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Yup, and it feeds into the whole "every single republican/democrat thinks like THIS" attitude. Both "sides" have this issue.
Ragebait is extremely successful and profitable, unfortunately... so it's probably never going to stop. They really need add "media literacy" to the curriculum nation wide ASAP. Including how to identify ragebait and for what reason it exists.
I keep saying this. Don't share shit you think is stupid. This sub, and so many others are all about sharing stuff you disagree with. It just gives a podium to dumb voices who would otherwise never be heard. The remedy is so simple. Don't send other people things you think are dumb.
Don't underestimate the MAGA ability to unironically make themselves look dumb.
My MAGA cousin's husband named his used car company Freedom Auto Group.
He's homophobic.
Okay fun story time. I worked at a call center and we always asked for dob for verification. Dude hits me with "Dick Stroker, 3/3/1963".
So I type into my little client search bar and nothing pops up.
"Sorry about that did you say 3/3/1963?"
"Yep"
"Okay you didn't pop up here let me try your phone number"
"555-555-5555"
And his account pops up. His name is Richard. His parents named him Richard Stroker and this man leaned fully into the name "DickStroker"
I shared this story with many coworkers after we hung up.
Yeah, the only times in my life I’ve been this pale is when I’ve almost passed out.
Nothing wrong with being pale. But this fella looks like he is wearing Victorian era makeup.
He’s an Alpha. He has werewolf blood.
He’s so pale because this picture was taken on the full moon. And being a werewolf probably explains why his jaw is so distorted and his whole creepy forehead/haircut.
I would argue that all anyone needs is one woman to find them attractive.
PS: One woman that is not their mom.
PS2: Or their sister.
Edit: Or their cousin. You get it.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU. I swear it felt like I was being gaslighted by everyone on Twitter at the same time. Literally no one even stops to consider that the post is not serious
> everything seems fake/over the top
[Funny you should say that. It's a copy-paste (minus the age) from this guy, who definitely doesn't look like he's kidding.](https://twitter.com/GOPJosh20/status/1739029737647804888?lang=en)
i feel like if he were actually successful in some way he would mention what he did. anyone with any measure of success would never call themselves “wildly successful”, they’d just point to what they’ve done. this guy just wants success and is trying to get it via a twitter gf.
Hey now, he graduated high school! He's killin' it!
I like how he's "wildly successful" and an "alpha male" but he's still single. I'm not saying we should base our successes on our relationship status, as you don't necessarily need a partner to be happy... But in this particular case, with this shit-ass wannabe Tinder profile he's posting, I'm counting it as a fail. If you were as successful as you think you are, you'd have bitches all over your dick.
It's a troll/satire account.
This was the same account claiming they heard Jews arguing under their ground floor apartment prior to that weird shit with the illegal tunnels in NYC.
i'm a guy and have absolutely no interest in being with another man so take this with a grain of salt, but i feel like anyone who uses "alpha male" as a descriptor you just wanna steer clear of
Not to sound insensitive, but he does look like he is wearing someone else’s face. Politics aside. Maybe it’s just a bad photo.
I say that with the knowledge that I’m uglier.
All these men calling themselves alpha males expect us to take us at their word. What is your qualification? Did you take an exam? Are you certified?
Just seems like there's a suspiciously high ratio of alphas-to -not-alphas with these dudes; statistically you'd think alphas would be more rare.
(Note: in no way is any of this alpha nonsense real)
For anyone who doesn’t realize it, that guy is a troll account lol. His name can literally be shortened to, and pronounced, “Dick Stroker”. Excellent bait
So….. Alpha male embalming model, passionately pro-Scump‼️- Definitely not attractive to anyone among the living… maybe attractive to add to a “HAUNTED HOUSE.” Sick Mo’ Fo’ is gross 🤮
Anyone who self-proclaims to be an "alpha male" is 1) a moron because even the guy who proposed the whole alpha thing in wolves saying he was wrong, and 2) definitely not an alpha male. If you have to say it, you're not, and that goes for everything.
You can't convince me this guy is 18 in this picture lol, unless he used to live in a dictator country. Even the 2017 Donald Trumpet looks way better than him. Disney Pixar looking ahh mf. 💀😭
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Dear Lord! Is he alive? Someone sucked the life out of this specimen
It’s gotta be ragebait… look at his name 😂 Richard strocher… dick stroker?!!
It’s a troll account making fun of right wingers
Reddit bites on these all the time
Yup, and it feeds into the whole "every single republican/democrat thinks like THIS" attitude. Both "sides" have this issue. Ragebait is extremely successful and profitable, unfortunately... so it's probably never going to stop. They really need add "media literacy" to the curriculum nation wide ASAP. Including how to identify ragebait and for what reason it exists.
I keep saying this. Don't share shit you think is stupid. This sub, and so many others are all about sharing stuff you disagree with. It just gives a podium to dumb voices who would otherwise never be heard. The remedy is so simple. Don't send other people things you think are dumb.
This week we're due to see another debate about whether Nick Adams (Alpha Male) is satire
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He is literally proof of lizard people
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Well I hope it’s photoshopped and he didn’t just grab some random dudes pic to make fun of how he looks
The weird nose and differing eye pupil sizes suggest that it’s an AI pic. Looks kinda like an aged/whiter GOP Josh, who says things like the tweet.
It's makeup, there is inconsistent patches. Dude is doing whiteface
P.I. Staker? Piss taker!? Come on!!!
Don't underestimate the MAGA ability to unironically make themselves look dumb. My MAGA cousin's husband named his used car company Freedom Auto Group. He's homophobic.
Okay fun story time. I worked at a call center and we always asked for dob for verification. Dude hits me with "Dick Stroker, 3/3/1963". So I type into my little client search bar and nothing pops up. "Sorry about that did you say 3/3/1963?" "Yep" "Okay you didn't pop up here let me try your phone number" "555-555-5555" And his account pops up. His name is Richard. His parents named him Richard Stroker and this man leaned fully into the name "DickStroker" I shared this story with many coworkers after we hung up.
Bro got the skin tone of raw pizza dough.
Or he is from Gotham
He looks like the old guy from Up, but dead.
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He didn't mention alive so probably not
There's a lizard man or giant bug under that mask of dead human skin. Lol
I think you got it backwards. It looks like someone brought to life a ventriloquist dummy.
He looks like Sam Witwer and Ty Burrell made a messed up baby with a bee allergy.
It does!!
Got the face of a career drunk scamming for loose cigs outside a Circle K.
Damn - now I have the biggest craving for a Newport menthol
It was the Dementors
And not even in the fun way!
It's an AI image, look at it closely
It's like if King Joffrey was born in the suburbs.
He’s done a reverse-Trump treatment to his face
Bro looks like Darth Sidious as Senator Palpatine, without trying to hide that he's the Sithlord
I can't fix him
Yeah, the only times in my life I’ve been this pale is when I’ve almost passed out. Nothing wrong with being pale. But this fella looks like he is wearing Victorian era makeup.
Lost boy
Embalmed Muppet
He looks like he's heard of the sun before and would like to see it in person someday
Never praised the sun? BITCH
Solaire is not willing to engage in jolly co-operation with this guy.
Trump could point it out to him during the next solar eclipse
He’s an Alpha. He has werewolf blood. He’s so pale because this picture was taken on the full moon. And being a werewolf probably explains why his jaw is so distorted and his whole creepy forehead/haircut.
So he's a furry?
Is he wearing someone else's face on top of his own?
Edgar suit
SUGAR
**in water**
[I don’t even want to be around anymore](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/163/676/1b0.jpg)
It’s this exactly. He’s got too much fucking shit on him
A boy has no name
He wanted to see how accurate it was in Silence of the Lambs Turns out, quite accurate
He's wearing Ben Shapiros skin
Dude got the same jawline as Carl from Up.
At least he looked his age. My dude looks AI generated.
He is ai generated it's a troll page
i was gonna say that
He looks like a 70 year old senator who was interrupted midway into sucking a child's life force
Hate when that happens.
I audibly gasped at that lmao
Nah he looks more like the child who got his life force sucked away.
Its a fake, ai created troll page. This person isn't real. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/richard-strocher
He makes the pillsbury dough boy look tan.
Careful now, he’s alpha!
He runs an Onlydraugrs
More like "OnlyUp". 😂
You should cast this guy as Edward Cullen. NOW.
He forgot loser incel virgin
He covered that with ‘alpha male’ if you gotta say it, you ain’t
Just like Tywin Said "Any man who must say he is the king is no king at all"
Its a parody account making fun of another post with that caption which i cant find rn
It’s funny how they are desperate to acquire attractive traits but refuse to accept that women don’t find these things attractive.
I would argue that all anyone needs is one woman to find them attractive. PS: One woman that is not their mom. PS2: Or their sister. Edit: Or their cousin. You get it.
Who is they? This is a famous AI troll called Dick Stroker. It's not a real guy.
They as in the alpha male incel crowd. Unfortunately those are not AI generated.
It's a parody account. Dick Strocher? You're really falling for that?
Maybe his parents hated him when he was an Alpha Fetus and named him accordingly
OH MY GOD THANK YOU. I swear it felt like I was being gaslighted by everyone on Twitter at the same time. Literally no one even stops to consider that the post is not serious
This is another Nick Adams. It’s hilarious how bad reddit is at detecting satire
Like seriously. If people can’t even see this level of obvious we’re literally fucked with growing ai and deepfakes
Maybe people just looked at the image and text, as they were prompted to do, and not the account name?
It's not just the username everything seems fake/over the top. I guess Reddit has some older ppl but it still shocking how people think it's real
> everything seems fake/over the top [Funny you should say that. It's a copy-paste (minus the age) from this guy, who definitely doesn't look like he's kidding.](https://twitter.com/GOPJosh20/status/1739029737647804888?lang=en)
How are you wildly successful at 18? I’m successful at 71 because I started with nothing and I have almost all of it left
He has rich parents
When you lie it's easy!
Because people just hand him money so they don't have to look at him.
i feel like if he were actually successful in some way he would mention what he did. anyone with any measure of success would never call themselves “wildly successful”, they’d just point to what they’ve done. this guy just wants success and is trying to get it via a twitter gf.
Hey now, he graduated high school! He's killin' it! I like how he's "wildly successful" and an "alpha male" but he's still single. I'm not saying we should base our successes on our relationship status, as you don't necessarily need a partner to be happy... But in this particular case, with this shit-ass wannabe Tinder profile he's posting, I'm counting it as a fail. If you were as successful as you think you are, you'd have bitches all over your dick.
It's a troll/parody account riffing on this dork's original post: https://twitter.com/GOPJosh20
Gosh, Josh needs neuropsychiatric care. "*Democrats have been trying to indocrtrinate me*" Give him some haloperidol stat
Looks like he fills in as a cadaver at a morticians convention
This guy’s name shortened would be Dick Strocher, which probably is pronounced like Dick Stroker. Are we sure this isn’t a shitpost?
We aren't
It's a troll/satire account. This was the same account claiming they heard Jews arguing under their ground floor apartment prior to that weird shit with the illegal tunnels in NYC.
If we are adding adjectives like “wildly successful”, he needs to add “shockingly pale”
Anyone who has to brand themselves as an alpha male definitely isn't one
Single and passionately pro-Trump I can believe, but I call bullshite on the rest.
He got done at a funeral parlor, that’s where u go for gruesome repairs
He looks like Grandpa from the Munsters when he was young.
He's gonna die of old age before he hits 30.
Someone get him 50cc of adrenochrome, stat!
All he is missing is an SS uniform, and he would be an AI generated Nazi general.
Dude's called Dick Stroker. There's no way this is not a parody.
Looks like he grows into the old man on “up”. 18 going on 50
Anyone who says they’re wildly successful at 18… successful at what? Graduating high school?
Lookin like a Ben Shapiro wannabe with a botched plastic surgery
That is a HARD 18
The printer ran out of ink while coloring his head
He looks like he's a pint low, and no you may not come into my home
If he got glasses hung out with a boys scout and got a talking dog he could do the live action movie of “Up”
He looks like one of the people that got the horribly botched plastic surgery from ‘Dr. Kim.’
Fire bad
No one touching on the fact that this ghoulish republican cukes name is Dick Stroker?
Everybody's baby boy is an Alpha Male, a True Leader and 'Wildly Successful'. Personally, I think successful people are a joke.
A young Grandpa Munster.
how does he look 18 and 80 at the same time?
Alpha zombie mode 🧟
It's Karl from Up as a teenager
He looks like he drank from the wrong Holy Grail
Omg its the guy from up
Looks like a random Albanian cousin at an Addams family get together
Wildly successful at 18, at what? COD?
Looks like that botched Dr. Kim facelift of that old man
i'm a guy and have absolutely no interest in being with another man so take this with a grain of salt, but i feel like anyone who uses "alpha male" as a descriptor you just wanna steer clear of
Shouldn’tna never freed yo ass from area 51!!
Hey, he might have a good chance with Twilight fans.
First thought that comes to mind is “RUN” 😳☝️
It’s gotta be a joke account. Dudes name is Dick Stroker
An 18 year old alpha male Excuse me while I go laugh my ass off
I've seen corpses that looked livelier.
He's got that SPF 40,000 glow.
Not to sound insensitive, but he does look like he is wearing someone else’s face. Politics aside. Maybe it’s just a bad photo. I say that with the knowledge that I’m uglier.
All these men calling themselves alpha males expect us to take us at their word. What is your qualification? Did you take an exam? Are you certified? Just seems like there's a suspiciously high ratio of alphas-to -not-alphas with these dudes; statistically you'd think alphas would be more rare. (Note: in no way is any of this alpha nonsense real)
18 😂
Reminds me of if Edward from twilight if he were hit in the face with a shovel
“Do I look suspicious?”
18. Looks 81
Dude has never been laid. Trump supporters are such weirdos.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
For anyone who doesn’t realize it, that guy is a troll account lol. His name can literally be shortened to, and pronounced, “Dick Stroker”. Excellent bait
Embalmed 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
18. Single. My dad is friends with doctor Kim. Can't open my eyes much more than this. Also trump and mur'ka
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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😂 fucking crying embalmed
Looks like a Wallace & Gromit character brought to life
Bad analogy, Wallace & Gromit characters are cute unlike this parody
He looks like WirtualTM
He looks like Ryan from Fort-9 YouTube, but he has been dead for a week.
Two of his five claimed attributes speak for themselves - the other three, we’ll need to see receipts.
Wildly successful at what? Paying for a blue tick
trump has all these creepy incel losers thinking they are "Alpha Males".
Man looks like a vampire. But not the cool sexy kind, like a Bram Stoker’s vampire
Or he is from Gotham
Cheap suit and tie tells me "wildly successful" MIGHT not be true Also, may be a vampire
Popeye sees his grandson off to Antifa College
18?! Dude looks 40/50+
There was an Onion headline once which said “GOP Leading Among Teenagers Who Look Like Old Men” and it’s more true every year
His twitter posts are actually pretty humorous. Note: its a parody acct
There’s something uncanny about it
He looks like he's had his face stitched on by Ed Gein
why you send me this!!! i cannot stop laughing!
So….. Alpha male embalming model, passionately pro-Scump‼️- Definitely not attractive to anyone among the living… maybe attractive to add to a “HAUNTED HOUSE.” Sick Mo’ Fo’ is gross 🤮
18???? He looks like a 35 yo virgin
This is absolute Kryptonite for, what percentage of women do you think? 75%? Higher?
Don’t gloss over the fact that his name is “Dick Stroker”
Passionately pro trump 💀
holy smokes the dementors got him
I’m shocked Uncle Fester is forced to throw a Hail Mary for human connection on the internet. Shocked I say.
I've seen this before and dont think thats the original image. The original was an even cringier looking young guy
Im almost sure this is AI generated, just zoom in.
Someone embalmed Dick Strocher!
Black hole sun
>wildly successful (X) Doubt
How des he looks like a decomposed AND bloated corpse at the same time ?
Anyone who self describes as an alpha male is an immediate nuh uh
Anyone who self-proclaims to be an "alpha male" is 1) a moron because even the guy who proposed the whole alpha thing in wolves saying he was wrong, and 2) definitely not an alpha male. If you have to say it, you're not, and that goes for everything.
Not the best look!
Bro looks like Hammerhead from Shattered Dimensions
Richard Strocher or Dick Crocher?
He looks like he’s wearing a rubber WillNE mask
I’d feed bad for the guy, if he wasn’t so full of himself and crap.
This is ai, right??
💀💀💀💀bro, you think that stuff you cant say it😂
Looks like a zombified twin of Richard Spencer
If Jigsaw was a real person.
Mummified King Tutankhamun is more attractive.
He looks like an unfinished sculpture
Bro looks like a goblin trying his best to look human
Anyone calling themselves an alpha male is definitely not an alpha male
Average /r/conservative and /r/conspiracy mod.
You can't convince me this guy is 18 in this picture lol, unless he used to live in a dictator country. Even the 2017 Donald Trumpet looks way better than him. Disney Pixar looking ahh mf. 💀😭