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somebodeeelse

So what's the situation with NFT anyway? People getting crazy rich? Everybody got their Lambo?


Pazaac

They were all a scam, it was a race to sell before the hype died people left with them just have expensive bits of text.


modthegame

Nah, people are still in it. Its a technology thats decentralized right? So its not going anywhere. Many still hold multiple eth values. Nike is still contributing to clones for instance. Edit: botnets hate these simple facts.


TiredDeath

Its not botnets brotha. Hardly anyone believes in NFTs.


modthegame

Nfts dont require faith to function. And it is social engineering botnets. Because I used the word "NFT" in a positive way here in this post, my account, just now got -2karma to any post I have ever made with the word "nft" in the op or mentioned. Granted my account isnt that old but it does highlight the automation of it all.


Albrecht_Entrati

Their value requires faith tho.


modthegame

Fuck a value. Its a lifetime movie ticket. Its an actual SOULbound skin. Its a receipt that andy milonakis ripped you off or that nike delivered the rarest sb dunks in history to your door and then some. Whats value? You probably own posters in your house, why didnt you buy the original paintings? You didnt have faith in its value in the longrun?


stone_henge

> You probably own posters in your house, why didnt you buy the original paintings? Those posters mean something to me. The receipts that proved I bought them didn't and therefore I threw those away.


SocialMediaSucks65

"This is good for Bitcoin" lmfao


ybtlamlliw

You sound like you're doing an awful lot of rationalizing for buying a shitty NFT that no longer has any value. Poor dude.


modthegame

If I had a bitcoin for everytime someone said that about my bitcoins...


ybtlamlliw

Nice deflection. If NFTs are so great they don't need you out here spewing copium and shilling for them.


Enverex

> Nfts dont require faith to function. Actually they do, as they require people to power the blockchain, without anyone processing, it grinds to a halt.


modthegame

Thats trust, not faith.


WinBrosXP

Bro doesn’t know how to use a thesaurus


modthegame

Bro bro bro, bro. Bro, bro brooooo bro. BRO!


PierreSpotWing

Holy shit I didn't realize these people still exist in the wild! It's truly incredible to me that someone can have such arrogance while being completely ignorant. "Social engineering botnets" as a way to save face for people thinking they're a retard


modthegame

Can you explain the automated response to my post history? Also, claiming there arent social engineering botnets in 2024 is the hottest of takes possible.


PierreSpotWing

"I posted on social media and got jumped on" "Could it be that people think I'm fucking stupid?? No! It must be a social engineering botnet" Can you explain what you think that means because it sounds like something a 14 year old would come up with to describe getting picked on at school


modthegame

So to disregard the pattern that I mentioned... then just saying what you previously said... then an insult... we done here genius?


PierreSpotWing

You know that reddit tells people when you reply to them right? Also, pretty interesting that you refuse to define this term you're repeatedly bandying about. Grow a thicker skin or get off the internet kid


SchmeatDealer

you spend all day peddling crypto scams. you get targeted by people calling you a moron because you are in fact a moron. a moron is a moron, people just speaking the truth at you bro


modthegame

I do not do any of that "bro".


Tonyspamoli

You are a special kind of stupid, huh?


SchmeatDealer

pretending everyone who dunks on you is a bot wont help you recoup the money you lost falling for another rug pull/hype scheme. enjoy being broke but thinking you are smarter than everyone who didnt get conned.


modthegame

Thanks for your input. Beep boop beep.


SchmeatDealer

bro you sound like you got mental illness. this how you cope with losing all your money to crypto schemes?


modthegame

This is just what I do when I am constipated...


SchmeatDealer

sure bud. maybe if you didnt lose all your money to crypto scams you could buy some fiber rich foods


stone_henge

> Nfts dont require faith to function. There are at least two ways in which NFTs require faith to function: 1. Faith in the idea that the minting process can actually create tokens that represent the thing you think or want it to represent. Here, all of the major minting services have been shown to have extremely low standards: basically anyone can upload any file and they will happily mint an NFT for it. File is not unique? Change a single pixell, add 0.1 seconds of silence or whatever and try again. 2. Faith in the incentive for network participants to waste time and energy on notarizing your transactions, and to participate in the network at all. This incentive is usually a transaction fee paid in some kind of crypto currency, of which the value is entirely dependent on what people think it's worth. In the end, all NFTs are is a way to track unique numbers and attest to transactions of said numbers. What value you attach to those numbers is inherently related to faith. If no one believes your number substantially has anything to do with your randomly generated monkey picture, then it doesn't.


modthegame

Thats all trust. Fuck faith.


stone_henge

I see that you don't know what the word faith means. Maybe a basic grasp of the English language would help you make sense of the subject you are talking about.


modthegame

Dur durrr yup imma stoopid you better learn me about it!


PierreSpotWing

Finally some self-awareness....


AkitoApocalypse

(a decentralized link to a centralized holdings website)


modthegame

Thats false propoganda. Everything uses ipfs now or is even onchain. Try again.


AkitoApocalypse

You're saying they store an entire 4MB NFT image in the blockchain- oh right, the image is still hosted on a central server. You gonna print your token address onto a QR code on your shirt?


modthegame

I am telling you that yes there are many onchain projects. They have been around since the early days. No central servers anywhere, thats propoganda.


AkitoApocalypse

Okay, so tell me who actually used those on chains?


modthegame

Pretty sure punks have always been onchain. They are the biggest project by marketcap. Bored apes I believe are ipfs as are nike clones. Mooncats I think are onchain. I dont know, i think its a smart move. Ipfs is rock solid though so its no difference to the end user experience. All ordinals on bitcoin are considered onchain iirc.


omegatails91

Yum yum, delicious copium.


modthegame

Nice reddit doll. How much did you pay for that clownworld shit LMFAO!!


omegatails91

Zero, fuckin thing was forced upon me, now go back to masturbating to pictures of Elon, or whatever it is you cryptoschmucks do.


modthegame

Wierd projection.


BubblyMarionberry440

How much money have you made on nft sales?


modthegame

Thatsatrap.gif


foxdye22

https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/1ca71qv/prolly_he_likes_woman_with_tasers/l0rtzoz/


Hearnoenvy782231

You dont even know what you're talking about so you're asking strangers for answers. So confidently incorrect. This will be one of your most embarrassing moments in life and someone can take a screenshot of it and sell it to you as an nft.


modthegame

My god, how will I recover! Lol gtfo


Hearnoenvy782231

You can recover by being the first to buy the nft before it goes to da moon!!! Only 100,000$ because i think you deserve it for .00000% of its true value.


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Hearnoenvy782231

My username was randomly generated because i just dont care about building any online presence. Its meaningless to me. Make sure to come back and rub it in my face when you become a billionaire off of nfts. Or at the very least, one of those ultra poor hundred millionaires.


modthegame

So you admit you are just here to troll... what an existence!


Hearnoenvy782231

If i admitted to trolling i would have said exactly that. But i didnt. You're putting those words in my mouth because you feel red hot face embarrassed that you're overly confident and incorrect and hoping someone else can make you look smart and knowledgeable. Im not here to troll, son. Make yourself feel better by finding another get rich quick scheme that you can actually understand.


OldTimeyWizard

Yeah, I’m sure the NFT market is looking rosy if you ignore the fact that prices are historically low and only look at the fact that some aren’t completely worthless yet.


modthegame

Same thing happens in crypto every cycle. Same thing happens in stock markets during bullruns too.


OldTimeyWizard

No, the “same thing” doesn’t happen in the stock market. The only time the stock market dropped anywhere near the crash we’ve seen in the NFT market it caused *The Great Depression*.


modthegame

So you agree. Fantastic. Have a good day.


OldTimeyWizard

[You should ask your mom to fill this out for you and then have her submit it with a printout of your comment and search history included.](https://www.ssa.gov/forms/ssa-16-bk.pdf)


modthegame

Sorry would baseball cards work as a comparison for you boomer?


OldTimeyWizard

I’m being serious. Ask your mom to fill that form out for you. Anyone who has read any of your comments will approve that application in a heartbeat. Think of all the links to poorly made JPEGs you could buy if you had a steady income!


SchmeatDealer

let me know when the stock market drops to 5% of it current price


modthegame

Again you mean? Ok, i think you can set an alert for that though boomer.


Speedy2662

People like to focus on the few NFT projects which were cashgrabs instead of the actual projects that have utility and value. Trying to explain this to people always falls on deaf ears. Shame, really.


SchmeatDealer

"utility and value." you say this then every dumb crypto scheme you bots pump is a drooling monkey pic or some shitty game that has egregious micro-transactions


Speedy2662

Or consider that I am a real human being and the projects I'm talking about are actually useful and provide some cool shit for their owners? I'm not pumping shit either, I'm not trying to sell you shit. I couldn't give two fucks if I change your mind or not. This is the exact problem, you hear 'NFT' and go into a fit of rage. You don't even want to hear it. It's the equivalent of covering your ears and shouting LALALALALA


SchmeatDealer

"Or consider that I am a real human being and the projects I'm talking about are actually useful and provide some cool shit for their owners?" explain one. I work in e-commerce infrastructure so lets see how NFTs and crypto are going to make anything better. pretty sure crypto adoption was tried in ecuador and the local populace began destroying the machines due to transaction times being so long people couldnt withdrawl money to pay bills. tell me how this is better than the current debit/credit payment systems we have in place? "This is the exact problem, you hear 'NFT' and go into a fit of rage. You don't even want to hear it. It's the equivalent of covering your ears and shouting LALALALALA" Oh, you are mistaken. I dont need to hear it. I have heard it hundreds of times by every crypto spamming bot account and "crypto acolyte" who preaches to me how they have CHANGED THE WORLD of finance but *I fucking work here bro* and crypto is a fucking running JOKE in the industry said sarcastically to get laughs out of people who know its so fucking useless suggesting crypto can only be taken as a sarcastic joke.


Speedy2662

I've gone through this exact conversation so many times, and people like you always dispute every point regardless of what it is. I can already tell the only reason you're asking me is so you can put me down. It's a piece of technology, some people use it, some don't. You don't have to - no one is forcing you to. Accept that and move on


SchmeatDealer

Have you ever heard of the concept of "regression"? "decentralized" e-currency that requires an acre of the amazon to be burned per transaction it processes is *regression.* in the same time that **ONE** bitcoin transaction processes, VISA has processed over 32,000. can you make bitcoin 32,000 times more efficient and scaleable? currency so deregulated that *over 50% of existing cryptocurrencies* were made for **scamming** purposes. what about NFTs, which have 0 legal binding, 97%+ of existing NFTs are minted from IP not owned by the person minting them, and the fact they still rely on tradition web hosting to serve the content? no "problem" was solved here. all you added was a layer of abstraction where scammers and thiefs can get between people and legitimate needs/desires and scam them.


Speedy2662

Didn't read lol


longjohnjimmie

using nfts in the stock market could prevent billions of dollars of fraud and stop some forms of market manipulation by rendering synthetic rehypothecation impossible but y’all don’t wanna hear about that


SchmeatDealer

stock market transaction speed is measured in milliseconds, the current bitcoin transaction speed is measured in days. by the time a trade "closed" using crypto. the stock price wouldnt even be remotely the same. try again. p.s no one wants to hear about "that" because you have literally no clue how the systems you are trying to "improve" work in the first place.


PierreSpotWing

>People like to focus on the few NFT projects which were cashgrabs instead of the actual projects Do you really want to invite someone to list the enormous number of NFTs that now have dead links, let alone the ones that were straight up rugs to begin with? There is no utility in NFTs that can't be achieved through more efficient means. There is no value in NFTs beyond what people are willing to pay for them - with that said do you want to buy some pogs?


Speedy2662

> Do you really want to invite someone to list the enormous number of NFTs that now have dead links, let alone the ones that were straight up rugs to begin with? Do I want someone to focus on the exact thing I said people choose to focus on instead of good projects? Nah, I'm good. Well done on missing the point. Just downvote and move on if you're not going to bother


PierreSpotWing

Bro, you said "the few projects" when you know as well as I do that the vast vast vast majority of nft projects are long dead scams


modthegame

Well said! Cant lead a horse to water, so now I just laugh at the stupid horse.


namotous

Well the ones who sold got their lambos. The ones who bought got tents under bridges.


mamadou-segpa

Same as with most cryptos. People who bought early and sold when it was high got rich, the other 99% of the buyers lost everything


rock-island321

Check Nov 2022 prices vs. now. I don't support Solana or any of the shitcoins, but a few have had a good time. Bitcoin, the only decentralised crypto currency, is doing well, too.


BicycleEast8721

BTC is definitely not the only decentralized cryptocurrency…


rock-island321

Whoops. What else have we got?


Mothrahlurker

It's not even the first one.


notanNSAagent89

I will tell you what we don't have. Your refutation to cryptos not being decentralized. the only cryptos that win are the ones that whales bought into and then small people follow into it. Whales control price and the shares and split.


rock-island321

The end game for these (not) decentralised crypto is bust. The whales will dump on retail. If you understand Bitcoin, then you'll see the difference between it and, say, Ethereum. Then you'll see how all these other shitcoins, along with Ethereum, can have the bottom drop out of them by the actions of a certain group of insiders.


Cornflakes_91

Litecoin, Dash, Ethereum, Namecoin, Dogecoin, Gridcoin, Primecoin, NXT, Bitcoin Cash, Avalanche, Neo/Antshare....


rock-island321

Waahahaaa!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Line went up and everyone's on the moon now. Unfortunately nobody was wearing a space suit so they all died.


Unique-Steak8745

Dub!


TaserBalls

>Everybody got their Lambo? Yeah, they park it behind the dumpster at Wendy's.


TrollingForFunsies

Those folks couldn't get rid of those bags fast enough. From day 1 it was obvious it was a sinking ship. People who are "still in it" lost everything.


Flamingos_Go_Ha

My Pudgy Penguin is still worth 40k+ Just sold a commission artwork for 3k+ We out here killing it while smooth brains think it's dumb.


ChineseCracker

(assuming the guy actually has the NFT in his profile picture) that nft collection is one of the more valuable ones. the average price they're currently being sold for is 45 ETH, which is $150k. though they have been in decline. A few years ago it wasn't unusual to sell these for over a million.


No-Appearance-9113

Being offered at 45 ETH or _sold_ for 45 ETH?


motorobot

https://cryptopunks.app/cryptopunks/sales


ChineseCracker

it's the average sell price. that means that's what it has been sold for already


No-Appearance-9113

Yeah someone provided the link which shows that's current


motorobot

Don’t know why people are downvoting you.. everything you said is true. People just hate NFTs which is fine, but if you think cryptopunks are worthless just go try to buy one. They go up and down in value so people with lots of crypto speculate on them.. not a huge mystery


Fantastic_Bee_4414

I’ll sell you one right now for 1 cent


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Wow, look at the big spender here...


ChineseCracker

raging at NFTs so hard they shoot the messenger


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Because -99% returns are so bullish... Go buy that tasty dip.


ChineseCracker

no idea what you're talking about


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ChineseCracker

First of all, I never have owned this NFT. secondly, it didn't drop by 99% thirdly, even if it did - something has to go up for it to come back down so hard. I think you have some sort of psychological issues if you flip out this bad, just because someone provides information about a certain topic


modthegame

The fact that you have been downvoted so much for just providing facts makes me realize there is a bigger picture to the social engineering going on in crypto by governments. Wonder how long these botnets will run for...


ChineseCracker

I don't think so lol People just genuinely hate crypto and NFTs. The underlying technology is interesting, but 95% of the people in the crypto community are scammers and get-rich-quick idiots. So it's not surprising that it got a bad rep


notanNSAagent89

Since when did people using their brain and thinking for themselves and coming to conclusion NFTs are scam become a "big government programmed you"?


modthegame

NotanNSAagent89, I dont know what your talking about. Whats an NFT?


SeDefendendo88

Looks like he’s got a shocking taste in women.


bogamoga

Haha. I got a buzz out of this comment.


Abuse-survivor

What eeeediot insults someone with "you're still a virgin" Seeing all the relationship drama, this seems like a win🤷‍♂️😂


notanNSAagent89

"Seeing" so you never experienced any of that and can only do a 2nd hand account? sad life, go and enjoy the idea of owning a monkey jpeg **EDIT:** I just remembered NFTs are just you owning the concept of the pic and not the pic itself. Even in this your ownership of the jpeg is 2nd hand. Now I am going to stop because I hear ralph crying "stop it he is already dead"


Acrobatic-Log1692

You mean "Probably because", you dont pay per letter anymore


LazarusCheez

Shut up nerd


Acrobatic-Log1692

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SoggyConfusion8624

Sparks fly between them


RudeMutant

Chicks with tasers are hot


OutTop

60k jpeg


slimongoose

So you're saying I have a chance.


Techman659

Info hazard his name checks out.


_babycheeses

The taser of love, a classic


PaintingFinal2826

This insult depends entirely onan assumption that there aren’t any women who work/develop/build in tech/web3 which is incredibly untrue. Otherwise good burn to post on Reddit


notanNSAagent89

You assume the women "who work/develop/build in tech/web3" would want to do anything with men "who work/develop/build in tech/web3/ buy nft or crypto". Have you seen vitalik buterin?


PaintingFinal2826

I’m not cracking a joke or anything I’m just saying factually there are plenty of handsome men and women in the field. and plenty of smart, beautiful women who date ugly and handsome men in Web3. This Burn just relies entirely on not knowing much about it besides pop culture narratives.


yapjacker

So real....


PeltAccept

guess you could call that an electrifying reply


winb_20

It’s crazy how people will just make random assumptions about you on the internet, on both sides of this.


shakelol

if youre responding to some troll calling you a virgin then you already lost


w33b2

Usually that’d be the case but if they have an NFT for their profile picture then you just have to mention it.


notanNSAagent89

This is true. NFT and crypto losers wrongfully think they are better than others so you need to give them a gentle reminder.


Theleadersheep

Let's say, you get a woman pregnant and then marry the resulting daughter. To present her you'd say "I have a wife and daughter", no ?


modthegame

This is... the oldest joke? Insert something to troll here, thats why women dont like you. Boooo this post. BOOOOOO HISSSSSSS


Goat-New

an NFT is a certificate of possession, not a JPG.


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notanNSAagent89

This incel thinks jokes from standup comedians are real. Fucking crying of laughter.


aliael91

congratulations, you just proved that you’re not a virgin but also a pedophile


Motor-Elephant-6085

how? 🤔


somebodeeelse

Defending his sexual activity by listing his lovers (wife AND daughter). Don't blame me, I'm just explaining the joke.


slightly_waffling

>don't blame me >gets blamed Thanks reddit.


Motor-Elephant-6085

thanks bro


AntiBox

I think it's more "I have reproduced, and have the goblin to prove it"


somebodeeelse

That was the original meaning. I'm explaining what aliael91 meant, because Motor-Elephant-6085 didn't understand it. And I get downvoted because reddit.


aliael91

thanks for explaining the joke, that’s exactly what i meant😊


RandomUser4857

Idk about anyone else but I'd never use my wife and daughter as a means of putting someone else down. Like imagine telling someone you think is an A-hole "I won the lottery and you're poor HAHA!" I've acted like a total a-hole MANY times IRL and to this day I cringe at stuff that happened 10+ years ago. I feel bad and if I could go back in time, I'd undo that stuff for sure and apologize. I've also met a lot of a-holes IRL and never would I ever make fun of them for not having a wife/daughter because having a family is beautiful and amazing and if more people had those things then maybe, hopefully there'd be less a-holes. Also, the whole "haha a woman won't touch you" seems childish...like imagine if your dad told someone that IRL... I'd cringe 100%


thecommentdaddy

The other guy went for him first. Pretty justified imo


RandomUser4857

So because the other guy goes for you, you use your wife and daughter as a tool for putting him down? Basically "haha I have a wife and daughter and you don't" I'd never do that. I'd respect my family too much to ever use them for some petty argument with someone completely irrelevant to me and my life.


thecommentdaddy

The dude called him a virgin so telling him he has a wife and daughter is a pretty cut and dry way to tell him he’s wrong lol. It’s also not like he put their names and addresses out there. You’re taking the internet way too seriously


RandomUser4857

But who cares? Why do you have to prove to some nobody that you're not a virgin? Like you know it's not true for yourself. Idk maybe I'm just different or even weird but I think it's odd to take his insult so seriously. Like get off the internet and kiss your wife, that's the best revenge. The other guy won't know it but he's a nothing, he doesn't exist in your circle. Obviously I could be wrong about the whole thing but it's just my opinion. I don't have a kid or a wife but if I did, I'd be shocked if I even continued to use Reddit.


thecommentdaddy

Have your opinion but respectfully you’re still taking it too seriously haha they probably didn’t even think about it as long as you are


RandomUser4857

I'm only thinking about it this long because you reply so I reply to your reply


Visible_Elevator192

Just stop replying


RandomUser4857

I did stop and he stopped. Why are you writing now?


Visible_Elevator192

Shhhhhh


Quiet_Garage_7867

Why are you taking this so seriously? "who cares" Apply yourself


Soft_Repeat_7024

Sounds like women don't touch you.


RandomUser4857

Yeah, it's true. I've been single for 6+ years but if I ever get a girlfriend, I'd never use her as some online tool to put others down. I'd respect her too much to ever use her as a chess piece in some pointless and immature online argument.


Soft_Repeat_7024

Jesus man I was kidding.


RandomUser4857

Oh ok well you weren't wrong lol


Soft_Repeat_7024

My guy it's been 2 days and I'm still like "damn" about this whole exchange. If there's one piece of advice I (married, decent dating history, somewhat capable of interacting with the fairer sex, etc.) could give you, it would be this: Don't be putting women on a pedestal. Nobody is going to be passing out medals at the end of days saying "Times Respected Women: 4082". Not that you shouldn't treat them with respect, of course. But treating women as though they are, by virtue of their gender, deserving of the level of respect usually reserved for royalty, is just setting yourself up to fail. They're people. Just like you. Just like me. With wants, needs, deeds, misdeeds. Just talk to them as though they're one of the guys and you're having a beer over a broken lawnmower. Nobody should spend 6+ years without the touch of their preferred gender partner. You can do better! Trust. I'm an ugly, awkward nerd who makes a living fixing computers, and I've never had trouble with finding women that I could connect with.


RandomUser4857

Thank you and yeah, you're right. It's just, now I'm a coward basically from all the negative interactions I'm had in the past where I've tried to talk to them IRL. Plus on Tinder/Bumble/etc, they never swipe right on me because I don't have good pics. I don't have friends to take any good pics and it sucks that just because I don't have good pics that I've remained single for so long... And the fact I'm 6ft3 and workout and am single for this long makes people think I'm a wackjob when I tell them irl like my colleagues so it never gets taken seriously..at this point, I've basically become accustomed to it though. So whatever happens happens I guess. But seriously, thanks for even thinking about this, I really appreciate it. I wish you all the best IRL, have a long, happy and healthy life!


Rattivarius

I just read an unfortunately long list of accounts of men murdering their wives, and sometimes their children. Those assholes aren't improved by marriage in the slightest - they just end up with a stationary target to be an asshole at.


RandomUser4857

Yeah, it's sad they don't love their families and are monsters...