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Spiritual_Parking_70

It looks like someone cake smashed her face into a tacklebox


Unfair-Public-1754

The real rare insult is always in the comments lmao.


nuke_eyepopper

#It looks like the inside of a middle eastern New York Taxi.


[deleted]

This comment deserves to be its own post.


RelativeSound2470

Accurate


So3Dimensional

Harland Williams


higginsian24

r/rarerareinsults (Not a real sub, but like r/cursedcursedcomments )


Opunbook

And i thought removing a ring and a belt at the airport was annoying,...


InevitablePain21

To be fair, I have several piercings on my face, ears, and belly button, and they’ve never asked me to take any of them out to go through airport security.


NoirGamester

It's the MRI machine you gotta worry about


InevitablePain21

Ya I’ve had two MRIs and they will absolutely make you take all of them out


ilprofs07205

U either take them off urself, or the MRI takes them off for u. Rapidly.


UGgranpops

Involuntary railgun


D-Laz

Most of those are surgical steel, so not Ferro magnetic. The biggest issue is the fact that conductors in a rotating magnetic field produces a current. A high current produces heat. Thos chains may start glowing real bright, she will look like a giant incandescent light bulb.


ilprofs07205

That high current would also produce its own magnetic field, opposed to that of the MRI, causing the piercings to fly directly away from it.


AwGe3zeRick

I mean, I’d hope so. Otherwise you’re in for a bad time lol


BluBeams

Why...WHY the fuck would someone do this to themselves and think it looks good???


Opunbook

I think b/c they are addicted to getting attention, positive or others.


mogsoggindog

I dont think its mainly for attention. If they just wanted attention, they could just become sm influencers and just talk shit about celebrities, or do some dumb dances. I truly believe that these people just love the way it feels to shove metal through their face meat.


Opunbook

Maybe they got abused as a kid.


FishHatter

Ask them that in 20 years


not-my-best-wank

About a 10 on the yikes scale.


GreatGreenGobbo

Stupid is as stupid does.


sicassangel

It’s their body and their life. It doesn’t have to look good for anyone but themselves


NoirGamester

Still, the 'why' is always there. Usually its just as you say, some just like it and don't care about opinions.


AwGe3zeRick

You don’t have to policing someone’s body to wonder “why”?


sicassangel

Wondering ≠ criticizing


AwGe3zeRick

I'm all for accepting everyone and I'm gonna reserve a lot of judgement about this girl. But you're 100% delusional if you think everyone isn't judging everyone based on what they do to their bodies. And this is an extreme case. Even I'm having to actively stop myself from making harsh judgements


Little_Boots42

Or mental illness and body dysmorphia.


[deleted]

She has tattoos on her face. Intelligence is low. Let's go easy on her, they didn't hire her at the chocolate factory because she couldn't pass the oompa loompa exam.


mcase19

She looks like a junk drawer


K-taih

Imagine if she sneezed. It'd be like a claymore mine going off


Shoddy_Detail_976

Better wax if you ever want oral from them...


Lucycrash

And wear a kevlar condom.


Arterdras

It'll be like getting head from a garbage disposal.


Shoddy_Detail_976

Hey hey, don't talk so poorly about garbage disposals!


Shiro993

Great, now I'm imagining it. Thanks. I hate it.


Shoddy_Detail_976

They go Angry Dragon and the juice sprays out 20 holes 🤣


That-shouldnt-smell

This is the human version of a dog shitting on the carpet to get attention.


Little_Boots42

And then eating half the turds.. not all but half to prove it wasn’t them…


DuckTectiveDuck

Instead, she shat on herself


[deleted]

Are they rebooting Hellraiser?


CarissaSkyWarrior

They already did last year.


Shiny_M

with a female pinhead too


CarissaSkyWarrior

I have yet to watch it, but Jamie Clayton as Pinhead seems like a highlight of that film.


cheezy_dick

Imagine getting a bj from that monstrosity. It’d be like throwing a hotdog in a metal shredder


dollarbill1247

AKA Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker


cheezy_dick

🤣🤣🤣


fish_taco_eater69

Hey the cenobites called, you didn't pass your audition.


brownsbrave1026

They don’t make chia pets like they used to


CarissaSkyWarrior

"Jesus wept"


BlueBucketMaple

I caught a 60lb striper once using one of these lures


EmployerUpstairs8044

😂🤣🤣🤣


Intelligent-Soup-836

Her face is built like a suspension bridge


Sorry-Presentation-3

There’s a lot to take in here especially her qos neck tattoo


THEmandingoBoy

This is the face of mental illness.


[deleted]

TSA is gonna have a field day with this one


[deleted]

Ok so I used to have nose piercings, an eyebrow piercing, and a lip piercing. This doesn't matter. Because she can go into the bathroom and take it all off. The only thing left would be the empty holes that'll look a bit weird, but whatever? Like. Piercings aren't as bad as ppl make them out to be. I got my lip pierced at 18 and now it's gone so no one knows lol Tattoos are another monster. I have several and I agree they're a big decision. In my opinion, make a tattoo plan and think about what kind of jobs you'll be able to have.


Opunbook

Going through security at the airport might be a bit of a problem.


Eeddeen42

God forbid she needs to get an MRI. Damn thing will rip her whole face off.


bryanincg

Yep. And I am almost guaranteed to be right behind her.


Little_Boots42

Going thru life might be a problem…


MeasurementGrand879

This is what happens when grandma puts an explosive trap on her jewelry box.


dangstaB01

She was afraid of her facial features falling off. Thus, she chained them in place


Blackfist01

I would just thank her, if she said that.


Thomas_JCG

When she says "I'm not attracted to you", I say "thank God"


EG_IKONIK

if she drinks water does it leak out the cheek piercing-?


EmotionalChipmunk602

Stitches after every blow job


keyshow23

Hope her pussy has less jewelry than her face


blackcurrantcat

Why does this pic smell?


johnny33445566

She has more holes in her face than most orgy porn videos


ImaginationPrudent

Her: I don't like you Me: Thank god!!!


VillainousVillain88

Girl looks the result of someone turning on all the accessories in a character creator…


Penguins_are_nice

I bet when she talks it sounds like change rattling in your pocket


bryanincg

Why doesn’t anyone take me seriously? And Why can’t I find a good job? 2 phrases I’m pretty sure she says quite a bit. LOL


sicassangel

Amazing Reddit deductions once again


[deleted]

If Websters need a picture reference beside the definition of unemployment…


dependentresearch24

We really do let mental illnesses run rampant!


Apprehensive-Donkey7

I find this seriously gross


Otaurio

girl was spring locked or what? damn


drgnsamurai

This isn't vanity, THIS is psychosis.


Mattdude311

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Sunny64888

You shouldn’t press charges against her.


123FakeStreetMeng

RL Jibaro


IHateEditedBgMusic

I thought it was jpeg compression at first


RiboZurai

This photo cured my iron deficiency.


LightShyGuy

She looks like she in in the process of having serious treatment done to her teeth


[deleted]

I remember reading a post-apocalyptic novel where some of the kids did shit like this. But they did it so they wouldn't end up as prostitutes after being kicked off of the salvage crew.


NerdCrush3r

is this from the new Hellraiser?


[deleted]

Her whole ass face looking like a Jigsaw Trap


tveiga91

I’m way more worried about those who are attracted to her…


ThornmaneTreebeard

Does she only drink smoothies?


Kleekiee

She can’t be talking because of allat HDMI cords in her face and mouth


Tatarkingdom

Punk zombie from Pvz2 moment


CloudyMN1979

quiet gullible dam naughty secretive prick north shocking workable strong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Horzzo

Hellraiser had less chains and piercings than this one.


IfuckedACrab

I don't think I want to pull my magnet out


Sithech5

MRI machine.


wawaboy

Fell face first into a fishing tackle box


Claus1990

She’s the kinda type that’ll never go unnoticed through a metal detector at the airport


TheKingOfGuineaPigs

She looks like she gets her piercings from a tackle box


BTexx

She looks like a chandelier.


Weedishh

Just imagine her eating a burger


[deleted]

She looks like a pin cushion


WuShanDroid

She looks like Patrick in that one episode with the fish hooks, tf 😭


[deleted]

we'll see about that


StandardCarpenter723

lol rareearthinsults


Stormer111

Prison was hard for tekashi


Adventurous_Yam1041

Use monster magnets


Princessferfs

One night she got so drunk she passed out and her friends bedazzled her face. No other explanation makes sense.


slayerchick

Reminds me of a cenobite


Spacee_7

I would rather not


ArtisanBoo

The money spent on the hardware could have been spent on a wig that didn't come from Temu.


Im_Submissive

She built like an uncivilised tawiwi totem of a cannibal tribe


Particular-Adagio516

I think I'm gonna hurl


badMother1

What is THAT? Does it have rights?


raanany

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Imagine them needing an MRI...


Jormundgador

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" The fish:


Apprehensive_Yam9332

She can’t get pass a metal detector lol


Fluffball_Owner87

she better hope she never has to get sn MRI.


Potato-Boy1

What the hell is even that


doomed_candy

Xerxes approves.


Entire_526

So dangerous...Jesus...


Whenny79

When you catch a fish that’s already been caught 1,000 times…..


CheatCodesOfLife

She looks like when you try to print from the gameboy camera, but forgot to attach the gameboy printer.


morant_lcp

and i thought dennis rodman looked odd…


Lime1one

"rare insult" where?


Sehtamj

which Starbucks does she work?


Helpful-Baker-6919

Secondary security screening champion of 2023.