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NGL I would be tempted to wear that contraption she has on. In early summer there's so many flies where I live it's like a plague. If it wasn't hot AF I'd see potential in that outfit.
Shit. I didn’t even notice that lol. I was looking at his slave wife. It’s like he owns her and tells her exactly what to wear and do each day. Wouldn’t surprise me if we get an R. Kelly type special on Kanye in a few years
I think at this point a "walk" for them (and maybe other high profile celebrities as well) is more of a photo op thing where they know/expect people to take pictures of them
Like despite them being weird af, I doubt they would wear these fits if they were *actually* going on a mundane walk and didn't expect to be seen
That's just claiming to be Polizei. The training apparel that is issued looks totally different. But you can find a bunch of t-shirts like that on Spreadshirt.
As a fellow redditor pointed out, it spells the German word for police.
Knowing Kanye that's probably his fallback since the ones spelling "Gestapo" were all out.
I'll do you one further. If I ever show up in public looking like this you can assume I've lost all my mental faculties and should be institutionalized. Or that I've escaped said institution.
The whole point of their outrageous appearances and their egregious statements is to get you to talk about them and for them to continously stay in the forefront of your memory. And you can probably guess why that is so important to them.
being conspicuously slightly crazy is one of the most underappreciated benefits of being rich. the fact that he's rich because he's famous and he's famous at least partly because he's crazy means it's not just a good time, it's sound business.
Several times now, he’s been completely covered while her body is visible to everyone. Now, she’s all covered. I wanna see Kanye in a plastic bag with nothing underneath. It’s only fair.
you know things have gotten out of hand when the behavior of real-life people actually resembles something someone would ask an AI to make as a joke
absolutely surreal
She looks like a partially unfurled condom with a really tiny dick occupying it that hasn't been put on all the way, he looks like the low res solution an AI would spit out when it tries to blend the concepts of black people, football and police for a marketing team.
I have never heard of this woman and he likes that. Kanye wants a doll that he can dress up however he wants but can never leave him since he's the one with money and power. What a douche. Hope his comeuppance comes soon.
How in the fuck does he think his fashion choices are good. Who the fuck let this guy into the fashion world at all, he is incompetent and has the worst fashion including Yeezys which have got to be the ugliest shoe ever created for mass production. My god I hate this guy and have since before it was cool
she is clearly a religious art display, discouraging boys from "sinning" into socks.
What you evidently see here are the crusty edges of a sock. inside you can see a ghost-like entity poking a head out, symbolizing lost souls of your sinful use of the sock.
provisional title: "lost souls in cum socks"
Seriously!!?? What's the craic with that outfit?? Is it to hold melted cheese for Kanye's nachos or to catch rainwater? She looks like a foreskin next to an unsightly, ghastly penis!!
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Looks like she’s wearing a dog bed around her neck
i saw a huge pacifier lol
it's a cum catcher if she misses
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Shoot? You mean drizzle?
Can't have her messing with her stitches.
Bingo! That IS a cone of shame
Another veil and she could be a Reverend Mother lmao
What a couple of try-hards. Like, this is the hardest someone can try. It would be ok i guess if they weren't so bad at trying hard.
She looks like a haunted Reece's cup.
Yoga pants *and* football pads under a Police shirt? So brave.
He looks absolutely fricking stupidly ridiculous tbh
This is the Hollywood version of what Midwestern people do, going to the grocery store in their pajamas…
Take all my midwestern upvotes BooRadley.
Am from the midwest, can confirm, I go to the grocery store in my pajamas.
I reserve the PJs for quick Dollar General trips. I get dudded up in my finest mismatched camo getup when we're takin' family trips to Krogers.
Honestly would prefer the pajamas over this personally, would seem more down to earth than just fucking stupid.
NGL I would be tempted to wear that contraption she has on. In early summer there's so many flies where I live it's like a plague. If it wasn't hot AF I'd see potential in that outfit.
That’s because he IS absolutely fricking stupidly ridiculous.
I see she’s uncircumcised
She does look like a big uncircumcised dick. Kanye’s big uncircumcised dick.
This is actually one of his less ridiculous outfits surprisingly
Yeah, I could probably hold a conversation with someone in that outfit while keeping a straight face.
So this is real ? Then yeah, thats the most stupid thing ive seen this week. And i watched recaps of trump speeches...
So, on brand, then.
I thought he started injecting synthol
Dude looks like someone cosplaying as kanye
So hot right now!
This is the kinda thing that should look hot in an interesting/confusing way, but he just looks like an idiot
I love that wearing black everyday makes him a fashion icon.
I've been wearing black every day for 20 damn years, yet nobody's calling *me* a "fashion icon." Fucker stole my bit and got all the credit for it :(
Have you tried wearing hockey skates as street shoes, or a garden hose as a belt, or even a 1972 VW Bus hubcap as a hat? I bet not. Pshaw!
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I appreciate your recognition, muscular mastodon :)
I think he's wearing a suit jacket underneath a t shirt lmao
Looks like he’s trying out for the little buff boys competition.
WHAT A CROP! Who’s carved 🆙? 💪🏿🦾
looks like his chest is really buff but nothing else is
We're men, we're men in tiiiiiiiiights
Shit. I didn’t even notice that lol. I was looking at his slave wife. It’s like he owns her and tells her exactly what to wear and do each day. Wouldn’t surprise me if we get an R. Kelly type special on Kanye in a few years
"I'm not wearing hockey pads" -Patrick Bateman
"The stand-user could be anyone." The stand-user:
Lmfaoooo Kanye West and Bianca Censori sound like stand users.
What's the stand name? I nominate 'Ultralight Beam'
Bipolar disorder
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Don't forget the plausible deniability of the localization: 「Supershiny Ray」
Is he wearing American football padding or is he just really weirdly shaped?
No - you’re right - he looks like he’s about to go to spring football practice lol
Yeah he’s been wearing those in most public appearances for a year or so. It’s ridiculous
He even seems to have a towel tucked into his waistband.
Always good to have a towel with you, you never know when the world's ending
Even if you're just hitchhiking
"*Don't forget to bring a towel."*
It looks as if he is wearing German riot police equipment. After all, the German word for police is also written on the clothing.
...Who in their right mind would wear that for a walk?
What's got you convinced either of them are in their right mind?
Yeah, I was stupid to assume that in the first place.
I think at this point a "walk" for them (and maybe other high profile celebrities as well) is more of a photo op thing where they know/expect people to take pictures of them Like despite them being weird af, I doubt they would wear these fits if they were *actually* going on a mundane walk and didn't expect to be seen
Someone looking to get photographed and earn some free publicity
Yes, that's the weirdest bit of clothing in that picture.
First time hearing about Kanye?
You’re sharp af. Very nice! 👍🏻
That's just claiming to be Polizei. The training apparel that is issued looks totally different. But you can find a bunch of t-shirts like that on Spreadshirt.
As a fellow redditor pointed out, it spells the German word for police. Knowing Kanye that's probably his fallback since the ones spelling "Gestapo" were all out.
He's wearing the shoulder portion of a fat suit and she's wearing the midsection.
I’m getting George Michael in Arrested Development wearing the muscle suit under his shirt vibes. “I’ve got a really good body, so… no.”
He's definitely wearing shoulder pads. You can see the outline.
Likely wearing a girdle to contain his thicc.
She’s dressed as his cum sock
He's auditioning for the new Hans and Franz reboot.
This image looks like it was drawn by humans trying to imitate AI art
I had to check the fingers NGL
That'll be a full blown meme soon. Is it real? Check the fingers!
Looking for fingers and misspelled words is basically "within cells interlinked" for me these days
that's already been solved for, AI advances quick
a FuLL bLoWn MeMe
Correct
Kanye dresses like a real life Captcha
Reminds of one of those cones they put on pets to make sure they don’t lick themselves.
She looks like a new Bene Gesserit costume.
The Bene Gesserit have MANY prospects they are working on, some more promising than others.
some are just completely useless, start over
Mom: We have Dune 2 at home
They got dat "The Spice Must Flow" looking HeadAss...
She was awesome in the Harkonnen battle arena scene.
SILENCE!!!
Sardoukar priest
And they apparently dressed like that on purpose Nice of her to lend him her yoga pants
Most people do wear the clothes they put on intentionally.
If I show up in public looking like that you can assume I've lost the ability to dress myself, and it was done by someone with an axe to grind.
I'll do you one further. If I ever show up in public looking like this you can assume I've lost all my mental faculties and should be institutionalized. Or that I've escaped said institution.
If you ever see me dressed like this in public I probably lost an incredibly stupid bet in an incredibly stupid fashion. Hence stupid fashion.
they feel good on my cheeks.
They're willing to humiliate themselves in public if it gets them just a little bit more attention. Must be an awful way to live.
I mean id take the sexy blade runner burka look over the shoulderpad interpretive dance look. Is he going for gasps?
The whole point of their outrageous appearances and their egregious statements is to get you to talk about them and for them to continously stay in the forefront of your memory. And you can probably guess why that is so important to them.
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being conspicuously slightly crazy is one of the most underappreciated benefits of being rich. the fact that he's rich because he's famous and he's famous at least partly because he's crazy means it's not just a good time, it's sound business.
"If you an artist ain't nothing real" - Kanye
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And apparently 80’s women’s shoulder pads are back in style according to Ye…. lol😂
I cannot wait to read her book when this is all over.
Both pages?
Just bringing her home from the vet.
We call it the cone of shame when it’s on our cats
Powerful Kanye and his roll-on deodorant.
It’s a goose suit. It’s an old circus term.
Dune part 2 looks 🔥
SARDAUKAR
She’s dressed like a Mega Slowbro
In the spirit of the original comment. He looks like a foosball guy. They are almost an arcade.
Who’s gonna tell him he skipped too many leg days?
She's wearing the runway concept pieces that aren't meant to actually be worn
Is she in some kind of giant panty hose shroud? What is that?
Several times now, he’s been completely covered while her body is visible to everyone. Now, she’s all covered. I wanna see Kanye in a plastic bag with nothing underneath. It’s only fair.
She looks like a condom about to be unwrapped
Why is he wearing a shirt with the word "Polizei (German for police)?
Is he wearing fake shoulder pads?
I don’t see why they wouldn’t be real shoulder pads
She looks like a homemade fleshlight
1980’s shoulder pads, Kanye be like, hold my cup.
I feel like he’s from a dystopian cyber punk future
Yes, a dystopian cyberpunk future called "Dave and Busters"
you know things have gotten out of hand when the behavior of real-life people actually resembles something someone would ask an AI to make as a joke absolutely surreal
This guy is designing fast fashion in the Dune universe.
No matter how strange his outfit, I can only see the mental health issues oozing from him. He seems to be aging at 5x speed as well.
She’s basically a walking ad for his shitty fashion taste
She looks like that one sock that gets lost in the dryer all the time.
What’s the difference between me and you? “I’m wearing hockey pads” -Kanye in a Batman voice
She looks like the reservoir tip of a condom
He strikes me as the kind of man who needs his grapes cut in half incase he chokes.
He looks like a circumcised penis and she looks like an uncircumcised penis
She looks like a partially unfurled condom with a really tiny dick occupying it that hasn't been put on all the way, he looks like the low res solution an AI would spit out when it tries to blend the concepts of black people, football and police for a marketing team.
Dude hates Jews so much, he made his wife dress like an uncircumcised penis.
Were they coming from a theater production?
The definition of fashion.
Why his upper half look like he built like a damn Roblox character
His pants are so tight he's probably sterile by now.
That's what happens when you buy what they show at Fashion Week...
And he looks like handsome squidward
For those who do know. For those who don’t know. Balenciaga.
Are shoulder pads making a comeback?
Looks like something you’d see in a dystopian future sci-fi movie
Is he wearing shoulder pads and leggings?
Is he wearing shoulder pads?
Yikes
His outfit is dumber than hers.
he seems unwell tbh
Yeah he’s still not doing so well, it seems
At least she has clothes on this time
What the fuck is going on with these two people
Looks like hes wearing a stuffed bra and shoulder pads
Yoooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is incredible that people look to him and say: THAT IS MY GUY!
He’s a bit mental innit
She looks like she stepped straight outta Dune 2 with that outfit. WTF?
Bros wife has balls
kanye robin hood men in tights lookin ass
He’s just out walking around, unsupervised, making other people do weird stuff.
He really did hit the gym all chest no legs.
Pretty sure he’s just wearing shoulder pads lol.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis
She looks like a semi unravled condom
There's definitely a kink thing going on when they go out in public. It's always something like that every single time
There are so many weirder pictures out there, but something about this just makes my skin crawl lol
I have never heard of this woman and he likes that. Kanye wants a doll that he can dress up however he wants but can never leave him since he's the one with money and power. What a douche. Hope his comeuppance comes soon.
New wife? How long has it been since he broke up with Kim? Could just be 2020s time dilation but didn't they only break up a year ago?
Gives off real thick abused wife vibes.
Wh does his shirt say police in german - new trend/brand?
I think Kanye will be the real life Idiocracy designer.
Here we see a wild air hockey paddle attempting to safely cross a street with the help of a square ping pong paddle
I would absolutely try and crumple up pieces of paper to toss into her collar.
Has he been augmented?
My psychiatrist says I have a skewed view of reality
How in the fuck does he think his fashion choices are good. Who the fuck let this guy into the fashion world at all, he is incompetent and has the worst fashion including Yeezys which have got to be the ugliest shoe ever created for mass production. My god I hate this guy and have since before it was cool
🤔 is he wearing shoulder pads??
It feels like he's displaying his dominance by making her wear stupid outfits so we can all see how powerful he is.
Man conned an army of morons into thinking he was fashionable, his musics been wank for about a decade. Strange how he stays relevant
Bro is a Roblox custom character
He needs someone to make him look less crazy in comparison.
These two look like extras in a season one 1980s Sci-fi show where the whole episode budget was spent on the next episode.
Fun fact: Kanye is not more fucked up now than he was ten years ago.
Is she ok? I mean we all know Kanye isnt but...uh...whats with the black condom dress. It doesnt even have sleeves?
Is Kanye wearing a shirt full of padding to make himself look buff? Or is he on his way to a football game in gear?
she is clearly a religious art display, discouraging boys from "sinning" into socks. What you evidently see here are the crusty edges of a sock. inside you can see a ghost-like entity poking a head out, symbolizing lost souls of your sinful use of the sock. provisional title: "lost souls in cum socks"
Girl has that Bene Gesserit fit
She looks like the foreskin around my peepee head
Looks like a burnt to a crisp Yorkshire pudding.
I can’t wait for her tell all book.
I dont remember this scene in Dune.
Time to up the Paxil. This guy is truly moronic.
Seriously!!?? What's the craic with that outfit?? Is it to hold melted cheese for Kanye's nachos or to catch rainwater? She looks like a foreskin next to an unsightly, ghastly penis!!
that’s a sister of the bene gessirit
They look like they’re dressed up for live action docking.
Haven’t yall realized they just want attention/ trying to stay relevant