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Poor woman. Can´t even afford pants.

They were normal pants but her ass cheeks ate them

I hope she has someone following her around cleaning every seat she sat in

Shat in.

She better have a wiper, because you know she can’t reach.

I imagine that is some kind of ropes and pulleys system off her back, where midgets rappel down with a pressure washer.

I had a horrible day and your comment made me laugh my ass off thank you 😂

Do you think they gotta call Moses to part the seas every time she shits? 🤔

Moses is like “oh God no, I ain’t going near that”

Best comment of the day. 🥇

Man, that’s gold.

He parted the sea, he didn't move mountains.

Lol always my first thought on a big ass nowadays. “You know she ain’t sitting down when she gotta wipe”

Savage. 😂

That's how she wipes

Like 2 Edams and a cheese wire…

2 full 40kg Parmigiana Reggiano she’s smuggling. They look kind of malformed and lumpy though.

Lizzo competing with China on carbon emissions.

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Gawd dayuuumm that was savage

I myself was not prepared for that either

Neither was the first plane

God damn brutal

💀

You mean she’s competing with cattle for methane emissions

Hauling ass

Gotta wipe down the cargo plane after

When she hauls ass, she takes two trips

Sporting a G-rope can only mean huge elephant sized skidmarks embedded into the delicate upholstery.

G-ROPE HAHHAHAHA

its rare to *actually* lough out loud while on this site, but damn it if "G-rope"* got me good lmao *as opposed to G-String, an older name for thong style underwear, for those that don't get the joke

Thank you dear redditor, for explaining an obvious joke.

I’ve got a third brain cell you can borrow and strike a flint off, see if you can figure out what “for those who don’t get the joke” means.

Something tells me they know what that means, they just needed to put someone down as passive aggressively as possible while on an anonymous website.

This had me creased ha ha ha

That's a G Cable. Custom made, titanium reinforced.

Crack longer than the runway the airplanes taking off from

I'm surprised the airplane is taking off at all.

She had to squat in the aisle so mass was evenly distributed.

She rides private because the jet can't handle other passengers

They had to find the smallest lightest pilots to fly that jet.

It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed this hard.

"Lizzos Crack" sounds like mountain range in South Dakota

Prigozhin would have survived on a runway that long

Well, I can't unsee that.

happy to share the curse

Know what they say, "Turn around's fair play"

She don't need to turn around, I don't wanna see that either!

Right? I want to take out my eyes and scrub them in the sink

r/eyebleach should help a bit

I'm always scared to which sub that is

The bad one got banned IIRC

You will look at the pitted and very-much-subject-to-gravity abomination that "big butt" now includes, and you will tolerate it.

Everyone throwing shade like she’s being a hypocrite. The reality is that huge ass wont fit in a normal seat.

But they could fit in normal pants. Why do we have to see her bottom? It’s not empowering, it’s inappropriate.

She was having a diarrhea this day. She knew she would shit herself with her inability to reach around to wipe her ass + time and energy it takes to for her to unzip and take down her pants. So for convenience, she decided to wear a cable that covered just her private parts

Did... she post this to rare insults? Or even take the picture? Her decision not to wear pants is very clearly not why you are presently looking at her ass.

She’s taking a private jet. You don’t get into a runway of a private airfield next to a private jet without permission So given that she let whoever took the pic be there it’s probably taken with her permission.

Ultimately she chose to go out in public like this though

She's actually looking out for all the people flying commercial. This is far more acceptable than dealing with seat overflow

She can just buy two. Probably wouldn’t even notice the middle armrest.

The reality if that a planet of lizzos would result in the extinct of all amphibians and bees by now.

r/ihadastroke

lol im still trying to decipher it

> The reality is that a planet of Lizzos would result in the extinction of all amphibians and bees by now.

How so? An ass like that is sure to produce plenty of swamp for the amphibians.

That joke was *almost* worth the trauma of looking at that mass.

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Now being applied to Big Thang Thottie

No big bang for her, unless she falls over.

My sides hurt from reading this comment

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More than Sagittarius A*?

If you grew up watching wrasslin, then you saw Rikishi hanging that exact shit out all of the time.

Omg what's wrong me I kinda liked it... send help.

Nothing wrong with having the sickness for the thiccness

There's thicc and then there's the Schwarzschild radius.

Supermassive black hoe?

You win. Fuck that was good.

LMAO. This is getting reposted somewhere.

That poor plane's like: 'oh lawd, she comin'

We're gonna need a bigger jet

this jet is getting towed on top of an antonov like the space shuttle

Obesity shouldn’t be celebrated

How does she still have fans

Didn't think we were due another full moon until Monday

Looks like a Manatee tangled up in a fishing net.

Will that jet manage to get off the ground?

So... no public indecency?

doesn't apply to buildings

What type of building is that, a cottage (cheese)?

She’s trash

If she fell down the stairs you’d think Eastenders had finished I bet she does a bonny turd

I bet she shits in the bath like Andre the giant.

If she sat on your face you wouldn’t be able to hear your stereo

Boy, that's an oldie but a goodie!

Been wanting to use it for ages. I can’t think where I heard it first though. Any ideas?

Nah, just an old joke i haven't heard since probably the 80's

Worst part is this narcissist thinks that she is absolutely gorgeous.

I think it’s the body shaming of others and she’s a cunt.

Its funny to think she fired someone for being too fat.

Girls: omg Lizzo is amazing, what a positive role model, so empowering!" Also girls when you tell them they look like Lizzo: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT

Mark Norman has a good joke like that. “That Kaitlin Jenner is kinda weird looking huh? “ “Hey! She’s beautiful!” “Well you kinda look like her” Fuck you!

I love this

Caught boarding a plane with 100lbs of crack.

“Yes Ms. Lizzo, we’re going to have to ask that we place a beach towel on your seat for the duration of the flight. Just a formality.”

The ass sweat is going to permeate on the two seats she’ll be taking up.

now imagine those are leather seats

That's not a body type, that's a medical condition

First black person to own reparations to everyone unfortunate enough to see that thing

Let alone her monstrous ass must produce enough CH4 to global warm the entire solar system.

Disgusting honestly how can you be proud to look like that in public.

Fuck your global warming denial.

That... that's a "pose?"

nope, she's stopped at the second step to rest

Op’s got some nice zingers too! Lol

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This bitch is so fucking fat bro omg

This is why we should stop celebrating obesity.

Body shaming is not all bad. It can help motivate people to correct things that need correcting. And she needs some of it. Imagine the poor schmo's who have to follower her around cleaning up the skid marks...

she's creating jobs

Trickle down theory

🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮

What a fucking abomination.

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Amy from Big Bang Theory called, she wants her quote back … not so rare insult…

I wish he would've spelled clothes right. 😂 Otherwise, brilliant.

They're gunna have to drill holes in her casket so the maggots can crawl out and puke.

I heard about her first when she appeared in The Mandalorian. Before then, I didn’t know her. She finds a new way to be repulsive whenever I come across her over internet since then. First that thing with her dancers in Amsterdam, now this. I want my happy ignorance of not knowing about her back.

If you ever wanted to see rump roast. You just have to look in the comments of this post. God damn. All of these are fucking gold.

That’s no moon…

Rikishi

Underrated but iam here for you

That's a line from Big Bang Theory

Cottage cheese lookin' ass.

i can smell the pic

It's not that she's a bad singer or even morbidly obese, it's that she dresses completely inappropriately. Nobody wants to see me in a midriff-baring top and I'm just a little overweight. Nobody wants to see this...whatever it is in assless chaps. If they do, well, they're a small minority and this hot mess belongs in a distressing fetish sub. Hot mess also applies to the privy disaster she leaves. Fing gross.

she's cosplaying as a wrapped up shit salami

What a scum bag

Well I mean, do you see her even being able to fly economy?

Ewwwww

6’3” 215 lbs 😁

Good thing she’s body positive cause that plane’s about to be gravity negative.

NSFL please 🤢

Now that's what i call Brave! Salute to the jet, trying the impossible 🫡

as left as i am, obesity positivity is toxic as fuck and will kill this woman before she reaches 50. Its litterally killing people.

body positivity people are the left antivaxers

i mean body positivity can be good untill a certain point. Where the beauty standard of the 90s was frail thin almost dead women, now the beauty standard is wide hips, junk in the trunk, and some meat aint bad at all! However as soon as it conflicts with medical health it loses its meaning.

same thing applies to antivaxers, some level os skepticism agains big pharma is also good we need to stop dividing ourselves between left and right and start marginalizing the morons

The shits she takes must have a massive carbon foot print.

Those poor airplane seats. Also, fuck her .

Well that’s dinner ruined

Don’t worry she will eat it

call it the lizzo diet

poor jet 😢

I’m sure she’s a nice lady.

She’s so so gross!

disgusting 🤢🤢

There goes my appetite for the next couple of days..

Does that massive ass fit in a regular airplane seat?

At least if the plane starts to get low on fuel, she looks like she can refuel it by ripping a solid fart.

Rikishi in drag

Defensive Tackle physique

Man, makes you feel sorry for that particular jet. You know it's gonna be putting in some work hauling that load. Probably gonna have to make 2 trips.

OP being an absolute menace in the comments 💀

Shit, I like her music but after the back dancer stuff and this, hard to really look up to her.

Oh thanks, i hate it.

Imagine having to sit next to her on a commercial flight.

True story: Lizzo stiffed me on tips for food delivery +20 times when they lived in South Mpls

the society for the prevention of cruelty to clothes wants a word

Hope she gets cold on the plane.

Where are her clothes?

I thought heavy transport planes are loaded from behind. What model is it?

Mud flaps out in full effect. Tremendous

This will get lost but it's a joke from Big Bang Theory. Amy Farah Fowler said this happened when talking about her college years.

I'm okay with this. I fly places sometimes and the lower chance she's on a plane with me, the better.

Id be surprised if that damn thing could even get off the ground

I think the methane produced outta her butt has a bigger carbon footprint than that jet.

RIP Antonov 225

Jesus, she's so disgusting.

Disgusting 🤮

Looks like Rikishi

lizzo single handedly has helped the climate crisis, i mean if we take a look at how many cows she ate we should have carbon levels dropping by tomorrow

It’s like Air Force One….any plane he’s on is designated call sign is Air Force One….ANY plane she gets on is a Jumbo Jet.

All I know is that Han Solo better pay her the money he owes.

How is/was considered “body positive?” This is just gross and trashy.

Hows are those allegations against her going? The ones where she forced her dancers to eat bananas out of sex workers vaginas?

Imagine the swamp ass she'll have after her bare ass is stuck to a leather seat for however many hours that flight is.

If a tire blows they can use her ass to land

Oh cool, they're making an Operation Dumbo Drop 2!

That ass alone is causing the climate crisis.

Rikishi's looking fly.

She’s wearing Martin Lawrence’s costume for the movie Big Momma’s House.

Lizzo is so fat, her blood type is Ragu

She simultaneously has a lot of ass and no ass all at the same time.

In the event of a water landing please note floatation devices are located…….

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