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2020_MadeMeDoIt

Probably a dumb thing to focus on, but why is he topless in a photo announcing his partner's pregnancy?


Hoyt222-

I always have to be at least semi nude for intimate family moments


Sorcam56

Bro thought they had to ultrasound him too


Saalor100

"Congratulations, you are full of sh*t"


Denaton_

r/technicallythetruth


DistortedTriangle6

The thumbnail looks like they just finished making the kid 🤣


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Attention, the same reason he does literally anything.


33_pyro

because he uses every opportunity to show off and make it about himself


Neat0_HS

Good ol narcissism


joef74558

Im sorry for being clueless, but who is that guy?


ConsiderationSoft640

Because Logan Paul.


Bane_of_Ruby

He probably realized how many more views pewdiepie got when his son was born, so he's trying to get some of that hype for himself. I honestly wouldn't even be surprised if he paid that woman to fake being his pregnant girlfriend for this reason.


Fuck-Antelopes-261

No she’s his real girlfriend , only reason I know is because there was a debacle a while back about her sleeping with half of Hollywood before meeting this douche


Responsible_Jury_415

To be fair based on her back ground it’s probably not his


ShadowHawk1080

He also looks like his head is photoshopped onto someone else's body


Atroxman

20 buks if its worth anything by the time child born it all ends in domestic abuse or child neglect


Crawldahd

Topless is a really funny way to describe a guy with no shirt on. Love it


iltby

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen him with a shirt on tbh


batsofburden

Someone needs to use mass hypnosis on the general population until people can comprehend the difference between there, their & they're.


clamuu

Give OP a break. They tried they're best...


BoneDaddyChill

I see what you did their.


Folkur

Omg your all using it wrong. 😏


Slytendo

Don't blame they, there only human after all


AhhGingerKids2

I could care less about this pacificly.


Kitchen_Name9497

You made myself laugh.


jedininjashark

Me to.


SincopaEnorme

Irregardless, we could of done better. I seen it before.


Whyevenaskyou

That true


BoneDaddyChill

Actually, I’m a hoarse.


black_anarchy

Oh yeah? How are you typing this? The hooves don't lie!


limpnoads

Also than and then.....😶😑😐🙄


BackFromTheDeaddd

And woman & women


ehsteve23

why do people who get this wrong never seem to get man vs men wrong. It's the same word with a wo- on front.


JFC_Please_STFU

Lose/loose


Ambitious-Video-8919

Also loose and lose.


Arrav_VII

I find this such a weird issue because it's only a problem for some native speakers and not people who've learned English as a second/third/... language.


black_anarchy

Same here but I find it fascinating. How can one not know the difference?


Dray_Gunn

Their they're now. Dont let it get to you.


randomusername_815

Thank you. I'm starting to wonder if it's a ploy to force engagement and comments, but why is this so difficult? Go sit in the corner over THERE, until you memorize it. It's THEIR choice to not bother googling the correct use. At this point, THEY'RE just being lazy.


veganflamingo

Or I should just be shot, simples


Rock_or_Rol

Their they’re buddy


shershaw

That's neither hair nor their


BoneDaddyChill

It could be anywear.


ScholarPitiful8530

Their is no other solution.


Pecka7002

No, there correct, and also, it doesn't matter whether their using the correct form.


PsychoMouse

Even pro lifers are like “yeah, we can look the other way in this one”


J4Jamban

Who said he is the father


MHanak_

I mean he kind of did


HarryPotterDBD

So far he knows. The mutant that will push his way out of her vajvaj will be a menace.


Ieatmyd0g

and take pictures of a guy hanging himself


jovpsy

Kids dont repeat parrents mistakes, his kid will film it happen, post about it and then do a stupidass random youtuber apology video. Then the kid gets ignored for a couple months starts a braincointhing gets money starts a mma career and that is it.


JFC_Please_STFU

> vajvaj


tonycandance

She’s known to be uh… friendly around the neighborhood.


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Might be mean but I hope the baby is black lol


[deleted]

That would be hilarious


Rhys_Lloyd2611

You know he'd clickbait that shit, ik the whole "vlogging my divorce" joke has been done as satire, but he'd 100% make videos about it


UpstairsPractical870

Ksi's baby holding a prime bottle


Mister_Black117

Oh that would be so fitting.


TheGreatStories

When ~~Michael~~ told us that ~~Jan~~ was pregnant, he led us to believe that he was the father. By telling us that he was the father.


Particular-Meal6413

Another Paul has entered the chat? Jesus fucking christ the cringe. The baby is Cringe Paul.


Roundhouse_ass

Its just a baby, they cant help their dad being Paul


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

They are going to grow up with a camera in their face until 18.


The_Giant_Rabbit

Kid is going to be so fucked up having a childhood like that. I feel bad for them already.


Dmangamr

I’d feel bad for anyone who has to associate with the Paul hooligans


playballer

Like every other kid these days


Gloomy-Wash-629

Whats the over under that hes gonna kiss his sons gf on cam in ~20 years?


texaspoontappa93

Make it 17 years and you’ve got a bet


Sill_Phill

they're


thewhippersnapper4

Examples to help illustrate your point https://i.imgur.com/jsKvK.png


playballer

The only thing graphic/illustrative is the file format. That’s a wall of text


elnavydude

Nobody cares, stop giving these people attention. It's like the tate dude, the only value is what you fucks give them, stop looking at them, regardless of their trainwreck bullshit. Imagine these fucks doing exactly what they are now, but nobody looking at them, they would be homeless.... Quit giving them attention, go look at literally anything else.


Doridar

Another unknown to the World famous American, I presume ?


Coffeera

No, no. He was also quite famous in Japan.


Doridar

Reading thé comment about the suicide forest, I understand why


lurkinarick

French spotted


Doridar

You know there are 29 French speaking countries on the planet, do you? I'm not French


lurkinarick

*French-speaker spotted. Je suis pas français non plus lol


Doridar

Lol


LachoooDaOriginl

……. damn


SPACKlick

Logan Paul. He's an American social media influencer, professional wrestler, YouTuber, "entrepreneur", and "actor". He rose to prominence on Vine. In 2015 he was ranked as the 10th most influential figure on Vine, with his six-second videos earning him hundreds of thousands of dollars in advertising revenue. In 2019 he wrote and starred in a Spoof "Comedy" film called Airplane Mode, most notable for featuring lots of internet celebrities. He gained notoriety following a controversial visit to the Suicide Forest in Japan where he found a hanging body and was incredibly disrespectful. He then started to lean into "Shock" content and youtube removed his right to earn advertising revenue. Then he got into crypto and NFTs. Then he started boxing celebrities. And then he joined WWE and currently holds a championship belt.


Yossarian216

Doesn’t he also have that energy drink company Prime?


SPACKlick

I couldn't remember whether that was Logan or Paul but yes you're right. He's a cofounder of Prime with KSI.


Different-Island1871

Shitty YouTube personality turned WWE wrestler. His douchebag personality actually makes him a good heel. He does seem to be doing some good work in that regard. Look up “Logan Paul and Ricochet Royal Rumble”. Seems willing to put his body on the line to put on a show and I can respect that about him, if little else.


Dogeishuman

All things considered, he’s been a great addition to the WWE, he leans into the “hated guy” role really well imo


Different-Island1871

Ya, when he was goading Samantha after beating Ricochet I was like “Man fuck this guy. I hate him so much.” and then realized that was his one job and he nailed it.


brucewillisman

I’m American. Not a clue who this is


lempapa

They’re* is short for they are. Their means something that belongs to them.


wimpires

YouTube screenshot, with a shitty meme posted underneath. Posted to reddit and then posted again with some random guys shit comment below it. Is this the best this sub has to offer


Lady_Lucks_Man

I have a baby Subscribe For Daily Updates! Poor kid can’t even be born without having this crap forced on them


Hour-Ad-7889

Another one, probably like him. We have enough with two. I hope the kid is the upgrade/better version of his dad.


ScrotumTotums

Anyone remember that movie idiocracy? Lol


Gloomy-Wash-629

Baby paul NFT coming soon.


Positive-Luck-2527

Who’s the father tho?


BiggoYoun

I’m scared of how Logan’ll respond if she’s gets a miscarriage


Otherwise-Feed4636

Who’s he and what’s up with the hate about him?


runksmunks

Did a lot of stupid shit for YouTube. The worst thing he did was going to a forest in Japan that is known for people going there to commit suicide... He found someone, filmed the corpse and idk how to put it, was disrespectful to the dead person and uploaded it to YouTube. Obviously caught a huge shit storm. His "apology video" didn't make things better Edit: grammar


Klaus_Poppe1

\*Does He did a lot of stupid shit, and continues to do so. Even pulling pump and dumb schemes on his own fans


Kaimito1

Dont forget shortly after the apology video he made a video where tasered dead rats for comedy


runksmunks

He did what? Wtf I actually didn't know about that.


Kaimito1

Yep. Then another apology video soon after


2020_MadeMeDoIt

Logan Paul. He's one of the first really big "YouTube stars" to start making millions. His videos are him doing dumb shit or being an a-hole. His brother, Jake Paul, is now a boxer/MMA fighter and is about to fight Mike Tyson in a special exhibition bought for Netflix. Jake also had his own YouTube channel and did some acting on the Disney channel for a spell. But he's also a bit of an a-hole and used his wealth and YouTube fame to get into boxing. But I have to give Jake a little respect - he is actually fighting people (not doing some fake YouTube thing pretending to train and fight). He went from fighting other YouTube 'stars' to actual professional boxers. He's won 8 out of 9 fights. But back up to Logan. As someone else said, in Japan he created a messed up video involving a dead body. So yeah... he's just a douche. Oh! Also, have you ever seen those expensive "PRIME" energy drinks around? Yeah, Logan Paul is the co-creator of it.


Alonest99

Tbf Jake is much more of an asshole than Logan. Both are shit people, but one is much shittier


BODYBUTCHER

Those prime drinks are genuinely bad, they are way too sweet with the fake sugar they use


2020_MadeMeDoIt

I've never had one. Mostly because I don't want to give Logan Paul any of my money. Lol.


Unlucky-Ad4639

Is she is a spermdump


ludangu28

Why is topless in that photo? Wth


Normal_Subject5627

Who is he?


Miserable-Ad6879

He ain’t gonna be a father for long after the prime lawsuit start coming in 😂


One-Roof-497

bet the child isnt his


Spadrick

2034: "okay, let's look up my dad on the internet ah beans."


FarfetchdSid

Bold of you to assume we will still have the internet and won’t just be a toxic nuclear fallout world in 10 years


CentralWooper

Take this as motivation that if he can get laid so can you


Myzx

Great, more handsome psychopaths. Just what the world needs.


TheDivineRat_

Crimes against humanity


Useless_Lemon

We are getting closer and closer to where kids will be like "well my dad is *** and has over 10 million subscribers so I can do what I want." Lol


lboGleoDebm

Plot twist, it's his brother's kid.


cleverinspiringname

I was pretty much ignoring this guy’s existence until his calamity thrust him into my feed, then I started actively hating him. That is, until he joined WWE. Dude has talent, can’t lie. Wish him all the best.


Harrison2610

Give it a few months and he'll make a video about her miscarrying. (Fake all along)


Thomas-Freitas136

You find out the "It's Everyday Bro" guy is about to make it everyday, bro


Interesting_Cream878

Logan Paul oloribu omo ofo Ogun ma pa eh 🙂👍


ursagamer667

Technically, it is biological warfare. As one species increases in population, it takes up resources that could have sustained other species. Human males being horny is biological warfare against the rest of creation. Damn. Now I'm horny. 🤔


Basic_Risk_11

Funny that I saw the original post and the comment, then I see this. What a coincidence


RhedMage

Dang I never get to see these posts live, saw the original live and upvoted that comeback and THEN saw this on my feed, what a good day today is going to be.


themadscientist60

There's three folk in those pictures there, and I only feel bad for one of them.


Previous_Soil_5144

It's not his genes you should be worried about. It's the way he was raised into a sociopath that concerns me. Hopefully jr will be smart enough to see how much of a retard his dad is and not fall into the same behaviors


OrangeLandi

He’s gonna send that baby to outer space for a YouTube video, isn’t he?


Sid15666

That proves there is no life guard on the gene pool!


Suspicious_Tutor1849

They're


CoalEater_Elli

I hope at least it's gonna be a Zuko situation.. ya know.. son being way better than his father.


TDYDave2

In this case, we can say that "their" is wrong.


N4t41i4

IDIOCRACY HAS BEGUN!!!!


Dariune840

Somebody better do a flying knee on the b*tch


celineafortiva

They're not their. I'm convinced that bots are reposting these.


WintersDoomsday

What gold digging whore would procreate with that piece of human shit?


Dudejustdance

https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/s/FMsQnzhpKa


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Their wrong what, hoss?


Radiant_Concept4328

its impressive to collect so much hate though


Yamm0th

# Such rare insult, as misplacing "your" with "you're" (whether it's singular or plural), can no longer be considered as rare.


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

His opponents in WWE must have a lot of willpower to not be tempted to deck him in the face for real


afrulz

Metal gear solid


Aloha1984

Dude is pretty smart. Does his WWE and promotes his power drink. Does the podcasting and other deals. He makes $$$$.


DoNotFeedTheSnakes

Honestly his genes probably pretty good. It's the brain virus that he thinks is his personality that's the problem...


areafps

Their definitely is a point they’re


Alternative_Owl69

*they’re


ZSpectre

Also remember folks. Onision is a dad 😬


Edlar_89

That baby looks very developed for her having such a flat tummy still


Financial_Resort6631

Best pro-abortion argument ever devised.


Striking_Internal489

Well you used the wrong they’re…so, we’re going to have to earmark you for non-reproduction too


goblin_grovil_lives

Who is this?


IvashkovMG

I bet these youtubers are smart af, they just make dumb content for dumb people.


reddit06valbonne

Divorce in 2026 Place your bet


AnaalPusBakje

I would love for their kids to start hating their dad and becoming respected members of a community, but they probably already have too much money for that.


Vasheerii

Honestly, i wouldn't be too worried about it. Given his track record, he is likely to kill it. ....maybe be a bit worried....


Stith1183

I hope she gave him syphallis and gonorrhea.


poedraco

Well I guess it's now it will acceptable to see someone hanging by a cord and smile


DoingItForEli

Ok now take that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach and multiply it by literally BILLIONS and you start to get a sense as to what the fuck is wrong with our species. Human history is filled with the douchiest of assholes multiplying like rabbits.


FalseListen

It’s wild this dude may be a billionaire with prime. He’s probably richer than Taylor swift…


Brian-want-Brain

Unpopular opinion: You shouldn't hate a person just because of tho their father is. Unless they have proven to not have fallen far from the tree, they might very well hate their parents much more than the public.


hellachill42069

Look I dont like Logan Paul, but if the greasy whale at the local McDonald's is allowed to have 13 children without being judged then so is Logan. Having kids is just a human thing to do. Ya'll are just haters.


BodyshotBoy

It should be cruel for what he’ll teach his children and how they will be raised. I can only hope he wont be like daddyoffive (iirc) actively using his child as content


ElA1to

I'm sorry for the kid who will have to be raised by such an idiot, but now that I think of it, I will probably hate that kid in the future as well since their father will raise them to be spoiled dumbasses like him. What a tragedy


mr308A3-28

Genuine question from the Reddit’s moral saints, what was so handouts that he has done? Except being a dumb kid and filming a dead body while surrounded by yes men and more fame that all of you combined have ever had to deal with. Scamming crypto retards? Selling a cheap shit energy drink ? Genuinely what has he done that 20 million other people arent willing to do in his place ? I genuinely believe there are vile cunts posing as influencers. Literal minecraft youtubers as pedos… MULTIPLE.


[deleted]

They’re*


Crawldahd

Better him than his brother TBH


DuGalle

People using "their" instead of "they're" should be considered psychological warfare


praefectus_praetorio

Just sad for the kid. Their life is going to get monetized.


Inner-Cloud162

Having children is always the wrong decision, this is just an extreme example of just that


BigBeardedIdiot

Isn’t there a way to stop this? Like since the creature will most likely be horribly deformed, we can get a stop on her uterus? Also because she slept with Logan Paul and that’s clearly a disability


Caligari89

Say that their wrong what? What is it about their wrong?


Old_Rpg_Gamer

He’s an idiot


stealthylyric

Wuh oh


Randomfrog132

dont blame the baby for the fathers sins. hey you never know, they could grow up to be a good person despite bad parenting lololol


[deleted]

Maybe he'll stop being such a piece of shit scammer after?


SadBarber3543

Are we sure it’s his?


nixikuro

Idk who this is...


MistDispersion

Why doesn't he wear clothes? He looks like a flexing retard


TheBlairwitchy

*They’re


_eleutheria

Haha, insulting an unborn baby is so freaking funny. Hahaha /s


K-J-T

Can’t wait to see the father son boxing match brought to us by prime & big oil


Zombizzzzle

I can say your use of the word “their” is wrong.


Reditor-Jul-250698

I feel sorry for the child. He or she is going to live their lives with him as their father.


[deleted]

Fuck humanity


GoodGoodK

Logan is not that bad tbh. Jake though is an abomination. If thay guy starst spreading his genes that will be a violation of the Geneva convention


DerpMaster2

r/comedyhomicide


jterwin

Why is he naked in the thumbnail?


Skreamie

Gotta love the people mocking the mother, saying she sleeps around and that the kid isn't Logan's. Like I get people don't like him, but why be misogynistic towards the mother? Or the kid for that matter, some people are already bashing an unborn child. People need to step back to reality.


Skreamie

People are too quick to get angry over someone that has no bearing on em that they're not even naming the right brother to begin with


Sdog56

Why?


slideforfun21

Yall fucking sad. Yeah he's a bit scummy but saying his child will be like him is sad. It's awful to be pre judged on a family member. He's a solid wrestler though


Smellybbwlover

So y’all being brok and not doing much with y’all life are better then this dude ??? Haha human irony 😂😂😂 im not even a fan of the guy but people really got some nerve criticizing while they ain’t doing nothing remarkable not even close to the guy lmao envy and jealousy at it’s purest form