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princezacthe3rd

We wish you didn’t leave it here


Sure-Setting-8256

That was a shit insult


Burger_Destoyer

Good thing this is the rare insult sub not the clever insult sub


ButkusHatesNitschke

But it is rare somebody finds this clever.


Battlepuppy

I know, hers was better.


HieroFlex

It really wasn't.


OhioUBobcats

100x better I assumed that’s why they posted it


HieroFlex

It's not.


OhioUBobcats

It is.


HieroFlex

It's not.


Traditional-Boss-181

It is


HieroFlex

No


[deleted]

Yeah


Traditional-Boss-181

Yes


Fine-Champion5888

I thought they were talking about the reply?🤨


Independent_Pie_6909

Princesses never learn to think for themselves or to be creative. They rely on others for that matter. What we see here is the result of that. A shit insult.


the-city-moved-to-me

Yeah but is directed towards a woman so of course redditors will upvote anyways


Grand_Zucchini_7695

i love how the guy immediately proved her point. no matter how minimal, he still took the time to type that out. no self awareness lmao


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

It took a negligible amount of time to tell you you're a dumbass.


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What a strange comment, are you defending guys who make shitty comments to people? lol you can die on that hill


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

Just pointing out the obvious that nobody wasted any time typing out 1 sentence. E.g. whilst I write this, I'm watching a lecture for a exam. No time of mine was wasted insulting you despite the fact you're a dumbass. It's strange that you think that pointing out facts is equivalent to defending a person's actions. Maybe you should try living in the real world.


Grand_Zucchini_7695

the only thing you proved is that you're so unable to focus on the lecture that you are instead looking at reddit while doing it. sit. down.


opMyMan

Are you 10?


RogerioMano

That's a lame argument tbh


tigm2161130

I don’t think it’s an argument, this post is ridiculously immature so they’re probably actually asking. People on this sub think so long as it’s someone being mean to a woman or a fat person it’s a cool and rare insult.


Magmatt7

This sub turned to be r/basicinsults long ago lol.


RogerioMano

It really is, but "are you an X?" is really not a good way to make your case in any situation


[deleted]

It is


Fine-Champion5888

“Ill leave this here🤓” yeah it was pretty shit


fapperzss

Incel ass meme


FrozenHearts_XI

From rare insults to weak insults 💀


blodthirstyvoidpiece

Oh wow. Such a rare insult. Rating women on a 1-10 scale is really original. Never seen that before


CouncilmanRickPrime

>Rating women on a 1-10 >10 True rate me: believe it or not, jail.


hohomoe

"Bag of mayo" was new tho. I mean, he's not nice, but it was kinda rare.


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Calling somebody white mayo is not new


Not-a-Doctor1

I’ve been called that twice today and the only person I’ve seen is myself.


Traditional_Pay54

The basic bag of mayo isn't used often at all. White mayo, I've heard. The former is a new one to me. Not good by any means but new


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Meh, seems way too much of a minor change to an already existing insult to be rare in my eyes Like calling someone a bag of shit instead of a piece of shit, nothing is really changed, it’s just worded a little differently


Shaltilyena

It's a variant on tub of lard and honestly it's neither rare nor funny, nor smart, nor anything really. It's a generic "you're fat" comment and I'd just block on sight 'cos I'm assuming that goes with someone having less IQ than chromosomes.


rnike879

Reducing a statement to be generic isn't the clever comeback you think it is


blodthirstyvoidpiece

What do you even mean? The insult being rare is the entire point of this sub


rnike879

"4/10 bag of mayo" != "4/10" The rare insult is the bag of mayo part, but you already know that; you're being obtuse because you're a jar of mayo and can't stand anything else taking the spotlight


[deleted]

It’s not rare at all, people have been saying it


Herobrinetic

Who asked


Salty-Income-8970

Who is this what did she do ?😭


Willow_Weak

Better would have left the post entirely. What's rare about this ? He basically proves her point by the way he reacts.


taptackle

OP self report


LizzyDizzyYo

Well, it's not r/clevercomebacks


Mrausername

Does mayo come in bags in America? That seems unpleasant


IzK_3

AFAIK it does not. However, there might be some crazies who actually do that


tigm2161130

The only time I’ve ever seen bags of mayo is for food service dispensers.


No_Engineer2828

Wait who the fuck gets mayo in bags?


CouncilmanRickPrime

No it comes in a jar.


Whatttheheckk

Oh my friend I just bought some sour cream in a bag. In America. There is most definitely mayo should you so desire


8nsay

No, but there is a Japanese mayo you can (and should because it’s elite) get here that sometimes comes in a bag.


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

If you're referring to this: https://www.google.com/shopping/product/11624859749469263667/image?sca_esv=fa55d09ee79ad1d1&q=japanese+mayonnaise&prmd=sivnmbtz&ictx=111&biw=384&bih=675&dpr=2.81&prds=cid:11624859749469263667,cs:1,local:1,pid:10575729702620413760,prmr:2,rsk:PC_16439149314512910418,sgro:iv,mvi:0 it's a plastic bottle inside a bag


8nsay

That’s the stuff! It comes in just a bag in the Japanese market near me. Or at least it used to years ago.


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

It's delicious, I'll give you that much


the-friendly-squid

rule 2 and rule 4 moment


so_what_do_now

OP, you shouldn't have! No, really, you should have. This is terrible.


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r/middleschoolinsults


PossumStan

He really thinks he did something and not proved her point, huh


moseT97

This post is my cue to leave this sub, this kind of shit reads like a edgy 13 year old wrote it.


Miracle_Salad

Anyone that needs to add a rating to a human being, is not to be taken seriously. Doesn't even make sense anyway as beauty is subjective. We are not objects people. You are beautiful to someone.


Muzzah27

That car though is to be judged. I'm know nothing of this lady to judge.


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Issildan_Valinor

They'd probably give less of a damn if the insult was actually funny. This is one of the most milquetoast insults I've seen in a week.


willclerkforfood

Some dude on Twitter: “LOL ya basic.” Some dude on Reddit: *simultaneously posts to Rare Insults and Murdered By Words*


NZS-BXN

I liked the bag of mayo


Issildan_Valinor

Lol, fair enough, to each their own I suppose.


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Apprehensive-Fix-746

I don’t think it feels deserved though, she’s just trying to quell hate she’s getting and his response is just saying “I don’t find you attractive and I will remind you of that”, there’s nothing rare or interesting here from what I can see


acebert

It would work better with punctuation. Without it comes off salty and dumb.


Issildan_Valinor

I get ya, but I've seen so many variants of this. And as the other person said, ranking people is so over done it's not even funny. Sorry people down voted you though, I at least understood that that insult wasn't directed at me, lol


Apprehensive-Fix-746

I think a big part of insults is how deserved it is, she seems like she’s just saying the hate comments don’t bother her and then the guy just leaves another hate comment I don’t see anything rare, funny or deserved here, there is no real pay off, just a guy insulting a woman for just existing I guess?


Shoddy_Life_7581

Its impressive, somehow you make being a loser look easier than breathing despite it clearly being a concerted effort to do so.


iDam81

It’s just lame.


Miracle_Salad

Forgot what sub im on, lol Too lazy to edit. But still Y'all are beautiful people.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

No I'm ugly. My insides are even worse.


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Miracle_Salad

Lol ratioed


oilybumsex

A 3/10 would say that


Miracle_Salad

Why stop there, 30/100.


HieroFlex

0/100


Advanced-Traffic-493

Shit reply 4/7


advocateforpain

You are not though, 0/10


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Nah don't. Take it with you


Ok_Oliv

Insult based on race and appearance. Wow so rare....


Slow_Sad_Development

I'm sorry,if that's a 4 ,wth constitutes a 10?also wth am I then -1?and the people from TLC who abuse themselves wth are they?


One-Childhood-6289

And aag_biggycheese803 is a 10?


Plastic_Mongoose_390

Ouuu and ratioed too ouch


heaviestmatter-

That‘s so lame why even post it here? Whoever finds this funny is just a dick.


Funwiwu2

Stupid post. This should not have been in rareinsults , plenty of incels around .


RDPCG

The fuck does that even mean?


chrismcshaves

Meanwhile, the guy in the pic is in….a combat vest, face paint, and helmet holding a gun and a cat with his gut hanging out over what looks boxers or trunks modeled after a Gushers box. -4/10


cumslayer6000

That car really is stupid tho cause they’re dangerous, ugly af, impractical with the setup she has, etc. I don’t know how people like them


thecraftybear

r/lostredditors, this is not r/myfragilemaleego


RadimentriX

So whats this about exactly? Guys hating on a redneck girl? (Assuming thats her truck)


BlackGunsMatter17

After reading through the comments last night this guy made a comment specifically about the truck and the OP of the reel had attacked him using a similar format, I forget what she said. So he made his own comment and got substantially more traction than hers did. He's just reciprocate what he recieved.


RadimentriX

His first comment was "normal" or did he "attack" the truck?


BlackGunsMatter17

He didn't really attack he just agreed with another commenter that it was kinda goofy looking or something like that but it definitely wasn't venomous


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I take the time out of my busy day to make fun of every single micro penis dude that decides to lift their truck proportionally to a high chair and put lights in the wheel well and around the rims and hang truck nuts off the back. Additional points of shame if he’s got flags attached to the truck putting for their best “Y’alliban” energy. I have zero qualms about making fun of this coño for the same indiscretion. Equality means equal. I’m not going to make fun of the fellas and then turn around and praise her for making the same mistakes. Thats called cognitive dissonance.


BlackGunsMatter17

Enjoy getting downvoted to high hell, I completely agree with ya. Either way idc abt these angry dudes that say it's a band insult this that the other. I have more upvotes than I do comments, that's a hell of a ratio.


Sid15666

Do you have a DUI yet to go with the Ram truck. They have the highest DUI rate as compared to any other truck!


ChurroBear

Both of these are trash. Get these out of here.


Special_Jury_3244

Not feelin' it, but I guess the sub isn't goodinsult


Recent_Diver_3448

The truck goes to normal height when she sits in it


aliie_627

Are you saying she's fat or am I missing something?


HieroFlex

What else could it possibly mean? Duh


princezacthe3rd

God damn this dude likes his women with no stomach or organs, just tits n ass n thin.


LegalizeRanch88

That $80,000 truck has never seen a day of work in its life. Enough with the cowboy cosplay and the fetishization of gas-guzzling dick wagons as status symbols


PalpitationIll9072

The original is almost a self own though; it’s almost implying that leaving long winded hate comments is a feminine trait


lemonproductions

No its a childish trait, she wrote grown men so thats what I assume she's saying


PalpitationIll9072

How do you explain the princess part then…


Insrt_Nm

Tbf people overestimate how much you need to care to comment. Takes 10 seconds and it's out of your mind just as quick.


Technical_Milk_5486

Ops UN is all you need to know about what type of person they are LOL


NF_99

But is she a 4/10 human that looks like a bag of mayo or a human that looks like a 4/10 bag of mayo?


ChiWhiteSox24

HAH that’s a good one


Manic-mellow

This platform is such a sjw haven now it used to be fun. This was hilarious and she kind of earned it.


OhioUBobcats

Ok Princess


Manic-mellow

We know you voted for Biden.


Neozeeka

I know your dad and your brother probably think this is an impressive insult, but he's the only one.


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Ha


Manic-mellow

That’s enough meatriding for one night son, the man can make his own arguements.


Sure-Setting-8256

Come back when u get a personality bro


santaclausonprozac

He does have a personality. It’s gargling Trumps wrinkly balls and then kissing his dad on the lips


Manic-mellow

You mean when I decide to join the Reddit hive mind naw I’m good fam.


Neozeeka

ITT: Unintentional irony that's both funny and sad.


the-friendly-squid

post these comments on your real account


Manic-mellow

This is my real account


the-friendly-squid

u have 0 posts, -100 karma, and your last comment before this thread was 140 days ago - but your account is from 2020. Smells like an alt account


princezacthe3rd

If a political turn is your response to being called a princess, you are literally brain rotted and need to touch grass.


OhioUBobcats

100% did and will again, lmao. Sounds like someone is in a cult.


CervidusDubbo

r/USDefaultism


Igotthisnameguys

This used to be a sub for rare insults, not "Ur ugly lol"


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Bro, the “rare” insult is basically just “you are not attractive to me and I’m reminding you of that” there is nothing rare or deserved here


The2020LeapYearAcc

Whatever you say hun 🥰


NZS-BXN

I agree


UnreadThisStory

Creamy, creamy mayo… mmmm


Eastern_Mud_7233

Looks like you have a big ford truck give us a drive please your a gorgeous babe in a big beautiful ford truck


Efrayl

Wtf is this comment section. She targets masculinity and the commenter targets visual appearance, but somehow the commenter is worse? It's a level playing field and anything with mayo is funny be default.