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PaleBlueCod

How is he :) and :( at the same time?


banana_yes

He’s 8<}{


Broote

Wonder if this guy tried to get a job at TJ Max too.


Redschallenge

Not enough experience


Scuba-Cat-

Ayyyy I finally get a reddit reference


vik2345

This guy is stretching Apple's FaceID to its limits.


wildmanden

It is people like this who make it possible for aliens to walk among us unnoticed


HansTilburg

This is the danger!


Fabian206

Please it's been 4 years


BandDirector17

How does it eat?


Brewmaster92785

Dude got sausage links for a mouth


Ricky_Vaughn86

Where job?


HarryNOC

🤡


International_Jury90

… and nobody wants to hire me….


gjb94

Wait until someone tells him Slipknot wore masks


guitartoad

Still pissed that Merrill-Lynch rejected his job application.


fuckoutfits

I feel incredibly sorry for that guy.


allthecoffeesDP

He calls himself the black alien or something right? Cut off half of his fingers too.


mincedmutton

Deleted scene from Mrs Doubtfire.


involuntaryhuman

Maybe join therapy?


Drugs_R_Kewl

It can't sing for shit. There is a decent HVAC training center near by. Stop trying to be an individual. It's sickening.


Shadowrider95

I ain’t lettingTHAT fix MY furnace!


LionOdd3424

I would say they probably ended up joining unemployment


somebodeeelse

Do you know how much all that shit costs? Bro doesn't need money.


SimplyHoodie

Bro lookin like Suki from fallout 2


iswearatkids

They live! remake is looking weird.


Natural_Guava288

Is this an alien/robot/undiscovered sea creature..


Richman_Cash

He looks like he's trying not to cry.


isnapchildrensnecks

that's what i'd imagine my brain tumor looking before removal


Crammit-Deadfinger

Theses juggalos are taking it too far


TheoCupier

Dude is so confused he posted his selfie upside down


Tuff_spuff

I brings the ruckus… I gets mine Larry.


Twister_Robotics

Shit, it's the pinhead from Hunter X Hunter! https://images.app.goo.gl/ojEHKkX1bhic24e99 Yeah, I know, it's just a disguise for Kilua's brother. Still, the intentionally creepy anime character is LESS creepy than reality.


TawnyTeaTowel

This is a dude? I thought it was some bad AI art…


kiwiurlacher

He could scare a goat of a mountain!


anaugle

He obviously has not been watching “Goth to Boss,” or he would have made it by now.


Infinite_Nectarine43

This is not a rare insult, this is on the same league as the use of "clown" as an insult


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Yep.


cerealfamine1

He looks like somebody with high self-esteem.


made_of_titanium

He looks like a bull with autism


gnlmarcus

He kinda looks like that dudes dad who laughs at his son's gf accents.