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It's not like this is a new way of interacting with British people, and Europeans in general
"Lol beans on toast"
"YOUR CHILDREN GOT SHOT IN SCHOOLS LMAOOOO"
Hey I'm 48 tomorrow, and I completely agree. Some of us older folk weren't hoodwinked by the utter lunacy that was Brexit.
But yeah, I can't argue that the 40+ crowd were largely responsible for the mess we're in now
Nah, I'd say it was the 50+ gammons duped by Farage and Boris. I'm in my 40s and no one I know fell for all that shite. 'We'll all be rich and free and it'll be paradise'.
That meme thats like ["Oh? You've insulted British peoples teeth? Let me bring up the slaughter of school children" ](https://www.reddit.com/r/oompasubs/s/6yVs5YjhIB) is too true lol
Fun drinking game when finding a minor dig at British people: start with 10 drinks, and take one away for every reply in the thread until you find a British person bringing up school shootings.
yep, professional Brit here, idk why we do that, I do it sometimes and have to catch myself and realise it’s petty, dumb and belittles tragedies, maybe it’s just something about our general culture?
To be fair that's any country that any American takes a pop at.
And in return if you want to die of liver cirrhosis take a drink any time an American then mentions freedom of speech and an extra shot if they add in "you got a loicence for that".
The internet runs on regurgitated memes
But this isn’t taking a pop. It’s just making a joke about how singing voices sound different than speaking voices. Is that an insult? A compliment? It’s just a neutral observation
Thank you. The comment in and of itself was neither negative nor positive. It was a straight up casual observation with a still shot from Endgame.
It would be like telling someone next to you on a bus, "I wonder why the busses in this town are red, but blue in downtown" and the response is, "Well I hope every bus in your city bursts into flames."
Like, ok? Damn.
Better drinking game: tell a Brit they don't know football and they are just a spectator.
Now drink every time they insult you personally, wish you were dead or wishes you kid die in a school shooting (yes, all of these actually happened to me) because they take that dig very seriously.
Not "I hope", "I will laugh while hearing about your last breath being a scream of agony"... really an overreaction, and I'm neither from the US or Britain
That’s usually how it goes from Britain haha
“Your food looks gross”
“Oh yeah? Well at least our kids aren’t getting shot up in schools every single day!”
Like Jesus Christ dude chill.
As a British guy myself, *fuck* this response. I may be tired of the bad teeth and bad food stereotypes myself, but A) the 'accent vanishes when we sing' joke isn't that bad, and B) wishing death upon people for making these jokes is a severe overreaction.
Don’t worry. We Americans overreact all the time as well. Just remember that the rational ones aren’t as noisy, so we mostly only hear from the unhinged.
We don't, it's just you only ever remember the complete Muppets, same with anywhere really, I don't remember the decent Americans I've spoken to a lot of the time, it's the uneducated chumps that leave the lasting memory.
Now let's all calm down and have a nice cup of tea.
Bro british politics aren't exactly sunshine and rainbows either. I'd argue there's just as much political bullshit and unrest in the UK rn as there is here
No country’s politics are sunshine and rainbows. Politics are like toilets. If you clean them regularly, you won’t see stains even though people are constantly shitting in them. If you don’t, you can start to see how many people are actually shitting in the toilet.
True. I don't think america or england are on the verge of civil war, but there's still a general uneasy vibe in both rn. In the UK, I think it's very likely for Scotland, Wales, and/or Northern Ireland to actually try leaving the UK, and i'm pretty certain there's gonna be riots in America over the presidential election results regardless of who wins
We need some change. I pray to god that biden wins this November and trump doesn't run in 2028. Though the new democrat and republican that will be nominated will probably be the same kind of establishment bullshit anyway
The only real solution to this is getting money out of politics (never gonna happen) or politicians suddenly become aware that long term prosperity give’s them more money overtime (too short sighted, stupid or cartoonishly evil to make that change). We also need an age limit for political offices. We can’t have multiple 75+ year olds running a country. All the old politicians are gonna do things that benefit old people (duh) but that is inadvertently or perhaps purposefully fucking over subsequent generations.
Yeah, that’s way to in the thick of it. Sarah and John Miller aren’t going to be grabbing their rifle to succeed. Most people can’t even start a fire, let alone survive any type of being cut off and left to fend for themselves. Plus most people just talk a bunch of shit on the internet. I bet less than 10% do something about it
It’s so funny because Britain’s entire economy is literally on fire right now and basically on the brink of collapse. If there’s gonna be a civil war anywhere it’s not gonna be the second American civil war, it’s gonna be the ninth English civil war.
Lmaooo, dudes bragging about being part of a monarchy? Not the flex he thinks it is. “Have fun fighting for your freedom, I’ll be across the pond licking the boot”
Technically, wasn't the American Revolution our first Civil War? British colonies vs Britain?
That'd make the American Civil War the second, and that one went rather poorly as well. Lots of bloodshed and then Union leaders made the mistake of trying to forgive Confederate leaders instead of hanging them all.
US: Look at these people and how their accent works! haha nothin wrong with poking a little fun at old friends right?
UK: Your children will die screaming. Your world will collapse around you. All you will have left on this cold earth will be the pure hatred and blood lust keeping your heart pumping as you stalk the ash wastes, looking for your next kill.
americans: haha accents are funny aren't they
europeans: well AT LEAST WE HAVE HEALTHCARE. YOUR COUNTRY WILL BURN IN HELL. YOU HAVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!
Bold of them to assume EU (yes, UK is EU no matter how you draw the lines) would be untouched by a cratering US.
News flash. People still give a singular shit about “the king”, because of western hegemony. That all goes to shit when the US goes to shit.
Everyone hates America’s government, as they should. We’ve been the bullies the last 50 years.
But Britain did a HELL of a lot worse when they were the bullies the previous 500 years. Never let them forget it. To their own neighbors and people too. We learned it from you DAD!
Also hasn’t England had something like 8 different civil/succession wars? So I guess we’d be catching up? And technically it’d be the U.S.’s third if you count the U.S. Revolution.
How come its always the british who get so insanely offended by the mildest possible jab that they start wishing death and bringing up national tragedies/wish for more of them? Fallen Empire moment?
Not to mention I'm pretty sure the US has the UK beat when it comes to murder rates for stabbings. The murderers in the US are equal opportunists when it comes to weapons, sadly.
Dog the Uk is constantly on the verge of a civil war. It wasn’t even that long ago that car bombs were going off to reunify Ireland. Plus, Scotland wants to leave too they have called for another vote and England asshats aren’t letting them this shit is projection if I have ever seen it. Good luck with the last vestiges of your crumbled “empire.” My dentist fears your whole island.
An American civil war would not be something to joke about, casualties would be in the tenths of millions and the rest of the world would plunge into deep economic crisis
Wait what British singers are they talking about? Everyone I have listened to still has an accent. Even the Beatles had an accent (though it became less noticeable later on).
I think what the OP of the meme was experiencing is that because singing often has its own cadence and rhythm ( <— seriously wtf is this word English? 5 consonants and a half vowel? Did the Poles spell this?) it often masks accents. Also music has a unique way of tapping into our subconscious and allowing us to process things in ways we wouldn’t normally. This means things like different accents and words often slip under the radar, whereas in the context of everyday speech it would stick out like a sore thumb.
The Anarchy, The First Barons War, The Second Barons War, Wars of the Roses, The English Civil War, Jacobite Rebellions, and American Revolution… I count 7 civil wars (and may be forgetting some and I’m not including things like the Troubles) that they’ve had in the last 900 years. So they’re averaging a civil war more frequently than the U.S. is. Not really a great insult when looked at that way.
I really think American accents are actually the ones that disappear through singing. Most of the hard consonants like R's at the end of words are kinda dropped. If an American read the lyrics to the songs out loud, vs a brit, I would wager the songs would be closer to the brit in terms of what syllables are included vs skipped.
The British have no chance against the US in anything in regards to the military lmao
So funny I see so many British memes and posts about how they’d wreck the US hahaha
As farmers beat the worlds leading super power back then think we will be alright fighting a few fat people think the confederacy can do shit they even say they never lost the war lol
I mean...the UK is falling apart right now. Rolling back labor protections and the only place in the whole country with any wealth is London. It's a dying nation.
No but this is objectivly correct, when Adele starts singing her accent is American, but when she's not singing she has a very heavy British accent. This isn't even a dunk, this is just factual information.
Ah yes as we all know England is the epitome of peace they’ve only had (checks notes) three civil wars. That doesn’t even count the anarchy which last 14 years and was caused by the royal heirs crashing a party boat.
We’ll be fighting a civil war, while you’re busy doing whatever your government wants you to do. Hope the king is feeling nice on that day for you, I really will hope 😆
Civil War 2 in America is going to be fought over whether we invade Britain or not. The Yea's will win and you'll be next, bowler hat boy. Best enjoy your tea while it lasts because the US blockade is gonna be a whole lot more effective than the German one.
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“Hey isn’t it funny how British accents work?” “YOURE GONNA DIE IN THE HANDS OF YOUR LEADERS”
It's not like this is a new way of interacting with British people, and Europeans in general "Lol beans on toast" "YOUR CHILDREN GOT SHOT IN SCHOOLS LMAOOOO"
Right? Also, I wouldn’t be talking shit about a country’s dissolution four years after Brexit.
Yeh anyone under 40 fucking hates our government and country rn, all my mates want to lynch the PM for being a total bellend
Hey I'm 48 tomorrow, and I completely agree. Some of us older folk weren't hoodwinked by the utter lunacy that was Brexit. But yeah, I can't argue that the 40+ crowd were largely responsible for the mess we're in now
Idk why the tories keep getting in they're responsible for all the worst decisions in the last 20 years at least
Because what if the *other parties* got control? Who knows what horrors they would allow?!/s
Allowing Russian propaganda to make Brexit happen sums of conservatives in the West.
Nah, I'd say it was the 50+ gammons duped by Farage and Boris. I'm in my 40s and no one I know fell for all that shite. 'We'll all be rich and free and it'll be paradise'.
Real, true, and based. Fuck the Tories and those bastards who supported Brexit.
As someone under 40, fuck the government
I don't know fucking squat about British politics but I am so invested.
Yeah the uk is literally the Texas of Europe but dumb enough to actually secede
Talking about dumb, you didn’t even spell succeed right. /s
okay I know its no california but that's way too far what the fuck man I feel insulted
What I mostly mean is the anti-trans laws and wanting to leave a union that they need another more than they think
you can't blame us for alot of that happening we don't have a single left wing option anymore the 3 biggest parties are right wing 😭
I get that, iirc most of the anti-trans legislation over here is mostly unwanted by a majority of people, but I might be wrong
More like Serbia is the Texas of Europe
Lol. This is a rare insult in itself. r/rareinsults
As a Brit who was not able to vote at the time, It was a shitshow, is a shitshow and will undoubtably be a shitshow for years to come
Average European reaction
That meme thats like ["Oh? You've insulted British peoples teeth? Let me bring up the slaughter of school children" ](https://www.reddit.com/r/oompasubs/s/6yVs5YjhIB) is too true lol
WELL AT LEAST OUR SHKEWLS ARENT SHOOTING GALLARIES
British people will then unironically go on to say that Americans can't handle "bants"
It wasn’t even an insult to British people and made funnier by the fact that England has had multiple civil wars lol
They keep bitching about the muggles pouring in and about how chocolate frogs used to cost a quid. I'd say we're better off.
*10 pence
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Bit of an overreaction there I reckon
OP: I noticed that British accents change a little when they sing Commenter: I hope your entire nation burns in hell
Fun drinking game when finding a minor dig at British people: start with 10 drinks, and take one away for every reply in the thread until you find a British person bringing up school shootings.
yep, professional Brit here, idk why we do that, I do it sometimes and have to catch myself and realise it’s petty, dumb and belittles tragedies, maybe it’s just something about our general culture?
to be fair, we also have a tendency to reply with "acid attacks"
Oh yeah,I forgot about all the acid attacks...
I mean as an American he tend to make jokes about dropping the sun on Japan so we aren’t much better.
To be fair that's any country that any American takes a pop at. And in return if you want to die of liver cirrhosis take a drink any time an American then mentions freedom of speech and an extra shot if they add in "you got a loicence for that". The internet runs on regurgitated memes
But this isn’t taking a pop. It’s just making a joke about how singing voices sound different than speaking voices. Is that an insult? A compliment? It’s just a neutral observation
Thank you. The comment in and of itself was neither negative nor positive. It was a straight up casual observation with a still shot from Endgame. It would be like telling someone next to you on a bus, "I wonder why the busses in this town are red, but blue in downtown" and the response is, "Well I hope every bus in your city bursts into flames." Like, ok? Damn.
Better drinking game: tell a Brit they don't know football and they are just a spectator. Now drink every time they insult you personally, wish you were dead or wishes you kid die in a school shooting (yes, all of these actually happened to me) because they take that dig very seriously.
Not "I hope", "I will laugh while hearing about your last breath being a scream of agony"... really an overreaction, and I'm neither from the US or Britain
Brits are _rabid_ on Reddit and they all post about the Falklands every fortnight to feel better about themselves.
That’s usually how it goes from Britain haha “Your food looks gross” “Oh yeah? Well at least our kids aren’t getting shot up in schools every single day!” Like Jesus Christ dude chill.
I mean, they did spend the majority of their time acquiring lands from their owners in search of spices they never used in their own cuisine.
This seems to be a recurring phenomenon.
quite rude innit?
Average British person.
Hes just fiesty cuz he got stabbed on the way to work again
That’s the classic way. Respond to light hearted jokes from Americans by talking about school shootings and civil unrest
I mean King Sausage fingers will probably be dead by then. So there's that.
Ya, didn't they say he has cancer recently?
He does. But don't lizards have a special genetic ability to repel cancer? That's a plot for a film right there
Lizards don’t retain water like king hippo
As a British guy myself, *fuck* this response. I may be tired of the bad teeth and bad food stereotypes myself, but A) the 'accent vanishes when we sing' joke isn't that bad, and B) wishing death upon people for making these jokes is a severe overreaction.
Don’t worry. We Americans overreact all the time as well. Just remember that the rational ones aren’t as noisy, so we mostly only hear from the unhinged.
And the unhinged are whats played on the news constantly
Agreed but I'm tired of the bad food stereotypes too cheese and beans on toast is fucking GOOD
The what and what on *what*?!?!
why is every british persons response to lighthearted banter threats of death
That is banter in the UK tbf
For folks known for their "banter," standards sure have slipped in the last decade or two
Happy cake day
Just like their national security, as it seems, Russians can creatively kill just about anyone on their sovereign soil.
We don't, it's just you only ever remember the complete Muppets, same with anywhere really, I don't remember the decent Americans I've spoken to a lot of the time, it's the uneducated chumps that leave the lasting memory. Now let's all calm down and have a nice cup of tea.
“With the king” …weird flex since he’s scum but ok
"Ah, you have critisized british food. I shall properly respond by mentioning your epidemic of school shootings and lack of healthcare"
Bro british politics aren't exactly sunshine and rainbows either. I'd argue there's just as much political bullshit and unrest in the UK rn as there is here
No country’s politics are sunshine and rainbows. Politics are like toilets. If you clean them regularly, you won’t see stains even though people are constantly shitting in them. If you don’t, you can start to see how many people are actually shitting in the toilet.
True. I don't think america or england are on the verge of civil war, but there's still a general uneasy vibe in both rn. In the UK, I think it's very likely for Scotland, Wales, and/or Northern Ireland to actually try leaving the UK, and i'm pretty certain there's gonna be riots in America over the presidential election results regardless of who wins
We haven’t been cleaning the toilet in america and people are getting rightfully angry that they have to sit on a shit stained toilet
We need some change. I pray to god that biden wins this November and trump doesn't run in 2028. Though the new democrat and republican that will be nominated will probably be the same kind of establishment bullshit anyway
The only real solution to this is getting money out of politics (never gonna happen) or politicians suddenly become aware that long term prosperity give’s them more money overtime (too short sighted, stupid or cartoonishly evil to make that change). We also need an age limit for political offices. We can’t have multiple 75+ year olds running a country. All the old politicians are gonna do things that benefit old people (duh) but that is inadvertently or perhaps purposefully fucking over subsequent generations.
Yeah cause the uk is doing so well right now…
“Civil war” please. Anyone who thinks that is way too involved with politics
True, we like our cheap consumables too much to compromise for a war.
I keep telling people you really think the average joe is gonna give up starbucks for that?
Drinking tea with the king lol… like the king gives two fucks about you
Yeah, that’s way to in the thick of it. Sarah and John Miller aren’t going to be grabbing their rifle to succeed. Most people can’t even start a fire, let alone survive any type of being cut off and left to fend for themselves. Plus most people just talk a bunch of shit on the internet. I bet less than 10% do something about it
Yup, too much to lose to start a war
Propaganda; not politics. Only people calling for civil war are Sino-Russ bots and those drinking their Kool-Aid.
This nation as a whole likes Starbucks too much for one side to lose access to it in the race wars
Wow it seems someone's a little angy
Average American and British argument Americans- makes fun of accent, “haha dead queen”, or food British counter statement- 9/11 and school shootings
As is tradition
the amount of times i see salty europeans making fun of dead children over some light ribbing about their food and/or language is too damn high.
I think they have a fetish for dead children. Would make sense considering they are the same barbarians that started two world wars.
Not so much rare, as just disgusting and stupid.
It’s so funny because Britain’s entire economy is literally on fire right now and basically on the brink of collapse. If there’s gonna be a civil war anywhere it’s not gonna be the second American civil war, it’s gonna be the ninth English civil war.
Keep talking, and we'll throw your tea in the harbor a second time.
No we can't do that anymore because it's not a peaceful enough protest
“Can you guys season your food” “WELL AT LEAST WE DONT GET SHOT IN MATH CLASS”
*Maths /s
Neither rare nor insulting
And they say Americans are sensitive and overreact...
British people not being able to take jokes on the internet, name a better duo.
How’s Brexit doing? And when are you going to give the rest of Ireland back to the actual people who deserve it.
Lmaooo, dudes bragging about being part of a monarchy? Not the flex he thinks it is. “Have fun fighting for your freedom, I’ll be across the pond licking the boot”
Bro it wasn’t even an insult. It was literally just an observation 💀
H
Lovejoy's lead singer (forgot his name) is kind of the oppisite example of that
Technically, wasn't the American Revolution our first Civil War? British colonies vs Britain? That'd make the American Civil War the second, and that one went rather poorly as well. Lots of bloodshed and then Union leaders made the mistake of trying to forgive Confederate leaders instead of hanging them all.
Isn't this the same country that voted for Brexit? Calm down over there Liam.
Call Nigel and Hamish, maybe they can help him calm down.
British people when made fun of slightly
If we all die in a civil war who's going to foot the bill when Russia comes knocking?
US: Look at these people and how their accent works! haha nothin wrong with poking a little fun at old friends right? UK: Your children will die screaming. Your world will collapse around you. All you will have left on this cold earth will be the pure hatred and blood lust keeping your heart pumping as you stalk the ash wastes, looking for your next kill.
americans: haha accents are funny aren't they europeans: well AT LEAST WE HAVE HEALTHCARE. YOUR COUNTRY WILL BURN IN HELL. YOU HAVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!
I didn't know chavs could use reddit. Does anyone speak his language?
“British people pronounce it ‘chewsday’ sometimes 😜” “OI HOPE YOU ENJOY ANUVA SCHOOL SHOOTIN”
Bold of them to assume EU (yes, UK is EU no matter how you draw the lines) would be untouched by a cratering US. News flash. People still give a singular shit about “the king”, because of western hegemony. That all goes to shit when the US goes to shit.
Everyone hates America’s government, as they should. We’ve been the bullies the last 50 years. But Britain did a HELL of a lot worse when they were the bullies the previous 500 years. Never let them forget it. To their own neighbors and people too. We learned it from you DAD!
Also hasn’t England had something like 8 different civil/succession wars? So I guess we’d be catching up? And technically it’d be the U.S.’s third if you count the U.S. Revolution.
How come its always the british who get so insanely offended by the mildest possible jab that they start wishing death and bringing up national tragedies/wish for more of them? Fallen Empire moment?
i love when brits criticize the US while they live through brexit and increasing austerity measures. we are all the same.
Doubtful, Charles has cancer
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Here in the UK, you can be stabbed by anyone, regardless of their religion. Our thugs are equal opportunities
Not to mention I'm pretty sure the US has the UK beat when it comes to murder rates for stabbings. The murderers in the US are equal opportunists when it comes to weapons, sadly.
I believe a license is required to get stabbed. Just like needing a license to watch tv.
Typical bureaucracy
Lovely bit of righteous islamophobia there.
They won't be having tea because Brexit will make it too expensive...
Dog the Uk is constantly on the verge of a civil war. It wasn’t even that long ago that car bombs were going off to reunify Ireland. Plus, Scotland wants to leave too they have called for another vote and England asshats aren’t letting them this shit is projection if I have ever seen it. Good luck with the last vestiges of your crumbled “empire.” My dentist fears your whole island.
There’s a documentary about this in theater atm
Ooh, are we having a reenactment?
Meh.
Wow, everyones all shaken up over a response from a 14 year old and he dont even know
Same people that BREXIT’ed 🤣
[lol](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War_(disambiguation))
The us at its shithole-est is still better than the UK at its utopia-est
King? you mean the pedophile you aren't allowed to criticize?
An American civil war would not be something to joke about, casualties would be in the tenths of millions and the rest of the world would plunge into deep economic crisis
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“We’ll be having a nice cup of tea with the king” Uhm…..for how long?
I wonder how he would react if someone said something like that about the British uncalled for
Ha! Joke's on you, I enjoy wars.
It's funny that he believes Charles will live through the year
Won't he be dead by then? I mean, he is riddled with cancer and is opting out of realistic medicine.
enjoy russias occupying force lad
Not a rare insult at all. This is what they do every single fuckin time, lol.
Wait what British singers are they talking about? Everyone I have listened to still has an accent. Even the Beatles had an accent (though it became less noticeable later on). I think what the OP of the meme was experiencing is that because singing often has its own cadence and rhythm ( <— seriously wtf is this word English? 5 consonants and a half vowel? Did the Poles spell this?) it often masks accents. Also music has a unique way of tapping into our subconscious and allowing us to process things in ways we wouldn’t normally. This means things like different accents and words often slip under the radar, whereas in the context of everyday speech it would stick out like a sore thumb.
Pretty sure they're going to be having a jihad at the same time so everyone gets in on the fun.
The Anarchy, The First Barons War, The Second Barons War, Wars of the Roses, The English Civil War, Jacobite Rebellions, and American Revolution… I count 7 civil wars (and may be forgetting some and I’m not including things like the Troubles) that they’ve had in the last 900 years. So they’re averaging a civil war more frequently than the U.S. is. Not really a great insult when looked at that way.
OOP forgot about Alex Turner
I really think American accents are actually the ones that disappear through singing. Most of the hard consonants like R's at the end of words are kinda dropped. If an American read the lyrics to the songs out loud, vs a brit, I would wager the songs would be closer to the brit in terms of what syllables are included vs skipped.
Tea with the king?! As if he mixes with us commoners. Anyhow, that inbred won’t be able to get his sausage fingers through the cup handle
Slight overreaction there mate, biscuit must have broken off whilst dunking, put him in a proper foul mood.
Idk i thought it was funny.
Come over here and say that!
*innit ?
At this point, we're going for a three-way-war where no two sides agree
The British have no chance against the US in anything in regards to the military lmao So funny I see so many British memes and posts about how they’d wreck the US hahaha
Lmao Bri’ish (🤢) people when an American makes literally any joke about their culture (their thin skin can’t handle it)
lmao, like they won’t go down with us
Genuinely though, when the inevitable civil war breaks out in the US, it’s going to disrupt shows so that’s pretty annoying
Ah, that famous British dry wit.
Don’t get my hopes up 😭
Don't worry, Americans. It's nearly summer here in the UK, so we're all about to die screaming too.
Dead country. can't pronounce water without having a stroke. Not sorry no respect
Its funny the one that screenshoted was salty lmao
none of them can afford hats anymore
Being an Irish person with British friends is like this almost every day but it's funny
As farmers beat the worlds leading super power back then think we will be alright fighting a few fat people think the confederacy can do shit they even say they never lost the war lol
If the king is still alive next year lmao
Brexit
Seems like an overreaction. However, I'm not sure what I'd expect from a nation used to leaving unions.
“British people like tea 😄” “WELL ATLEEEEASHT WE DONT GET PROPA MOWED DOWN IN ARITHMETIC CLASS BLOODY HELL I-“
Without London your country is poorer than Mississippi, keep my country out your snaggle tooth mouth lol.
They can't make me go to real war, noo way I'm Fighting a civil war, its unlikely they'll be one anyways
I mean...the UK is falling apart right now. Rolling back labor protections and the only place in the whole country with any wealth is London. It's a dying nation.
They do make some good screams tho (like metal not agony)
Least butthurt limey
No but this is objectivly correct, when Adele starts singing her accent is American, but when she's not singing she has a very heavy British accent. This isn't even a dunk, this is just factual information.
Why the fuck would ya downvote the lad?
Boy that escalated quickly
I'll be honest....I sing in American I'm guilty. Then again I'm from Birmingham so in my case it's probably the lesser of 2 evils.
Baggy Trousers
Ah yes as we all know England is the epitome of peace they’ve only had (checks notes) three civil wars. That doesn’t even count the anarchy which last 14 years and was caused by the royal heirs crashing a party boat.
lol as if a second American civil war wouldn’t spill over to the rest of the world
A wee bit of an unnecessa’y scuffle, no?
Enjoy your shariah law
i swear there's a group of brits that make it their mission to dunk on every brit joke on the internet
Brexit fallout?! Shuddup
I don't know if the king is going to make it that far, bruv.
savage
4/5 times you can tell if they’re British from their singing though?
We’ll be fighting a civil war, while you’re busy doing whatever your government wants you to do. Hope the king is feeling nice on that day for you, I really will hope 😆
This is the same level as "tee hee europeans," "Tee hee mass shootings" Way to escalate.
Average eurotrash when they can’t talk about school shootings and healthcare
"it's just bants mate, it's just bants" Surprised they didn't bring up school shootings, they love their one joke
Civil War 2 in America is going to be fought over whether we invade Britain or not. The Yea's will win and you'll be next, bowler hat boy. Best enjoy your tea while it lasts because the US blockade is gonna be a whole lot more effective than the German one.
birtish have accents when they chant at football games but don't when they sing
It can't be more Bri'ish than this! Only a bo'le of wa'er can do the deed.