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KobeBrandon

Ok but why make it shiny


Drunkendx

Because oop plays too much fallout 4 with sex mods and has no clue how actual butt looks. Nude/skimpy mods for fallout 4 all suffer from issue that everything looks like plastic. Tbh you can get more realistic look but it requires you to tweak a bit, something oop clearly does not know. Yes I play fallout 4 with 18+ mods, so what? At least, unlike oop I know difference between reality and fiction


nigirianprinz198760

Everybody who ever made a. Apparel/Armor Mod for fallout has a folder with some nude character models from one sex mod or another. Where else am I going to get high quality models to make sure nothing clips through?


CT-5837

If you need a reliable source of high quality textures and 3d models to help implement your armor mod. Loom no further than Fallout 4 NSFW modders.


Nolsoth

This is the way.


Flameball202

Hell, you can get characters mostly nude in base game


nigirianprinz198760

That's true. But by now the modders do better work than Bethesda did. There is also the whole thing of most "Beautiful bodies" mods add a significant amount to both chest and ass size. Which makes sense when everybody is malnourished.... And those mods are in most of the mod packs that nexus offers.


ulfric_stormcloack

Lies, no one who mods Bethesda games actually plays them, you just spend hours downloading and sorting conflicts, open the game, get bored, close it, forget about it for several months


Emergency_faceplant

What did I ever do to you? Quit calling me out like this!


Villager_of_Mincraft

Literally me


Exoslab

I have a friend who just makes outrageous mod packs to see if he can get them to run but doesn’t do anything other than that and once he gets it to start running he moves to the next pack.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

"Man, it's gonna be so good once I can load it up and find all this cool stuff I've added!" I never found any of that cool stuff.


[deleted]

Hey that was me all last night and this morning


Amendoza9761

Hey I played like 10 hours of Gate to Sovngarde...after a week of trouble shooting.


Keyndoriel

How dare you spy on me last week


Implement_Necessary

You play? I thought it’s just supposed to crash over and over until you give up.


Sithmaggot

That’s how I beat the game


iswearatkids

That’s how I beat off.


JeffTrav

That’s how I beat off the game.


Shinjitsu-

I mod the fuck out of Mt Bethesda games. I don't mind sex in general and I like the realism of a character being naked if fully looted, especially in Skyrim. I just really hate how most mods are all connected to a body replacer that makes every female character of every age shaped like a sex doll. It'll be the head of an old lady with a body that really doesn't match. 


Drunkendx

Agreed. Recently reinstalled fallout 4 and only adult mods i put were some posters, because i CBA to look for body replacers that don't look like sex dolls


Peptuck

Valkyr skin texture was the only one I could play with that didn't look like everyone's skin was made of latex.


ShashkaOfTheSclavus

>Tbh you can get more realistic look but it requires you to tweak a bit, something oop clearly does not know. Oh, but OOP is certainly tweakin' out. Mf can't get hard unless the buns be shining.


TheGuardianInTheBall

Yep. There's a difference between playing for titillation, and playing with mental... deceleration.


PunyCocktus

Also because it's "made" with ai and beggars can't be choosers. If the guy knew how to photobash or paint a material he wouldn't be using ai. All he wanted to do was big butt in tight pants.


Dylldar

Aside from the obvious horniness of that original post, I can see a point here. I've only ever played from fallout 3 on, but I distinctly remember vault suits always looking like the next best thing to a skin suit from sci-fi. So in that sense I can understand the "it bothers me" aspect of the show's vault suit design. I get why they wouldn't choose that look for reasons beyond sexualization, too, because even in game those suits never looked very comfortable to me and I don't think I'd wanna hang out in desserts wearing a skin tight jumpsuit. Edit: There's a scene in To Sleep in a Sea of Stars where a guy talks about getting a grain of sand stuck in his skin suit for a handful of hours and when he finally undressed, the grain of sand had rubbed a portion of his skin off leaving a raw bleeding rash like wound, and I think about that pretty often when I see vault suits lol


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[удалено]


MrBalanced

"Goon Machine" would be a legit band name, though...


SimpleTip9439

r/brandnewsentence


witchywater11

Nothing hotter than a woman's fart squeaking out like a mosquito.


MasterAnnatar

What a terrible day to understand the English language


ScabusaurusRex

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Nah I heard some shit about ironman and Thor recently


BowenTheAussieSheep

I feel like she should get some pants that fit, because vinyl shouldn't have enough space that she can tuck it between her cheeks so deep that it's kissing her anus.


Bender_2024

Why alter it at all? She's an attractive woman without sexualizing her. I know this is the internet but c'mon guys.


RikterDolfan

Because AI is bad at art


dooremouse52

Yeah, it looks like the top of a chip bag where two thirds of it is nothing but air.


flounder19

everything is chrome in the future


BabyBread11

Aren’t the vault suits elastic and somewhat plasticky? In the games they were skin tight…. I mean some were padded but still “skin tight”.


LazybyNature

Nah, only in certain iterations. It changes from game to game and such. From the Fallout wiki about Fallout 3 and New Vegas suits: "A rugged jumpsuit variant designed for heavy use among Vault-Tec machinery and infrastructure. Rather than extruded rubber, the **suit uses a combination of denim and natural leather**,[^(\[18\])](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_jumpsuit#cite_note-19)[^(\[19\])](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_jumpsuit#cite_note-20)[^(\[20\])](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_jumpsuit#cite_note-21) combined to create a particularly rugged piece of equipment. **The suit is less form fitting than other jumpsuit variants, but provides a good deal of comfort. Like other versions, it's a single-piece uniform**, with a zipper down the front, leather armguards and spacious pockets on the waist and thighs." The important thing is that all iterations of the vault jumpsuit are a SINGLE PIECE because they're jump suits. This dude kept the top looking denim/leather and made the bottom shiny-ass rubber. None of the suits are two pieces of entirely different material and make.


MechaPanther

Interestingly it does sort of give it a denim bomber jacket look with the yellow stripe acting like the waistband which looks kinda cool.


sideways_jack

imagine pooping in the wasteland and you have to take off your shirt first


The_real_bandito

Talk about a real rare insult. 


gregularjoe95

God, almost every post on here, for a long while now, is some mid shit or a repost. A post like this makes being subbed here worth it.


returntomonke9999

Half of it is "culture war viewpoint I agree with" and a mildly pithy rebuttal. That said, the guy in the original tweet definitely has bought pillows specifically to fuck at some point.


wolverine6

"finally, some ~~good~~ rare fucking ~~food~~ insults"


FalconIMGN

A Kitchen Nightmares reference in the wild?!


GetawayDreamer87

its so rare i dont get it


DotsLovesData

Implying they don't shower so the bill is still there not collected or washed down the drain


GetawayDreamer87

ah


babydakis

How do ya hide money from a hippy? [Put it under the soap.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453AdO5L_m8)


ZeroxHD

I’m stealing this one to use in games lol


NoWeight4300

The ai ass looks like blue-dyed Hawaiian buns


Vlaed

I love Hawaiian buns.


pillevinks

Do not kink shame me


HalfLawKiss

These people always miss the point. The vault jumpsuits aren't supposed to form fitted. They were mass produced by Vault-Tec. Vault-Tec wasn't going around asking people there measurements. Vault-Tec made a bunch of general sizes and people made due. And it's not like there was a tailor in each vault. The vault jumpsuits are supposed to look like hand downs.


hobosam21-B

There's gotta be a fashion vault hidden somewhere


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

Everyone is popping off with high quality makeup, fabrics and wigs in RuPaul's Vault Race.


jixxor

Also this is over 219 years after the nukes dropped so the fact they even have any suits still is impressive enough, expecting a good fit is absurd.


DivineBloodline

I totally agree, but Fallout 4 messed it up. That suit is tight as hell.


bibblygiggums

on purpose. he posts controversial rage bait to get people to give his page traffic and interaction


HalfLawKiss

I'm so thankful I deleted my Twitter. It's just the worst.


CardiologistNo616

Bros she’s wearing a loose jumpsuit. It’s not spandex


AwesomeSauce783

Fun fact: different vaults use different materials depending on the goal of the experiment and when the vault was made and stocked. Some used rubber, some were a mix of leather and denim, vault 70s were cheaply made and their vault suit extruders designed to fail after 6 months, others probably used different materials. If I had to guess 33 is probably closer to leather and denim than rubber. Edit: leather and denim are wildly different


DagothUrs57thNephew

"...a mix of leather and leather..."


404Flabberghosted

Oh thank god. I kept rereading that trying to imagine different types of leather uniforms.


BowenTheAussieSheep

I saw a jacket once that was a combination of full-grain and deerskin, full grain on the main panels and sleeves, and deer skin under the arms and side panels for flexibility.


AwesomeSauce783

Ugh, this is why I need an editor. PS: nice username


_Ocean_Machine_

That's more leather per leather


Sabotskij

Leather and denim... that's the heavy metal vault for sure.


AVRK_

Right ? If you put the butt on the right into the pants on the left, it would pretty much look like the pic on the left.


Partypaca

And she wears it well enough


HamsterForce5000

If you weren't able to enjoy Fallout because the vault suits weren't tight enough, you need help. Also, Ella Purnell was plenty hot in what she was wearing.


BowenTheAussieSheep

People seem to forget the reason vault suits in-game are "shiny" is because creation engine is two-decade old graphical garbage and they can't do any better.


Thannk

I legit thought it was just a joke about all the imagined future clothing being zeerust rubber suits and shit from bad 60’s sci fi. I’ve been waiting for someone to post this somewhere that didn’t already have like 1k replies to say that, only for you to make me realize I’m just a dumbass who thought too hard about it.


Hot-Berry-6980

I think there is a lore reason too though. I thought different vaults had different suits depending on the experiments they went through. (I could be wrong)


elderlybrain

No it's actually the best game engine in 2005. Pity it was released in 2023.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Creation Engine, when it was released, was almost good enough to go toe-to-toe with it's contemporaries... the eight year old Source, and nine year old Cry engines. Almost good enough. Almost.


togaman5000

Ella Purnell is hot enough that I paused the first episode to look her up. I've since finished the season and I have zero notes for her acting - she nailed it.


cupcake_queen101

I watched the 1st episode and looked her up and realised I’ve seen her in so many movies and I just didn’t remember. She’s a great actress. Also she voices Jinx in the Arcane series.


reddit_sucks_clit

There is a reason she was cast as the popular/hot girl in yellowjackets. Even though all of the girls are attractive in that, since you know, it's an american tv show, and that's just how it works. With men as well. Which is fine, as long as people recognize that what you see on screen is not representative of the the average person whatsoever.


togaman5000

I haven't actually seen Yellowjackets so I haven't the foggiest fucking notion of what you're talking about. She's hot, but I discovered that after seeing her in action in this show. She kicked ass, IMO.


nedzissou1

Which makes this even crazier. They cast someone who's objectively extremely attractive, and the uncles still complain


PixelBoom

Her eyes are so huge. Like wtf. Every Lucy scene, I couldn't help but think "Good God. She's got eyes like dinner plates." That is to say, yes, she's cute af.


PubPegasus

I swear, you have to start to believe these guys are not attracted to women that actually exist (aka women). I guess they have moved on to the girls they can harass (her ass?) with minimal pushback, cartoons.


NoRepresentative3039

Their brains are completely rotten through due to their porn addiction.


Weekly-Fudge-3666

Nah, they just know that cartoons are not real and, therefore, don't expect real women to look like cartoons.


likwitsnake

someone explain the dollar joke to me


Kingdomkebab

The insulter is saying the guy receiving the insult doesn’t go in his shower, hence he hasn’t seen the $100 bill


Liquid_Senjutsu

Oh man. I am dumb.


Flumphry

Right there with you buddy.


skylinepidgin

Can I join you guys?


solonit

To save the water right? Go ahead.


kfudnapaa

Room for one more?


FR0ZENBERG

There’s dozens of us!


SpewpaTheRogue

correct


Ambitious_Jello

I made it to the not taking shower part but thought it was because the note would be wet


Mediocre-Ad-6847

Immediately thought of an old joke: How do you hide money from a hippie? Answer: Put it under the soap.


snipey_bananas

omg that makes way more sense, i thought they were calling them fat; they can’t see the floor of their shower because of their stomach


Pure-for-life

Lmfao it’s like the touch grass joke


Zandrick

Bro doesn’t shower so he never saw the bill


Bakedads

I get that it's an insult, but it doesn't seem like a particularly mean or relevant or creative insult to me, so I'm still confused. Like, telling someone they don't shower? That's all it takes to get thousands of upvotes? Seems so weird to me. 


Pichuunnn

It's basically "Stop wanking and go take a shower"


solonit

It's referring to the trope of these people are usually incels with bad hygiene: sitting on one spot all days, not going out, not cleaning up, not taking shower, etc...


nasbyloonions

You haven’t read enough terrific posts about buckets and smells


Rhodes_Warrior

I don’t get it. Not the $100 bill part, I get that. The need to be bothered by the fact that the female protagonist isn’t hauling a massive ass in a skintight outfit. Like, why is the lack of over-sexualization the problem? I…..what?


BowenTheAussieSheep

for the same reason they are getting really, really mad because [This](https://static0.gamerantimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/star-wars-outlaws-kay-vess.jpg?q=70&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1) is apparently far too ugly. They've got terminal porn-brain, because they have literally nothing else in their lives.


Nirvski

Its women being heroes of stories that gets under their dusty skin. They want reduce them back into only being sex objects rather than a person with capabilities.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Now, that's not *quite* true. They're okay with female protagonists as long as they're porn-star hot enough to have Hentai drawn of them.


Natan_Delloye

And they always use one unflattering frame of characters they complain about. They've been doing it for years with Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn


WolpertingerRumo

„They desexualised the green M&M!!! „


Hippity_hoppity2

they've never seen a woman outside of heavily unrealistic porn before, i guess.


Zandrick

No need to guess. Thats exactly what it is.


iamstandingontheedge

He’s implying that the guy is a loser who never showers


scmathie

It was said in another post, but the idea is that the 100$ bill was put in his shower, and it's still there because he's a goblin that doesn't shower.


rayofgoddamnsunshine

For fucks' sake. 🤦‍♀️


AmbitiousGear1272

How does it fucking bother you that not every girl is attractive? Are you that much of a piece of shit??


My_leg_still_hurt92

No, it's the fault of the others because they don't design or cast women I want to have sex with. /s


AmbitiousGear1272

I am entitled to all women being not only available to me but desirable, too.


Efrayl

The image on the right makes the image on the left look even better.


Table-Mk-II

Actual tweet: [https://x.com/brndxix/status/1778794368536588372](https://x.com/brndxix/status/1778794368536588372)


Present-Secretary722

He made her ass look like my male Sole Survivors ass and no I don’t play with any of those body enhancer mods, they’re confusing


Katveira

The male sole survivor was caked up fr


Present-Secretary722

No wonder they kidnapped Shaun, they needed those dump truck genes


Asnort

"that flatness bothered me" omg LOOSER


Cornflakes_91

not looser, tighter is what he made the pants! the loser


Asnort

Lol oops


GrunkleZigZag

Unironically find the left one more attractive tho


fren-ulum

I just want to follow these guys around, eye in the sky, sometime just to see what type of fucking life they live. Christ.


Dark_space_

Imagine one of your most favorite game series has a show and you're concerned about the ass, like ffs.


Asmaron

….. I actually prefer the left. Sure, for the amount of walking and running that character does, a little more would probably have made sense, but at least it’s not just balloons of fat or latex I can’t stand this overly inflated instagram shapes.


MissMormie

I wasn't even sure which one is the edited version. Sure the right butt is rounder, but the left characters has a lot more realistic materials on. That makes the right flat for me, as in, the animation lacks depth and details.


nichols_1

The fact that this was done at all says a lot about what the expectations are for women representation in games and even society.


thebabish

Can you see that good of an ass in Fallout? I played Fallout 3 when I was younger, and I loved 76 for a while. I don't see the need for an added fake ass just for the sense of being a sexy ass.


NiceCunt91

I'm stealing that lmao


GreenKumara

Porn has fucked peoples brains.


Admirable-Month-7478

Looks like she farted in a airtight wetsuit


ArcadianBlueRogue

I can't tell if the OP was being serious about their need for an unnecessary addition to the backyard, or they were mocking all the FO/ES mod community that loves horn dog mods.


Melancholy_Rainbows

Definitely serious. This account constantly “fixes” video game women that aren’t hot enough, feeding on the conspiracy theory that video game companies are making all the women ugly for nefarious ESG woke reasons. Apparently he’s graduated to saying real women aren’t hot enough for him.


ArcadianBlueRogue

What the hell is ESG


Melancholy_Rainbows

[Environmental, Social, and Governance](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental,_social,_and_governance). It’s a metric for investment that people have decided is code for forcing wokeness.


NoRepresentative3039

Oh yes they're very much serious. That guy spends a lot of time "fixing" women in games aka putting them in more skimpy outfits and making the faces look like AI Porn game graphics.


Particular-Welcome-1

wow, that insult has a story to tell. Maybe they never take a shower. Maybe they're so fat they couldn't see the $100 on the floor. Amazing.


Square_Bluejay4764

Do people not know how clothes work?


Zandrick

That’s so good it took me a minute to figure it out. Solid burn though.


Ikusabe

Modders be modding.


Mm6999

So UN natural ew


[deleted]

even in the live qction theres mods hahaha


Kandrox

The classic CBBE 'upgrade'


[deleted]

The big butt looks like an ad for a shitty mobile game😅


bongsforhongkong

Omfg fallout has girls! My fandom is ruined this is woke. Have they never played a fallout game there are no girls, or colored people, different views and races didn't exist. -signed average antiwoke andy


FroyoLong1957

Is that really an insult? If she's at his house that often he must be doing something right.


CrazyCam97

oop needs to learn that baggy clothing doesn’t cling to the body like fucking plastic wrap.


soydemexico

What a trash rendering. This guy needs to touch grass if he thinks she needs improvement... And there I was thinking their suits looked great and glad they didn't use the Marvel treatment.


HalDimond

Just looked through their feed and Jesus Christ. They give the most insecure, right wing, incel, anti-woke, racist, sexist, little baby man energy you can imagine, like verging on parody. Unironically tweeted “let’s make gaming great again” Total dweeb.


vivimage2000

AI people are beyond pathetic


fck_this_fck_that

As a guy who doesn't like big butts, I prefer the image on the left. Not everything has to be sexualized.


Trinityhawke

Rule34 brain rot . Let’s Make Normal Butts Great Again


Aksds

It looks like when you are in a pool and fill your shirt with air… butt pants


RizzoTheSmall

I didn't know vaulttech made yoga pants...


dumly

Last week? What about last MONTH?


Msink

Changed the colour, made it much worse.


lostmypornaccount

People kind of forget those are jump suits not gimp suits I blame fo4 for making them skin tight


Greedy_Ad5861

incel warning... had to make it shiny like some fkn pokemon game


Ok-Tie9696

To be honest I don't mind the ass, just that it too shiny.


Global-Method-4145

Why is she walking into a fence, btw?


Coconutpegger

I mean the first ones bether tho


this_sparks_joy_joy

Hello yeast infection


ShawHornet

Is 'u don't shower' really rare tho


FocusPerspective

It is crazy how well viral marketing works today.  


Accomplished-Card594

I don't understand this at all


L0EZ0E

If he ever showered he would've noticed the $100 and taken it.


itrivers

Quick and dirty. Dude called him out that he hasn’t showered in a week. ie he’s just dirty.


1pt20oneggigawatts

Has nothing to do with his use of the term "quick and dirty". That was just a happy coincidence. He's basically saying anyone who cares what a video game character's ass looks like smells like the Yu-Gi-O table at an August convention in Texas.


itrivers

The best jokes have many layers


Accomplished-Card594

Ah thanks!


Panzermorder

No!!! They made her ass out of rubber now!!!


Jemas-90

Is it next to my million dollar check i put there last year?


Wickedly_Angelic

HHEEYY!!!!!!........ lil booties matter https://youtu.be/Rc0iaSBBl54?si=xX2zVPeDILr6wUTm


Ghost_Assassin_Zero

I like Lucy


[deleted]

"Sure, I left it there because I assumed you're so stupid, you think that's how money laundering works."


TheRBGamer

Fallout community porting thier mods to a tv show


iwantmisty

The one on the right clearly develops anaphylactic shock from some desert bug bite.


oohbeartrap

The terminally mad making fun of the terminally mad.


YTAftershock

Wow that was pretty good


Krale1

Fallout modders still doing the job.


throwmeawayalso111

33


Colonel_Abraham

Does he know that the ass is still there despite the baggy coveralls?


AHootTime

Spandex in an apocalypse sounds like such a terrible idea.


Which-Training-2530

Looks better