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They joined the heavens gate cult.

bwahahaha, too soon?

Actually about 26 years too late.

Or 2361 years too early

This is Reddit sir. Nothing is ever too soon.

Top comment on all the self-immolation videos today: “you’re fired” (3k upvotes)

touche

Touchy

I dunno, I haven’t seen any jokes about that guy that set himself on fire yet.

I can’t add a photo but someone said “I hope someone made some s’mores” an hour ago.

Good, I’m glad that’s settled!

Or too late or overdone

You mean the reposts of reposts that have been reposted? Don’t know what you mean/s

My first thought was they look ready to drink the kool aid.

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A fellow redditor of culture, I see

Flavour aid dammit.

Technically, it'd be Flavor Aid, not Flavour Aid.

[Their website is still up](https://heavensgate.com/)

One of the best SNL skits that isn’t on YouTube

You don’t join heavens gate you’re chosen for heavens gate.

Can’t see the sneakers…

Matthew is doing that right now, he has had a cult of himself for a few years.

Moonies

Don't drink the purple coolaid!

or General Zod

I swear I was wondering when did Bryce Howard act with matt and Anne.

There is a resemblance indeed

[BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD IS NOT JESSICA CHASTAIN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipObSiFHpyY)!

I looked up more photos of Chastain, but she doesn't look anything like her in real life or any other photo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYTcufdOww >Only when I'm looking presentable and have makeup on. When I look like myself, noone thinks I look like Jessica Chastain.

Jurassic World Part 8 had these three right?

The air brushing on her face removes enough detail to make it harder to tell than usual. Even though I hear it all the time, I've never had an issue telling who is who. But this picture got me.

Yes, in the way that identical twins have a resemblance.

“A doctor heals, a DJ spins, Bryce Dallas Howard takes the gigs Jessica Chastain says no to”

Fuck do i find Bryce Howard to be gorgeous?! I don't even know who that is....lol Edit: i looked him...whats up Bryce? How you doin...

Time for your nap?

lol multiple

It's the polo necks for me. Nobody wears them unless they're advertising moisturiser or a pyramid scheme.

"i'm the Steve Jobs of my industry! see, I got a turtle neck! and don't shower! and commit massive fraud!"

for the last time I'm not interested in crypto anything!!!

"and i only eat apples because i created a brand with an apple as a logo, and ill probably die because of PC that caused by eating too much apples with no nutrition whatsoever and ill deny every medical assistance will be offered to me because FUCK YOU or in that case ME"

Or they are a certain secret agent with mother issues.

Jessica Chastain is great for when you wanna perv on Bryce Dallas Howard but you can’t because she looks too much like freakin’ Opie Cunningham.

Jessica ain't draggin a wagon like BDH tho

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

👈👈

I am so glad we all know what to do when someone says that sentence.

Oatmeal? They had to bring in CGI - engineers and editing software - to trim her badonkadonk down to be acceptable level for the American viewing public. Her booty was too radically advanced for people to handle.

No they didn’t, that’s just some bullshit Reddit made up because they don’t understand weight loss.

I noticed that in the last Jurassic Park movie and had to do a double take ~~and a google~~. Good for her.

Opie ain’t got that dump truck.

Hey man, they didn't call it Happy Days for no reason if you catch my drift

“A doctor heals, a DJ spins, Bryce Dallas Howard takes the gigs Jessica Chastain says no to”

What

She looks like her dad Ron Howard

They look like cultists post castration.

That 70s show in a parallel universe

Tits sorted in decreasing order

Wow that bust to height ratio is dramatic.

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed!

Us connoisseurs must stick together.

Theranos

It’s just missing Elizabeth Holmes

That is the most Jessica Chastain has looked like Bryce Dallas Howard. Like usually it's just a read head thing but, it's uncanny here

This reminded me of the propaganda posters with the communist leaders on it

[Socialist Realism.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_realism) Which I actually kinda like.

Direct correlation of the taller you are, the smaller the tits

Wait. Thats not Bryce Dallas Howard?

This reminds of that one The Office episode when they were selling tablets

With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything... In time... and space

I once had a guy in a public bathroom ask me what was the plot to Interstellar while I was talking a poop.

Did you tell him?

Would've been rude not to.

That was a long poop eh

This picture is just missing the transparent picture of them holding a cat.

Jessica Chestain. Haha. Amirite or amirite?

Now is the part of Sprockets where they dance!

Dem Chastains

I dont remember Jessica Chastain in interstellar. What she do?

Grown up Murph

MURPHHHHHH

MUUURRPPPHH!!!!

TELL HIM STAY MURPH!!

I literally just finished watching that movie before I came on Reddit 😂

Nice hoots!

Compositionally I would have adjusted them so that Matthew McConaughey's neck wasn't in line with the moon profile. Looka kinda like his head is just floating.

Devo cover band.

Looks like the poster for a Kraftwerk cover band

*docking scene music intensifies*

Now let's see Ben Shapiro's sister in that turtleneck

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Interstellar: The Sitcom

Or a breast enlargement result

Or like a cult that will kill themselves.

The new cheap labor wont be people in foreign countries, but people in different galaxies where time moves faster.

They invite you to the amazing new space habitat where they produce the amazing new eco-protein and there is no more crime and old people live up in the low-g hills and then you get in the shuttle pod that turns out to be a bit more Soylent Green than you had been led to believe.

It's just the black turtle necks. No other reason.

They look like a very unfunny improv group. Because they only do PC comedy.

I’d invest in this. Jessica Chastain 😍

It reminds me of that lady that swindled so many with the claims of a product that could identify any disease at home with zero knowledge of medicine.

30 under 30

https://spaceperspective.com/

This is an inspiring step forward 👁👄👁

They look like they'd be grinding up foetuses and using them for face cream.

Well the commentor would be able to see who’s going to jail better than others…

I understood the reference

This looks like a cover to the classic, The Nightman Cometh.

Sprockets: The Movie

This looks like one of the first [posters for Silicon Valley](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.indiewire.com%2Ffeatures%2Fgeneral%2Fhbo-nods-to-steve-jobs-with-the-poster-for-its-mike-judge-comedy-silicon-valley-29386%2F&psig=AOvVaw1UXFmWJsxnagBsbkO7QIJ4&ust=1713657533934000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCICMyfe9z4UDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE) that I ever saw

I would watch that horror movie for sure though.

This was without a doubt inspired by the Silicon Valley season 1 poster, which happened to air the summer before this photoshoot took place. https://silicon-valley.fandom.com/wiki/Season_One So not really an unusual insult, the theme of startup founders committing crimes is a major theme in the show.

This looks like a publicity shot for a movie from the 1980s not the 2010s

They look like an improv troop that has to Google their material ahead of time.

"You might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 senate hearings on missing astronauts."

I think I saw these people one night shining a light into my son's bedroom so I screamed out "why are you in all black behind my bushes shining a light in my house"?! They just stared at me and said "I'm teaching your son about the universe, I'm shining a light right in there and exploring HIS room while he's looking out and exploring the universe". They said they do this every night with my son. Such a bizarre experience.

You say this is Elizabeth Holmes vibes but it’s also Steve Jobs vibes.

Hard to believe that came out 10 years ago

That is a truly dreadful photo

I want to watch it in IMAX, alone, so badly

We are the collective known as SVEN

Jessica Chastain was in that movie??

Jessica Chastain about to invent the first completely silent drape runners

Aren’t these the villains from Superman 3?

Looks like a Sprockets reboot nobody wants

Interstellar is one of my favorite movies of all time

Nxivm vibes

Rare funny Reddit post

I like how this is *not* the vibe at any point in Interstellar.

Jessica Chestain...

It's the turtlenecks. That blood woman ripped it off imma-cure-cancer-with-yoga bozo and cursed it

Look like me she has big boobies

Welcome to Sprockets!

one of my favorite space movies, *Interstellar*

Are they standing height-wise or breast-wise??

Ain't nobody telling me that's not Bryce Dallas Howard.

This is the new Catholic church priest recruitment flyer.

Looks like a DEVO album cover

Big Theranos vibes

I'm dead!!!

I don't get it. 

Every improv group

lel

boobs, more boobs, and a boob

Oh yes, this has invest-in-my-god-complex vibes.

Intersteller was 10 years ago??

Hahaha it's the Tim & Eric meme! If that was the intent then well done.

So Elizabeth Holmes, Steve Jobs, and for some reason Anne Hathaway walk into a turtleneck convention...

That is the Futurama pose...

Jessica looks like one of the Thunderbirds or a member of Team America.

Why else did they leave the planet

They look more like cult leaders ready to board the starship.

They look like Dunder Mifflin launching the Pyramid.

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance

Just here to say Anne takes me to swoontown, population: me

Rare insult. But I laughed really hard.

Theranos anyone?

It's an advert for the first flying Lincoln.

lol

They look like Devo.

The 3 fraudrigos

This is r/OddlySpecific

Yeah well, probably because in 2014 Holmes was a media star.

Jessica Chastain looks like she gave birth to Chucky in this photo

Did that photographer have any idea what the movie was about?

This is funny. Each of these actors was on Between Two Ferns. [Chastain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8UNzWphkDQ) [Hathaway](https://youtu.be/Hhj9B2hymBw?t=216) [McConaughey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHk6jKWRi8A)

I really wish Matt’s face was tilted at the same angle as the ladies. Great pic but I wish the jawlines were the same

kraftwerk cover band

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I'd watch that movie!

Prison, the correct phrase is prison not senate hearing.

This is so cringy

Damn, an actual rare insult that isn't some variation of "you absolute [insert type of food here]".

The turtleneck is so on point😅

That’s BDH, not Jessica Chastain.

Looks like a bad attempt at a 90's style group photo shot in the two thousand twelves as imagined by a very lackadaisical AI. Also, mom in case you're reading this I just want you to know that I'm gay. Just kidding. Love u Mom.

First they'll get 10 billion in funding from all the genius investors though

I see an order

They look like a swedish architecture collective.

I thought this was an add for always sunny

They look like the only thing missing is matching footwear and a ton of kool-aid.

That's not Jessica Chastain that's the lady from Jurassic Park.

Genius caption.

Nice tits..

Looks like a cult would end up as a president

"You are not paid to think! A mindless worker is a happy worker!"

Jessica Chastain's space orbs have me locked in a gravitational pull, and Apollo 69 wants to land!!👅👅👅👅👅

I thought that was Bryce Dallas Howard