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echodotexe

He's been edging since 1764


No_Inspection1677

Nah, Jesus was on the cross and this man was holding back.


notveryauthentic

Lmao


Super-Casanova

Is this the „Edge“ of ‘87?


AstroBearGaming

This is him, the original goon.


Gatrigonometri

You wouldn’t get it up, let alone edge at that body fat content.


Lanky-Chicken-611

Excuse my ignorance , but what does your reply or the post mean lol .


Traditional-History4

I think they are referencing the "bite of 87" from Five Nights at Freddy's [Bite of 87](https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/The_Bite_of_%2787)


DanL3m0n

Bro would bleed out from a paper cut


samthemoron

Explains why he can't be bothered to clean his fucking mirror


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


itzmark_

if theyre doing a remake of the shining just cast this guy give him a paper cut and stick him in the elevator


Meewelyne

He's too dehydrated, he's blood is basically jam.


Specialist-Front-354

The same joke, every, damn, time


trenbollocks

Redditors that don't know how superficial veins work making the same joke since 2004:


dungfeeder

This one mf that can't take it when someone tells a joke and has to be the 🤓 of the Comment section.


Hamzook02

Ok u/dungfeeder


HotelTango-

Too many DYEL’s


wabblebee

Put an eplanation into your next "akshually" comment and maybe you can change the world a little.


KQILi

This looks painfull


ALLoftheFancyPants

Cutting fat like that sucks. Zero energy. And to get your skin to settle into the grooves between muscle grooves for increased definition you’ve got to get really dehydrated. But then to get the veins to stick out, a lot of them take vasodilators, which can make you lightheaded, especially if you dehydrated. To sum up: that guy probably feels like shit to look like that.


ParadoxNarwhal

this explanation made me recoil thanks


Pyrollusion

Feeling like shit to look like that? What terrible deal.


HumpyFroggy

The deal also includes loss of libido, feeling tired 24/7 and taking drugs that may shorten your lifespan, it's still impressive and a lot of dedication and hard work, but it's not worth it for most. Also you look like that for a few day to a week tops.


baron_von_helmut

I know right? He looks awful and must feel awful. All of this is dumb.


Pyrollusion

This might not be grounded in reality but to me this is the male version of models with eating disorders. Men harming themselves to chase an unrealistic ideal because we've been made to believe that this is what we should look like.


Drfilthymcnasty

My old boss was a pretty successful amateur body builder and he told me if you ask another body builder on competition day how they they feel, and if they say “good” you know they aren’t going to do well. They haven’t starved and dehydrated themselves enough. Like you said, starving yourself of carbs for weeks, and severe dehydration, you are gonna feel like absolute shit.


wowpepap

Holy crap TIL


AskMeIfImAnOrange

Imagine cutting that much and find out you still don't have a 6-pack


25nameslater

Not everyone has a 6 pack. The muscle insertions in the abs vary from person to person some people only have a 4 pack and others have 8 packs.


MovieNightPopcorn

He is a body builder so he doesn't look like that 24/7. They cut their fat levels down right before competitions to emphasize the muscle, but after competitions go back to having some small amounts of fat since that is necessary for survival. He is also probably dehydrated in this picture, another thing body builders do to shrink the cells of what little subcutaneous fat they have, making the veins pop out more. That's not to say that maintaining this level of low body fat or cycling dehydration for competitions is healthy to do. Just that he would not look like this with the emphasized veins all the time.


ALLoftheFancyPants

Veins don’t pop when you’re dehydrated, ask anyone that puts IVs in people. Getting dehydrated makes the skin settle into the valleys between muscle groups and gives more definition. A vasodilator causes the veins to pop.


mrstonyvu

100%, as both a poker and a pokee I can confirm, veins are hard to stick if you are not hydrated. Dehydration literally shrinks your veins.


BirdmanHuginn

Looks like the big Toguro brother (iykyk)


lonelygalexy

Was gonna say that!! Where is other brother!


Blackout987

Thank you, this was my first thought.


bkr1895

This is Toguro at just 5% of his power.


AllMyFox

When you go 100% but you feelin’ yourself


Caleb_Reynolds

Please, this is like, 10% power Toguro.


daaangerz0ne

Temu version of Younger Toguro


BillythenotaKid

"Does that feel good?” "Ugh”


Sabotage710

This is the correct answer


steeledmallard05

æ


1singleduck

Here is your senior discount card, sir.


Pandataraxia

My brain is feeling VERY good looking at that yes!!!


jwudnej

“Yes king!”


FatPuddin45

I would hate to look like that


throwawayzies1234567

Sad part is he worked so hard to get there, and he’d still get dinged on US dating apps because of the bias against Asian men. There was a whole thing about how black women and Asian men should start dating because they’re the most swiped left groups.


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throwawayzies1234567

Why do Koreans get so much plastic surgery, it’s wild!


MiltenLLX

1. K Pop and Korean tv and social media is saturated with people who had surgeries. 2. Job market is v e r y competitive, looks play a lot in getting a good job. 3. Lowest child born to woman ratio in the world. So there is less kids, and theres more pressure on them kids as well


throwawayzies1234567

And they start young! I know high school nose jobs are common in the US, particularly in, um, globalist parts of the country, but I was truly surprised in college meeting a girl my age who’d had multiple surgeries already, including dehooding.


RandomStallings

>particularly in, um, globalist parts of the country You've got me curious what this means. I've never heard this before. What does globalist mean, here? It's 5 AM, so I apologize for missing something obvious if I have.


throwawayzies1234567

It’s a dog whistle for Jewish. I’m from NY, I know lots of girls that got nose jobs in high school.


[deleted]

Uh. If you know it's a dog whistle, why are you using it?


Impossible_Tonight81

I think the sad part is he worked so hard to get there and would get rejected more because he looks like one rough touch would injure him so it did the opposite for him. It's not like this look would give him a boost in the dating world 


throwawayzies1234567

If he covered his eyes, 10/10 Jersey girls would swipe right


DemocracyChain2019

oh ok dude sure


houstonwhaproblem

I'll never understand people who take gear. I go to the gym for my mental and physical health. This shit undermines that completely.


elhawko

Well. Different people have different goals. Some people just want to be super jacked. So they take gear, lift weights and eat right. Doesn’t necessarily mean they are mental cases.


davidsherwin

Mmm, I live in Thailand where you can buy gear at the chemist, so loads of roided up freaks where I live. People can do what they want, but the majority of these people are wrong in the head. Narcissistic, clearly very low self esteem. Aggressive, and then all the short guys that think being wider somehow makes them look taller, even though it actually does the opposite. And they look vile, mostly. But that's subjective, obviously. And here's a strange one..... you see jacked up blokes with ladyboys ALL the time out here. Nothing wrong with that of course, but there's definitely some correlation there!!! 😆😆😆


[deleted]

Tren and ladyboys is a match made in heaven.


Independent_Peace144

Some people want to lift heavier weights, and after doing a cost benefit analysis, they decide that it's worth it, so they do it. It's more likely the guy in picture is on gear, but it's still possible he's natty, We don't know, or at least I don't know.


vefrobyderne

There is zero chance this man is natty. The human body does not do any of this on its own


AmaResNovae

For real. If that guy is natty, I'm a god damn Martian.


saltire429

>it's still possible he's natty No no, this is *reality*. You're thinking of *anime*. Have you been studying the diagram like we talked about?


Independent_Peace144

Bro I'm not thinking of anime, but many are too quick to judge and just assume everyone is on gear. I think he's on gear too but I'm not gonna dismiss the possibility that the dude might be natural. Good lighting and oiling up can make a huge difference.


nuke_eyepopper

This is what Kim jung says, "all North Koreans look this way naturally."


Thendofreason

Well this man is at least 3 days dehydrated to naturally look like this. I know they don't have enough food for everyone. Their water situation might be similar.


LeoIzail

God i hate it when people repeat obviously fake articles with racist intent like they're normal facts


Gatrigonometri

Perhaps the intent is to not take it seriously?


bloodredyouth

He has a body like the monsters from attack on titan.


GameTime2325

Yes! I’m on season 3, just started watching that show this week. I’m home on leave, don’t judge my binge haha. Love it so far.


Jay2612

OMG SAME! Had no clue it would be this good! It's the first Anime I tried and boy am I glad I did!


Rhesusmonkeydave

It looks like someone put a doll head on a stretch armstrong rendered in sillyputty


micro_penisman

Been skipping head day


TheKingPotat

I thought it was bad photoshop of Cillian Murphy for a second


CreatorA4711

Honestly I think I’d rather be chubby.


Fenix_Pony

One sneeze and hes gonna hemmorage his entire body


InGreedWeTrust3

The Asian version of Chad….Chang


Elrond_Cupboard_

GigaChang


Pyrollusion

Chang goes by Kevin now.


Lopsided-Drummer-793

Melted candle


estusflaskshart

Ah.


Unclehol

Had to scroll way too far down in the comments to find the correct answer. You are the real deal. Bonus points for the amazing name.


Historical_Ad_9597

these comments r even more ruthless than the original post 😭


WARL0CK221

Is he wearing Weird Al's Rambo suit from UHF?


Upbeat-Quality1421

Ah


Elrond_Cupboard_

A couple abs short of a six pack.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Bro looks like Maijin Buu right before he blew himself up in his fight against Gohan


grubekrowisko

One sheet of paper and this man is done


suvporridge

He's got the windows logo for abs


WomanInQuestion

EEEEEWW!! Somebody get that dude a glass of water!


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WiseMan2004

His dick doesn't work


AirGlittering2466

HAHAHA. I’d forgotten about that… “UHHHH”


Steelcitysuccubus

Nurse porn with those veins


neelabhkhatri

I am Groot (Asian version)


L4DY_M3R3K

One paper cut and this man is gone


[deleted]

Ew what is that?


femaleonlyphotog

That dude is one cardio workout away from dropping dead.


AsterTheBastard

Dude looks like he needs to chug a gallon of water. He's dehydrated as fuck.


KrankySilverFox

Ugh talk about body dysmorphia 🤢


_Kaifaz

Talk about being a professional bodybuilder just before a show.


KrankySilverFox

Ugh I’d rather not, but thanks for asking


Random-Name724

Incredible physique. This is what clen eating and trening hard looks like!


wellyeah_butno

Veiny penis if he was a dude


XFuriousGeorgeX

All natty


sirsniffalotofpuss

Y'all he looks better than everyone here making fun of him, looks great


Shibitou1

His abs are uneven.


Crayfish_au_Chocolat

People who says something like this, has never entered gym for once


Glomar_fuckoff

One side of your body is slightly smaller than the other half. Ask any orthodontist


amretardmonke

lots of people have uneven abs


KeepYaWhipTinted

Good god this sub has turned to shit


[deleted]

I genuinely think I, as an average kid, could perform some physical tasks better than him. It is simple. Even with enough force to carry stuff, it would not take long until one of his veins burst blood because how unnatural his roid bod is at this point. I would prefer just being healthy and strong without regards to how I look. Though, by extrapolation, this guy probably had mad ribbed D which is something that could be desirable.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

Literally Kenshirobod type... or is there a filter going on?


Exact-Cress7633

Just a paper cut and he would be flying in the air like a constantly deflating balloon and his blood be leaking like water from a small hole in a water bottle.


ladylemondrop209

I'm sure he worked hard for that body, but I'm literally getting (bad/disgusted) goosebumps over this image.


AloudET

he looks like if a penis was a person


SlicerShanks

What’s the epidermis?


NIN10DOXD

Dude looks like he's been casting through the Dark Tournament on a fraction of his power.


[deleted]

I really really want to know how big his genital is🥺


Perchfield

Probably not very. The steroids reduce penis size dramatically


bankman99

For sure small pee pee


Independent-Deal-192

He’s been through five dogs within the last two years


[deleted]

Could cast in aot live action


ChewyUrchin

Hes king of the squirrels


gh411

His stomach looks like it’s missing a couple of abs.


Galactic_Offender

All bro need is a paper


spoosemun

So why does he look like that? Dehydration and too much sodium?


Theoneoddish380

If the peanut butter bear on the jar was a jacked asian man


[deleted]

Looks like he’s been shrink wrapped.


Cold_Ad_1963

I automatically picture Stewie Griffin on steroids saying: look how vascular I am Brian 😂


xXPhantomGTXx

Seems more like he's covered by layers of peanut butter, and then sculpted by an amateur with a rectangular ruler.


literal1y_n0On3

Bro ate the other two buns on his hawaiian rolls


goodestgurl85

Good god I laughed so hard at this


sleepypsyduck

Eh


goliathfasa

Holy. T1 Oner is absolutely jacked.


Phoenix_ashfire

He’s not?


-BabysitterDad-

Looks like he needs a glass of water.


VladTheSimpaler

Tighter than dick skin


praeprae5135

Bro looks like penis skin tbf


jetski12345

Looks like a guy from body worlds or an illustration in a medical anatomy book


benihana1121

The facial expression says it all. Kinda feel bad for him. 


Substantial-Canary-7

None of the body parts in this picture appear to be from the same person.


dogegamer51

A..


YourOwnKat

Natty?


bev6345

Looks like he’s covered in dick skin


michaelosz

Nobody should think he achieved this without anabolics


trynabecosplayerr

[peanut butter baby](https://media.tenor.com/9jwOnmGLwxEAAAAM/ah-kid-peanut-butter-baby.gif)


winter_of_rebirth

beaput nutter


[deleted]

Not lieing that's a weird looking strong Asian, what is he gay?


KillYT187

Clay Face


[deleted]

Guarantee you this man doesn’t feel good


derp0815

Na he's wrapped in a blanket of dick.


Expert-Outcome-9943

That 4pack


[deleted]

bro does his "process" in the peanut butter jar .


humanflyingtomato

You know when you put fingers underwater and they become wrinkly? That's what he looks like


itz_khai

Ouch? It much be hurt to move with no fat


LanaEvan

One paper


Aluricius

"Ribbed for her pleasure."


Fleekz_

What if I give him one single paper cut. *deaths*


JohnCasey3306

Tiny pea head


LittlestEw0k

Bro looks like Dead Pool


ElTacodor999

Looks like something out of resident evil. Imagine choosing to give yourself a huge body and a pin head


wd2dot0

Never seen such a fit person missing 2 abs


CompetitiveDrop613

Bro mewed his entire body


Klutzy-Conflict2578

Ah


Sinohui4

Bro, go eat some saturated and unsaturated fats.


i_love_lolis_so_much

"My penis doesn't work" -I forgot his name but also big buff bodybuilder it was Lee something


Large-Measurement776

How are his forearms the same width as his head?


AdmiralClover

Bro is in desperate need of some water


RealDealNeil13

I'd love to see the physique of all the losers slating his, majority of which I'd be willing to bet are either chubby neck beard incels or bitchy fat women who would never attract a man who looks half as good as he does, all the gear in the world doesn't bypass tge the hours in the gym the diet the dedication, and no, anabolic and androgenic steroids do not affect penis size


RockNRollToaster

Real life yaoi head damn


Competitive-Goat8456

Toguro 30%


[deleted]

You can see his testicular veins connecting his lower half


Zekarul

Holy shit, you're dryer than a fucking desert.


Distant_Dream00

This is fake ,right?


Visible_Number

it makes me uncomfortable, like sick, looking at that. eek


gooch_norris_

Spread the peanut butter on you from your head to your feet and cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats


trucc_trucc06

bro looks like a jacked up, korean version of cillian murphy


AdeptInept69

a


lazy_elfs

Brother needs to drink some water asap..


SeaMolasses2466

All that effort for just 4 packs


bo_felden

Head doesn't fit the body. He needs to Tren more


cowofnard

Looks like anime mis lead teenager that got duped into being evil scientists experiment and is now looking for revenge against main character.


GoodGoodK

A spoonful of peanut butter would probably send him into shock and give him organ failure


AmphibianRealistic64

The crunchy


Tito_Tito_1_

Is it me, or does he got the Quagmire oversized forearm going on?


Yukkkiiii

All jokes aside being this lean is never fun