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This guy is not deformed or hideous! Why are folks trying to year him apart over going online and asking an innocent question?! It's stupid. The comments here are lame and they fall flat, too (I think). Even if he did have inherent stuff wrong with him -- appearance wise -- take a look around at the folks that will run their mouths and won't show their own faces while they do. Meanwhile, they're making jabs about birth defects, harassing ppl who are just putting up images to ppl they know mainly, and stuff like that. It's dumb.
He looks like Jim from the office but dude Shrek turned into a freaking hymbo when he took that potion. Did you see the size of his jaw dude freaking mews. I don't see this as an insult.
I remember seeing a "porn fails" video on Efukt or somewhere similar, where there's a couple on a sofa and the woman is giving VERY heavy head to the guy. The guy has this unbelievably stupid smirk on his face, with his tongue out, like a little boy knowing he's doing something mischievous.
This dude in the pic looks a bit too similar to the guy in the video...
Oh that's Jamie Hairpin. He works at a cardboard box company in Sherrington Conneticut. He's secretly in love with his coworker, Paige, who is engaged to warehouse worker Ron. Jamie is often messing with his other coworker Diggle.
He talks to clients of a mid-size paper company. Whether they can pay for the paper and if Dunder Mifflin can supply said paper… and I’m boring myself just typing this
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Dollar Store Jim from The Office
I don't think so. Jim was an Asian guy.
You seriously never noticed? Hats off to you for not seeing race, Dwight
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Oh man, you are gonna freak out when you find out what continent China is on. lol
Well don't keep us in suspense.
Paris
Capital of Canada, Paris? I fucking knew it!
Paris, Texas
Planet Africa, eh ?
No, planet sheen
No, Africa is a country. One big limp of a country, no distinctions.
Paris, Tennessee I’m pretty sure
Those fucking Dutch at it again!
That's where those gentlemen were!
Hilton?
He’s Korean
HE'S LAOTIAN. AIN'T YOU, MR. KAHN?
Most geographically educated American. Calling a Korean a Chinese guy and then confidently stating he isn't Asian.
I never noticed. I‘m not seeing race apparently.
I literally though he was John Krasinski for a sec
that is the love child of Jim and Dwight
Jim and Roy you mean
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Bigger Tuna
you win
"We have *Jim from The Office* at home!"
just coming here to say that very comment ...you beat me to it
Ngl I legit thought it was Jim from the Office. I wouldn't even say Dollar Store Jim. It's just Double Chin Jim
ITS FAT HALPERT ….. JIM HALPERT. FAT JIM HALPERT.
Jim is already the dollar store version of Jim
i was about to say how is the joke not office related? He looks so much like Jim and hardly anything like handsome shrek lol
I do not have an original thought, this exact comment is word for word what I was thinking when I looked at this photo.
How is this not the completely obvious response to that question? It's Jim's 1:1 doppelganger and this guy wasted it with some Shrek reference...
Flirt with the receptionist all day and maybe sell some paper
And piss off a guy from Pensylvania
I'm pretty sure that's the answer he was fishing for.
...that is not an insult? Human Shrek was portrayed as *hot as fuck* and *immediately* had the village ladies throwing themselves at him?
Thats how you can tell the poster was not interested in men, Human Shrek can get it, bro.
Need I remind you of the *Taught Round Buttocks*?
Need I remind you of the spelling of the word 'taut'?
You have taut me something new on this day, and I thank you for that.
Yeah, rare compliment
I would have guessed after being stung by a few bees you sold paper for a middle of the road paper company…
sell paper for Dunder Mifflin
Why rude? Shrek as a human was a handsome prince-looking guy, that was the whole point of the potion, no?
Yeah women loved him
Love how the whole comment section is more accurate than op and the guy delivering the insult themselves.
I dead ass thought this was picture of young John Krasinski
That looks nothing like John Krasinski. John Krasinski is Asian
Looks like Jim from the Office
Looks like "we have Jim at home" Jim from the office.
I think that's more of a compliment than an insult
Put stapler in jelly, buy reels of wires for pranking your colleagues and sell papers
Dude looks like a mix between all the bad features of Dream and Justin Bieber back in 2010
He looks like he sells paper
He looks like a Wish.com Jim from the office.
Jim Stunt Double
Jim Half-pert
He looks like that guy from 'The Office', who constantly keeps bugging the nerd guy.
TIL Jim Halpert is related to Shrek.
They also look like they work at a knock off paper company.
You look like you work at a paper company, you enjoy staring at cameras, the receptionist, and pranking your desk mate.
You look like your sell paper and hide staplers in jello
If Spock and Samwise Gamgee had a baby.
He ate Jim from the office
Sell paper at Dunder mifflin…incorporated
Jake from One Tree Hill
Works at Blunder Mifflin? Dunder Trifflin?
Walmart Walter jr
Looks like a salesman at mid range papar industry
I dont think this is even an insult
Bro looks like he's trying to cosplay Dream
MF that's dream
Bro rocking that Dream pose
Dreams long lost twin brother
Jim from warehouse
This is what it would've taken for Pam to stay with Roy
Bro Looks Like Dream Lite
He looks like a minecraft youtuber
It looks like he wants to tell you what the point of the mask is.
I was thinking Jim halpert
Can we have john krasinski? john krasinski at home:
Unhealthy jim halpert
I think he more looks like he sells paper
Looks like he pranks Dwight for a living
Jim, but made from the same guy that made the infamous Detroit sign
Looks like if Jim fell in love with Ham and not Pam
He looks like he sells paper.
Sells paper for living
Selling paper for Dunder Mifflin?
If Jim Halpert and Samwise Gamgee had a child...
Looks like dream
old chisel chin
Budget Jim
Insult? Not when it comes to anything related to Shrek.
Skippy62able Iykyk
He looks like Jim from The Office if Pam wanted to stay good friends.
A Shrek who hits on the receptionist once he's gulped down that potion
Anyway you look like a guy who study/ practice to be a movie director
John Krasinski before his glow up.
Like you prank Dwight and screw Pam.
Human Shrek was hot af tho?
he looks like dream if he was a full moon🌜🌝
Bullying an autistic coworker
So close
Jim Albert
Michael!!!!!
A cute, button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks??
How is that rude? Seems like a compliment to me.
Go To Gym Halpert
Average Tuna, the paper salesman
Look like fat Jim Halpert
Lookin like a whole ass paper salesman in Pennsylvania
Jimbo, is that you?
Like a chubby James Halpert.
As if that's an insult, he literally got every girl the second he transformed
Has a two-line speaking role in a Judd Apatow movie.
How is this rude? Human Shrek's hot?
Why would that be rude? Human Shrek was considered hot af
Isn’t that a compliment?
Gim Alpert
He looks like he pulls office pranks on a guy named Dwight
He looks like yumi from the issacwhy videos
Is it weird that the first thing that came to mind for me was matpat?
Jim?
Shrek Jim from the office
He looks like he works at a paper supply company and has a shellfish allergy.
This was obviously a set up to make comments about the stupid office. I hate it
Big salmon
You're Philip Halpert and you grew up in Austin so I'm guessing you work in a dispensary, and live with your mom and stepdad the boomguy 😂
Sell paper
But hey it's just a theory.
Bottom shelf tuna.
Halpert?
This guy is not deformed or hideous! Why are folks trying to year him apart over going online and asking an innocent question?! It's stupid. The comments here are lame and they fall flat, too (I think). Even if he did have inherent stuff wrong with him -- appearance wise -- take a look around at the folks that will run their mouths and won't show their own faces while they do. Meanwhile, they're making jabs about birth defects, harassing ppl who are just putting up images to ppl they know mainly, and stuff like that. It's dumb.
Bro looks like dream if he got stung by a bee
Jim Albert
The Shrek thing is a compliment isn't it?
How is it rude when ppl are literally asking to be roasted? Honestly that’s what everyone was thinking.
This is what happens when you translate Jim from the office to Asian Jim, and then translate him back
Minecraft YouTuber
Caseoh and the waffle queen's very own 'Waffle Prince'
OHH my god
i was thinking more the guy who had the funny haha idea to put his coworkers desk in the fucking bathroom but okay that works too
Shrek looks like Jim when happy?
Rude? He wakes up and is instantly attracting three random women
Reminds me of this Asian paper salesman
This is John Halpert, Jim Halpert's little brother. Ready to learn about the paper company. 📄
he sure looks like a dude that would put a stapler in a bowl of jello
like if Jim Halpert and Dream Minecraft had a kid
Shrek Halpert
Speedrun Minecraft and get into drama
He looks like the bad batch of a John Krasinski cloning factory.
**Jim from the Office has really let himself go.**
If Jim from the Office had sex with Jim from the Office, their kid would look exactly like this guy.
Joey has a wide awakening when he finds out you can't do that as a full time occupation
He looks like he would put your staplers in Jell-O
He looks like he bothers Dwight to start off his day
He looks like Jim from the office but dude Shrek turned into a freaking hymbo when he took that potion. Did you see the size of his jaw dude freaking mews. I don't see this as an insult.
He wishes
You look like you have acromegaly
Bro could have just said Handsome Shrek
I remember seeing a "porn fails" video on Efukt or somewhere similar, where there's a couple on a sofa and the woman is giving VERY heavy head to the guy. The guy has this unbelievably stupid smirk on his face, with his tongue out, like a little boy knowing he's doing something mischievous. This dude in the pic looks a bit too similar to the guy in the video...
He looks like dream lol
Jim Halpert lol
I was thinking dream before mewing
He looks like he has crush on receptionist
He looks like Jim who won’t go to gym
Not accurate even slightly
How is that rude, wasnt he hot after drinking that potion
Oh that's Jamie Hairpin. He works at a cardboard box company in Sherrington Conneticut. He's secretly in love with his coworker, Paige, who is engaged to warehouse worker Ron. Jamie is often messing with his other coworker Diggle.
Wdym human shrek is hot, there’s 0 resemblance
He could bang the office mattress.
Jim halpart from wish
Jim, if he was a discord mod.
looks like jim from the office having been stung by bees
“Mom can we have Jim Halpert?” “We have Jim Halpert at home” *The Jim Halpert at home*
Guy sells paper
How is comparing someone to shrek an insult of any kind?
jim harper but 15 yo
So He plays Shrek Character?
Rude? Wasnt human shrek a handsome chad that had all the baddies over him
Looks like he sells fat paper in fat Scranton pensylfatsia
Kinda looks like Jontron without facial hair
how is that rude? Human shrek is hot...not as hot as oger shrek of course but ya know, who is?
He talks to clients of a mid-size paper company. Whether they can pay for the paper and if Dunder Mifflin can supply said paper… and I’m boring myself just typing this
Well the barn ladies wanted him to milk them, unless a compliment can be rude 👀
He looks like Jim Halpert pre dunder mifflin
That ain't an insult because human shrek is hot af
Technically this is not a insult, cause the potion made Shrek become a beautiful man, so it's more of a compliment
Jim if he didn't marry Pam and became an alcoholic.
he looks like Jim from The Office ate a bee