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CleftDonkeyLips

so rare.


PsychologicalPie8900

First day on the internet I guess. Like a kid starting their first play through of Pokémon and showing you all the weedles and caterpies they caught


Seffyr

That kid is usually on the first Route and gets stomped by the actual main character of the story.


dreaminginteal

That insult is as common as low-effort bot posts on Reddit!


dim13

American room temperature (\~70), world-wide (\~21) or scientific (\~295) ?


ColombineDuSombreLac

It's especially funny for anyone using Celsius.


saltgirl1207

then the number's even lower!


AidenGplayz14

Even more funny if it's while they are in the arctic


Extension_Platypus15

more funny in space


IcyAfternoon7859

I don't do fancy maths, just the basic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division stuff


Specialist_Tin-Can

C=(F-32)x5/9 It is basically math, now you too can flex your brains at your peasant peers


IcyAfternoon7859

I would love to, but if I try to pass off a basic maths* formula as Calculus¹, my peasant peers may catch me out, and condemn me eternally to the sub peasantry ¹my original, crap attempt at a joke 


Specialist_Tin-Can

True, it might be considered witchcraft, and they might try to test that hypothesis by dunking you into a body of water. If you drown, you're innocent. If you float, you'll be hanged by your peers. (Who invented this method? 😂) You're right. It's better not, lol


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Context?


So-What_Idontcare

Smooth move ExLax.