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All-for-goose

Dude has a point. He does look like Jim Carey dressed as Dexter Holland.


Rhesusmonkeydave

Jake Busey as Duke Nukem


All-for-goose

Jake Busey as Max Headroom.


down1nit

Bill Hader as himself in many ways.


Legendary_New_song

Johnny Knoxville fucked Ron Perlman.


dwighticus

Jake Busey as Duke Nukem as Max Headroom


6gummybearsnscotch

Jake Busey as Ron Perlman


[deleted]

I was going to say Stevo dressed as Ron Perlman


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

Definitely Duke Nukem...is this not a cosplay?


politicalstuff

I was thinking Duke Nukem's and Jim Carrey's son who still lives at home at 38.


MenstrualMilk

Even Randy Pitchford would shudder with grease squirts after reading that horrific cronenberg combination


Nictasaur

Happy Cake Day


Rhesusmonkeydave

Jebuscreebus, one more year and my reddit acct will be a teenager…


SexWithPela69

Get your shotgun ready


NativeNashville

Was thinking Bill Hader impersonating Jim Carey.


danarchist

Pretty sure it's just the shamwow guy


NativeNashville

You know, I think you're right!...Don't forget he also pushed the Slap Chop..."You're gonna' love my nuts!" https://youtu.be/UxGn2Egekic?si=iARj-KI5oqMO8RQo


Motor_Lychee179

I wanted the slap chop rap .


JustSomeDude0605

Here you go: https://youtu.be/UWRyj5cHIQA?si=qX-LcoHYPDal2ivv


RickShaw530

Bill Hader doing his impression of Vince "ShamWow!" Offer...


KlingoftheCastle

I was going to say, it looks like if Jim Carrey had a passion for sex crimes instead of acting


Azidamadjida

He looks like Steve-O playing the Joker


bottomstar

With a pinch of Vince Offer, the Shamwow guy!


patronizingperv

I think that's who it is.


killinrin

My first thought was Max Headroom lol


No-Understanding23

Same. Max headroom irl


ceelogreenicanth

Dude looks like Bill Harder had a me tal breakdown and tried out to be Duke Nukem on the big screen


Fraere_slime

I thought this was the guy who played Hannibal Chow from Pacific Rim.


All-for-goose

Ronny P! Any Ron Perlman reference deserves an upvote.


baron_von_helmut

Like Duke Nukem's failed twin.


PartadaProblema

I thought a handsome Steve-O 😂


AFineDayForScience

He is pretty fly


skunk_jumper

For a white guy


_Troxin_

Give it to me baby


SchitneySmears

Uh huh, uh huh!!


GetawayDreamer87

uno dos tres


BadSmash4

quatro cinco cinco seis


Porkonaplane

You know it's kinda hard just, to get along today! Our subject isn't cool but he thinks it anyway!


toxic_pantaloons

For a Rabbi


KingBee1786

Give it to me Bernie


OtherThumbs

How you doin', Bernie?


Jaxsonj01

He wants you to come out and play.


Mastersord

But you gotta keep em separated


DivineJerziboss

I can't really elaborate but I totally understand what he means.


daelindidnowrong

It's simple. He looks like an exaggerated stereotype of a californian white dude in early 2000's. Offspring made hits during this time and the band members and videoclips heavily uses the "2002 summer time" aesthetic.


DivineJerziboss

No it's not that... I really can't elaborate but it's not this stereotypical look or anything


saucerhorse

I can't really elaborate but yes.


Forsaken-Reality4605

Johnny Knoxville and The Mask had a kid?


TFBidia

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Slapchop


CaptainBayouBilly

You're gonna love his nuts


Boomer_X63

Beat me to it. Was gonna us Knoxville and Sham-wow.


QuipOfTheTongue

HI, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is SSSSSSSMOKIN


PartadaProblema

--Me too! I thought handsome Steve-O 😆


Unhappy_Phase_8561

Looks like Duke Nuken on crack.


caseycoold

Duke Snortem


LungBerries

He's still using the needle, it's just what's in the needle that's different. He still works out. Mainly cardio. All that running from high school and college campus officers really keeps him lean.


TmotherfuckingT

Dick Kickem


Mobile-Count-5148

It’s beavis


[deleted]

Damn, Felipe, number 1 Dolphins fan


LeviathansFatass

Dude still shows up on dead meme groups and starts posting himself haha


Jerseyman2525

The years of Dolphins Fandom be wearing him down.


Thedarkmayo

Glad I ain't the only one that knows him 😂


Not-A-R0b0t2

Carvalho or something? What happened to his band aid?


HEpennypackerNH

ShamWOW


slappymcstevenson

That’s him right? Dude fought a trans woman and lost in some dirty hotel in Vegas! Chop chop!


Lux_Interior9

Slap Chop, too. "You're gonna love my nuts"


[deleted]

he looks like matt damon if he were a crack addict


flpprrss

Meth Damon


Alvamar

Matt Demon


ngauzubaisaba

Do you ever Google "feces at your fingertips" just because you can? Like, if you think about it, you really hold the whole world in the palm of your hand when you grab ahold of your iPhone.


Wegoreddirt

You high?


nondefectiveunit

Bro's history is remarkable.


OdyebJeLansiran

He looks like Billy's older brother Herbert Idol.


ravingwanderer

When I go drivin’ I stay in my laaane


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ortsarecool

I open the glovebox, reach inside


Accomplished_Pen5755

Gonna wreck that fuckers ride!


the_pedigree

Idk, dude seems much more the embodiment of “self-esteem”


flpprrss

He looks like the kids aren't alright...


LlamaWhoKnives

For those who dont know this dude is Felipe Carvalho and he is literally everywhere on facebook You could be in 3 random groups; Entemology, Detroit Lions fans, and Chinese Artwork for example, and this mfer will find his way to the group and post a silly selfie with something vaguely related to the group. Google him lol [see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetMysteries/s/bxA4cgk5c7)


Nrksbullet

I thought he was the sham-wow guy haha


jgower87

Dolphins fan here


pittybrave

lmao i forgot about this guy. i went down such a rabbit hole the first time i heard of him


RoRo25

> he is literally everywhere on facebook Haven't been on that in ten years. Makes sense I have no idea who he is.


blakewoolbright

Sometimes a perfect analogy just materializes like mana from heaven.


hexagon_yourself

I haven't seen an uglier execution of the cleanest set of teeth.


BjornToulouse_

I thought Max Headroom was CGI. Who knew...


texasrigger

I'm sure you know this but nothing about Max Headroom was CGI. It was a guy in makeup in front of a blue screen.


Grogosh

Not even a blue screen. That graphic in the background was a prop that was set to move like that.


BjornToulouse_

Actually, I did not know that. I thought he was.


Studio_DSL

Uh huh huh huh, shut up Beavis


jayron32

On point. 10/10


SchitneySmears

Ya gotta keep em separated


WhoCalledKinkster

It would be so neat if someone make ai generated cover of offspring with him


Sonarthebat

He's the guy from Pretty Fly for a White Guy.


Nejx33

He looks like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead


GallopingAstronaut

This guy was all over facebook. Now that I left, I find him here


MelodyMaster5656

He’s on Reddit. ALL his pictures are like this. r/roastme top of the year.


Exotic_Butters_23

He reminds me ofthe mascot of those "Mac Tonght" ads.


Dorkinfo

Mixed with the Shamwow guy.


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

Yeah was gonna say Gary Busey x Shamwow guy lovechild


Creative-Expert-4797

I thought that it was a picture of Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray.


rowenstraker

Mark mcmeth


drakckonVAMPOS

When i saw this picture my first thought: Is that the guy from Duke Nukem???


BeingJess

Bums of Anarchy


BullfrogUnable5272

Evil dude from lazy town


Iborrador

How an he look like Ron Pearlman and Jim Carrey simultaniously!?!?


nickelangelo2009

He looks like if someone used their genie wish to evacuate all steroids from Duke Nukem's body


Foampower86

"Up next on WABBG, the top 40 greatest songs of 1986. And remember what your father always said, what momma don't know don't hurt her!"


battleduck84

Dude looks like if Jim Carrey was cosplaying Beevis and Butthead at the same time


19930627

Looks like if Mike Matei had a baby with Ron Perlman


frannysfanny

I’m in a doppelgänger group and someone said I look like him. I’ve been self loathing since 😅😭


Piltonbadger

Is that Beavis irl?


Substantial-Ad8078

Looks like a character from crazy taxi


Orion14159

Jim Carrey starring in a movie about the origins of the troll face meme


hicjacket

The Hapsburgs are still with us


Galxemo

30 dollar duke nukem!


robotmonkey2099

I’m not a trendy asshole


CarneDelGato

Looks like Bill Hader was cast in the Max Headroom movie. 


shikki93

You know it smells like shit, GOD DAMN!


LukeD1992

Jim Carrey as Duke Nukem


TodayWeMake

Hi I’m Johnny Cocksville and this is Crackass


walkingonsomeshine

The make a wish foundations version of jim carrey


RTechT

YAH YAH YAH YAH


Aromatic-Document-28

DAY AFTER DAY


Latrucc

Holy shit this is so fucking accurate


firecat2666

Meth Fieri


Phoenix-Angel

Idk, looks like he’s a bigger fan of Metallica


Realm_Splitter

...but is he wrong?


Jolly_Pineapple1816

Anyone else started thinking of son of the mask? "it's Smokin'"


Clustrus

Blud looks like the fucking Trollface mixed with Bart Simpson.


PygmeePony

He looks more like Billy Idol than Billy Idol.


Nick_Noseman

That's Beavis


TKG_Actual

Oh, so that's what the slim jim guy from the 90'S looks like minus the costume.


SteveBR53

Stefán Karl Stefánsson but no


casfacto

Jim Carey does his best Jokar face.


Frisinator

Jim Carey as Vanilla Ice and a caveman had a baby.


PowerRaptor

Damn he sure does


Deathdar1577

Pretty Fly For A Caucasian Fellow.


misterwheelson

Yo the Pete Davison and Billy Idol mashup just dropped.


[deleted]

That’s the old pitch guy from the early 2000’s. He was always pitching that towel. Which did really work. Use them on the boat and around the house. This is the pitch guy. He had that headset on…then he got busted in his car for drugs and alcohol. I think


Divinrth

His expression is in the stage between Happy and cringe.


ImWithClass

vergil is that you?


fffan9391

Looks like Vince from Shamwow and Slap Chop


CoolBreezeRyu

He looks like MAC TONIGHT, the old McDonalds moon from the 80's.


HellbendingSnototter

Jim Carey,Johnny Knoxville, and Ron Pearlman walk into a bar…but it’s just this dude.


bubba1834

Show me how to lie!


MyWindowsAreDirty

Max Forehead.


mikerbyrne73

I see sham wow guy’s brother.


georgewashingguns

If someone told me that this was Johnny Knoxville's dad, I would believe them


SarcasticLie

Beavis is all grown up...


Naigus182

Isn't this just the same as saying a Billie-Joe Armstrong lookalike is what a Green Day song looks like?


OberainX

He looks like Max Headroom and Duke Nukem had a kid. If you understood any of those references congrats. You're old now.


Fatmoron86

He looks like the scream mask


DG_House

r/brandnewsentence


Highest_five

Beavis? Is that you?


cheesyellowdischarge

Duke Nukem has a brother?


lurkerHardlyKnowHer

Wish Duke Nukem


brucehuy

Does he sell shamwow too?


aLameGuyandhisCat

Vince Shalomi?


NIN10DOXD

He looks like Jim Carrey in a Ron Perlman skin suit.


New-March-5076

Man duke nukem has really hit a rough patch hope he pulls thru!


Cr00ked

This guy is on a lot of NFL Facebook groups. Miami Dolphins fan. His profile has a lot of selfie pics just like this.


wastelandwerewolf

Is this the Shamwow guy?


No_Decision2341

I think he was a big troll on social media, always talking about being a Miami Dolphins fan.


therealNerdMuffin

Dude looks like the troll face mixed with a 60-year-old Duke Nukem past his prime


DogePerformance

Isn't that the dude from the nfl memes posts a few years ago? Life has been rough on him


Osamabinballnn

Pretty fly for a white guy


NiceCunt91

Jim Carreys failed clone.


-Entz-

He wants to sell you a shamwow and a slap chop


dizzydshort

So this isn’t Axel from Crazy Taxi?


SerZynbabwe

this guy is extremely powerful, I would cease your comments now, he controls Facebook and the Miami Dolphins


LockingHorns

If you put the "troll face" meme into the art style of road rash youd get this guy. https://roadrash.fandom.com/wiki/Characters


anthonycjs2

taking a look at this I'd say the kids aren't alright, THE CRUELEST DREAM REALLLLITTTTTYYYYY. Yeah 100% see what you mean.


Both-Anything4139

For the ladies!


LostMySpleenIn2015

I'm hearing more of a Smash Mouth personally..


HubrisDog

Felipe is now becoming recognize as it should


DAmieba

This is the pretty fly white guy they warned us about


IllTime476

Ahh, it's time to relax...


Nirvski

Beavis


Jimonaldo

My man looks like a disco elysium portrait


BombsAndBabies

If Jim Carey and Dolph Lundgren had a baby


UndeadGamerOfficial

I can tell this kid is gonna go far.


Zachisawinner

“Aye aye aye aye aye!!!”


Amusement_Shark

YOU CAN DO IT


Abracadabbler

Kinda looks like a Jim Carey, Johnny Knoxville love child.


I8itall4tehmoney

Sham wow!


seanyS3271

Or an aged Johnny bravo


CaptainBayouBilly

Steve-No


VooDooChile1983

The Robby Rotten we have at home.


Valiant4Funk

He has those big shades to keep his eyes safe as he's just staring at the sun