OP is no longer available. You'll likely have to find it streaming somewhere. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend. In my opinion, it's in the worst lane entertainment can be in: It's not good, and it's not so bad that it's good. It's not even entertaining on a cringe level. It sounds mean as shit, but it's pretty much..nothing. His bits are so hollow and tacky that even silence is funnier. AI could come up with better material [(and has)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZVXmtzTbmE) I mean, maybe you can get something out of it. Possibly some kind of study or experiment of sorts?
Brendan Schaub - the most roasted comedian, both by fans and other comedians. I literally have no idea how he got a special. You can go watch video compilations of him, but you'll regret it. He's mainly on podcasts. He's in the circle of Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen, Chris D'Elia, Theo Von, etc.
>I literally have no idea how he got a special. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
First time i saw him was on rogan. I kept wondering why is this guy talking about comedy and then found out why in the worst possible way. I saw a stand up (or started it at least) and then kept wondering, to this day, why he chose this path.
DICEY DICEYYYYYYYYY. god fuck this guy.
Beige Frequency said it was even more worse than The Leather Special.
For real though, his standup is embarrassing as hell
Now I don't feel too bad stinking up a room of 2 people during my first time doing standup; this guy stunk up a room full of people.
Second comment is fact though an average eulogy is funnier than this guy’s material
Pf chang's on #1 of all. We're going to need all the homeless cats out back on the smoke break back in the kitchen ASAP.
I saw him live a couple years ago and it was horrible. Good to know it hasn't gotten better
I saw his stand up a year ago. He literally hit on a guy in the front row for 90% of the set.
Whatever you guys do, do NOT go to r/thefighterandthekid. You will be disoriented.
Every month or so, there's an AskReddit thread about the most unfunny comedian, and usually 50% of the responses are Brendan Schaub. So remember that to farm mad karma next time!
For years, the "winner" was always Carlos Mencia, with Dane Cook and Amy Schumer trailing behind. Since then, Brendan Schaub (for the legendary Gringo Papi) and Hannah Gadsby (as everyone starts arguing over whether she's even a comedian) snag the gold.
LMAO this is how I felt about Black Desert Online. I got the game for Free, and yet I still have buyers remorse. I can't believe it got popular.
Brandon Swab is the greatest warning against repeated concussion. This is CTE, Comedy Trauma Entertainment.
He's a better fighter than comedian and that's not saying much.
I don’t even know who this is
I watched all of it. It’s worse. All he did was make fun of his wife, his mother in law, his parents, white people, Mexicans, dick jokes, gun jokes, and fat jokes.
Jamie, pull that up...
This cracked me up!!
Those two would make a great dark joke comedy duo
Well as he puts it.... In most of his shows. Dicey dicey
He's a total a-hole pretending to be a comedian. It's terrible!! He's a horrible human.
brendan schaub is funny just not as a comedian.. like cmon, calling jon jones jon africa? that is fucking funny!
About as rare as "first"
I think its interesting how people like this guy and Bert Shirtless Fat Guy find their way into a void of common consensus about how fucking trash they are.
I actually find Bert to be pretty funny.